View Full Version : Man Could Face 30 Yrs For Stealing Donut........[u Gotta Be Fuckin Kiddin Me]

10-09-2007, 01:21 AM
FARMINGTON, Mo. (AP) - A man who admits swiping a 52-cent doughnut from a Missouri convenience store could be in big, big trouble. Authorities say he also shoved the clerk who tried to stop him.

Scott Masters has been charged with felony second-degree robbery and, given his criminal record, he could land in the clink for 30 years to life.

Masters denies touching the female worker in an interview with the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. He calls being charged with a strong-arm robbery over a doughnut "impossible."

But the police chief and the county prosecutor aren't buying his version. And they insist it's not about the doughnut, but about the shove.

For Masters' part, he didn't even get to enjoy his ill-gotten gains. He says he threw the doughnut away as he fled.

10-09-2007, 01:30 AM
the courts need to get their fucking priorities straight

10-09-2007, 03:45 AM
This is what we rely on ladies and gentleman, the fantastic American judicial system. Shit is a fucking joke, a big hysterical joke.

Mumm Ra
10-09-2007, 02:31 PM
what kind of fucked up hell hole of life do these people mutate out of to have the capacity to think someone deserves 30 years for that shit.

10-09-2007, 03:47 PM
seriously this must be against human rights laws.

10-10-2007, 01:19 AM
knuckle heads

niggas wit records need to stop doin dum shit

10-12-2007, 03:37 PM
LOL! I guess you have to be nice to the donuts!