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100pr00f
03-09-2007, 08:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXPxxk3sKg


damn u know any one that is a bigger whore then this

Edgar Erebus
03-09-2007, 08:51 AM
Girls is quite good looking. I expected her to look more or less so:

http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Prostitute.JPG

EAGLE EYE
03-09-2007, 08:58 AM
Listening to the girl talk about her goals in life made me laugh pretty hard.





Her white trash accent is sexy like that

Edgar Erebus
03-09-2007, 09:04 AM
You know... This kind is easiest to fuck, but I never would. Who knows what kind of wildlife would grow down there.

MonkeySmuggler
03-09-2007, 09:15 AM
hahahahahahaha OH SHIT AHAHHAHAHAAAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Frontal Lobotomy
03-09-2007, 09:19 AM
Hah, gotta love them little whores.

-Gambino-
03-09-2007, 09:23 AM
I cant stand his fucking voice. Its soooo annoying.

Edgar Erebus
03-09-2007, 09:25 AM
Yeah I didn't get half what that lil slut said. Real teen bitch grown up on watching wack teen soap operas.

Was she tryin to speak ebonix by any case?

EAGLE EYE
03-09-2007, 09:39 AM
Ebonics? No. That is a far more advanced language.


She was speaking an ancient Hebrew derived form of trailerparkstianglish

DJMethods
03-09-2007, 10:07 AM
I'd tell her I have such a high sperm count she'd have to chew.. Say I'd fuck her, then tie her up and charge $10 for a root. Have atleast $5000 by weeks end.

MonkeySmuggler
03-09-2007, 10:14 AM
ahahaha that show is fucking great!

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TAURO
03-09-2007, 10:23 AM
I wish one day I could end up with a chick as classy as her, girls like her make me thank the lord of the world we live in, I mean there are no wars, our government officials truly work for the people and there is plenty of wealth.........I love Maury for highlighting the scholars of our utopian society.

INF
03-09-2007, 10:57 AM
That first video made me feel bad cuzza all tha sluts I had banged as a youth.
Then I mostly laughed.

HANZO
03-09-2007, 11:26 AM
she probably die or aids very soon.

L~>1<~NKS
03-09-2007, 11:28 AM
Pfffff Im from Alabama - I fuuuk 300 men, I call mah self a playa cuz I gott it liiike tha. WHORE! Suck mah dick - you dirty mockin bird... choke on mah babies you dumb broad ...die bitch, die!!!


Anyway, this females deranged.

L~>1<~NKS
03-09-2007, 11:29 AM
BTW there should be a Muary Povich appreciation thread - but Im nawt the one to do it.

Sexy Jasper
03-09-2007, 11:43 AM
What a cunting piece of trash. How in the fuck can you have unprotected sex 300 times without getting pregnant. Someone should punch her in the babymaker.

INF
03-09-2007, 11:49 AM
What a cunting piece of trash. How in the fuck can you have unprotected sex 300 times without getting pregnant. Someone should punch her in the babymaker.

I seen worse. It get way worse.

Jet Set
03-09-2007, 12:12 PM
300 times unprotected sex

15 men

not 300 men

Sexy Jasper
03-09-2007, 12:16 PM
300 times unprotected sex

15 men

not 300 men
Who are you correcting?

Jet Set
03-09-2007, 12:21 PM
Raaandom (http://www.youtube.com/user/Raaandom) (16 minutes ago)
But does she do Anal, i can't believe maury did not ask that.


lol

AcidPhosphate69
03-09-2007, 02:18 PM
Damn....I don't know what to say....

EDIT: No, I do know...if that was my daughter...dudes would die and she would be paralyzed from the legs down. I don't give a fuck if I went to jail for murder and whatever you get for paralyzing somebody but as a father...I'd be happy.

Sexy Jasper
03-09-2007, 02:35 PM
If that was my daughter she could have my baby. No that's wrong. Very wrong. Forget what I said.

Inspectah_Dirk
03-09-2007, 02:40 PM
Ah, another useless lifeform i refuse to call something like that a human. She is not. She is garbage, a huge flaw in nature. She must die, anything that stupid can't be let alive, it's not humane to let something like that live for the rest of us. Fuck that shit.

