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num2son
07-25-2005, 12:24 PM
:list:

The Honorees Are...

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Quote

Movie

Year

1

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

GONE WITH THE WIND

1939

2

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

THE GODFATHER

1972

3

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

ON THE WATERFRONT

1954

4

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

THE WIZARD OF OZ

1939

5

Here's looking at you, kid.

CASABLANCA

1942

6

Go ahead, make my day.

SUDDEN IMPACT

1983

7

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

SUNSET BLVD.

1950

8

May the Force be with you.

STAR WARS

1977

9

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

ALL ABOUT EVE

1950

10

You talking to me?

TAXI DRIVER

1976

11

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

COOL HAND LUKE

1967

12

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

APOCALYPSE NOW

1979

13

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

LOVE STORY

1970

14

The stuff that dreams are made of.

THE MALTESE FALCON

1941

15

E.T. phone home.

E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

1982

16

They call me Mister Tibbs!

IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT

1967

17

Rosebud.

CITIZEN KANE

1941

18

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

WHITE HEAT

1949

19

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

NETWORK

1976

20

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

CASABLANCA

1942

21

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

1991

22

Bond. James Bond.

DR. NO

1962

23

There's no place like home.

THE WIZARD OF OZ

1939

24

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

SUNSET BLVD.

1950

25

Show me the money!

JERRY MAGUIRE

1996

26

Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

SHE DONE HIM WRONG

1933

27

I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

MIDNIGHT COWBOY

1969

28

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'

CASABLANCA

1942

29

You can't handle the truth!

A FEW GOOD MEN

1992

30

I want to be alone.

GRAND HOTEL

1932

31

After all, tomorrow is another day!

GONE WITH THE WIND

1939

32

Round up the usual suspects.

CASABLANCA

1942

33

I'll have what she's having.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

1989

34

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT

1944

35

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

JAWS

1975

36

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE

1948

37

I'll be back.

THE TERMINATOR

1984

38

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES

1942

39

If you build it, he will come.

FIELD OF DREAMS

1989

40

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

FORREST GUMP

1994

41

We rob banks.

BONNIE AND CLYDE

1967

42

Plastics.

THE GRADUATE

1967

43

We'll always have Paris.

CASABLANCA

1942

44

I see dead people.

THE SIXTH SENSE

1999

45

Stella! Hey, Stella!

A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE

1951

46

Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.

NOW, VOYAGER

1942

47

Shane. Shane. Come back!

SHANE

1953

48

Well, nobody's perfect.

SOME LIKE IT HOT

1959

49

It's alive! It's alive!

FRANKENSTEIN

1931

50

Houston, we have a problem.

APOLLO 13

1995

51

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

DIRTY HARRY

1971

52

You had me at "hello."

JERRY MAGUIRE

1996

53

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

ANIMAL CRACKERS

1930

54

There's no crying in baseball!

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN

1992

55

La-dee-da, la-dee-da.

ANNIE HALL

1977

56

A boy's best friend is his mother.

PSYCHO

1960

57

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

WALL STREET

1987

58

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

THE GODFATHER II

1974

59

As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.

GONE WITH THE WIND

1939

60

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

SONS OF THE DESERT

1933

61

Say "hello" to my little friend!

SCARFACE

1983

62

What a dump.

BEYOND THE FOREST

1949

63

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

THE GRADUATE

1967

64

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

DR. STRANGELOVE

1964

65

Elementary, my dear Watson.

THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES

1939

66

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.

PLANET OF THE APES

1968

67

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

CASABLANCA

1942

68

Here's Johnny!

THE SHINING

1980

69

They're here!

POLTERGEIST

1982

70

Is it safe?

MARATHON MAN

1976

71

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!

THE JAZZ SINGER

1927

72

No wire hangers, ever!

MOMMIE DEAREST

1981

73

Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?

LITTLE CAESAR

1930

74

Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

CHINATOWN

1974

75

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE

1951

76

Hasta la vista, baby.

TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY

1991

77

Soylent Green is people!

SOYLENT GREEN

1973

78

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

1968

79

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley.

AIRPLANE!

