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LORD ZERO
04-15-2007, 04:28 AM
STARTING THINGS OFF WITH *DRUM ROLL*..............

I'm Kan,
The Louis Vuitton Don,
Bought my Mom a purse,
Now she Louis Vuitton Mom!
- Kanye West - Last Call

"It's too dangerous to risk it, Baby would you like a biscuit?" - LL Cool J.

"You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you Russian?" - Nelly.

"I woke up out that coma 2001 around the same time dre dropped 2001" - Game.

"Look at light skin, mama was tight slim
fat ass, big tits, I noticed a nice chin (30 chin)
I approached her slight grin, white tims
Numbers you can type in, said she dont like men
I just laughed "Ma if we link we lame,
You aint like men, me neither what a coin ki dink."-Cam Ron

9th prince
04-15-2007, 05:32 AM
Method Man : Cuz my computer love is the thetruth.com

Love @ first sight

The Hound
04-15-2007, 05:56 AM
"I woke up out that coma 2001 around the same time dre dropped 2001" - Game.


LMFAO ... that always makes me laugh because it dropped in 99 LOL ...

"call me tiger, coz i live in the woods" - master p

venex
04-15-2007, 05:58 AM
LA the DARKMAN:

" allah blesses me with automatic weapons "



^^^^one of the most stupid, wack, .. lines eva...

Sean
04-15-2007, 07:11 AM
LA the DARKMAN:

" allah blesses me with automatic weapons "



^^^^one of the most stupid, wack, .. lines eva...

Lol, I like it.

11th Chamber
04-15-2007, 11:39 AM
STARTING THINGS OFF WITH *DRUM ROLL*..............

I'm Kan,
The Louis Vuitton Don,
Bought my Mom a purse,
Now she Louis Vuitton Mom!
- Kanye West - Last Call



that was a dope line

xHard to Earnx
04-15-2007, 01:07 PM
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that Kanye bit up there.


"I love you like my dick size" is the first shitty thing that comes to mind.

SMOKE BLUNTS
04-15-2007, 01:10 PM
lls battle rap response to canibus' 2nd round knockout! ll was bitin canibus shit thought the whole song! wackest shit ever! canibus killed that bitch! also any rap by 50, em, new snoop, or any other radio rap sell outs!

CherChezLaMarauder
04-15-2007, 01:15 PM
When I met you I admit my first thoughts were a trip,
you looked so good I'd suck on your daddy's dick

-Biggie Smalls: Me & My Bitch

The Hound
04-15-2007, 01:19 PM
if you in the garbage - check for a nigga ... cappadonna

oww thats just fucking confusing ... actually it makes sense since its where he belongs ...

Big Risk
04-15-2007, 01:22 PM
When I met you I admit my first thoughts were a trip,
you looked so good I'd suck on your daddy's dick

-Biggie Smalls: Me & My Bitch

shut the fuc kup. no way

CherChezLaMarauder
04-15-2007, 01:24 PM
Eat a horse's dick, buddy

NOTORIOUS B.I.G. LYRICS

"Me & My Bitch"
(feat. Puff Daddy)

[Puff Daddy]
Yo let, let, let me ask you a question yo
Yo would you kill for me?
[Girl]
Hmmm... yeah
[Puff Daddy]
What took you so long to answer motherfucker?
[Girl]
I don't know
[Puff Daddy]
The fuck wrong with you bitch?

[Verse One: Notorious B.I.G.]

When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)
I never felt that way in my life
It didn't take long before I made you my wife (uh, yeah)
Got no rings and shit, just my main squeeze
Come into the crib, even had a set a keys
During the days you helped me bag up my nickels
In the process, I admit, I tricked a little (yeah)
But you was my bitch, the one who'd never snitch (uhh)
Love me when I'm broke or when I'm filthy fuckin rich
And I admit, when the time is right, the wine is right
I treat you right, you talk slick, I beat you right

[Chorus: Notorious B.I.G.]

Just me and my bitch [variations repeat to next verse]

[Girl]
But you know you love that ass, don't you?
[Puff Daddy]
Yeah, no question
[Girl]
No question
[Puff Daddy]
Yo, let me ask you another question
[Girl]
What?
[Puff Daddy]
You ever fuck around on me?
[Girl]
Why would I do that?
[Puff Daddy]
Yo don't lie to me motherfucker

[Verse Two: Notorious B.I.G.]

Moonlight strolls with the hoes, oh no, that's not my steelo
I wanna bitch that like to play celo, and craps
Packin gats, in a Coach bag steamin dime bags
A real bitch is all I want, all I ever had (yeah, c'mon)
With a glock just as strong as me
Totin guns just as long as me, the bitch belongs with me
Any plans with another bitch, my bitch'll spoil it
One day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet (that's nasty)
Throwin my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows
I see my Polos and Timbos
Hide my car keys so I can't leave
A real slick bitch, keep a trick up her sleeve
And if I deceive, she won't take it lightly
She'll invite me, politely, to fight G
And then we lie together, cry together
I swear to God I hope we fuckin die together

[Chorus]

[Girl]
Let me tell you nigga, if I ever, ever catch your ass fuckin around
I'ma cut your mother-fuckin dick off
[Puff Daddy]
Hah, heheh stop playin, hah
[Girl]
I ain't playin, ain't no jokes, ain't no jokes
Ain't no jokes
[Puff Daddy]
Yo, don't don't play with my dick

[Verse Three: Notorious B.I.G.]

