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Tetsuo
04-11-2007, 03:02 PM
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1776

Some familiar faces. Funny shit.

2L8Lit da croatianMC
04-11-2007, 03:13 PM
what the fuck, i aint gonna type 25 worst names, get outta here...

2L8Lit da croatianMC
04-11-2007, 03:14 PM
yo i missjudged the thread. peace!

GRANDMASSIVE.
04-11-2007, 03:16 PM
anything wit "lil" or "young" is jus not creative at all

The Hound
04-11-2007, 03:17 PM
i always thought papoose and cappadonna were sick names ...

... and rappers obsession with gotti is fucking annoying ...

11th Chamber
04-11-2007, 03:37 PM
nicre to see Shorty Shitstain top the list. Dude is retarted for allowing himself to have that name

Dont see why Cappadonna almost made the list

SniperShot
04-11-2007, 03:39 PM
cappadonna is a tight name

snakesonawiggly
04-11-2007, 03:43 PM
Why are Dev the Dude,Gnarls, Del,& Rhymefest on the list a think those names are origanel.

The Hound
04-11-2007, 03:45 PM
gnarls barkley is perculiar name imo but w/e ...

del the funkee homosapien should be in the top 25 best names imo ...

zeppelin2k
04-11-2007, 03:46 PM
Is he a millionaire who blends in with the rest of us? Or is he a millionaire that blends in with other millionaires because being rich is just so natural to him? Or perhaps he has a million chameleons? Or maybe he is a million chameleons who have joined together, combining their camouflage skills to appear as a rapper in order to take advantage of today's enormous market for bad hip-hop. Or perhaps he's only a tea millionaire with an enormous collection of fragrant, healing Chamomile teas. Either way, he's an idiot.


hahaha

Meta4
04-11-2007, 04:27 PM
L.O.X. is an acronym so boommm. That ruins his arugment

venex
04-11-2007, 04:54 PM
LOL, dreddy kruger is also in it...hahaha, nyeah, his name ain't really original...

eminem, is indeed, also a wack name...shiiiit eminem...


SWOLLEN MEMBERS is a ILL name !!

cappadonna too...

LOL at shorty shit stain at number 1

papoose is indeed also a wack name...like a name for a kind of fruit..sounds wack

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
04-11-2007, 05:25 PM
http://www.cracked.com/img/articles/032807/shorty_shitstain.jpg
AHAHAHAHA I smell something

SID
04-11-2007, 05:32 PM
i never liked scarface..... so fuckin unoriginal

venex
04-11-2007, 05:37 PM
not to hate on him...but...50 cent is also a wack name...i remember the first time i saw his name...LOL

The Hound
04-11-2007, 05:39 PM
i never liked scarface..... so fuckin unoriginal

co-sign ...

anyone seen the scarface movie bonus disc with interviews with rappers ... and scarface like 'yo when i saw tha movie i was like yo thats like me' lol

SID
04-11-2007, 05:44 PM
yeeaaahhh that pissed me off, all these rappers chattin about how the story relates to them and shit....but dude montana got iced at the end thats the fuckin moral of the story, you want it all...get money...get drugs..get paranoid...get killed..... mad role models theses dayz lol

The Hound
04-11-2007, 05:49 PM
yeh its like most of these motherfuckers are just livin out fantasies through movies and shit ...

another shit name is "Tha Realest" - a wack name for a wack rapper

SID
04-11-2007, 05:53 PM
yeah lol

snakesonawiggly
04-11-2007, 08:49 PM
Why isn't Keak Da Sneak on that list?

Olive Oil Goombah
04-11-2007, 09:02 PM
Shyne is a horrible name...especially if you know the other conextual use for the word, which is basically a slur against black folks.

brown_dogg
04-11-2007, 09:17 PM
I always though "Birdman" was one of the shittiest.

But "Rhymefest" and "Cunninlynguists" are sickk.

Kenny Powers
04-11-2007, 09:21 PM
papoose is indeed also a wack name...like a name for a kind of fruit..sounds wack

- actually its the name for an indian baby... so yeah even wacker

Edgar Erebus
04-11-2007, 11:37 PM
HAHAHA... I agree on most, LOL. Especially Shorty Shitstain, although he's Wu fam. HAHAHAHA

crass
04-11-2007, 11:47 PM
most rapper's names are fucking awful cliches anyway.

and this thing fucking rules

http://www.cracked.com/img/articles/032807/dabushbabees.jpg
^^^

RynMur
04-12-2007, 01:04 AM
that article = ass.

too many
names were
left out...
and some
should'nt be
there.
ugh.

holler.

c/s haters

BRONZBODY
04-12-2007, 02:37 AM
swollen members is a creative name to me

Visionz
04-12-2007, 02:56 AM
yeeaaahhh that pissed me off, all these rappers chattin about how the story relates to them and shit....but dude montana got iced at the end thats the fuckin moral of the story, you want it all...get money...get drugs..get paranoid...get killed..... mad role models theses dayz lol
Shit scarface eased up out the game hahaha. Listen to them raps, dude was down in it, now he's former president of DefJam south, can't be mad at him

Durag
04-12-2007, 05:02 AM
The Game is a fuckin stupid name

Severe Punishment
04-12-2007, 07:57 AM
Some names should be left out,

I understand why Shorty Shitstain is on the list but the name makes me laugh when i hear Proteck Ya Neck II The Zoo

crass
04-12-2007, 07:59 AM
The Game is a fuckin stupid name

The Game would be a good name for a group.