1980

80

Yo, Adrian!

ROCKY

1976

81

Hello, gorgeous.

FUNNY GIRL

1968

82

Toga! Toga!

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE

1978

83

Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.

DRACULA

1931

84

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

KING KONG

1933

85

My precious.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO TOWERS

2002

86

Attica! Attica!

DOG DAY AFTERNOON

1975

87

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!

42ND STREET

1933

88

Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!

ON GOLDEN POND

1981

89

Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.

KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN

1940

90

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

GOLDFINGER

1964

91

Who's on first.

THE NAUGHTY NINETIES

1945

92

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

CADDYSHACK

1980

93

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!

AUNTIE MAME

1958

94

I feel the need - the need for speed!

TOP GUN

1986

95

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

DEAD POETS SOCIETY

1989

96

Snap out of it!

MOONSTRUCK

1987

97

My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

YANKEE DOODLE DANDY

1942

98

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

DIRTY DANCING

1987

99

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

WIZARD OF OZ, THE

1939

100

I'm king of the world!

TITANIC

1997

Skellington
07-25-2005, 12:39 PM
LOL nice list, they forgot these tho:

"I only got my word and my balls, and I don't brake 'em for no one"

SCARFACE

"I'm sorry did that break your concentration?"

PULP FICTION

"I'm gonna call a couple of pipe-hittin' niggas to go work on the holmes here with a pair pliers and a blow torch.You hear me talkin' hill-billy boy? I ain't through with you by damn sight, I'm gonna get medieval on yo ass!!!!"

PULP FICTION

num2son
07-25-2005, 12:59 PM
LOL nice list, they forgot these tho:

"I only got my word and my balls, and I don't brake 'em for no one"

SCARFACE


PULP FICTION
:cool:

PowerHouseKickout
07-25-2005, 01:25 PM
i don't remember the movie (one with ice-t) but :

"i used to sell crack to your mother"

100pr00f
07-25-2005, 01:31 PM
is it ganster movie....new jack city

Skellington
07-25-2005, 01:59 PM
Hmmm could be...


what about this quote:

"A-Ni-Ma-Ni-Hong!!!"

A CHINESE GHOSTSTORY II


;) lol

BRONZBODY
07-25-2005, 02:40 PM
"murdock...im comming to get you"-rambo2

"you will lose"rocky4

"i must break you"rocky4

"prediction?????....pain"!!!!!!rocky3

raezah
07-25-2005, 02:51 PM
nice list but what about Carlito's Way I think it goes " you think your big time ok your going to fucking die big time "

Prince Rai
07-25-2005, 03:44 PM
dats a good list, where is it from??

it had the ones i had in mind anyway..

P3T3R BARK3R
07-25-2005, 05:08 PM
i go for number 29

Ink Is My Drink
07-25-2005, 05:17 PM
titanic is in there wtf!!?!?!??!

GhostfaceKillah199
07-25-2005, 05:22 PM
"harry - Look at the butt on that.
lloyd - Yeah, he must work out."

Godess
07-25-2005, 05:47 PM
Scarface..

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

Godess
07-25-2005, 05:48 PM
:) I like that one.

GhostfaceKillah199
07-25-2005, 05:52 PM
**random napolean dynamite line**

Flow
07-25-2005, 06:04 PM
I was expecting at least one Joe Pesci's quotation lol

GhostfaceKillah199
07-25-2005, 06:21 PM
"King Kong ain't got shit on me!" - denzel

num2son
07-25-2005, 08:43 PM
^^^^:mmmyah:

Fr@z
07-25-2005, 09:02 PM
Not enough Arnie quote's

Get Ramirez on his feet and get to the choppa!

Dylan,You son of a bitch

If it bleeds we can kill it

Billy get me outta this hole

You never were that smart

I want Hawkins body found!!!,track back 50 metre Sweep pattern

Aaaahhhh the good old days

Aaaahhhhh cohibas and red t-shirts with shirt pockets to store the cohibas

Skellington
07-26-2005, 07:42 AM
Scarface..

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"
yeeaaahhh that's a good quote


Another one I love is

"Gotcha now bitch!!!!!"

