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INS
07-05-2007, 11:07 PM
A little joke rap here:

You wanna know why I'm the illest?

Cuz I got...

Millions of Gs and they all got my back
Millions of women that want me to mack
Gold chains, rings and pounds of ice
Got more guns than China's got rice
Drive around on a moped packin' heat
I don't wear a helmet cuz I say my name is Gurpreet
People call me fly and they try to get a taste
But I smack 'em in the face and smoke a J that's laced
With PCP and crack from time to time
Like to flow each track from rhyme to rhyme
Cuz I got more juice than 5 Alive
And I get more honey than a motherfuckin' beehive
When I'm on the mic people drop to their knees
Beggin' me to rap sayin' "oh please, please!"
Got rhymes to spare and rhymes to drop
With geris in my hair I harvest my crop
Mowed my lawn and I smoked all the grass
Went to Hong Kong and I tapped all the ass
Like my taters mashed and my Frenchmen fried
I also like my eggs flipped up on the sunny side
Got two fists for Truman if he wants a piece
My favourite fabric is definately fleece
I kill more pests than a can of DDT
Don't pay my phone bills cuz I own AT&T
I got a sheriff's badge and I wear it proud
I like the Macarena and I always play it loud
Ona-maca-twoa-maca-threea-your dead!
Between each step I fire two more in your head
My rhymes explode like proximity mines
My mind explodes when I snort a couple lines
I got more muscles than the Atlantic Ocean
When I go to clubs I do the Locomotion
Watch your backs cuz I'm like Bruce Wayne!
If I'm a banana then you're a plantane!
And if I'm Russia, ha, you're the fuckin' Ukraine!

Ye... Ukrainian bitch!

bad boy T
07-06-2007, 09:14 AM
Man that was hot I like your style

J.T.S.
07-06-2007, 10:53 AM
A little joke rap here:

You wanna know why I'm the illest?

Cuz I got...

Millions of Gs and they all got my back
Millions of women that want me to mack
Gold chains, rings and pounds of ice
Got more guns than China's got rice
Drive around on a moped packin' heat
I don't wear a helmet cuz I say my name is Gurpreet
People call me fly and they try to get a taste
But I smack 'em in the face and smoke a J that's laced
With PCP and crack from time to time
Like to flow each track from rhyme to rhyme
Cuz I got more juice than 5 Alive
And I get more honey than a motherfuckin' beehive
When I'm on the mic people drop to their knees
Beggin' me to rap sayin' "oh please, please!"
Got rhymes to spare and rhymes to drop
With geris in my hair I harvest my crop
Mowed my lawn and I smoked all the grass
Went to Hong Kong and I tapped all the ass
Like my taters mashed and my Frenchmen fried
I also like my eggs flipped up on the sunny side
Got two fists for Truman if he wants a piece
My favourite fabric is definately fleece
I kill more pests than a can of DDT
Don't pay my phone bills cuz I own AT&T
I got a sheriff's badge and I wear it proud
I like the Macarena and I always play it loud
Ona-maca-twoa-maca-threea-your dead!
Between each step I fire two more in your head
My rhymes explode like proximity mines
My mind explodes when I snort a couple lines
I got more muscles than the Atlantic Ocean
When I go to clubs I do the Locomotion
Watch your backs cuz I'm like Bruce Wayne!
If I'm a banana then you're a plantane!
And if I'm Russia, ha, you're the fuckin' Ukraine!

Ye... Ukrainian bitch!


Are u serious about what's spoken in the bars?
You had me cracking up like a hatched egg.