View Full Version : what would u do if a girl bit your dick off

05-16-2007, 02:30 AM

accidentally or on purpose its the same thing

id murder the bitch on the spot, rob all her shit, pick my dick up throw it in some alcohol and run my ass 2 the hospital quick

05-16-2007, 02:35 AM
i hope this poll is public cuz id kill her (but) I would probably super glue her fuckin face to some rail road cross roads and urinate on her face while smokin a blunt allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll fucked up then make a hot pocket...... then watch dis tricks face get mashed like potatoes and anything else. ONE.

dont ask kidsss... jus one of those nigths..

05-16-2007, 02:39 AM
how u gonna piss on a bitchs face wit no dick? u gonna squat down over the railroad tracks and get a bunch of burning piss in the wound where your cock used 2 be?

Its Big Lu baby
05-16-2007, 03:15 AM
if she did it on purpose
being mischevious and evil
i would torture the shit out of the bitch. id kidnap her. go to the doc. see if they can fix my dick. go back to where i stored her when i kidnaped her and torture the shit out of her. cut off her clit and tits first.

The Hound
05-16-2007, 04:00 AM
id tie a sharp blade on my dick and stab her to near death with my dick then just set a dog on her to munch on that ... grab her hand and punch a pitbull ...

11th Chamber
05-16-2007, 04:27 AM
I would prolly just hurl insults at her; tell her she cant read good, etc.

05-16-2007, 04:31 AM
dat bitch is dead on da spot.....end of story

05-16-2007, 04:54 AM
wow...this is an interesting thread now....

05-16-2007, 05:08 AM
My dick is made of hardened steel...it can't be bitten off

Sexy Jasper
05-16-2007, 05:10 AM
I think I would want my money back.

05-16-2007, 05:27 AM
some of you act very hard. but are you insane? FIRST i would run to the doctor...i mean even i kill her.....without a dick for the rest of my life?

while lying in hospital youŽd have enough time to think of what to do when your dick is ok and you get out....

edit: nevertheless..i must admit a reflexive punch, head to knee or sth like that isnt too bad...

05-16-2007, 05:33 AM
Glad To See Ed Back, He Always Told Me Hes A Gaylord , And Now Hes Finally Out Of The Closet

05-16-2007, 05:54 AM
id cut that bitches head the fuck off soon as i got out of hospital

05-16-2007, 07:23 AM
you guys are really runnin out of ideas for threads!!!


Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-16-2007, 08:51 AM
My dick is made of hardened steel...it can't be bitten off


05-16-2007, 04:14 PM
After I stopped the bleeding, I would proceed to punish her with the remaining inches.

05-17-2007, 03:12 AM
id cut that bitches head the fuck off soon as i got out of hospital

ive had 2 many male ho's run away after fuckin me over an actual ho would run twice as fast, cant risk her escapin, kill that bitch and if my dick never gets back 2 fuckin capacity ill kill myself too

05-17-2007, 04:24 AM
Bitch bite my dick off. I'll bite her dick off.

Now we're even

05-17-2007, 05:41 AM
My dick is made of hardened steel...it can't be bitten off

you got an iron monkey too :D


or perhaps a hellzwindstaff

10-20-2007, 10:28 PM
what would u do if a bitch bit your dick off

10-22-2007, 03:05 PM
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10-22-2007, 03:06 PM

:yes: :D