^ DeNiro in "cape fear"

Godess
07-26-2005, 07:54 AM
Ik vertrouw jou voor geen meter.

FrenchShin
07-26-2005, 08:26 AM
cool, but those quotes are too short...

and they forgot Leone's movies....

"when you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"...

Ronin
07-26-2005, 11:37 AM
"you bunch of slack jawed faggots! this shit will make ya a god damn sexual tyranosaur.....just like me!"

jesse ventura baby

"you ghostin us muhfucka, u give away out position one more time....and ill bleed you, real quiet...leave ya here"

mac BITCH

"whats the matter, the c.i.a had u pushing too many pencils"

arnie ownes

"you aint no champ, you a has been"

clubber to creed

"hes like a pierce of iron"

drago bitch

"hey vasquez, have u ever been mistaken for a man" "no, have you?"

aliens owned

"say hello to my BOOMSTICK!"

"shop smart, shop s-mart"

ash ownes

"have i paid my dues? yes sir....the cheques in the mail"

jack burton aka the pork chop express



fuck it, theres so many...arnie, sly etc killed it in the 80s/90s

num2son
07-26-2005, 12:04 PM
cool, but those quotes are too short...

and they forgot Leone's movies....

"when you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"...
That's a good one.

Knok-A-Fella
07-26-2005, 12:05 PM
usual suspects where the cripple (kevin spacey) says to the cops

"i believe in god but only one thing scares me, and that keyzor soze"

but id have to go for jules in pulp fiction

"oh im sorry, did i brake ur concentration"

or

"i dont remember asking u a GO DAMN THING"

or vega in pulp fiction wen hes eatin with mrs wallace

"thats a $5 milkshake. let me have a sip, well thats a pretty good fukin milkshake"

jus the way he says makes me laugh everytime

Bless, 1

Skellington
07-26-2005, 12:18 PM
"you bunch of slack jawed faggots! this shit will make ya a god damn sexual tyranosaur.....just like me!"

jesse ventura baby

"you ghostin us muhfucka, u give away out position one more time....and ill bleed you, real quiet...leave ya here"

mac BITCH

"whats the matter, the c.i.a had u pushing too many pencils"

arnie ownes

"you aint no champ, you a has been"

clubber to creed

"hes like a pierce of iron"

drago bitch

"hey vasquez, have u ever been mistaken for a man" "no, have you?"

aliens owned

"say hello to my BOOMSTICK!"

"shop smart, shop s-mart"

ash ownes

"have i paid my dues? yes sir....the cheques in the mail"

jack burton aka the pork chop express



fuck it, theres so many...arnie, sly etc killed it in the 80s/90s
Ha ha "Shop S-Mart" is a good one LOL, always loved that one.

BRONZBODY
07-26-2005, 01:12 PM
"youre a funny guy sully...i like you...thats why im gonna kill you last".-

"remember when i said i was gonna kill you last.....i lied"!(drop)

RZACUZNCALI
07-26-2005, 01:13 PM
thanx a lot Shamus! oh, I almost forgot... - JA Rule
SHiiiiiT! - Shamus
blam!!!!!! - gun


from "Turn It Up"

PHI.1.618
07-26-2005, 03:13 PM
How about?

" Baxter is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee" ..
^ Anchorman ...
&

" Mom, where's my BBD tape, Ma,Ma.....( SLAP! ) ...
^My brothers 12th b-day party ...

GhostfaceKillah199
07-26-2005, 05:21 PM
#1 movie quote of all time:

"YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!"

-Samuel L. Jackson

mashqauck
07-26-2005, 05:44 PM
" its the black blood of the earth!"
" You mean oil?"
"i mean black blood of the earth!"

- Big trouble in Little China

Ronin
07-26-2005, 06:18 PM
Lol

"he Punted Baxter!"

Wu-Tality
07-26-2005, 07:10 PM
To the Batmobile!

Classic

num2son
07-26-2005, 10:23 PM
Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction

EZEKIEL 25:17.

num2son
07-27-2005, 02:23 PM
Bump up.

