View Full Version : Some classic rap album user reviews from shop.mtv.com. Enjoy reading.

Edgar Erebus
04-20-2007, 05:41 AM
50 Cent - The Massacre

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif Emily Ohlinger from Ruiand OH
you have a good looks?
I like one of your sings and you are so hot and do have a girlfrianed yes Or no and I need to konw you have one or npt.

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif A reviewer from Raynham, Mass
im ur #1 fann hottie
50 cent is so so so sexy is son will probrally be sext to. Oliva is so so so lucky to have 50. Because he is so hott.

Eminem Presents the Re-Up
http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif A reviewer from Utah
best album ever---if you think you read wrong: yeah, he said it's best album ever

Eminem - The Eminem Show

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif A reviewer from New Mexico
i really like eminem he is da best!!
so anyways u know my name and is eminem your real name?I really love your song Haileys song but is it ture that u dont like ur devorst wife if u do man that is nt nice that u what 2 kill her.

Eminem - Curtain Call: The Hits

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif michelle m from clark airbase,phil
i love you
i am in love with him..i love all his songs and his movie...i love him i love him i love him...nobody sings like eminem does. he's the one and only. i love him...

Eminem - The Singles

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif Jessica from New York
It really hot!!!
Eminem is so Hot he in my dreams every night and he all over my wall.

2Pac - Pac's Life

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif joseph from nj
its nothing new to me to hear this new album
he is the greatest rapper n will always be da greatest ever.i am the biggist pac fan alive and, i always think he could never out do his self but once agin im worng.

Cam'Ron - Killa Season

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif shantel from EAST Harlem ny 101street 1st ave
it was crazy
i luv the movie it seemed so real like it wasnt even a movie it was like they was recording theyre everyday life on film it had me thinking this stuff was really goin on. killa season is my favorite movie next to paid in full i luv cam he kept it real and he looked real sexy in that movie i even quote some of his scenes that i really liked. like when he was on 109th in 1st ave in 11-99 projects right up the block from me inside the bodega. hell rell u did ur thing and so did juelz, cam u looked so sexy in that movie i could just eat u up if u descide to make killa season part 2 hopefully i will no about it and finally get a chance to meet u. stay cool and dont let nothin stop u from being on top of the world i luv ur style and ur realness u are a real layed back cool type of brotha and i could really see that other side of u much luv and respect i luv u killa u becareful out there keep ur head up.mabey i'll meet u soon when i do my album mabey one day we'd do a song with each other i'll sing and u rap. the movie was crazy and ur goin straight to the top. 100

Jay-Z - Kingdom Come

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif A reviewer from Jersey City
i love jay-z and always will
jay-z is the best artist out i wanna marry him

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif MR ALEXIS CRUTE from manhattan uptown
i am a strictly jay fan this album is sick the flow is incredibl
jay is the man there are alot of playa haters out there jay is doing it his flow is sick he rhymes slow fast medium and smooth it is jay day he spits fire and consistenly with ease yo jay i am a fan of yours i wouldn t pay camron or jim jones and attention though you already did they are no where in your league continue to do what you do best yo jay i hope you have a happy b day on dec 4 my b day is on dec 2

D4L - Down for Life

http://shop.mtv.com/images/stars_5filled.gif Keyth Jones from Lorain,ohio

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04-20-2007, 05:44 AM
They all sound like a bunch of 10 year olds. Then again it is mtv.com what else do u expect

Ghost Deini
04-20-2007, 05:49 AM
Lmfao @ these

Not only are they grossly overrating crappy albums but they're not even about the music...all about sucking dick and marrying em n shit lol wtf @ that

Edgar Erebus
04-20-2007, 05:59 AM
What's most shocking is that even less-profiled commerical ones, like Nas' "Hip Hop is Dead" or Nelly's "Sweatsuit" or even Busta's "Big Bang" got only one or two or none reviews.

And no (NO!) albums older than two years got any review.

04-20-2007, 06:08 AM
I just found them funny. This is what MTV represents nowadys - 10 yr olds who dont have a clue about music. The absolute state of MTV anyways sickened on the cunts. Im glad Nas wasnt reviewd. Theyre fucking psycho fans that really helps 50 and Eminems hood and thug credibility dunnit. Eminem presents the re-up best album ever? HAHAHA! Funny muthafuckers

04-20-2007, 10:52 AM
tha guy who wrote the d4l review should be shot. "the rawest cd of the year"? wow.

Kenny Powers
04-20-2007, 02:15 PM
those seem like the same people at mtv who decide what videos get airtime...

drippie k
04-20-2007, 03:16 PM
one dude reviewing the game´s new album said he wanted to visit compton one day..the fuck

04-20-2007, 05:07 PM
one dude reviewing the game´s new album said he wanted to visit compton one day..the fuck


this jus shows that these commercial rappers appeal to the 10 year old little girl.

The Ghost
04-20-2007, 05:25 PM
tha guy who wrote the d4l review should be shot.
:yes: :yes: :yes:

04-20-2007, 08:03 PM
...the fuck is this groupie gangbang shit?

04-20-2007, 08:10 PM
is it ture that u dont like ur devorst wife if u do man that is nt nice that u what 2 kill her.

ahhahah. At least they have morals. Kind of..

04-20-2007, 08:16 PM
mann wat mainstream music has done to children...

04-20-2007, 10:32 PM
Laffy Taffy was raw? No one knows rap like those kids at MTV

04-21-2007, 01:28 PM

jus another mtv bull crap

no comment really

04-21-2007, 01:41 PM

Good thread. 5 Stars. It's hilarious how everyone is addressing the artists themselves, as if The Diplomats are all huddled around the computer looking at the Killa Season review like "Cam, this chick said you're sexy!".

The Hound
04-21-2007, 01:46 PM
its reviews like that that make you have to explain to non hip hop listeners what the fuck real hip hop is because when you say you're a hip hop fan they associated you with that bullshit ... fuckn ... MTV ... someone needs to pimp their hip hop singles files and drop some reals shit in there ...