Jet Set
03-09-2007, 02:54 PM
ma babay
ma babay
ma babay
"we dont need no education".....
I think Pink Floyd wasn't talking about her

Gawd
03-09-2007, 03:10 PM
I'm 15 And I've Slept With Men Over 300 Times!

i had no idea 100 proof was a female.

Visionz
03-09-2007, 03:16 PM
BTW there should be a Muary Povich appreciation thread - but Im nawt the one to do it.he's only got two episodes, "young sluts who want to get pregnant" and "are you the daddy?", can't remember the last time I've seen anythin but that on the show......



the "are you the daddy" shit is funny. "I'm five thousand percent sure Mark's the father"


"Mark..........................u are not the father"



bitch runs off crying....comes back to test for the 15th dude that MIGHT be the dad..lol damn shame really

Gawd
03-09-2007, 03:26 PM
you know ben is never on those shows but you know he is the father of like 33 % of them babies

Visionz
03-09-2007, 03:30 PM
^lmao

if it starts out "..........so I was in Las Vegas for the weekend" Ben's watching the screen gettin nervous 'damn!!! another one'


"umm honey, you know this kid of programming isn't good for the kids. lets change the channel"

Sexy Jasper
03-09-2007, 03:34 PM
Big Ben has more bastard children than Burt Reynolds. It's true, I saw a National Geographic special on this.

Gawd
03-09-2007, 03:34 PM
lawls......ben is a whore. a filthy fuckin whore.

smokebongoncliff
03-09-2007, 04:34 PM
i was gonna make a thread about how maury is my favorite show on tv. but i never did.

Rame
03-09-2007, 04:46 PM
haha I posted that ''mah baby' part before, dumb girl

haha This one's funny:

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HANZO
03-09-2007, 05:37 PM
^^lmao

Visionz
03-09-2007, 05:42 PM
that guy looks happy enough to run off and get some girl he doesn't know pregnant, haahaa, .................she said she was 5000% sure, how can you be wrong when you're 5000%? lmao

Marc051
03-10-2007, 04:46 AM
she needs a dad to just beat her ass and keep her locked away

SickSide
03-10-2007, 05:13 AM
Lol Reminds Me Of Southpark When Cartman Dresses Up As A Girl

I Doooo What I Wannnt

Visionz
03-10-2007, 05:17 AM
^went lookin for that video today on youtube but couldn't find it....I was thinkin the exact same thing

Ya_Bane
03-10-2007, 05:43 AM
poor thing

WU-KILLAH
03-10-2007, 07:17 AM
Poor actor performance

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-10-2007, 08:07 AM
Biatch..

Sean
03-10-2007, 09:34 AM
God damn her voice was annoying. What a filthy whore.

Lol in the related videos there is an episode about a man who is afraid of peaches. They bring some on and this 270 pound man runs away and hides in a corner...from peaches.

IRAN
03-10-2007, 10:00 AM
She told me she was a fucking virgin!!

mashqauck
03-10-2007, 04:19 PM
why can't i have a girlfriend like that

AcidPhosphate69
03-10-2007, 05:23 PM
Cuz she'd fuck all your friends and prolly your dad and then get pregnant. Then, since you're her boyfriend she'd say it was yours. Also, if your dad knocked her up, I'd think you'd fail the paternity test.

NY_Mami
03-10-2007, 11:04 PM
Oh my God, that girl is a Hot Ass Mess...........


"My dream is to be on Girls Gone Wild, and have my baby......and I aint wit' not one, not two, but thuh-REE different men.....cause I got it like that".....

.::SMH::.

Her momz can't give her a ass whoopin', because she prolly might like it.......

SHRAP
03-10-2007, 11:10 PM
damn 100proof youre a slutty ass faggot

AcidPhosphate69
03-11-2007, 01:01 AM
Nothing to do with this but Girl Scout cookies are bomb. She should have joined the Girl Scouts. Might have done her some good plus, she'd be giving out cookies instead of nookies. Zing.

Marc051
03-11-2007, 08:43 AM
Cuz she'd fuck all your friends and prolly your dad and then get pregnant. Then, since you're her boyfriend she'd say it was yours. Also, if your dad knocked her up, I'd think you'd fail the paternity test.

yeah dude...a bitch like that is only good for show...don't fall in love though with someone you can't trust

Dr.Weird
03-11-2007, 05:08 PM
is there a part 2 to this? i wanna see what happens next.. why is she desperate to have a baby.. retarded whore, i bet her bed sheets are rock solid from dried cum.

