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GhostfaceKillah199
07-28-2005, 07:35 PM
Mine has gotta be E-40's "Mack Minister" on his album "Tha Hall of Game", that shit is so damn hilarious, esp. the 10 commandments. shouts out to whoever that is on the skit for makin that up and to E Figgadale for bein a (very underrated)west coast legend with a consistant discography and rediculous wordplay. hit me up slimes with your favs. peace

TSA
07-28-2005, 08:02 PM
can't remember too many but the Fuck me one on ready to die is hilarious.

tical2000
07-28-2005, 08:05 PM
I like the skit on WU TANG FOREVER right before TRIUMPH on disc 2.......with the RZA talking, it gets me hyped to hear some WU

Bedlam
07-28-2005, 08:05 PM
Shark niggaz, no doubt

Fr@z
07-28-2005, 08:14 PM
I enjoyed that passage it was so beautifully written and full of metaphores and similes and arnolds.

Unforgiven
07-28-2005, 08:25 PM
Busta Rhymes has a few, like the white reporter looking for Flipmode artists but gets stomped by the big rasta, or the white dude getting bitched at by his parents about black music....

if you wanna listen to black music, i have sammy davis jr in the basement! DO YOUR HOMEWORK GOD DAMN IT!

Funk_Dock
07-29-2005, 04:34 AM
all of the ones on Necro's "Prefix for death" all funny as fuck

iNtell3kT
07-29-2005, 04:42 AM
"whata yall listeing to"
"uh uh we got that new 50 cent"
"50 cent!? whats poppin with yall niggas, yall aint got the northstar"
"naaaaaaaaaaaah"
"lame ass mutha fucks"
"whos you nigga? uhuhuhuh dont shoot!"
*POP POP POP POP*
"Calvin Cooler mutha fucka"

dooboy
07-29-2005, 04:53 AM
swollen members have some of the funniest skits i have ever heard like when they are ringing pizza stores and then ringing another store and putting them on conference call, everybody starts arguin ovber who phoned 1st, funny as fuck!!!

thoink its on the heavy album

Razorsharp
07-29-2005, 04:58 AM
The INFAMOUS LP....

Prodigy's skit...something like " ....you aint g0tta waste ya money on ya hospital bills or w/e... i aint a super nigga, im a skinny mutha fucka, itz all about who gets who first, you'll get shot, stabbed or knuckled down, one outta the 3"

to0 bad Mobb Deep sold out, *TEARZ*

JOHNNY_TICAL
07-29-2005, 05:17 AM
My Favorite Skit Is The Intro 2 M-e-t-h-o-d Man.. !!! // Shit Is Funny As Fuck..!!!!

Peace..!!!

SurreaL
07-29-2005, 07:01 AM
Jada's kiss the game goodbye - 7) Stick Yourself (Skit) * Stick yourslef tony, STICK YOURSELF............ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... STICK YOURSELF TONY!!!!..................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH. Shit's funny as fuck when they blow him up.

Tage
07-29-2005, 07:17 AM
Busta Rhymes has a few, like the white reporter looking for Flipmode artists but gets stomped by the big rasta, or the white dude getting bitched at by his parents about black music....

if you wanna listen to black music, i have sammy davis jr in the basement! DO YOUR HOMEWORK GOD DAMN IT!


^yeh, hahaha.. thats a pro skit. probs my fav too... that reminds me i might dload some busta..

9th Warrior
07-29-2005, 07:40 AM
i like the one on 6 Feet Deep when theyre trying to get a kid to say "Gravediggaz". i think its at the beginning of "Here Comes the Gravediggaz"

dns
07-29-2005, 07:56 AM
I like the skit on WU TANG FOREVER right before TRIUMPH on disc 2.......with the RZA talking, it gets me hyped to hear some WUco-sign

MILF DOOM
07-29-2005, 12:25 PM
$20 dollar sack pyramind from Chronic

Analyze
07-29-2005, 01:50 PM
The intro to Can it be off OB4CL, not my all time fav but one the best. I like the mad rapper joints too. Brooklyn Zoo was tight too.

