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Tetsuo
04-12-2007, 02:28 PM
Juelz has to be the :king: of breathtakingly awful lines. Let's all partake in some unappreciation, shall we?

"First off, I'm about my dough and cheese
Just call me a slice of pizza
Yup- I'll be your pizza guy
Deliver your pizza pie" |(

"I'm fly like an ostrich." :frusty:

"And I bang it well, slang it well, shave it well
Hell, you looking at the preview of ďThe Matrix 12Ē }:|

"Plus I stay with two time crime offenders
I canít give it up (nope)
Like an old man who canít get it up, Iím not a man Ďtil itís up" :?

God have mercy on us.

DJMethods
04-12-2007, 02:37 PM
I reckon this guy is just having a laugh...

if they turned themselves into a real CB4 type group they'd be running shit

tekunique
04-12-2007, 02:44 PM
I reckon this guy is just having a laugh...

if they turned themselves into a real CB4 type group they'd be running shit
but it aint funny, its corny.

DJMethods
04-12-2007, 02:47 PM
but it aint funny, its corny.

I just laugh at them. I'm not sure if it's serious or not, seems like they're taking the piss out of hip-hop's state of affairs, putting it on some club beats, and having everyone dancing to utter bullshit lyrics.

They just need to come out with some new made up words, some new part of jewllery they can put on a new part of their body, and something new for a car, and I'd be positive. Wait, they probably have already

Bis Fan
04-12-2007, 03:28 PM
Juelz has to be the :king: of breathtakingly awful lines. Let's all partake in some unappreciation, shall we?

"First off, I'm about my dough and cheese
Just call me a slice of pizza
Yup- I'll be your pizza guy
Deliver your pizza pie" |(

"I'm fly like an ostrich." :frusty:

"And I bang it well, slang it well, shave it well
Hell, you looking at the preview of ďThe Matrix 12Ē }:|

"Plus I stay with two time crime offenders
I canít give it up (nope)
Like an old man who canít get it up, Iím not a man Ďtil itís up" :?

God have mercy on us.



:lmao:

Bis Fan
04-12-2007, 03:29 PM
dude is GARBAGE

TeknicelStylez
04-12-2007, 04:15 PM
"from me to you" was a decent album that surprised, better than some of the rappers that you would expect a good album to come from, which is even sadder

xHard to Earnx
04-12-2007, 05:33 PM
"And I bang it well, slang it well, shave it well
Hell, you looking at the preview of “The Matrix 12”


That song rules though.

murkoutz
04-12-2007, 07:18 PM
ive never known what the appeal of juelz is. he sounds like if cam was a retard. why do people do that? get on then put somebody else on that sounds jus like you. lame

crass
04-12-2007, 07:31 PM
Juelz has to be the :king: of breathtakingly awful lines. Let's all partake in some unappreciation, shall we?

"First off, I'm about my dough and cheese
Just call me a slice of pizza
Yup- I'll be your pizza guy
Deliver your pizza pie" |(

"I'm fly like an ostrich." :frusty:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hahahahahaah

My gun is hotter than the stove it's on,
So hot, even I thought the stove was on (whoa!)
But the stove was off

dude if those are real lyrics, that's like the funniest shit ever.

xHard to Earnx
04-12-2007, 08:31 PM
"I'm fly like an ostrich."


What song is this from? I ask because when I googled it the only result was someone commenting on XXL and attributing that to Lil Wayne.

Sexy Jasper
04-12-2007, 08:44 PM
Juelz is gold.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-13-2007, 03:48 AM
he has some classics:

"i told my son don't play wit the strangers candies/cuz them the strangest candies"

"No oil and hot water, just boiling hot water
Cooking coke, to the oil and hot water"

we need a thread for the funniest lines, eg:

nore - "I drink Hennesy straight, with Tomato Juice"

nore- "..my pops just died, i made a half ass album, my pops just died"

puff - "young black and famous, wit money hangin out the anus"

lil flip -"treat you like milk I'll do nothing but spoil you" (OOOOOHHHHH)

Longbongcilvaringz
04-13-2007, 04:08 AM
"What the Games Been Missing" is one of the worst albums lyrically of all time, pretty funny shit on it:

"Or that clock, stop, going
Tick, tock, tick, tock, AY
Homie, get on the grind like clockwork
Two for five or a dime, that's clockwork"

