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Definitive X
07-25-2005, 02:02 PM
ROUND 1:
[Xtadas]
Look, this cat Intellekt ain't as smart as his name implies
This muthafucka tells more lies than beaten husbands with black eyes
You ain't raw, muthafucka, now your goose has been cooked kiddo
Couldn't drop knowledge if he tossed a book out a tenement window
Couldn't spark a thought if he lit his brain with a spliff
Couldn't drop heavy if he tied an avil round his ankle and jumped off a cliff
I got punches for days, how many rounds you want?
I'll take it back to the thrilla in Manilla, and you can be Foreman for sport
So please believe that I'll relieve myself on ya sleeve
And make you wipe ya nose, suffocate you with my seed
I'm a calm muthafucka, until I get riotous and violent
Connected, for ya funeral, I'll get Yitzhak Perlman to play the violin
I end more careers than a sexual assault conviction
Xtadas also known as Gary Condit, I'll leave you bitches missin'
Reminiscin' over you, just another page in my novella
You couldn't screw me out of money if your name was Jerry Heller
I drop jewels, you drop coal like Santa does to kids with bad behavior
I'll smack you twice for every time that you call me a hater
Get your own DJ to pop my record on the deck and switch the fater
20 bars, cuz it was time for Intellekt to meet his maker.

[Intellekt]
If Im Such A Clown On The Forums, Spawn This Scripture And Regulate Ya,
Transform And Disown Your Charecter, Mutha Fucka Im The Violater
Vandalize And Vaporize Your Spiritual Type Biblical And Baracade Ya
You Die And Try With Jesus To Walk Vertical, Even With A Cain You Wouldnt Be Abel
Have You Runnin From My Chrome Silver Sable, Heart Cables Catch A Blood Clot
Blood Pumpin, Glock Catches Hot Signals With Heat Seakin Bullets To Snatch You.....
.....On The Next Block, Hollow Flocks Pierces More Then Air, They Sneek Till You Drop
Reaper Of The Dark, Intellekt Guide With An Phantom Mind, Fuck 1 Round, Lets Go 2.....
...I'll Meet You In The Next Spot, The Virtual Stage Where I'll Whatch your Body Rott
You Feelin The Best? Maybe i Should Etch A Skull On My Chest, Punish With Sentences
Just Cope With My Relentless, Illa-NOISE Ya hopin, It's Intellekts Frequncey That Gots Your Mind Open.............................................. ..................................................
To Spit Thos Rhymes, Seem Like Desperato Cause, Their Hangin Off The Edge Slopin,
Bairy Ya Noise In Coke Like An Avalanch, Ya Chokin When You Spit, No Advatage, Intellekt.....Rocked This Shit, Fuck ,To Be Continued Wait And Light Your Splif
Just to Keep A Hush Puff On Ya Lips.......................................

ROUND 2:

[Xtadas]
You wanted a second round, whining on a bullshit tip
To be honest, your rhymes wouldn't impress me if they jumped out the page and backflipped
This shit is more than a route, you should have listened to Sun
After I end ya battle career, you'll have more than enough time to write that album
I laugh at you, muthafucka so insecure, he's gotta call Tuco out
That's my brother, you got beef with him, I'm takin' liberties with ya moms on ya couch
Just check my throne, and your low placement
Your word wouldn't be Bond if you tried a Sean Connery impersonation
I've been patient, until you acted like fiends were in the grip of your lasso
Muthafucka, you couldn't hustle green cards in El Paso
Couldn't sell a wheelchair to Christopher Reeve
Couldn't give a preteen to a Catholic priest
Xtadas a beast, you ain't shit but a cockroach with two legs
Five percent? I'll take your arms, legs, and snatch off ya head
It's been said that I've been a little too hard on you with my rhymes
I'm sorry, how bout I pay for the Kleenex every time that you cry
My style be off the chain like stray dogs, you took an L like weed thieves
Caught a reprieve from me cuz two rounds is too much to beat you easily
Fuck a six-shooter, here's twenty bullets to your brain, friend
If I'm winnin' unanimously, shit, then you can't really whine again...

WAITING ON INTELLEKT...

Idiom
07-25-2005, 02:56 PM
well obviously we can't "vote now", 'cause he isn't done

do you agree?

weLL you should!

oh, you want to fight?

naw, we could be friends

OmO < Idiom

Definitive X
07-25-2005, 11:42 PM
Where's Intellekt?