She helped me plan out my robberies on my enemies
Didn't hesitate to squeeze, to get my life out of danger (yeah)
One day, she put nine one one on the page
Had to call back, whether it's minor or major (yeah)
No response, the phone just rung
Grab my vest, grab my gun, to find out the problem
When I pulled up, police was on the scene
Had to make the U-turn, make sure my shit was clean
Drove down the block, stashed the burner in the bushes
Stepped to police with the shoves and the pushes
It didn't take long before the tears start
I saw my bitch dead with the gunshot to the heart
And I know it was meant for me
I guess the niggaz felt they had to kill the closest one to me (uh, yeah)
And when I find em your life is to and end
They killed my best friend... me and my bitch

[Chorus]

Uh, yeah, yeah
Uh...
Uh, motherfucker yeah


[Thanks to jarulesbabe66@aol.com for these lyrics]

[ www.azlyrics.com ]

The Hound
04-15-2007, 01:28 PM
just listenin to obie trice's cheers ... lloyd banks with a wack line ...

"you should be easy on my name cause i aint going back and forth, your boss and your captain soft"

LOL ... piss ... fucking ... weak

and that biggie line is nasty ...

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-15-2007, 01:29 PM
what BIG said is that she was so hot he would ANYTHING for her...fuck it :D

The Hound
04-15-2007, 01:32 PM
umm ... we kind of gather that ... but ... sucking dick for pussy? ... hmmmm ...

Tetsuo
04-15-2007, 02:43 PM
STARTING THINGS OFF WITH *DRUM ROLL*..............

I'm Kan,
The Louis Vuitton Don,
Bought my Mom a purse,
Now she Louis Vuitton Mom!
- Kanye West - Last Call

:lmao: I can't picture Kanye saying that without also picturing him with downs syndrome.

Kenny Powers
04-15-2007, 04:33 PM
just listenin to obie trice's cheers ...

your stupid, cheers was a classic album, dont hate on obie just cause he runs with shady. obie is legit.

you want an actual wack line just listen to camron's get em girl
"I get the boasters boasting, I get computers ‘puting
Y’all get shot at, call me, I do the shooting"

Rame
04-15-2007, 04:40 PM
Always wondered why Biggie said that

It's a bit weird haha

B.O.N.E.
04-15-2007, 04:51 PM
"Don't let me slip cause if I slip than im slippin" - DRE

White_Mouse
04-15-2007, 04:59 PM
well he was "slipping" there.

The Hound
04-16-2007, 12:33 AM
your stupid, cheers was a classic album, dont hate on obie just cause he runs with shady. obie is legit.

you want an actual wack line just listen to camron's get em girl
"I get the boasters boasting, I get computers ‘puting
Y’all get shot at, call me, I do the shooting"

you're a dickhead then ... read the rest of my post you nimrod ... I WAS LISTENING TO WE ALL DIE ONE DAY AND I QUOTED LLOYD BANKS :frusty:

IRONFLAGCHIEF36
04-16-2007, 10:15 AM
Cappa on Buck 50 This whole verse is TRASH!


Cappa' slide through with the Ghost
Post up like paint on walls
Drip jewels, big heat
ruffle inside the bubblegoose
It's the Odd Couple
Hollow points follow you home, Staten Island
playin with the big toys that make noise
Echo in the hall, a scared voice
Niggaz start to act choice, but Duncan Hines
didn't know Betty Crocker had them two nines
Made the club moist, shattered the windows
Dustheads runnin (yo)
The rap kingpin bust the Black Jesus is comin

NY_Mami
04-16-2007, 11:04 AM
"doo-doo pee pee I'mma do you in a tee pea" - Cam'ron

"Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny"- Cam'ron

"I treat you like milk, I do nothin' but spoil you"- Lil' Flip

"Do your pants have mirrors, because I can see me in them"- Tony Yayo

"Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus"- Mase

"The owner already pissed cause we sorta late, But our time and our clothes gotta coordinate"- Ludacris

.::SMDH::.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-16-2007, 12:20 PM
nore has some terrible ones, ill try and find a few gems.

TrueDciple
04-16-2007, 01:09 PM
"The owner already pissed cause we sorta late, But our time and our clothes gotta coordinate- ludacris

.::SMDH::.


Whats wrong with that line?

TrueDciple
04-16-2007, 01:10 PM
"Do your pants have mirrors, because I can see me in them"- Tony Yayo



.::SMDH::.

Homo!