"Move it around, and around, and around, and around like a clock chick
To the sound, of the sound, of the sound of the clock's tick
Tick, tock, tick, tock, AY
Shorty, move that behind like clockwork
And spin around to the sound of how the clock work"

"Yo!
I'm doper than dope than doper than doper than dope
I'm closer to dope than acutal dope is to dope
I roll it and smoke and I know its potent to smoke (Coughs)
Take coke to the boat, the boat to the ocean and float"

"Who want with I? You want it with I?
I'll shoot one in your eye, You'll lose one of your eyes"

"Murder, murder, mu-murder, murder, mu-murder shit, this
Servin', servin', se-servin', servin', se-servin' bricks, we
Purchase, purchase, pu-purchase, and purchase, purchase whips, we
Swervin, swervin, sw-swervin, swervin, on purpose, bitch"

i wont even quote "The Whistle" song, the video is gold.

AcidPhosphate69
04-13-2007, 04:18 AM
Some kid was trying to tell me Juelz is better lyricly than AZ.

maestro wooz
04-13-2007, 04:49 AM
juelz has some decent lines, but on the whole theyre corny. I think the matrix 12 one is funny.

Juelz and wayne are both average punchline emcees who make their name off idiots buying their music

venex
04-13-2007, 05:00 AM
^^lOL

nice thread

TrueDciple
04-13-2007, 09:35 AM
lol Funny Shit

Rame
04-13-2007, 09:40 AM
Dipet! Dipset! Dipset!

Edgar Erebus
04-13-2007, 11:19 AM
"Yo!
I'm doper than dope than doper than doper than dope
I'm closer to dope than acutal dope is to dope
I roll it and smoke and I know its potent to smoke (Coughs)
Take coke to the boat, the boat to the ocean and float"



That would be actually dope, if spitted by let's say Jaz-O in that ultra-high-speed way. Yeah, what if.


Anyway....



I LOVE DIPSET!!!

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-13-2007, 11:32 AM
AAAY!

L~>1<~NKS
04-13-2007, 02:49 PM
Clearly Juelz (the bandana looks wack like that) Santana and Cam'Yawn are in the game to load off headz that don't take lyrics seriously and are simple minded. Cuz they have got have the corniest punchlines line for line in the history of hip hop.

I mean Im listenin to Nas NY State of Mind right now and mean for Genius sake, why would you even consider these phony rapperz?

But yo, get that money, etc.

Tetsuo
04-13-2007, 05:43 PM
"And I bang it well, slang it well, shave it well
Hell, you looking at the preview of ďThe Matrix 12Ē


That song rules though.

Yeah, I originally felt the same thing, but the thing about listening to Dipset is I don't exactly approach the experience with high expectations. I think they have some really good beats and I don't think I'm going to be blown away by the lyrics but I at least expect them to be tolerable. Cam spits mostly nonsense, but his flow his all right and he can be amusing as hell, so I don't mind him so much. Jimmy is mediocre but tolerable. BUT Juelz' inexcusably moronic lyrics sabotage whatever song he's on, which is a shame because he spits over some hot beats. It's a shame because S.A.N.T.A.N.A. and Santana's Town are pretty hot songs but I just can't get over what a fucking travesty his verses are. What I don't understand is why he doesn't just settle on being merely a subpar lyricist but insists on being a punchline rapper. Some one should tell him that punchlines are supposed to be clever -- that's what makes them punchlines.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-13-2007, 09:46 PM
Clearly Juelz (the bandana looks wack like that) Santana and Cam'Yawn are in the game to load off headz that don't take lyrics seriously and are simple minded. .

nah if you look at it Cam's taking it back to the old school with his rhymes, theyre just fun, and imho interesting to listen to, compared to 90% of rappers these days who really are boring same old lyrics

dont forget Cam on SDe tracks like 357 are RIDICULOUS on the lyrics, just as complex style in his own way

IRONMAN GFK
04-14-2007, 08:40 AM
I just laugh at them. I'm not sure if it's serious or not, seems like they're taking the piss out of hip-hop's state of affairs, putting it on some club beats, and having everyone dancing to utter bullshit lyrics.


yep it's retarded

lmao at the lyrics you all posted

The Hound
04-14-2007, 08:43 AM
ive heard pretty much fuck all juelz ... or any of those dipset fags ... and every single lyric posted in here makes me wonder how people like him can make a living out of hip hop ... if he got up on stage and rapped that at my old school he would be teased and humiliated so bad he'd probably neck himself ...

