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Shaolin Mastah
08-22-2007, 06:54 PM
Who in your mind is the best punchline emcee now?

I think it is Celph Titled:
"You kill an unborn baby, but you still couldn't defeat-us"

oDoUoSoKo
08-22-2007, 07:09 PM
hmmm....no.

mofo
08-22-2007, 07:19 PM
No offense, but that shit was pure unadulterated Tony Yayoness.

Spectrum7glr
08-22-2007, 07:40 PM
true, it's not really cool

Dr Sleepwalker
08-22-2007, 08:11 PM
Copywrite is the man with punchlines..

if i can remmeber, he had some shit like...

'I'm dope with no label/
Punchlines, like im mad at the coke on the table/'

pea2e

Jimmy Focus
08-22-2007, 08:16 PM
^ thts dope

Meta4
08-22-2007, 09:27 PM
Yeah Copy is nice with the punches
"Shoot my load 10 feet and they said I'd never come this far".

Imma give it to Jadakiss though and on top of that Kiss is all around fuckin illness.

Kenny Powers
08-22-2007, 10:01 PM
Immortal Tech
Eminem
Big L

TSA
08-22-2007, 11:44 PM
Eminem and Big L, as of last year for me punchline rapping got played the fuck out.


even the 2 i just named, the had completely different styles, but all the NY punchline rhymers all got the Murda Mookish flow and shit, and it's just played out now.

Erquel
08-22-2007, 11:48 PM
Big L

brown_dogg
08-22-2007, 11:56 PM
no way, no one else matters


only


Vakill.


"Vakill’s like Columbians sittin’ in a circle; my name has a ‘dope ring’ to it"

“I pulled bricks from the walls of my imagination and threw them through the window of opportunity”

“Competitions are like parking spots good ones hard to find everything else is handicapped”

"But some of y’all is riding dicks and don’t know it like a date rape drug”

"so many Makavelli mini me’s in the game it’s a F*ckin outbreak of smallpox(small pacs)”

“You couldn’t make headlines with raised eyebrows”

“Pussy n***az develop X-chromosomes when the chrome is shown"

"“Recognize deaths sudden backups like surfin’ for porn with 2 left buttons/ you ain’t got the right click to save ass.”

""I’m a pimp…pussy falls in my lap like a strip full of clumsy crippled bitches" -

“last year n*ggas albums did more flopping than a Vlade Divac season”

"Take my brain off safety and watch my *Eyedeas* drop *Shells* in Blaze Battle fashion"

“Put your money where your mouth is and I'll show you a dick with a bad case of paper cuts”

noel411
08-23-2007, 04:52 AM
as of last year for me punchline rapping got played the fuck out.
For me it "got played the fuck out" about 5 years ago.

LuckyTheWonderDog
08-23-2007, 06:27 AM
Big L all day long.

SKANK HILL
08-23-2007, 06:27 AM
Copywrite is the man with punchlines..

if i can remmeber, he had some shit like...

'I'm dope with no label/
Punchlines, like im mad at the coke on the table/'

pea2e
that whole song is full of dope shit

"like a mute mail man i don't talk i deliver"

Buzk
08-23-2007, 08:05 AM
Eminem, Meth, Immortal Technique

LuckyTheWonderDog
08-23-2007, 08:11 AM
Copywrite is the man with punchlines..

if i can remmeber, he had some shit like...

'I'm dope with no label/
Punchlines, like im mad at the coke on the table/'

pea2e

What's the track? Can you up it?

Dante
08-23-2007, 08:39 AM
Big L

-IrOnBuLL-
08-23-2007, 09:54 AM
i give it to serius jones
he got REAL CLEVER punchlines imo

check out his battle wit big ace. serius was ill n funny wit the punches

SaqurakiHanamichi
08-23-2007, 10:13 AM
jadakiss or cassidy

O-U-NONE
08-23-2007, 10:30 AM
Lloyd Banks Use To Be With The Punchlines

J.T.S.
08-23-2007, 12:06 PM
Big L

I second that along wit chino xl, big daddy kane, and Redman.

