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LORD ZERO
08-13-2007, 03:01 AM
we all know theres some CRAPPY/SO CRAPPY U CANT HELP BUT LAUGH lines that are somehow memorable to us because it tells us what NOT to repeat or even try to mimic as an artist or listener. start puttin em down here yall.

i'll start it off w/
biggies "fuck em in da ass and dump em over the bridge" line, dont remember da whole thing but it had me like WDF when i first heard it

Ghost_Deini_
08-13-2007, 03:23 AM
i love you like i love my dick size.

NY_Mami
08-13-2007, 03:37 AM
Do ya pants have mirrors because I can see me in them- Gayo.......

HarlemDiplomat
08-13-2007, 03:44 AM
I love you like a fat kid loves cake - Bitchy Senseless

Dante
08-13-2007, 04:40 AM
i'll start it off w/
biggies "fuck em in da ass and dump em over the bridge" line, dont remember da whole thing but it had me like WDF when i first heard it


Dude that shit was raw as fuck.

Anyway, first thing that came to mind was DJ Paul's "Purple, purple, purple, down the yurple, yurple, yurple" or however the fuck it goes, that shit was just laughably pathetic.

noel411
08-13-2007, 06:12 AM
i love you like i love my dick size.
Cosign + "Vocab comin' out my ass like shit".

Suga Duga
08-13-2007, 06:24 AM
"I got more jewels than your jeweler" - Lil Wayne

Buzk
08-13-2007, 06:27 AM
"I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you're not"

Bg_Knocc_Out
08-13-2007, 06:29 AM
"I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dololy
I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say Holy Moly
Here come the coroner get 'em, play Rolly Poley"

Cam'ron

beautifulrock
08-13-2007, 06:31 AM
Yeah.., all ya'll can see is the back of my jersey
Blowin' in the wind, goin' back to Jersey
Off to Brooklyn, left you back in Jersey
I was doin' a buck 90 like a throwback jersey


fuckin freemurda

beardman
08-13-2007, 08:08 AM
A lot of Dipset. Especially Cam'ron.

Also Tony Yayo, The Game (Higher (The mariah line)).
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Exodus
08-13-2007, 08:50 AM
Dipset and Lil Wayne have this thread on lock

"I'm flyer than an ostrich" - Juelz Santana

"First off, I'm about my dough and cheese
Just call me a slice of pizza
Yup- I'll be your pizza guy
Deliver your pizza pie" - Juelz

"My gun is hotter than the stove it's on,
So hot, even I thought the stove was on (whoa!)
But the stove was off" - Juelz

"and I bang it well, slang it well, shave it well
Hell, you looking at the preview of “The Matrix 12” - Juelz

"i told my son don't play wit the stranger's candies/cuz them the strangest candies" - Juelz

"Yo!
I'm doper than dope than doper than doper than dope
I'm closer to dope than acutal dope is to dope
I roll it and smoke and I know its potent to smoke (Coughs)
Take coke to the boat, the boat to the ocean and float" - Juelz

"Who want with I? You want it with I?
I'll shoot one in your eye, You'll lose one of your eyes" - Juelz

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/" - Cam'ron

"Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam" - Cam'ron

"I was obsessed with cookie,
I want to sex a cookie,
She said forget the nookie,
Wipe my nose go get them boogies." - Cam'ron

"Then theres another bitch her name was Iesha
she ride that dick good and make a mean cheese pizza
One time it was so good I told her to order one mo'
She said its not Domino's its DiGiorno's" - Lil Wayne

"Last week I met a bitch but I forgot her name
Short sweet red cute ole vibrant thang
She got a earing in her pussy and everywhere else
She said she jog everyday so she can cum on herself
Then she tell me my love is the best she felt
and she sucked my dick like its about to melt
she drink vitamin water say its good for her health
she can wrap my whole dick around her waist like a belt" - Lil Wayne

WuGambino
08-13-2007, 09:20 AM
plus my aunt shirley,aunt beverly, aunt claie, and aunt jean
got so many aunties we could have an auntie team

Worst line ever.