Tetsuo
04-14-2007, 12:32 PM
"I got a hoe selection, a whole collection
A whole selection of my hoe collection."

Being redundant is what's hot on the streets.

MindzEye
04-14-2007, 02:17 PM
nore- "..my pops just died, i made a half ass album, my pops just died"

Yo, yo Melvin Flynt drop, my whole collasso stop

I can't believe I fucked up and made a half-ass album

My excuse is, my pops just died, and I ain't wanna make music

My pops just died

still not great lyrics but that beat is ill lol

LORD ZERO
04-14-2007, 02:49 PM
Juelz has to be the :king: of breathtakingly awful lines. Let's all partake in some unappreciation, shall we?

"First off, I'm about my dough and cheese
Just call me a slice of pizza
Yup- I'll be your pizza guy
Deliver your pizza pie" |(

"I'm fly like an ostrich." :frusty:

"And I bang it well, slang it well, shave it well
Hell, you looking at the preview of ďThe Matrix 12Ē }:|

"Plus I stay with two time crime offenders
I canít give it up (nope)
Like an old man who canít get it up, Iím not a man Ďtil itís up" :?

God have mercy on us.

-buried- roflmao

chiba
04-14-2007, 03:22 PM
Some kid was trying to tell me Juelz is better lyricly than AZ.

:frusty:

LORD ZERO
04-14-2007, 04:32 PM
Post More Lines Yall -dead-

SID
04-14-2007, 04:50 PM
this is just dry and fuckin lame


The story starts off, lil boy black in the ghetto
No matter what he does it's back to the ghetto
No choice but to adapt to the ghetto
So he adapts the ghetto
Yes, the crack and the metal
He took no days off, for gettin this cocaine off
He ran back and forth so much he pissed Jose off
Now Jose was the cocaine boss
Straight from Columbia, his cocaine soft

LORD ZERO
04-15-2007, 04:12 AM
"oh yes
Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do"

AND IF DAT WASNT ENOUGH LOL HERES A CAM LINE

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/"

11th Chamber
04-15-2007, 11:41 AM
this is just dry and fuckin lame


The story starts off, lil boy black in the ghetto
No matter what he does it's back to the ghetto
No choice but to adapt to the ghetto
So he adapts the ghetto
Yes, the crack and the metal
He took no days off, for gettin this cocaine off
He ran back and forth so much he pissed Jose off
Now Jose was the cocaine boss
Straight from Columbia, his cocaine soft

that track is too dope

Unforgiven
04-15-2007, 12:17 PM
this is just dry and fuckin lame


The story starts off, lil boy black in the ghetto
No matter what he does it's back to the ghetto
No choice but to adapt to the ghetto
So he adapts the ghetto
Yes, the crack and the metal
He took no days off, for gettin this cocaine off
He ran back and forth so much he pissed Jose off
Now Jose was the cocaine boss
Straight from Columbia, his cocaine soft

What? I don't even like Juelz and that verse is sick!

SID
04-15-2007, 04:59 PM
if you lot say so........i wasent feelin it AT ALL

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
04-15-2007, 05:04 PM
lmao ey yo cats is buggin....there was nothin remotely good about that verse....if anything its funny how repetitive it is

11th Chamber
04-15-2007, 06:01 PM
^^^ I think if you guys accually listened to that track, you would prolly like it. The whole track is a story, so its kinda lame just to pick some lines from it and say its wack.

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
04-15-2007, 06:05 PM
doesn't stop the lines from being lame & redundant

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-15-2007, 06:44 PM
he got lines, listen to who am i

The time is now, my grind is here shit
My body is focused, my mind's in gear, let's start it
I'm moving at an unstoppable pace, I managed to reach the top of the race
Before it started damn, cold-hearted man
Rip apart your man, for that green dollar
Plain reppin' my target, stay and holla
Shoot and move from where ever my targets land
Damn, shit, I see ghosts when I sleep
It's really, I got to wake up, just to know I was sleep
Holding the heat, cold sweat all over my sheet
That's why I paint the most vividest pictures
My niggaz my bitches in the same position I live in
No oil and hot water, just boiling hot water
Cooking coke, to the oil and hot water, shit

brown_dogg
04-15-2007, 11:43 PM
"oh yes
Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do"

AND IF DAT WASNT ENOUGH LOL HERES A CAM LINE

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/"

Oh jeez hahah. That was painfully funny.

I'm gonna go cowabunga some fools.