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Urban_Journalz
07-09-2007, 11:24 AM
Personally, I'm leaning toward a "yes", because of all the books based on Shaolin Martial Arts, this looks to be the cream of the crop. One problem, I don't know Mandarin Chinese.

Take a look and tell me what you think.

http://shaolins.com/encyclopedia/index.html

Visionz
07-09-2007, 11:28 AM
maybe you read the wrong price tag. They're saling for $360 but it still seems like you'd have to learn Mandarin to get the full benefit out of these. The knowledge would be dope to have no doubt.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
07-09-2007, 11:38 AM
Ordering Intructions: The four volumes of the Shaolin Martial Arts Encyclopedia are in hardback. The total price which includes shipping to any country in the world has been reduced to $360. USD.

The weight of the books including the packaging is approximately 16 pounds. Shipping from the Shaolin Academy in northern China is by China Post air freight and the normal delivery time to the U.S or to Europe is approximately 2 to 3 weeks from the date we receive your payment for the order.

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WARPATH
07-09-2007, 12:07 PM
Fuck that, if you wanna learn Martial Arts, I'll give you lessons for free.

TSA
07-09-2007, 04:57 PM
if it gave me blowjobs and made me skeet gold it'd think about it

WARPATH
07-09-2007, 05:01 PM
What the fuck is "skeet gold"?

WARPATH
07-09-2007, 05:19 PM
shitting lumps of gold i guess.....

yo Urban_Journalz if yu would buy it i'll translate that shit............

That sounds painful, only a homo would pay for somthing like that.

Prolifical ENG
07-09-2007, 06:21 PM
with that much money i would just invest in a library.

There are rich enough people that dont know what to buy anymore so they just make a library in their house and start buying a bunch of books. trouble is you would then need to hire a librarian to organize it or you wont be able to find anything.

iniquity
07-09-2007, 06:43 PM
.. True knowledge can't be found in books Daniel-son ..

.. http://i18.tinypic.com/53onzfr.gif ..

Urban_Journalz
07-10-2007, 09:50 AM
Visions, Ben, thanks for the clarification.

I have to admit, I just skimmed through and saw that 70 g's and was like 8O.

No doubt though, the only other books that come close, are "Shaolin Gong Fu: A Course In Traditional Forms." Which is like 5 books all together, and "The 72 Secret Arts of The Shaolin Temple." Rigorous training methods laid down in that one.

Imma see how many copies of this set are left though.

Urban_Journalz
07-10-2007, 09:53 AM
Fuck that, if you wanna learn Martial Arts, I'll give you lessons for free.

Slippy, what styles do you know? No B.S. either. You sound like one of those dudes on a N.Y.C. subway car.

Urban_Journalz
07-10-2007, 09:56 AM
yo Urban_Journalz if yu would buy it i'll translate that shit............

Good lookin' out yo, I appreciate it.

Do you know which dialect is spoken more widely in China? Is it Mandarin or Cantonese?

Urban_Journalz
07-10-2007, 09:58 AM
.. True knowledge can't be found in books Daniel-son ..

.. http://i18.tinypic.com/53onzfr.gif ..

If the mind is open to find it, true knowledge can be found anywhere, from a book to a thunderstorm.

WARPATH
07-10-2007, 01:12 PM
Slippy, what styles do you know? No B.S. either. You sound like one of those dudes on a N.Y.C. subway car.

I'm profecient in the following weapons:

Bo Staff

Nunchucks

Blow Darts

Bow & Arrow

40 oz. Bottle

I'm a master in the following styles:

Toad

Wolf

Eagle

Water

Stone


I attain zen on a daily just from breaking wind. I'm a master of chi energy. I can heal people with my mind. Test me.

TSA
07-10-2007, 01:21 PM
That sounds painful, only a homo would pay for somthing like that.
actually only a homo would pretend to be a master of "Toad Style" kung-fu because he heard some wutang Cds

Skeet = Ejaculation.


you wouldnt know about that, since your on wucorp as a master of "toad style" kung fu.