Edit: I concede, some of those Juelz lyrics posted above far outweigh this in wackness. This is still a wack line though.

Lil' Ruger
08-13-2007, 09:22 AM
I love you like a fat kid loves cake - Bitchy Senseless

that line was good and funny

DJMethods
08-13-2007, 09:35 AM
"I can make a mil sayin nothing on the track" - MIMS (is it?).

the whole track he says nothing to, and probably made a shitload. he told people he was shit and they bought it.

BGS
08-13-2007, 10:07 AM
Yeah.., all ya'll can see is the back of my jersey
Blowin' in the wind, goin' back to Jersey
Off to Brooklyn, left you back in Jersey
I was doin' a buck 90 like a throwback jersey


fuckin freemurda

CO-SIGN!!

plus

Come on, let's cut the crap, money
I've been gettin' this rap money
Crack money, stack money, I'm tryin' to get that Shaq money
That Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Michael Jack' money
Five hundred mill' and better, dog, yeah, now that's money
Act funny, ya'll make me laugh (haha)
Frontin' like you tough, you softer than a baby's ass
These lazy ass labels -- fuck you! Pay me cash
My crazy path promoted me into a Mercedes class

damn wack as hell

Guarded By Martyrs
08-13-2007, 11:18 AM
Most stuff that Ja-Rule says
Can't think of one because he is wack and I don't listen to him.

Noreaga "Only white girl I'd fuck is Pamela Lee" ~ What an idiot

LiquidWordz
08-13-2007, 11:25 AM
You aint got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me - Canibus

Exodus
08-13-2007, 12:07 PM
You aint got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me - Canibus

lol, I swear I was about to add that

I was waiting for someone to adlib "no homo" in the background of that song after he said that line!

Nick Fury
08-13-2007, 01:38 PM
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
okayyyyyyyyyyyy
whaaaaaaaaaattttt - we all know who

Sean
08-13-2007, 02:09 PM
plus my aunt shirley,aunt beverly, aunt claie, and aunt jean
got so many aunties we could have an auntie team

Bwaaahahahahahaha! Who said that?

J.T.S.
08-13-2007, 02:44 PM
Camrom

Yesterday Cardan took me out to get my ass eaten/
told em nigga you past freaking/



Jay z

Ask me about anything these rappers live ma i did that//
Jewelry, cars cribs, did that//

Jadakiss

If youv'e been wearing the same clothes for a year youv'e been doing your thing//

Juelz

Ol' man screamed what's up sonny ya chains blindin' me
It makes cloudy days sunny..

NY_Mami
08-13-2007, 03:00 PM
Dipset and Lil Wayne have this thread on lock

"I'm flyer than an ostrich" - Juelz Santana


Do Ostriches even fly??????????............

LORD ZERO
08-13-2007, 03:06 PM
"Yo!
I'm doper than dope than doper than doper than dope
I'm closer to dope than acutal dope is to dope
I roll it and smoke and I know its potent to smoke (Coughs)
Take coke to the boat, the boat to the ocean and float" - Juelz
^^^-dies again-

LORD ZERO
08-13-2007, 03:07 PM
this thread should be stickied, this could go on forever almost lol

LORD ZERO
08-13-2007, 03:11 PM
"Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam" - Cam'ron

LMAO

NY_Mami
08-13-2007, 03:12 PM
"Yo!
I'm doper than dope than doper than doper than dope
I'm closer to dope than acutal dope is to dope
I roll it and smoke and I know its potent to smoke (Coughs)
Take coke to the boat, the boat to the ocean and float" - Juelz
^^^-dies again-

Just sad...... that shit is actually substituted as real Hip-Hop..... .::SMDH::.

LORD ZERO
08-13-2007, 03:14 PM
^^^its Sad But Funny As Shit At Da Same Time

NY_Mami
08-13-2007, 03:22 PM
^^^its Sad But Funny As Shit At Da Same Time

It is funny but pathetic....