Bloo
03-12-2007, 03:47 AM
Cuz she'd fuck all your friends and prolly your dad and then get pregnant. Then, since you're her boyfriend she'd say it was yours. Also, if your dad knocked her up, I'd think you'd fail the paternity test.

I'd be like, Bitch that ain't mine! You know when I fuck you it's strictly anal!

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 02:07 PM
Somebody needs to throw that little bitch against the wall and choke her(without their dick in her).

Edgar Erebus
03-12-2007, 02:11 PM
I thought a bit bout her...

Trichomonas is an understatement. Dinosaur is the right word.

Inspectah_Dirk
03-12-2007, 02:14 PM
`She must have a burning coochie.

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 02:15 PM
She thinks she's gonna take care of baby with a bunch of rummage shit.......bitch please.

But seriousley she's got her priorities straight, she just needs a man that knows how to put her on that tight regiment.

She's a pimp's dream come true.

Edgar Erebus
03-12-2007, 02:17 PM
She's a pimp's dream come true.

I don't know any pimp that likes a ho who wants to get pregnant. The way is good, aim ain't.

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 02:18 PM
I don't know any pimp that likes a ho who wants to get pregnant. The way is good, aim ain't.

She siad she'd sell her body to take care of baby. She's just needs guidence.

Inspectah_Dirk
03-12-2007, 02:21 PM
She needs this:

http://www.copquest.com/21-1000-head.jpg

BAM!

Edgar Erebus
03-12-2007, 02:22 PM
She siad she'd sell her body to take care of baby. She's just needs guidence.

Oh I get it, to guide her to sell her ass and not to need to take care of baby. Yeah that's the guidance a girlie like that needs.

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 02:22 PM
BANG A RANG PETER!

That'll keep a ho on a tight regiment!

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 02:24 PM
Oh I get it, to guide her to sell her ass and not to need to take care of baby. Yeah that's the guidance a girlie like that needs.

See your getting it. Now you need to work on your limp.

RagnaroK
03-12-2007, 02:27 PM
Raaandom (16 minutes ago)
But does she do Anal, i can't believe maury did not ask that.
hahahahahahaha i can picture him asking after that how much for a blowjob?

thats fuck up maybe she grew up listening to cash money and turn out stupid


when i read the tittle of this thread i imagine a ugly girl but she was fine

damn the youth is lost

Edgar Erebus
03-12-2007, 02:27 PM
See your getting it. Now you need to work on your limp.

Naw I don't deal wit that. I gave up after one of hood hoes died of I don't know what, she had at least hundred diseases.

And some of mine schoolmates were losing virginity on her. Blgh.

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 02:31 PM
Naw I don't deal wit that. I gave up after one of hood hoes died of I don't know what, she had at least hundred diseases.

And some of mine schoolmates were losing virginity on her. Blgh.

Trynna tell you about that tight regiment man. Keep them bitches healthy.

Edgar Erebus
03-12-2007, 02:33 PM
Trynna tell you about that tight regiment man. Keep them bitches healthy.

Yeah, if they are like from Ukraine as 90% of hoes here, without passport and health insurance and any legal documents to live here, how should I do it?

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 02:36 PM
Yeah, if they are like from Ukraine as 90% of hoes here, without passport and health insurance and any legal documents to live here, how should I do it?

Where do you live? That pimp game in another country is whole different sack of nuts. But I'd keep a bitch at your house to entertain house guests at least.

Edgar Erebus
03-12-2007, 02:39 PM
Where do you live? That pimp game in another country is whole different sack of nuts. But I'd keep a bitch at your house to entertain house guests at least.

Croatia, man, the final spot for eastern-european kidnapped or sold girls forced to prostitute on the ruthless streets on Western Europe... and raped a zillion times on the way too. I know I sound like eD but it's true. You can't even imagine how much of them are being driven through each day.

About bitch entertaining the guests... Slovenia is close, every Slovenian girl is very eager to give when not at home.

And what's best... they are 4 free.

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 02:42 PM
Scoop yourself one up then.

You don't have to make her sell her body, get some pretty ones and start yourself an escort service for buisness men of some shit. Fuck I don't know, you make it sound like that town in the movie Hostel.