SID
04-12-2007, 08:04 AM
g-unit (gorilla unit)......are these dickheads tryin to back up stereotypes or what!

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-12-2007, 08:12 AM
Freekey Zeeky


rap names are usually pretty cool though

na diel
04-12-2007, 09:16 AM
"Chingy!"...neva liked his name or his mucial interpretation...

abasi
04-12-2007, 09:28 AM
any name with lil or young

drippie k
04-12-2007, 02:30 PM
papoose shoulda been number one, i like his songs n shit but...coulda had a better name

another bad one is Ya Boy...what..the..fuck?

begongo
04-12-2007, 02:43 PM
Del the Funkee Homosapien is an extraordinary name ... how the fuck can they say it`s wack

pneumatic
04-12-2007, 03:00 PM
69 Boyz... LMAO

tekunique
04-12-2007, 03:22 PM
Young MC
MC Hammer
Pudgee The Phat Bastard

lol..

11th Chamber
04-12-2007, 10:57 PM
g-unit (gorilla unit)......are these dickheads tryin to back up stereotypes or what!

it's "Guerrilla" unit.

SID
04-13-2007, 07:47 AM
ahhh okay......itz still shit (cuz thery dont match there title)

g_flex
04-13-2007, 09:23 AM
papoose definately suxx ass...p.diddy sux too..504boys...

Bg_Knocc_Out
07-29-2007, 06:21 AM
Ja Rule should be on there, honestly what does ja rule mean anyway?

RAMESH
07-30-2007, 02:40 AM
the worst mc of all time has to be feminem he sounds like a 7 year old girl with his high pitched voice & crayon lyrics the whole d2 sucks, his whole label is shit, not even dre can save those bastards from drowning. proof was not worth a bullet, they should of beat him to death

The Hound
07-30-2007, 02:49 AM
Ja Rule should be on there, honestly what does ja rule mean anyway?

Jeffrey Atkins Rule i think

11th Chamber
07-30-2007, 12:11 PM
the worst mc of all time has to be feminem he sounds like a 7 year old girl with his high pitched voice & crayon lyrics the whole d2 sucks, his whole label is shit, not even dre can save those bastards from drowning. proof was not worth a bullet, they should of beat him to death

another reason why you the most ignorant nigga on this forum

Origin™
07-30-2007, 01:22 PM
the worst mc of all time has to be feminem he sounds like a 7 year old girl with his high pitched voice & crayon lyrics the whole d2 sucks, his whole label is shit, not even dre can save those bastards from drowning. proof was not worth a bullet, they should of beat him to death


That shit made me laugh, blatantly a troll post, proof was a dope as fuck rapper, most of D12 were, and in the past, em done some great hiphop too

Come Honor Face
07-30-2007, 01:27 PM
Lil Boosie=GAY

WuGambino
07-30-2007, 01:58 PM
LMAO @ Messy Marv!

There's really no good way to spin this. If you're so messy that it can be considered your defining characteristic, is that really something to brag about? And if you're really committed to the whole alliteration thing, and using the awful name Marv as an anchor, can't you think of some better M words? Marvelous Marv? Masta' Marv? Magnificent Marv? You could even be hard and go with Murda Marv. Hell, be funny and use Starvin Marvin. Anything is better than what you've got now.

RAMESH
07-30-2007, 05:27 PM
another reason why you the most ignorant nigga on this forum
i'm the only coloured in this forum, you must come down here & see how ignorent we can get bitch

RAMESH
07-30-2007, 05:43 PM
another reason why you the most ignorant nigga on this forum

That shit made me laugh, blatantly a troll post, proof was a dope as fuck rapper, most of D12 were, and in the past, em done some great hiphop too
i was really feelin devils night, shit is classic & d world order album was tight, proof shined on that, sorry i'm not feelin it, it's just my opinion as for all em albums: i hate my wife i love my daughter i want to kill my mother & stick a finger in my ass, will the real slim shady please stand up please stand up, fuck that shit, i would rather listen to some real hip hop

HarlemDiplomat
07-30-2007, 05:46 PM
Tony Yayo

LORD ZERO
07-30-2007, 05:48 PM
anything w/ LIL, YOUNG, OR BOI/BOY in it.......just plain heterophobic to me

ShaDynasty
07-31-2007, 09:41 AM
common is a wack name, i know he had to change it for legal reasons, but still common makes him sound like literally a commoner, like a dirty poor alley bum or something

jigga is also a wack name, its almost like jay-z picked it entirely for rhyming it with 'nigga' in choruses and shit

DMX? i used to have one of these, it was a muthafucking bike

i actually smile every time i see the name shorty shitstain, it just makes me laugh that someone would be serious about naming themselves that.

LuckyTheWonderDog
07-31-2007, 10:40 AM
"Not only is he named after a fish, but after a fish that's a mascot for canned tuna-in effect, a sellout fish who gets paid to convince people to eat his family"

Hahahahaha.

How the hell is Del in there though?!?! I always thought his name was great.

I reckon Shorty Shitstain suits him perfectly as well.

-The A to the Z-
08-02-2007, 11:40 AM
disagree with a few of the choices, especially del, but its still some funny shit.
and i was expectin to find a o.d.b mention on the 'The 5 Most Obviously Drug-Fueled TV Appearances Ever' list

11th Chamber
08-02-2007, 03:15 PM
Ern Dawgy.

No offense to the guy as I think he posts on this forum, I just think the name is really bad