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EAGLE EYE
07-16-2007, 06:21 PM
What is Haiku?

Haiku is one of the most important form of traditional Japanese poetry. Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
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Since its my idea I will start.... and please make everything Wu Tang related





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u god is like fish

because fish have no feelings

damn u god please smile

oDoUoSoKo
07-16-2007, 06:46 PM
rakeem's crown of hair
points towards jesus' bathroom
he's not coolio

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2007, 07:07 PM
method man likes green

cuz he worships leprachauns

and drinks heineken

oDoUoSoKo
07-16-2007, 07:28 PM
jizm spreads quickly
making an odd shape as rza
see his goups new sign

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2007, 07:36 PM
the new wu album

will bang hard like dog in HEAT

skeet skeet on bed sheet

oDoUoSoKo
07-16-2007, 07:45 PM
8 diagrams, out
satan's nipples get harder
he's hung with his scarf.....get this one?

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2007, 09:20 PM
gza plus rza

its time for me to quiz ya

would you eat Ms. Rza?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
07-16-2007, 11:05 PM
UGOD 's ignorant
GHOSTFACE is subliminal
GZA is the goat

TAURO
07-17-2007, 08:57 AM
Wu-Tang Clan the swarm
After all these years still mighty,
They recently invaded Blighty.

oDoUoSoKo
07-18-2007, 05:17 PM
these arent haikus.

Kriszy Substance
07-18-2007, 05:43 PM
Dusk is correct kids
Five Seven Five Wu Topic
Brrrrrrrrrdp School No Said Date

oDoUoSoKo
07-18-2007, 05:45 PM
now thats an ass, uh HAIKU rather...sorry.

Kriszy Substance
07-18-2007, 05:53 PM
hee hee ho ho oh
must be in haiku form yo
wutang forever


made all my cheeks blush
a ghost face type big girl goes
give me more (no ho)

SKAMPOE
08-08-2007, 08:39 PM
shotgun blast,
packs,
a hellova kickback,
black.

SKAMPOE
08-08-2007, 08:45 PM
a g and a pat on da back,
2 da cat,
dat,
bring me da head of da rat,
dat,
informed 2 da cop,
dat,
i wuz bringin n keyz,
wen i wuz just fuckin wit treez,
infectin da mic witta deadly deceez,
dog pleez,
deez niggaz aint nuffin but fleaz

oDoUoSoKo
08-09-2007, 09:44 PM
rhyming is not all
content wise in a haiku
that the reader reads.

Nickel
08-24-2007, 09:14 AM
First things first, I must
focus on your beautiful
eyes looking at me.

Nickel
08-24-2007, 09:19 AM
Once, I met a man
who had U-god's lips and skin
tone. He was so cute.

Nickel
08-24-2007, 09:22 AM
Memphis haiku: All In Together Now
I can not wait for
your album to drop. The world
of Hip-Hop is "dead."

I go by different aliases...

DRUNKENDRAGON
08-24-2007, 11:36 PM
wu tang is the best
i have no more bags of sess
must check couch for change

beautifulrock
08-25-2007, 12:10 AM
I dedicate this to lateshowhost

dude dude dude dude dude
dude dude dude dude dude dude dude
dude dude dude dude dude

oDoUoSoKo
08-25-2007, 01:37 PM
your momma dont
wear no draws i saw when she
took them off standing


on the well fare line
eating swine tryin to like fine
with her stank behind

Lil' Ruger
08-25-2007, 05:50 PM
Once, I met a man
who had U-god's lips and skin
tone. He was so cute.

fag fag fag fag fag
fag fag fag fag fag fag fag'
homo homo gay

Nickel
08-27-2007, 09:19 AM
First things first, I must
focus on your beautiful
eyes looking at me.

Nickel
08-27-2007, 09:24 AM
I can not recall
who was my "first love." I guess
I loved ya'll as one

Nickel
08-27-2007, 09:27 AM
R to da Z to
da A. I love your picture
that has "autograph"

oDoUoSoKo
08-27-2007, 10:24 AM
i come with that ol'
loco style for my vocals
couldnt peep it with

a pair of bi foc-
als, im no joker play me
as a joker be

be runnin like a
house on fire smoke ya, dude
be actin like the

gangs anyway be
like warriors come out and
pla-eyyay

Nickel
08-27-2007, 12:20 PM
You are like a small
hidden ninja. I still have
your picture and poem.