AK Spray
07-26-2005, 01:40 AM
WEll.. so far... this is barely a BATTLE... Hardly any effort on either side... Even tho... Xtadas started off with sum luke warm shit...

ANd man.. I KNOW u can come better.. I heard ur shit... and know u can drop hot, when ya feel like it.. So, Go on and DO IT THEN!

iNtell3kT
07-26-2005, 02:49 AM
you disordinated? your not above me, you couldnt be fly if u incorperated aerodynamics in your rhymes,
your in limbo, and im whatching u drop slowly,
like punchlines that are felt, with the hand of God or Bardelbi And Loki,
yeh i called TUCO a bitch, cause hes bitch made, only talk shit to get...
..his dicks tucked between his legs, scared like trick for NOT gettin laid
Xtadas your punchlines wouldnt make me bleed if you punched wholes and me
....and pumped my viens full of Kool-Aid
read my quote, im setttin all these pussys strait with 2 shades of grey
and 1 shade of white, thats the light at tunnle of me finishing this battling fight
if you want a real convosation, check my thread a serious discussion of Real...
...so you know what NOT to write, your wannabe missles couldnt take down my flight
your felt, with no reprecussion, your bar patterns lack of what i got...
..the insight of a psychic to who shot and got killed to figured to the plot
ahh man u got me blushing, u tured down a 2 round thrice....
you had 3 days to write 16 bar will, well then, i'll take your mind, soul
and bodily organs and leave all the other materials for your family to view at Latter-Day Saints with mormans
your a back stabbing bitch, bringing the hate out, the beef so you could cook
man, actually this is a fuckin relief, at first i thought u were true, after i reviewed your rhymes
i knew u took one look at mine, and i bet in only took one second for your mind
to suggest to your teeth "its biting time"
your puchnes are childs play, take your ass back to the Latter-Day and Xtadas..
..just pray that the votes DONT sway your way.....
if so say good-bye the disciples cause PIR are the Saints
to bring down your hate and leave you inda middle of no where like the letter H

iNtell3kT
07-26-2005, 02:55 AM
u shouldnt of been so over confident Xtadas....it makes you look dumb for startin beef with me, u should let shit be and grow the fuck up

Robert
07-26-2005, 03:01 AM
intellekt you get ma vote....
Xtadas you were ok but yo rhymes look to be some pre-prepared shit. dont take it the wrong way but was that a freestyle? if it was I apologise but some of yo calls seemed to be pre thought of. correct me if im wrong.
peace

SHRAP
07-26-2005, 04:10 AM
I've been patient, until you acted like fiends were in the grip of your lasso
Muthafucka, you couldn't hustle green cards in El Paso
Couldn't sell a wheelchair to Christopher Reeve
Couldn't give a preteen to a Catholic priest
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, jus one of the things that had me rollin... def step up from the first verse

only ok shit intellekt had was the if u had a cain u couldnt be abel, the rest nahhh. especially in his second verse with the "biting time" and that nonsensical threat he made after it, straight up and down wack. same ol intellekt nonsensical punchlines, wtf was wit the koolaid. straight up and down retarded. i aint hating, its just wack.

summary, xtadas straight killed this fool and thats my word. vote xtadas

iNtell3kT
07-26-2005, 05:43 AM
your talkin beef.....thats my mutha fuckin word

no beef votes...Skale gets cancelled..peace bitch

Idiom
07-26-2005, 08:16 AM
So if X says his shit was off the top(which i think was) wiLL that change your judgement?

how can you judge like that? seems to be BS to me, you claimed a prewrit wit no proof

innocent tiLL proven guilty son.....

so on that note X gets my vote..unlike that dude up there which is kinda crazy because
i wouldn't call those luke warm, i'd like to see you do better...anyway back to topic at hand
his whole was better formed, punches were a bit more perfected his wordplay was better
his rhyme scheme was nicer, you were just 1 step behind him.......but nice battle fellers
and beefing is pathetic so don't get caught in the mix of that bullshit, elevate instead of hate
to create a better mindstate above the fake....