11th Chamber
08-13-2007, 10:06 PM
"The Vida Guerra Sidekick hacker" - Ras Kass

I win.

djskillz
08-13-2007, 10:22 PM
This bitch that bitch, nigga here's the deal
Crunchy ain't runnin round here fakin deals
Crunchy runnin round here tryna get a mil
While you fakin a deal, it don't cost nothin to be real
All you gotta do is keep that shit real
Don't be runnin round here hollarin you got deals
Don't be runnin round here hollarin that you will kill
It don't cost nothing to be real
But it cost when you kill

- Crunchy Black

Deal = 4x

Real = 3x

Kill = 2x

Mill = 1x

baritone
08-13-2007, 10:24 PM
you look so good, i'll suck on ya daddy's dick- big

NY_Mami
08-13-2007, 10:27 PM
you look so good, i'll suck on ya daddy's dick- big

Y'all aint never gonna let that one go...... LOL....

brown_dogg
08-14-2007, 12:02 AM
^^ that's a pretty miserable big line.

that should've just been kept in his head.

LORD ZERO
08-14-2007, 12:13 AM
^^^true!

NY_Mami
08-14-2007, 01:00 AM
^^ that's a pretty miserable big line.

that should've just been kept in his head.

Probably.... It would made more sense if it came from MC Lyte....

Classic
08-14-2007, 01:08 AM
"i'm runnin this, and i can jump the hurtles,
i feel like i'm racin a bunch of little turtles
keep a bandana like the ninja turtles
i'm like a turtle when i sip the purple"
-Lil Wayne

Bg_Knocc_Out
08-14-2007, 01:56 AM
^WoooooooW, best rapper alive....

NY_Mami
08-14-2007, 02:20 AM
"i'm runnin this, and i can jump the hurtles,
i feel like i'm racin a bunch of little turtles
keep a bandana like the ninja turtles
i'm like a turtle when i sip the purple"
-Lil Wayne

That's y'all best rapper alive right????......... .::SMDH::.

bloodyhookz
08-14-2007, 12:25 PM
I heard some pretty pathetic lines in my life but I can pretty much say that every Lil Wayne verse is garbage!!!

GhettoGnom
08-14-2007, 01:00 PM
Dipset and Lil Wayne have this thread on lock

"I'm flyer than an ostrich" - Juelz Santana

"First off, I'm about my dough and cheese
Just call me a slice of pizza
Yup- I'll be your pizza guy
Deliver your pizza pie" - Juelz

"My gun is hotter than the stove it's on,
So hot, even I thought the stove was on (whoa!)
But the stove was off" - Juelz

"and I bang it well, slang it well, shave it well
Hell, you looking at the preview of “The Matrix 12” - Juelz

"i told my son don't play wit the stranger's candies/cuz them the strangest candies" - Juelz

"Yo!
I'm doper than dope than doper than doper than dope
I'm closer to dope than acutal dope is to dope
I roll it and smoke and I know its potent to smoke (Coughs)
Take coke to the boat, the boat to the ocean and float" - Juelz

"Who want with I? You want it with I?
I'll shoot one in your eye, You'll lose one of your eyes" - Juelz

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/" - Cam'ron

"Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam" - Cam'ron

"I was obsessed with cookie,
I want to sex a cookie,
She said forget the nookie,
Wipe my nose go get them boogies." - Cam'ron

"Then theres another bitch her name was Iesha
she ride that dick good and make a mean cheese pizza
One time it was so good I told her to order one mo'
She said its not Domino's its DiGiorno's" - Lil Wayne

"Last week I met a bitch but I forgot her name
Short sweet red cute ole vibrant thang
She got a earing in her pussy and everywhere else
She said she jog everyday so she can cum on herself
Then she tell me my love is the best she felt
and she sucked my dick like its about to melt
she drink vitamin water say its good for her health
she can wrap my whole dick around her waist like a belt" - Lil Wayne

lmao word.