WARPATH
07-10-2007, 02:35 PM
actually only a homo would pretend to be a master of "Toad Style" kung-fu because he heard some wutang Cds

Skeet = Ejaculation.


you wouldnt know about that, since your on wucorp as a master of "toad style" kung fu.

Ejaculating gold sounds homorific too. I Ejacualte Super Soldier Serum. My kids grow up like Captain America and shit. I could bottle this shit and sell it to bitches online and make a brick.


I don't know what "skeet" means because "skeet" is somthing a muppet babie would say.

You wanna test my Toad style you little bitch? You'll feel the lashing from my tongue all over your tight little pussy. You'll shudder and shake as bring you to exstacy as your sweet pussy juices dribble down your legs all over the lilly-pad. And as my neck expands into a bubble your legs will spread apart further and further and then you'll find out why they call me the Frog Prince.

Urban_Journalz
07-10-2007, 02:36 PM
I'm profecient in the following weapons:

Bo Staff

Nunchucks

Blow Darts

Bow & Arrow

40 oz. Bottle

I'm a master in the following styles:

Toad

Wolf

Eagle

Water

Stone


I attain zen on a daily just from breaking wind. I'm a master of chi energy. I can heal people with my mind. Test me.

I'm gettin' a feel for the Bo Staff too. I want to upgrade to the 3-section staff some day.

LMAO @ the 40 oz. bottle technique. You're a fool B. Good shit though.

Toad style takes a long time to master. How long have you been studying?

I'm scarce about learning from a lot of schools for this reason only.

They only teach the style and it's applications, while neglecting the exercises that make the body powerful enough to execute the forms properly.

What do you mean when you say "Stone" also?

Is that similar to "Iron Body" or "Toad"?

Urban_Journalz
07-10-2007, 02:37 PM
And for the record, Toad Style IS a real style Assassin.

WARPATH
07-10-2007, 02:46 PM
I'm gettin' a feel for the Bo Staff too. I want to upgrade to the 3-section staff some day.

LMAO @ the 40 oz. bottle technique. You're a fool B. Good shit though.

Toad style takes a long time to master. How long have you been studying?

I'm scarce about learning from a lot of schools for this reason only.

They only teach the style and it's applications, while neglecting the exercises that make the body powerful enough to execute the forms properly.

What do you mean when you say "Stone" also?

Is that similar to "Iron Body" or "Toad"?

Stone and Toad work hand and with each other.

Toad is mental technique to avert pain into energy and/or immunity from pain. It also works well with the bo staff. Stone mastery comes easier after Learning Toad, because you increase your body and skin strength through adverse enviromental conditions and scarification.

Urban_Journalz
07-10-2007, 07:24 PM
^^^
I have to. It's too dope to pass up.
I see forms and descriptions in there that I haven't seen anywhere. The only other place it MIGHT be, is on www.shaolinsecrets.com

I intend to go to the actual temple some day and learn directly, but with these and the various other books I want, I figure it's a dope head-start.

Kriszy Substance
07-12-2007, 02:44 AM
Ejaculating gold sounds homorific too. I Ejacualte Super Soldier Serum. My kids grow up like Captain America and shit. I could bottle this shit and sell it to bitches online and make a brick.


I don't know what "skeet" means because "skeet" is somthing a muppet babie would say.

You wanna test my Toad style you little bitch? You'll feel the lashing from my tongue all over your tight little pussy. You'll shudder and shake as bring you to exstacy as your sweet pussy juices dribble down your legs all over the lilly-pad. And as my neck expands into a bubble your legs will spread apart further and further and then you'll find out why they call me the Frog Prince.

:lmao: This right here is better then ejaculating gold (that is...if it has been determined yet that ejaculating gold is good shit) Otherwise, it is better then something A LOT better then ejaculating gold.

This whole thread is great...I am sure I will forget about it...creature of habit I am...new sub-forums popping up everywhere...damn kids and their technology. Good night. Its past my bed time. Thanks in advance for another night of some fucked up dreams.