LORD ZERO
04-16-2007, 01:47 PM
"doo-doo pee pee I'mma do you in a tee pea" - Cam'ron

-COMATOSED- LMAO

Tetsuo
04-16-2007, 03:03 PM
"I want some dookie love" - Cam :r

11th Chamber
04-16-2007, 03:48 PM
"Move the H on our block, in front of H&R block
See the face on our watch, put ya face on our cock(head)"

cam'ron - certified gangsters

again a dope line.

Razorsharp
04-16-2007, 04:39 PM
"Don't let me slip cause if I slip than im slippin" - DRE

itz the old school steeze... i like that line... people cant repeat shit now like that... usin the same word... it sounds corny...

a weak one from dre is "like a cookie they all crumble"

and Freemurder

"dick longer than the OJ trial, killin me is like trying to get an old stain out"

-__-

Jon Quest
04-16-2007, 07:24 PM
that juelz santana song where he keeps saying duffle bag

oDoUoSoKo
04-16-2007, 08:13 PM
some of you are kinda od'in....READ WHAT UR POSTING....some are wack, but some are obviously hateration....eloels...juan.

buckshotstheone
04-16-2007, 11:20 PM
itz the old school steeze... i like that line... people cant repeat shit now like that... usin the same word... it sounds corny...

a weak one from dre is "like a cookie they all crumble"

and Freemurder

"dick longer than the OJ trial, killin me is like trying to get an old stain out"

-__-

actually j.r. writer uses the same word to spit all the time and he always flips it nice. dre was just redundant

LORD ZERO
04-17-2007, 03:53 AM
"dick longer than the OJ trial,

^^^HOMO AS HELL

GSTYLE
04-18-2007, 08:20 AM
Juelz Santana has so many wack lines, as does camron.

im a huge DPG fan but when Daz says "the nonsesne dont make no sense" it is just plain ridiculous.

J.T.S.
04-18-2007, 12:47 PM
[Jungle]
See my sleezy, sluty breezy
Does anythin I want she thinks she needs me
says her pussy hair use to be peezy

Jayz
Bitch I'm tryin to tell you like Nichalous Bond
I'm a big cat, listen mami, can you dig that?
Cars, jewelry, homes, I did that

Jay zunh, you little niggaz ain't deep you dumb, you niggaz ain't gangsta you gum, I chew little niggaz
hock-too, spew little niggaz, I can only view little niggaz like little niggaz

LORD ZERO
04-18-2007, 01:23 PM
^^^ Lol

NY_Mami
04-18-2007, 01:29 PM
Whats wrong with that line?

It sounds stupid...... How can clothes coordinate with time?????.......

The Hound
04-18-2007, 02:34 PM
"Don't let me slip cause if I slip than im slippin" - DRE

that line on its own sounds wack ... but yo put it with the rest of that verse and its ill ...

Tetsuo
04-18-2007, 02:46 PM
It sounds stupid...... How can clothes coordinate with time?????.......

I think he's trying to say not that their clothes coordinate with time, but that their times of arrival coordinate as do their outfits.

It's more gay than a bad line.

Bigot Hitman
04-18-2007, 03:19 PM
When I met you I admit my first thoughts were a trip,
you looked so good I'd suck on your daddy's dick

-Biggie Smalls: Me & My Bitch

THat's a catchin openin line, its pretty good IMO, not bad at all.

Bigot Hitman
04-18-2007, 03:21 PM
"dick longer than the OJ trial, killin me is like trying to get an old stain out"

-__-

That big L line ain't that bad either, what's wrong wit it to you?

oDoUoSoKo
05-02-2007, 09:16 PM
fuckin crack yo ass like a lobster cursin..-Dusk

Sideoutfox
05-03-2007, 01:12 AM
'Back then they didnt want me, now Im hot they all on me'- Mike Jones

GreenPoop!
05-03-2007, 01:19 AM
I shit on niggas like a toilet - DMX

Last I heard, ya'll niggas was having sex with the same sex - DMX

SID
05-03-2007, 07:54 AM
you just a fake tough guy, tryin to act hard
but you won't walk the lobby without your bodyguard
you aint pullin my card
you aint ridin' a train
back in the day kds like you got robbed for they chain -- everlast

GSTYLE
05-03-2007, 07:58 AM
"and i shit on niggas, even when im constipated i still shit on niggas" - young jeezy

coughcool
05-03-2007, 09:36 AM
"somebody get some butter...cause im on a roll..." - RZA

"I can excel real well like a gazelle" - Guru

"but my flow aint like a door, so how could you knock it" - Puff

ALL lame.

g_flex
05-03-2007, 01:40 PM
RAEKWON - Hood look at ya name spell it backwards yo 'DOOH'...WTF

11th Chamber
05-03-2007, 01:53 PM
"The Vida Guerra Sidekick hacker" - Ras Kass

that may have been one of the gayest lines I have ever heard

Tetsuo
05-03-2007, 02:45 PM
"The Vida Guerra Sidekick hacker" - Ras Kass

that may have been one of the gayest lines I have ever heard

:no:

Goddamn, Ras Kass lost.

Dirty Knowledge
05-03-2007, 05:54 PM
"I have more jewels than your jeweler" - Lil Wayne