Shaolin Mastah
08-14-2007, 02:46 PM
"Open my mouth in sunlight illuminates the dark" - Paul Wall

I wonder if these guys think about the shit they say. Or if there ghostwriter was playing a prank on them that day

DR. NICK RIVIERA
08-14-2007, 03:31 PM
"My gun is hotter than the stove it's on,
So hot, even I thought the stove was on (whoa!)
But the stove was off" - Juelz


funniest wack lines ever HAHAHAHAHAHA

BRONZBODY
08-14-2007, 06:17 PM
Do ya pants have mirrors because I can see me in them- Gayo.......damn thats bad

BRONZBODY
08-14-2007, 06:34 PM
i get head and dive right in da coupe
while u kissin her from neck and thigh right in ya coupe

wack murder

TSA
08-14-2007, 07:02 PM
"I can make a mil sayin nothing on the track" - MIMS (is it?).

the whole track he says nothing to, and probably made a shitload. he told people he was shit and they bought it.


well obviously it was a dope line cause he DID make a million saying nothing on a track.


plus if you've ever seen the movie pootie tang...

HarlemDiplomat
08-14-2007, 07:05 PM
you look so good, i'll suck on ya daddy's dick- big

that line still makes me wonder...

Shaolin Mastah
08-14-2007, 11:05 PM
"Freemurda dick longer than the OJ trial"

God Freemurder sucks

HANZO
08-17-2007, 09:27 PM
juelz and wayne are the front runners here. i cant see any other rapper come up with more shit than they do.

NY_Mami
08-17-2007, 09:50 PM
juelz and wayne are the front runners here. i cant see any other rapper come up with more shit than they do.

I remember this fool I know, swear he can rap.... and tried to rap like Cam'ron....

"I got timbs on my feet/ when I walk down the street/ all the girls look at me/ because I got timbs on my feet"

I still remember that B.S. like it was yesterday....

But ALLTIME favorite worst rap line was that freestyle Tyrese (or should I say Black Ty) did for HOT 97 a while back.... that shit HORRIBLE....

CharlesJones
08-18-2007, 03:11 PM
Sucker mc's really make me sick. I'm so bad, i can suck my own dick-LL Cool J. That's gay to say you can suck your own dick. I don't know why LL said that. LOL@those lyrics that the dude up above posted by Juelz Santana hahahahahahahahahahaha. Camron's lyrics are terrible and so is Little Wayne's lyrics.

Gigy
08-18-2007, 03:32 PM
"My gun is hotter than the stove it's on,
So hot, even I thought the stove was on (whoa!)
But the stove was off" - Juelz


"and I bang it well, slang it well, shave it well
Hell, you looking at the preview of “The Matrix 12” - Juelz


"i told my son don't play wit the stranger's candies/cuz them the strangest candies" - Juelz


"Who want with I? You want it with I?
I'll shoot one in your eye, You'll lose one of your eyes" - Juelz

There is NOTHING that can make me laugh more than these...
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

NY_Mami
08-18-2007, 03:44 PM
There is NOTHING that can make me laugh more than these...
:lmao::lmao::lmao:


VH1 should do a show on the Dumbest Rap Lines EVER!!!!!...... Just like the Dumbest Quotes......

DJMethods
08-18-2007, 04:18 PM
well obviously it was a dope line cause he DID make a million saying nothing on a track.


plus if you've ever seen the movie pootie tang...

admitting to being shit is dope? sure thing

wu4life
08-18-2007, 04:30 PM
make em say UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHH naaa naa naaa naa na naaa master p

Gigy
08-18-2007, 04:56 PM
VH1 should do a show on the Dumbest Rap Lines EVER!!!!!...... Just like the Dumbest Quotes......
I'm telling you... if they do something like that, it's a best-seller, automatically!
And a downfall for soooo many rappers...
*rubs her hands and smiles*

NY_Mami
08-18-2007, 11:35 PM
I'm telling you... if they do something like that, it's a best-seller, automatically!
And a downfall for soooo many rappers...
*rubs her hands and smiles*


Hell yea....... and Juelz Santana, Lil' Whoopie, and Cam'ron would have the most on the list....

merde
08-19-2007, 04:52 AM
"I am hard like my dick"

The Hound
08-19-2007, 06:59 AM
call me tiger coz i live in the woods - master p

LuckyTheWonderDog
08-19-2007, 07:09 AM
Yeah.., all ya'll can see is the back of my jersey
Blowin' in the wind, goin' back to Jersey
Off to Brooklyn, left you back in Jersey
I was doin' a buck 90 like a throwback jersey


fuckin freemurda

Yeah, of all the demo tapes and shit RZA must hear, he promotes that guy....

