Best PunchLine Rhymes..

[na diel]

a lyric, a album a particular artist, a quote...
give it to me who got them LOL raps?

[whitey]

i been fucking chicks in the ass since i was six and a half.-Big L


all his shit is nice like that.

[DJMethods]

Esoteric on the whole Soul Purpose album... comes with so many. pretty much a battle rap album.

[White_Mouse]

"rappers bleeding and it ain't even that time of the month//"
-"Minister Zion"

or
"spittin flows at fellas dissin/
on "B.E.T." booties exposed teleivision//"
-"shai linne"

LOL

both verry funny lines form two not so well know cats!!!

[Longbongcilvaringz]

am i the only one that thinks solely punch line mc's like chino xl can get boring, hes dope and all, but after a while it gets monotonous.

esoteric and big l are good because they have alot of comedy in their rhymes.

Immortal Technique is probably the best as far as an mc, because he doesnt just do punch lines, his music has some meaning.

[DJMethods]

a battle MC called "Justice", aussie boy who won the scribble jam.

he comes with some ofthe best lines, and its all off the top of the dome.. check his youtube videos, "vs ancedote" and "vs the saurus" are the best. seriously check the dude

[ed-word]

cut your head off and glue it right back and leave you like that by eminem

leave you with more shit missing than lik kim radio edit by eminem

[Energy Turtle]

punch lines like im mad at the coke on the table

like a mute mail man i dont talk i deliver

both by copywrite pon the song 'theives theme'

(sorry ima a lil drunk-)

[venex]

fuck a record label, I appear courtesy of myself...

big L be fuckin' with more keys then a janitor...


just 2 lines I think are dope and can come up with now..LOL

[Dante]

Anything by Big L.

He's the king of this category.

[Jeru]

Noel 'll disagree lol but Celph Titled

[Scáth Bán]

"Jumped out the Lincoln/ left him stinkin..//
Put his brains on the street../
Now you can see what he was just thinkin'..//"

- Big L (Lifestyles of Da Poor & Dangerous: Danger Zone)

[The Prime Sithesizah]

"Dunkin in and out of wives is how I make slow-jamz" - I.N.M

[MOUSER WORDS]

dont trip but..


here is one i made..


"i wouldnt jack.. jack in the box.. "

[drippie k]

i'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin
i'm eminem and youre a fag in a women's gym

[Sean]

"And you can ask Beavis I get nothin Butt Head"

-Big L

"On the shelf is where your lp cold stood,
Because it was no good, that shit aint even go wood"

-Big L

[Sun Supreme]

cut your head off and glue it right back and leave you like that by eminem

That was from meth, "i'll fuckin cut cha neck off and glue ya head back and leave you like that. - or somthin like that

I always loved Jay-z's line:

I pimp hard on a trick, look
fuck if ya leg broke bitch hop up on the good foot

[Lil' Ruger]

i'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin
i'm eminem and youre a fag in a women's gym

lol on tha nyman song


"holocaust black man whos veins litter with thorns
back smack you so hard all ur seeds will be born deformed"

and you fucking G-unit haters you know lloyd banks is sick with them punchlines too.

[brown_dogg]

"I'm leaving the crowds happy like OJ Simpson when he got his first white pussy"

"Molest your mind like Oprah Winfrey's behind when she was a small child"

"Punchlines with more elasticity than Biggie's stretch marks"

"By this industry, I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail"
CHINO XL


"Half-Hitler, Half-Jewish, I'm gassed off myself"

"The day a n*gga serve Ras is when faggots start straight bashing"
RAS KASS


oh man and Vakill... jeez.

"I'm a pimp. Pussy falls in my lap like a strip club full of clumsy crippled bitches"

"The crown don't move. Whoever intends on grabbing it is fighting off full blown AIDS with Flintstones tablets"

[Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition]

"Jumped out the Lincoln/ left him stinkin..//
Put his brains on the street../
Now you can see what he was just thinkin'..//"

- Big L (Lifestyles of Da Poor & Dangerous: Danger Zone)

9:|6 Big L fuckin LEGEND..

[DVSK]

dusk stay on top , no play..u stay stressed
i got shit on LOCH while u display ur gay NESS

[DVSK]

within my pen the soul of an indian, but then again
you feminens will fuck any man like eminem

[Scáth Bán]

"You can't see me like the Muppet Babies grandmother"
- Chino XL

That shit had me laughing for the longest time, cause I used to always watch that show.