Better yet, build yourself a detective agency and charge people up the yin-yang to rescure their chicks.

Start working on a hustle now when your young.

Edgar Erebus
03-12-2007, 02:48 PM
Scoop yourself one up then.

You don't have to make her sell her body, get some pretty ones and start yourself an escort service for buisness men of some shit. Fuck I don't know, you make it sound like that town in the movie Hostel.

Better yet, build yourself a detective agency and charge people up the yin-yang to rescure their chicks.

Start working on a hustle now when your young.

HAHAHAH

What bout the mafiosis that control that biz? I'm in a small country, there ain't many places to hide. I don't wanna die young, although I'd be a beautiful corpse.

BTW bout hostel... Don't be scared, we know much more refined ways to suck money outta fat-walleted Western Europeans and American than torture.

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 04:16 PM
HAHAHAH

What bout the mafiosis that control that biz? I'm in a small country, there ain't many places to hide. I don't wanna die young, although I'd be a beautiful corpse.

BTW bout hostel... Don't be scared, we know much more refined ways to suck money outta fat-walleted Western Europeans and American than torture.

Yeah, it's best you leave the pimpin to the big dogs. Stay in school.^O^

BTW I ain't scared, I'm trynna find out how much you'll charge for me to carve a fat little dutch boy up with a butter knife. I'll pour syrup on that little fat fucker and eat'em alive till I get a belly ache. :chef:

Edgar Erebus
03-12-2007, 04:43 PM
Yeah, it's best you leave the pimpin to the big dogs. Stay in school.^O^

BTW I ain't scared, I'm trynna find out how much you'll charge for me to carve a fat little dutch boy up with a butter knife. I'll pour syrup on that little fat fucker and eat'em alive till I get a belly ache. :chef:

Hm... Dutch. They are quite usual species in these parts, so 200 should be enough.

If you wanna do a Russian it's 1000, as they are rare... Um... An American would be like 3000, and if you wanna eat a lil' Japonese I'd even pay to you.

Murdah Piff
03-12-2007, 05:10 PM
she won't be a successful prostitute, bitch is 15 and already loose with all that 300 dicks in her

by the way she talks i can tell that bitch makes anoyin noise when you fuck her

Inspectah_Dirk
03-12-2007, 05:11 PM
A fat little dutch boy? Anyone from here? :D And no dutch person will let his shit be carved up by some American.

WARPATH
03-12-2007, 06:04 PM
A fat little dutch boy? Anyone from here? :D And no dutch person will let his shit be carved up by some American.

Dutch people,Don't take it personal, nothing against Dutch at all. I just heard ya'll eat good, so a fat dutch sounds a lot better then a skinny rice eating mother fucker.

The idea of a little fat boy in wooden shoes, and green stiped shirt, covered in syrup, looking like a little fat candy cane and shit............That don't make you hungry?

oLd_KaiNry
03-12-2007, 07:32 PM
The idea of a little fat boy in wooden shoes, and green stiped shirt, covered in syrup, looking like a little fat candy cane and shit............That don't make you hungry?

lmao

Prolifical ENG
03-12-2007, 07:51 PM
I got sick of seeing troubled teens on Maury 7 years ago. Nowadays every second episode is the maternity tests :p

NY_Mami
03-12-2007, 10:55 PM
Why can't she just be upfront like this lady......

CRP0FqLjRfY

IrOnMaN
03-13-2007, 09:05 AM
The power of pussy: What a man will do to obtain it.}:|

/thinking

froth
03-13-2007, 01:35 PM
id smash

SickSide
03-13-2007, 07:13 PM
i was waiting for her to snap her fingers 3 times at random points in front of her face!!

WARPATH
03-13-2007, 08:52 PM
She's a sweet heart.

Really Fucking Adorable.

SaqurakiHanamichi
03-14-2007, 12:14 AM
the mother talking looks mad fake, She is talking as if she didnt care. THose are fake ass tears

2L8Lit da croatianMC
03-14-2007, 02:19 PM
hahahhhahaha id like to stick my dick in her mouth... she a playa hahahahah

2L8Lit da croatianMC
03-14-2007, 02:20 PM
Why can't she just be upfront like this lady......

CRP0FqLjRfY

hahahahahaha she has a good habbit