GhettoGnom
08-23-2007, 02:31 PM
Chino XL, Vakill, Copywrite, Big L & Celph Titled

DR. NICK RIVIERA
08-23-2007, 02:51 PM
y is nobody mentioning cam'ron

lol

SKANK HILL
08-24-2007, 02:41 AM
What's the track? Can you up it?

http://www.zshare.net/audio/3289038a6147aa/

thieves world

Suga Duga
08-24-2007, 03:08 AM
Harlem's Finest all the way

LuckyTheWonderDog
08-24-2007, 03:08 AM
http://www.zshare.net/audio/3289038a6147aa/

thieves world

Thanks.

Another classic is Madd Skillz by Lords Of The Underground. Any track containing these lines must be worth a listen:

"People said i'm tasty, they didn't tell no lies
I'm better with the mic than ya Grandma is with pies"

Hahahah!

J-Cee
08-24-2007, 03:29 AM
many dope ones..for me

Jadakiss
Papoose
Eminem

some others i cant think of right now 2

Guarded By Martyrs
08-24-2007, 09:43 AM
Who in your mind is the best punchline emcee now?

I think it is Celph Titled:
"You kill an unborn baby, but you still couldn't defeat-us"

Yes Celph Titled came srtaight in my head as soon as I saw this thread~

"When You'r Casket Drops They'll Have Plenty Of Dirt To Put On You
After That Sex-Change...I Guess You Not The Man Now
Cut Off You'r Arms You The Best Emcee Hands Down"

~

"I'm In The Barhroom With A Tommy Gun Droppin' Gangsta Shit"

~

"Let Me Put These Fucking Words In You'r Head Real Simple & Plain
My Gun Will Make You Levitate In The Streets I'm David Blaine"

~

The Bruce Willis Of Rap I Got Die-Hard Fans
Right With Knief Sharp Hand Slicing You'r Fam"

~

"I'm Always Getting A Suntan On My Gun Hand
Cos I Keep The Burner Out Ready To Blaze Scorchin' Lead At You'r Fam"

~

"Get You'r Gualstone Put In A Jar In The Lab
Even The Coroner Got Sick And Had To Barth In A Bag
You'r Boyfriend Said You Was A Marvellous Fag
And In Drag Thoyght You Was God Like The Carpenters Dad"

~

"I'm A Motherfucking Legend In The Streets And I Don't Care About Rap
When My Gun Goes Of They Cal Me Grand Master Flash"

beardman
08-24-2007, 09:48 AM
Immortal Technique for sure :)
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vapir no2 (http://no2vaporizers.com)

Shaolin Mastah
08-24-2007, 10:18 AM
Yes Celph Titled came srtaight in my head as soon as I saw this thread~

"When You'r Casket Drops They'll Have Plenty Of Dirt To Put On You
After That Sex-Change...I Guess You Not The Man Now
Cut Off You'r Arms You The Best Emcee Hands Down"

~

"I'm In The Barhroom With A Tommy Gun Droppin' Gangsta Shit"

~

"Let Me Put These Fucking Words In You'r Head Real Simple & Plain
My Gun Will Make You Levitate In The Streets I'm David Blaine"

~

The Bruce Willis Of Rap I Got Die-Hard Fans
Right With Knief Sharp Hand Slicing You'r Fam"

~

"I'm Always Getting A Suntan On My Gun Hand
Cos I Keep The Burner Out Ready To Blaze Scorchin' Lead At You'r Fam"

~

"Get You'r Gualstone Put In A Jar In The Lab
Even The Coroner Got Sick And Had To Barth In A Bag
You'r Boyfriend Said You Was A Marvellous Fag
And In Drag Thoyght You Was God Like The Carpenters Dad"

~

"I'm A Motherfucking Legend In The Streets And I Don't Care About Rap
When My Gun Goes Of They Cal Me Grand Master Flash"

finally someone agrees with me

LuckyTheWonderDog
08-24-2007, 10:41 AM
^^ I reckon some of them aren't great. They're kinda obvious, like the Die Hard one for instance.