[NASTY NAK]

"My multi topical flows may varry, but its all relative like west virginians before they marry" - chino xl

"Play me like an x box i'll leave u with a halo 2"- Pack FM

"Like diseased pussy, you cats are makin me sick"- Jakki tha moutamouth

"love beef it goes good whitcha vegetables" - Bad Seed

"yall niggas on that lo carb diet, ya don't get no do(ough)"- MEF

"I'm mad nice, like a nigga wit mixed up emotions"- Jakki tha moutamouth

"Im hot to death, like the grave findin me attractive" - Jakki

[11th Chamber]

"You can't see me like the Muppet Babies grandmother"
- Chino XL

That shit had me laughing for the longest time, cause I used to always watch that show.

hahaha, that shit was nice. Cool show back in the day

Dusk's last one was gay as hell. Fuck any man like Eminem??

[DVSK]

u actin like i owned and rehearsed them
11th chamber just mad cuz he got pwn'd in the first ten (chambers)

[11th Chamber]

u actin like i owned and rehearsed them
11th chamber just mad cuz he got pwn'd in the first ten (chambers)

that was kinda dope. Yer still a homo

[DVSK]

its computers putin...puta

[BRONZBODY]

my skills go back to flippin on pissy matresses-chino xl

ya style is cheesy like an uncurcumsised penis-chino xl

dick so deep down ya bitch mouth ill cum in her hair-ras kass

[Energy Turtle]

first you non violent, now you in ya verse wildin, your only criminal record's BDP's first album - copywrite

im comin for you like a serrogant dad - copywrite

im like tony soprano the way i kill big pussy and my bitch dont kno that - copywrite

if you cant resurrect ya self i aint callin you god - i forget who said it, i think its jakki double m ...

chino got more soul (seoul) than the capital of korea - chino xl

nigga you the crocodile hunter, i am the stingray - ras kass

[MOUSER WORDS]

Andale .. Andale.. Mami.. E .. I .. ,, E... I .. Oh.. Ohhhhhh ..


- E .. I ..

Nelly.. ,,,,,,




That Is A Pimp Song..

[11th Chamber]

its computers putin...puta

I was referring to when 50 said it, faggot

[murkoutz]

Styles leave the best dead, I stay breast-fed
And when I die, be handcuffed to my deathbed-fredro star

broke in a mobile and stole a stove and a fridge,
kidnapped the parents and left a ransom note for the kids-emienm

Hit him with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap
Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack
hand him his purse back-big pun r.i.p my nigga

[brown_dogg]

R. Kelly your verse, and I'll piss on your sixteen.

hahah Sean P!!!!!

[MX1]

the whole song All Black by Big L, actually just anything by L, all his rhymes address battling and all that...

[DVSK]

ya girly currently wit me
you better be making sense (cents)if u refferin to 50

[DVSK]

you outta shape cuz u got squares in ya circle...eloels...serious jones....monster...juan

[Bigot Hitman]

you outta shape cuz u got squares in ya circle...eloels...serious jones....monster...juan

Its

U just a comedian duke, it wouldn't be fair if i hurt u
I know why you outa shape, cuz i got too many squares in ya circle

[LHX]

Lord Finesse -


yall know me - i dont stress nothin
bought your album - thats how i broke the eject button


when we slaughter your plan -
touch albums, so hot - it comes wit a portable fan


off a Tony Touch album

[LyriCipher]

alot of shit by Cassidy is hilarious...

"and if ya called a snitch, you might as well call it quits
and i might answer the phone when ya call your bitch"

"if you a thug stop girlin then / if i see a car in traffic, ima jacket like burlington"

and yea Big L's shit is hilarious too but im surprised no one said Cassidy..

[rubyspirit]

"I come harder than bottles made by Yoo hoo." - Method Man

I LOL! whenever I hear it.

[na diel]

my top picks are these and final...
Redman, Lloyd Banks an Erick Sermon....

[abasi]

one of my favs was from Shyheim on Big Business


I put my life on the line and hit both free throws

[Wu-Set]

sum of the shit u guys r saying are not even punchlines

[SickSide]

You are what eat that shits fact, thats why i never eat pussy and just stick to Big Macs

[ThaGoldenChild07]

Provoke me to allow violence
but only in words cause smacking you would be childish
hangcuff me to a rusty tech and ill still prosper
hip hoper, i do this for love not cause i got to

Nas

[DVSK]

thats an amazing punchLINE.

[na diel]

my top picks are these and final...
Redman,
Lloyd Banks an
Erick Sermon....
////mod please close thread....

[ThaGoldenChild07]

thats an amazing punchLINE.

Ya kno it Dusk...

[DVSK]

bust that ass like some klu klux spies
dusk'll crash in queens like he used to much nas..(no2)

[tha god concept]

warbux is the best punchline mc...not alotta ya prolly herd ofem but hes too sick


dzk too.....im not even gonna quote theyre shit .....if you want to hear the raw shit go dig for it

[Razorsharp]

Noel 'll disagree lol but Celph Titled

:D

"ill leave you with more headlines than corderoy pillow cases"

"ill leave u black on both sides like we bbqing mos def"

"im like donkey kong, i got ya niggas dodgin my barrels"

:D

[Jeru]

:D

"ill leave you with more headlines than corderoy pillow cases"

"ill leave u black on both sides like we bbqing mos def"

"im like donkey kong, i got ya niggas dodgin my barrels"

:D

Exactamundo :D

[Razorsharp]

R. Kelly your verse, and I'll piss on your sixteen.

hahah Sean P!!!!!