:) battle again sometime, i enjoy reading you's battle...

have a good day my comrads

OmO < Idiom

Cappah
07-26-2005, 09:29 AM
yo i got sum things to say. dis battle wuz good but Xtadas connected more wid me no wut i mean. But in Manilla it was fuckin Ali Frazier.


v=Xtadas

Definitive X
07-26-2005, 12:01 PM
Aiight, I'll be true to my word...there have been no votes for me or Intellekt yet because no one has used rhymes from the battle as evidence for their vote, except for Skale (and I don't know what the fuck is happening there)...so still 0-0.

kell16
07-26-2005, 02:13 PM
Look, this cat Intellekt ain't as smart as his name implies
This muthafucka tells more lies than beaten husbands with black eyes
You ain't raw, muthafucka, now your goose has been cooked kiddo
Couldn't drop knowledge if he tossed a book out a tenement window

nice! X

You Die And Try With Jesus To Walk Vertical, Even With A Cain You Wouldnt Be Abel
Have You Runnin From My Chrome Silver Sable, Heart Cables Catch A Blood Clot

what can i say, if u a memeber of P.I.R, apparently you gots to be sick!

You wanted a second round, whining on a bullshit tip
To be honest, your rhymes wouldn't impress me if they jumped out the page and backflipped

^^pretty nice


After I end ya battle career, you'll have more than enough time to write that album
I laugh at you, muthafucka so insecure, he's gotta call Tuco out
That's my brother, you got beef with him, I'm takin' liberties with ya moms on ya couch
Just check my throne, and your low placement
Your word wouldn't be Bond if you tried a Sean Connery impersonation
I've been patient, until you acted like fiends were in the grip of your lasso
Muthafucka, you couldn't hustle green cards in El Paso

^^^damn, why intel beefin with my nigga "sunngod", so this is what i've been missing
i am now crowning Xtadas the king of "internet textcee punchlines" *tiny laugh at the name*

vote gotta go to Xtadas

and kill the fuckin beef (net beef is for lames who have no job or anything to do with their lives *just my definition*)

some of ya'll cats is older than me and i ain't even on here EVERY FUCKIN DAY LIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW

much love to both cats

x done came up alot on here

intel, you already know what it is

one
give it a break, damn

Dupreez
07-26-2005, 02:18 PM
My vote = Xstadas.

First off Im not buddies wit X and nor do I intend to be.

However, "To be honest, your rhymes wouldn't impress me if they jumped out the page and backflipped" <--- That had me fucking laughing dude. I liked that very much. Plus I felt I could read you rhyme easier. It flowed more. You also had some decent punchlines in there.

Intellect. Only downfall for me, was it didnt seem to flow together. It should have and I dont know why it never (for me anyway). I just felt I was having to go back and read the same line again. Maybe it was the red? Im not sure. But you had a fucker of a punchline which I thought was the best out of both " Xtadas your punchlines wouldnt make me bleed if you punched wholes and me
....and pumped my veins with kool aid" <------ That was cool just pity it never flowed aswell as it started off. (my opinion)

No hard feelings people. Maybe you all should have 1 more?

SHRAP
07-26-2005, 02:20 PM
your talkin beef.....thats my mutha fuckin word

no beef votes...Skale gets cancelled..peace bitchstfu fag, dispel this fake beef u have with me in your head, u lost fair and square. your "nonsensical rhymes mixed with big words" style dont work in battles or anywhere.

looks like everyone else agrees, dont cancel out no votes xtadas jus cuz the kid cant handle that he cant write halfway decent rhymes.

kell16
07-26-2005, 02:26 PM
more net beef

*opens a can of pepsi and a grab bag of fununions*

now lets see who's fingers can type the fastest insults!!
*pauses for commercial break*

what up skale

SHRAP
07-26-2005, 02:37 PM
i-legit should suicide bomb his computer and destroy his album before he makes a fool of himself

u-turn
07-26-2005, 04:05 PM
Xtadas killed in the first round str8 through, same with the second

vote = xtadas

iNtell3kT
07-26-2005, 04:32 PM
stfu fag, dispel this fake beef u have with me in your head, u lost fair and square. your "nonsensical rhymes mixed with big words" style dont work in battles or anywhere.

looks like everyone else agrees, dont cancel out no votes xtadas jus cuz the kid cant handle that he cant write halfway decent rhymes.
hmm ok, real intellectual, you sure do no how to show it

iNtell3kT
07-26-2005, 04:35 PM
Xtadas WINS!!!!

*stands up and claps hands*

its over with, anyone else wanna bitch now?
Skale, TUCO maybe? anyone...case close...

SHRAP
07-26-2005, 10:52 PM
i dont need to show my intellect especially 2 a fuckin mental midget like u. u got fuckin took in this battle just like pretty much every other battle.

mashqauck
07-27-2005, 01:27 AM
xtadas does remind me of I.T. filthy shit