U-Samurai
07-27-2005, 06:47 PM
"Are You gonna bark all day, little doggie....or are you gonna bite"

- resevoir dogs

LadySnowBlood
07-27-2005, 09:23 PM
If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!
TEAM AMERICA

not a classic but funny haha

GhostfaceKillah199
07-27-2005, 10:39 PM
"What the fuck is the internet?" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

num2son
07-29-2005, 02:16 PM
bump

Lebanese_Warrior
07-29-2005, 08:48 PM
"37 MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS!!"
"In a row?"
-Clerks.

LadySnowBlood
07-30-2005, 01:53 PM
...nobody makes me bleed my own blood...
-dodgeball-

Ill Jolson
07-30-2005, 05:44 PM
"they call it grieving - I call it falling fuckin over"
Football Factory

"b82rez - batteries...? me was trying to save time!"(not 100% sure of this)
Ali G Inda House

these are funny as hell

BRONZBODY
08-01-2005, 12:56 PM
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-sam jackson

Wu-Tang_Killa_Beez
08-01-2005, 01:21 PM
"Say hello to my little Friend"




Scarface



"Its Bill Murrey"


Ciggartes and Coffee

adedwutang
08-01-2005, 03:39 PM
omg u guys forgot a big one, im not even gonna say who it was or from where cuz u shuld kno

"right when i thought i was out, THEY PULL MEE BACK INN!"

KidSha
08-01-2005, 03:58 PM
"you Fuck My Wife" - Robert Deniro In Casino

GhostfaceKillah199
08-01-2005, 05:44 PM
"Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"

Bedlam
08-01-2005, 07:20 PM
If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!
TEAM AMERICA

not a classic but funny haha
omg, everything in Team America was classic

"America, Fuck yeah, so lick my butt and suck on my balls!"

Luther Large
08-03-2005, 06:49 AM
what about "come on tough guy" or "dd disapointed dunsky"

or "he had ten fingers but he only used three"

Luther Large
08-03-2005, 06:52 AM
"its bill muthafuckin murray"

the way they kept callin him by first and last names was funny as fuck and the way rza said "murray" had me laffin

BRONZBODY
08-04-2005, 12:24 PM
and once we find those miramax fucks that is filmin the movie,were gonna make em eat our shit,then shit out their shit,that is mixed up of our shit that we made em eat........-jay and silent bob strike back.

BRONZBODY
08-04-2005, 12:25 PM
i think i got that right yall gotta go watch da flick again

Johnny Dust
08-04-2005, 12:32 PM
I take out his weapon *bang*. Both of them *bang*.

From Sin City.

Dae Ja Nae
08-08-2005, 06:38 PM
"If you don't get me my money TONIGHT, Ima put that young girl out there on whores row"

Priest

Ron O'neal/Superfly

LORD ZERO
08-10-2005, 06:45 PM
LOL nice list, they forgot these tho:

"I only got my word and my balls, and I don't brake 'em for no one"

SCARFACE


THEY FORGOT ANOTHER ONE FROM SCARFACE AS WELL

"say hello to my lil friend!"

G.O.D.PT3
08-11-2005, 07:23 AM
What You Say About my Momma


menace 2 society

num2son
03-10-2006, 11:07 PM
What You Say About my Momma


menace 2 society

Classic

brown_dogg
03-10-2006, 11:26 PM
"Dillan!!!... What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils????"

Arnold in Predator.

4-Bar Killer
03-11-2006, 06:36 AM
What You Say About my Momma


menace 2 society

yeah its a classic.

Some GB classics:

"Bullet Tooth Tony (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005068/): So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0311563/): These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005068/): Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off."

hahaha it's a classic.

Some personal favorites from the movie lock, stock & two smoking barrels:

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it."

"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia."

"There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses."

100pr00f
03-13-2006, 10:41 AM
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp

this a good one

haha

Skellington
03-13-2006, 11:27 AM
"Cookie?" - Stacey Keach "Mountain Of The Cannibal God"....hilarious....

Iron Fist
03-16-2006, 08:54 PM
**random napolean dynamite line**
lol. My favorite is when he says "Goooooosh"