"P"!!!! :p

fuck the world, stick the dick in the dirt :thumbup:

[renagade410]

"auto-pilot my technique so even if i sleep on my own shit its still fly"-vakill

"i could sever both of my feet and still be two steps ahead of ya"-k-rino

"my homicides are shown in a hearse/chronologically reversed/so the last victim i murderd actually died first"-k-rino

"i approach you with aggression/and slap you so hard i could look inside my hand and see ya facial expression"-k-rino

(all the k-rino lines are from the same song)

[na diel]

Red gone Wild....every line is an ill joke riddled wif truth..
if you anit got....check it ..trust it's a good buy...peas
http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/photo_viewer/93/b7/9392.jpg

[NASTY NAK]

"We fire bullets in cat shelters so there's no strays"- Celph Titled

[Headfried]

my top picks are these and final...
Redman,
Lloyd Banks an
Erick Sermon....
////mod please close thread....

I moslty agree with the first two but E. Serm aint really
in that cata ..fuck it I dont know who my picks would be tho...

[IronFingaz7]

Sean P

"She talking about that aint fair, bitch thats 2 dollars fuck you mean that aint fare? (Subway train doors closing)"

My NY cats and those who have visited know that, LMAO

P.E.A.C.E.

[na diel]

ha, I like that...

[2L8Lit da croatianMC]

"I'll stick my dick in ya ear and fuck what you heard"

[na diel]

...huh? lol

[HipHophead101]

Want some advice? Here's a hollow tip

- Celph Titled


Wether a clockwork orange or a murderous night//
a book on what my pops did to tony burgess' wife

-Cage

[baritone]

"a tec 9 is my utensil, fillin niggas wit so much lead, they can use they dick for a pencil"- Big L
"i told him give up the do, before you get smoked,
oh, you broke,*gunshots*, now you dead broke"- Big L
"you couldnt catch me on the streets without a ton of reefer, thats like Malcolm X, catchin the jungle fever"- Nas
"talkin bout fuckin niggas up when you can barely beat ya dick right"- Finesse

L was the man wit the iron punchlines

[crust]

Wether a clockwork orange or a murderous night//
a book on what my pops did to tony burgess' wife

-Cage

props for the cage reference yo.

[DVSK]

cage really dude's son?

[chiba]

fabolous has some good punchlines

i put the red dot on you like a japan flag
etc

i know i laffed at that line


the one that cracked me up was alkaholiks j-ro
he said:
i bring the beef to your house
like a chinese take out

lol

[morgan]

L was the man wit the iron punchlines

quoted for TRUTH

[crust]

cage really dude's son?

um naw i dont think so, hahaha

[Sleep Sinatra]

killa sin-warface(i think, hehe kinda doded)

who u kiddin? barcardi hit-me-harder than u

lol i laughed when i first heard this ,tha god snaps on tha shit tho..

[Tha Ill Shogun Lord]

you dont wanna chew me up/i cause cancer in ya jaws/
-sage francis

[na diel]

Ka flip!

[DJMethods]

"I'll stick my dick in ya ear and fuck what you heard"

Xzibit?

[ironface]

"You think You Smart but I'm Smart Too//
Studied Every-Thing From Shy-Hiem thru Popa Wu"- Na Diel


haha get at me dog///

[4-Bar Killer]

"I got more, riches than you, fuck more bitches that you,
Only thing I haven't got, is more stitches than you
Fucking punk, you aint a leader what, nobody followed you
You was never shit, ya mother shoulda swallowed you!"

Big L

"I'm out to collect figures
I'm on some Wu-Tang shit so Protect Ya fuckin' Neck nigga!"

Finesse

"Bet against me? Yo you get your cash token'/
Even my street team promotes nuttin' but ass-whopins!"

Finesse

"The steak is peppered
Son when I let off you meet your Lord and shepherd
Bloody money gets niggaz deaded and wetted
Don't forget it, money's the metal and my hand is magnetic"

B1

And lets finnish off with a wu-related classic:

"Who style they took, two wild rooks
Tried to take a page when I'm the author of the book
At twenty-seven years young, y'all some old timers
I write wit invisible ink, y'all use eye liners!"

Timbo

[coughcool]

"I will enter in your dreams like Freddy do
no kidding you
Even if I stuttered I would stil SH-SH-SHIT on you!" - Punisher

"I want to see blood - whether is period blood or bust you in your fucking face - some blood!" ODB (of course the whole return to the 36 chambers)

Hilarious

[Annunaki]

renegade chicks-strap a grenade to my dick- U-God