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Come Honor Face
05-21-2007, 01:21 PM
Yo I live in Charleston West Virginia.Now Chucktown is pretty much citylife like Detroit or Chicago but on a smaller level.Now most of WV is country life 4 real.Which leads me 2 my story.I went to a bonfire party in Ripley WV(country)
It was the first time I had ever really hung out outside Chucktown or the surrounding burbs.Anyhow everything was goin pretty good (plenty of weed,alchohol,and PUSSY!) There was this one redneck fucker (u know chewing tobacco,dirty ass clothes,rotten teeth) he was doin nasty shit to impress people.U know like eatin worms and little shit like that. (thats how rednecks try 2 impress i guess) Then someone suggested he fuck a cow!
So everone offers $ 2 him 4 doin it.5 dollars here 10,15 dollars there.Finally the total offer was $470. He agreed.So he closes in on the poor unsuspecting cow but then realizes there is a problem.He is about 1 or 1 1/2 feet to short.
Well thats the end of that I thought.I was unfortunately mistaken.About a minute later he comes out of this old barn and shouts "sometimes u gotta impervise" (spelled improvise that way because that is how he said it. LOL
His shouted got my attention again and I realize he is carrying sumpin. Turns out it was a valley bell (dairy company) milk crate.And this dirty ass country bumpkin muthafucka stood on that milk crate and fucked that cow like a wildman! People went behind the cow (not me!) 2 insure he really was doin it.He was.So he finishes (gross) and runs down 2 the creek and washes his shit off.Comes back up smilin from ear 2 ear (showin all 3 of his teeth and says "now wheres that money yall"

Had to share that one! (yes its true)

Robert
05-21-2007, 01:25 PM
^^^^that is probably the most unlucky story i've heard.........

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-21-2007, 01:26 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha..That Mofo impervised!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Funny ass story thanks ERICHVW

TUCO
05-21-2007, 05:53 PM
can't knock the hustle for sure
.....yet theres always even sicker ppl out there throwing money to see a man fuck a cow

maestro wooz
05-21-2007, 06:16 PM
im not suprised, this is why every other state in the mid-atlantic makes fun of people from west virginia

Sexy Jasper
05-21-2007, 06:23 PM
http://myfuckedupfamily.pornaccess.com/sheepanim.gif

Don't stay around too long...

Come Honor Face
05-22-2007, 10:59 AM
im not suprised, this is why every other state in the mid-atlantic makes fun of people from west virginia

Actually WV is pretty cool if you stay away from the country.Especially Boone county! Charleston is tha shit! Huntington is 2. Morgantown is one of the party capitols of the nation son! Niggaz be wildin out up there 4 real.But them redneck cowfuckin incest lovin dickfarts are lurkin if u leave tha Chucktown area!

WARPATH
05-22-2007, 11:10 AM
Why didn't you just name the thread:

A guy I hang with, fucks a cow.

?

num2son
05-22-2007, 11:14 AM
Comes back up smilin from ear 2 ear (showin all 3 of his teeth and says "now wheres that money yall"
(yes its true)

Did he really get his money?...LOL

Kong
05-22-2007, 11:22 AM
haha good story.

check two
05-22-2007, 02:59 PM
The cow was probably better looking than any other girls the redneck slept with before.

Sexy Jasper
05-22-2007, 03:08 PM
Why did this have to get moved? You guys are fucking up.

HANZO
05-22-2007, 04:04 PM
Why did this have to get moved? You guys are fucking up.

thinking the same thing. the ppl of wutang corp need to hear this story.

beautifulrock
05-22-2007, 04:22 PM
I fucked a cow once....she demanded cab money in the morning however....NEVER AGAIN!!!!!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-22-2007, 05:25 PM
Why did this have to get moved? You guys are fucking up.

Because of you post.

thinking the same thing. the ppl of wutang corp need to hear this story.

See above.

Come Honor Face
05-22-2007, 11:57 PM
Why didn't you just name the thread:

A guy I hang with, fucks a cow.

?

LOL I dont hang with this dude. I never seen him before or after that. (THANK GOD)

Come Honor Face
05-22-2007, 11:58 PM
Did he really get his money?...LOL

Yes indeed.