Wu Forever

Mankunean
07-29-2005, 02:36 PM
Woodrow The Base Head off supreme clientele track 10 & Clyde Smith track 20 off the same album

Both as deep as you and yours

R3beLuTionAry
07-29-2005, 02:39 PM
The Pick My Gun Up Skit on Rugged Man's album.. LMAO

BRONZBODY
07-29-2005, 02:39 PM
l.a.s.m.(ladies against sexist muthafuckaz) off the black sheep album.classic shit.also to whom it may concern off the same album,they sing fuck you for like 4 minutes...

P3T3R BARK3R
07-29-2005, 05:40 PM
the busta rhymes skit (i think it was on the last album or on genesis, i can't remember exactly) where he is at a party totally drunk and a bitch picks him up and when they fuck he starts to throw up on her
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:


but anyway this question is so hard.
they should release compilations like "the 50 best skits in hiphop" part 1-10 or something like that;)

GhostfaceKillah199
07-29-2005, 07:45 PM
^ true that to the compilation and yeah that busta skit/prelude is classic, funny as fuck then slides into one of the best songs he ever made(Bad Dreams). I gotta shout out Sean Paul's "Examples Of Things Not To Do In Bed", I do love his ish, but even if you hate him you have to atleast download that skit, it's hilarious. peace

RynMur
07-29-2005, 08:02 PM
$20 dollar sack pyramind from Chronic
co-sign. the hood house skit of luda's first cd is pretty funny too.

SHRAP
07-29-2005, 10:00 PM
The Pick My Gun Up Skit on Rugged Man's album.. LMAO
hahah yea

the stick up off muddy waters the one on the bus with the dude singin i got a soda, my friend told me he actually sing that one and know all the voices with his stepsister playin the bitch "damn he got a big ass gun" so whenever i hear that one i think of that shit :lmao:

yea just listened to $20 sack pyramid cuz i never listened to the whole chronic, hahahah funny shit

Sicka than aidZ
07-29-2005, 10:09 PM
IRONMAN.....ILL put trade marks round your fuckin eyes

Cm0ney
07-29-2005, 11:14 PM
Pause 4 Porno off the chronic 2001. i laugh my ass off every time i hear it. "OH SHIT NIGGA IT'S ALL IN MY EYE"

deadlymelody
07-29-2005, 11:18 PM
Pause 4 Porno off the chronic 2001. i laugh my ass off every time i hear it. "OH SHIT NIGGA IT'S ALL IN MY EYE"

HAHA yeah

"Oh my god I cant see!"

kizzdogg
07-30-2005, 03:59 AM
"assbag" on styles p's album. that shit is so fuckin funny

Claustrofobic
07-31-2005, 04:02 PM
$20 dollar sack pyramind from Chronic
haha word, "Oh! Oh! Bitches I Wanna Fuck!!" "Oh! Things that niggaz say to get the pussy!!" Cracks me up


Can't believe no one named any of Luda's skits!! His skits are fucking classic:

- Come On Over
- Tickets Sold Out
- T-Baggin
- Howwhere
- Black Man's Struggle
-That skit of The Red Light District

Dupreez
07-31-2005, 04:08 PM
haha word, "Oh! Oh! Bitches I Wanna Fuck!!" "Oh! Things that niggaz say to get the pussy!!" Cracks me up


Can't believe no one named any of Luda's skits!! His skits are fucking classic:

- Come On Over
- Tickets Sold Out
- T-Baggin
- Howwhere
- Black Man's Struggle
-That skit of The Red Light District
^^^ For sure was just thinking about that. Cant really remeber the one but its when he saying "yeah he got his own buisness and shit................ROBBING MOTHERFUCKERS!! something like that but fucking cracks me up. The ticket sold out is also hilarious.

Claustrofobic
07-31-2005, 04:16 PM
Hahha word, "So hold up, the fuck am I doin this shit fo' then?" hahaha

tonystarkz
07-31-2005, 07:19 PM
shark niggas

Ink Is My Drink
07-31-2005, 07:22 PM
the start of disk 2 for wu forever