~"Memphis Smoke" haiku

Nickel
08-27-2007, 12:21 PM
My relationship
with Genius has nothing to
do with YOU at all.

Nickel
08-27-2007, 12:24 PM
Thinking about the
Inspectah Deck early this
morning. Saw photo

sprawled across the wall
He stands arms folded like he
has an agenda.

"Standing by the wall
Got my arms folded and twist
my body from side
to side. You want to hop in
the ride? I'm parked out in front."

~STREETZ haiku + tanka...("Top that B-Boys and B-Girls!")

Nickel
08-28-2007, 10:41 AM
8-27-2007

I was not able
to type on "your" computer.
Can start tomorrow

Nickel
08-28-2007, 10:42 AM
You are so fine, man!
I saw your little movie
I want to know more.

Nickel
08-28-2007, 10:44 AM
Masta Killa is
like the crouching dragon. I
see his sharp talons.

beautifulrock
08-28-2007, 10:49 AM
ghost sells crack all day
supreme clientele is made
where is superb now?

beautifulrock
08-28-2007, 10:51 AM
rza gza mef
masta inspectah dirty
raekwon u-god ghost

Nickel
08-28-2007, 10:51 AM
Even though you are FINE,
I still call you a god. I
hold you in high care.

beautifulrock
08-28-2007, 10:54 AM
oh cappadonna
emcee now cab driver man
sporting busted grill

beautifulrock
08-28-2007, 10:56 AM
hey mr Xcitement
not a very good album
redemption 2 soon?

Nickel
08-28-2007, 10:57 AM
I think you could be
a boxer with your python-
like arms. Strong and firm.
could hurt a man with those arms,
but keep a woman safely.

Nickel
08-29-2007, 01:10 PM
I wish I was born
with you as a twin. To grow
up with you is Heaven.

Nickel
08-29-2007, 01:11 PM
Wonder is the masked and
fearless duo are going
to team up on songs.

Nickel
08-29-2007, 01:14 PM
We miss you, Dirty
You were taken away too
soon. I love you, though.

chrome
08-29-2007, 02:24 PM
Impostures can’t count
Say sosouix is my sword
So sue me I’m bored

http://www.sosouix.net

LHX
09-01-2007, 09:03 AM
cool night breeze heads east
'Love Jones' on the speaker box
her nipples harden

mashqauck
09-01-2007, 06:00 PM
u god is the best
u god bring no stress to us
fuck hillside scramblers

EAGLE EYE
09-03-2007, 12:46 AM
stomach is growling
pantry is scarce and empty
rza please send grits

STYLE
09-25-2007, 11:16 PM
i met her online
we met in person last night
we fucked true story

is she just a ho?
or am i the slutty one?
my dick says fuck it!

shes giving me head
base to head, hole in her head
i'm holdin her head

x-rated haiku
lick your pussy, suck my dick
69, don't fart.

i skeet in your mouth
some runs down your chin like drool
now i can't kiss you
i want to write a nasty haiku poetry book now. lol

one more.....

she's kinda ugly
but i'd fuck her anyway
pussy ain't got no face

hahaaa

STYLE
09-25-2007, 11:25 PM
okay last one for real this time. lol

whats that funky stench?!?!
god damn girl! go wash your ass!
and use soap this time!

shinobi4227
10-22-2007, 07:19 AM
gza plus rza

its time for me to quiz ya

would you eat Ms. Rza?

Haikus don't rhyme

STYLE
01-12-2008, 02:50 AM
Haikus don't rhyme

why not?

shinobi4227
07-05-2008, 04:48 PM
i dunno, rhyming kinda makes it seem so eazy and weak. I thought haiku's was bout only the words you say and getting the beats right, not rhyming.

6 Chambaz
07-05-2008, 04:54 PM
pieces of feces
experimental exrement
people, let's all face the facts: RZA's a fool for Digi Snacks

shinobi4227
07-05-2008, 04:59 PM
^ that aint no fucking haiku, the first sentence of a haiku has 5 beats the second is 6 or 7 i think, and third is 5 again. Not 5, 9, 13.