When I think of great punchlines, I think stuff like Big L's legendary:

Ask Beavis I get nuttin but head

DJMethods
08-24-2007, 10:45 AM
John Cena easily

Either him or Iron Solomon

venex
08-24-2007, 11:01 AM
lord finesse

Guarded By Martyrs
08-24-2007, 12:32 PM
Celph Titled makes me laugh all the time as well

~

"I Make Evil Kenevil Music...I Come Trough Stunting"

~

"Shoot At You'r Chicago Fitted And Knock You'r Sox Off"

~
Pull The Pins Out Verse 1~

"Back with the kill death murder
you better check your computers
I won't ever cheat on my bitch
but I'll still sleep with a luger
you can see my reflection in the chrome it stays blazin'
I guess my gangsta's all smoke and mirrors
kidnap you in the basement with hatchets and cleavers
so every time after that you hearin the wu tang torture skit
and you havin a seizure
fuck your street cred I'll turn your street red
or skin the head of a skinhead
celph titled and ES raisin hell with our pinhead
its been said the pharaohs immortalize rhymes
we kept heist plans in a cracker keeper, that's organized crime
you might arrive in a stretch limo tinted out
but you'll leave on a stretcher linen with no mouth, neck broken and ribs stickin out!"

~

Pull The ins Out Verse 2~

"I wish a motherfucker would yap their lips
cause when I rap a loaded clip
either way that you look at it
a mack's about to spit
crack houses, i'm out with
real killas not rappers
who keep pumps on our lap like we inflicted with asthma
addicted to disaster, every last bullet, I ain't savin none
can't say hi to my neighbors cause I might wave a gun
aim at the sun and you can shoot for the stars
put on your beat and we'll turn it off
won't even let it loop for a bar
we known to give your head an obstruction
preach death and destruction
cop diesel when I cock the eagle
and thats not for nothin
my shots always hit their target after the smoke sprays
cause we store bullets in cat shelters so theres no strays"

Meta4
08-24-2007, 05:53 PM
Yeah that Celph one "We keep heist plans in a trapper keeper, that's organized crime" had me rollin the first time I heard it.

White_Mouse
08-24-2007, 06:37 PM
hmm...lets see i have to say that "Lord Finesse" still has me bugging on some of his lines...but RIGHT NOW i'm going to say "Chino XL"

"me and "T-Bone" we the bomb/
we keep it real like the "black eyed peas" before they added that blonde//"

^^Dope ass line!!!

Rooty P
08-24-2007, 08:08 PM
If Big L doesn't come first and foremost in the mind when talking about punchline rappers, you must not know who he is.

Guarded By Martyrs
08-27-2007, 12:36 PM
What about this one~

Virtuoso:

"I'm The Curse 2 Dead Lee...Like Brandon & Bruce"

It took me a while too clock this one I just though he mean't~

"I'm The Curse Too Deadly Like Brandon & Bruce"

Heavy Line None The Less.

oDoUoSoKo
08-27-2007, 02:15 PM
ya big l was amazin....celph is good too tho.

chiba
08-27-2007, 02:52 PM
lord finess
show and ag
fabolous...yes i said it...
biggie
big pun
vakill
big l
etc etc

Sleep Sinatra
08-27-2007, 08:29 PM
i agree wit showbiz an ag they do got some ill ones....

like show for example on "live hard die harder"

"he was layin in the street heart dont gotta beat// accapella he asleep" or sumhtin like that....

but hands donw it's GOTTA b vakill or big L as the dopest punchline rappers ever

chiba
08-28-2007, 08:35 AM
i agree wit showbiz an ag they do got some ill ones....

like show for example on "live hard die harder"

"he was layin in the street heart dont gotta beat// accapella he asleep" or sumhtin like that....

but hands donw it's GOTTA b vakill or big L as the dopest punchline rappers ever

:b:b:b:b

:beer:

Tecknowledgist
08-28-2007, 11:47 AM
I gotta go with Big L

But I'm really feeling Celph right now.

"I don't have to use God's name in vain to get my soldiers to blas-fo-me"

"Unload the MP5 and leave your studio sprayed
And have blood squirtin' out your head like Coolio's braids"

"I won't never cheat on my bitch but I'll still sleep with a Luger"

Eso had some goods one too

"Write a rap on the map, and show you Hell on Earth!"

"Yo Esoteric, when you bringin' the pain son?"
"It's probably gettin' done as we speak like Jenna Jame-son"

"We spit that fire, muthafuckas
To leave you lookin' like dude on the Legacy of Blood cover."

A.O.T.P. baby! Crown will always belong to Big L though.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
08-28-2007, 01:06 PM
big l muther fuckers!

SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS
08-28-2007, 02:02 PM
definitely Big L and Celph Titled right now