As for RZA himself, I thought some of his lyric on Biochemical Equation was pretty terrible.

"Evicted by the pressures of life, at every vital point
Still, I wouldn't give an oint'
Or, flinch an inch, or pitch a pinch
Off the pie, or every try to try your winch"

What the fuck?

HarlemDiplomat
08-19-2007, 08:03 AM
"Unload the clip, click
Watch my favorite color drip, drip
Don't slip, slip
Juelz... dip, dip"

Santana has fallen off supremely over the years...

DR. NICK RIVIERA
08-19-2007, 08:40 AM
[RZA]
Bobby Digital back on the set
Watch girl's pussies get wet wet wet wet wet
Drip drip drip drip, drop drop drop drop
Hip-hop you just can't stop stop stop stop
Watch my glock glock glock glock glock
It goes pop pop pop pop pop


(thanks for the reminder....if u ask me, maybe it sounded like an good idea, but it isn't)

HarlemDiplomat
08-19-2007, 09:36 AM
Yeah, of all the demo tapes and shit RZA must hear, he promotes that guy....

As for RZA himself, I thought some of his lyric on Biochemical Equation was pretty terrible.

"Evicted by the pressures of life, at every vital point
Still, I wouldn't give an oint'
Or, flinch an inch, or pitch a pinch
Off the pie, or every try to try your winch"

What the fuck?

Yo... that song Biochemical Equation was actually very deep.

His Biochemical equation is his soul, now with that in mind go back and read those lyrics and the rest of the song...

LuckyTheWonderDog
08-19-2007, 09:49 AM
Yo... that song Biochemical Equation was actually very deep.

His Biochemical equation is his soul, now with that in mind go back and read those lyrics and the rest of the song...

Doesn't matter if they're deep if they sound crap. Write a book if you wanna be deep but can't rhyme it nicely.

MaXiMus Da MaNtis
08-19-2007, 12:31 PM
I Hold A Cannon Like My Name Is Nick


Silk Tha Shocker......Worst To Ever Grab A Mic

Exodus
09-09-2007, 08:12 PM
ok, I just had to bump this after finding this 50 quote -

"If my record sales slow, I'm a show you my dick"

KBOS
09-11-2007, 12:19 AM
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly


... yes soulja boy, that shit was indeed ugly

LORD ZERO
09-11-2007, 12:31 AM
^^^very

BRONZBODY
09-11-2007, 03:34 AM
co signin da co signer^^^


why is dat dut famous???.................dont answer that........

-IrOnBuLL-
09-11-2007, 09:14 AM
"young black n famous/havin money hangin the anus"- mase in "can't nobody hold me down

^^stupid ass line there. possibly the worst to me

Ghost_Deini_
09-12-2007, 01:15 AM
"but like, sex was on my mind like, cum was in my pants.."

.............

just guess who..

CITY ZEEKER
09-12-2007, 03:12 PM
"had the armpits shaved off perfect with the nair" - rza on nutmeg

brown_dogg
09-12-2007, 03:52 PM
^^ rza never fails to disappoint me in terms of lyrics.

CITY ZEEKER
09-12-2007, 06:52 PM
well that lyric right there just had me laughing... i dont know im not a big rza head but if he keeps up with them lines ill never find out.

Exodus
09-12-2007, 07:03 PM
Told you Dipset had this thread on lock -

I got a whole selection, a whole collection
A ho selection of my ho collection

They the paparrazi, they the livest posses
Kamakazi, nazi, nazi, copy papi
I'm a baller baller, you're not at all a baller
That's why I scored your daughter, left her home, call her, call her

both from the same song by Juelz

T4R1K
09-12-2007, 07:10 PM
Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
And beg the bitch to let you sleep on the house

2pac

fortyglock
09-12-2007, 07:16 PM
'You wanna search me then search me but hurry up cos im thirsty' - Havoc from Outta Control Remix by Fiddy