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MAYOR QUIMBY
10-23-2007, 11:53 AM
When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

Chief 'Broom
10-23-2007, 11:56 AM
Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-23-2007, 11:59 AM
Hahahaha...emperor you obviously have some s&m issueS

WARPATH
10-23-2007, 11:59 AM
When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

That's fucking disgusting.

Ya_Bane
10-23-2007, 12:00 PM
When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?


wow..


Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.


lol

DJMethods
10-23-2007, 12:02 PM
HAHAHAHA.. empories needs to hook up with IlzPotent

MAYOR QUIMBY
10-23-2007, 12:04 PM
For real! Thats what i used to do back in the day, there has to be someone else that did this. I never even knew you could stroke your bean stick.

begongo
10-23-2007, 12:06 PM
can you still do it ? or it only worked back then?

DJMethods
10-23-2007, 12:07 PM
I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?

Ya_Bane
10-23-2007, 12:11 PM
*future nominee for classic-section*

urbanlegend
10-23-2007, 12:21 PM
what




the







fuck.

Bis Fan
10-23-2007, 12:24 PM
I been humpin pillows since before kindergarten :mmmyah:

Bis Fan
10-23-2007, 12:30 PM
I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?

He has really short arms

He's lying about his left elbow. So it must have been his middle finger on his left hand.

Lol at this clown sploogin from shaolin finger jabbin his abdomen :lmao:

Robert
10-23-2007, 12:31 PM
ahaha...to the classics.....this is a joke right?

TSA
10-23-2007, 12:33 PM
that's impossible, i've been doing it for 4 minutes now

ironwizard
10-23-2007, 12:34 PM
wow... this is some weird shit... haha...

HANZO
10-23-2007, 12:36 PM
how da fuk did you discover this technique. doing an elbow drop on my dick sounds painful.

CherChezLaMarauder
10-23-2007, 12:37 PM
When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?


Don't ever take up prizefighting.

Koolish
10-23-2007, 01:28 PM
^ haha "HIT ME HARDER OH YEAH".

Buzk
10-23-2007, 01:32 PM
shits not working, you obviously have a very unique gift

TeknicelStylez
10-23-2007, 01:44 PM
WTF FSAFA you're a freak

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
10-23-2007, 02:02 PM
Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.

lmao

002
10-23-2007, 03:44 PM
that's impossible, i've been doing it for 4 minutes now

great thread :)

Prolifical ENG
10-23-2007, 03:54 PM
If you can still do it, go on the Howard Stern show.

Masta Chilla
10-23-2007, 04:01 PM
when i entered this forum and read the first posts i saw back then...
you know... i don't want to sound insulting but... i learned that there are some fuccin freaks here...

i can't imagine a guy cummin with this technique...

L~>1<~NKS
10-23-2007, 04:01 PM
HAHAHAHA.. empories needs to hook up with IlzPotent


No he don't.

MAYOR QUIMBY
10-23-2007, 04:59 PM
You guys can all go to hell....haha, for reals.....

x7fifteen4
10-23-2007, 06:22 PM
Sounds weird. However, I use to bust a nut by climbing poles when i was in elementary school.

Bg_Knocc_Out
10-23-2007, 06:30 PM
Lmfao, this is pretty fuckin' weird dog, no offense at all.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-23-2007, 06:38 PM
Play Knock out...


BODY BLOW


BODY BLOW


BUST A NUT

UPPERCUT!

Jet Set
10-23-2007, 06:40 PM
It's a wonder this was not covered in a high school movie yet.

Better copyright it before a new American Pie movie emerges

Sexy Jasper
10-23-2007, 07:36 PM
Real men get 100% naked when they jack off.

SKAMPOE
10-23-2007, 08:07 PM
ah yeah i usually punch my self in da jaw then close da door on my fingers n then i nut.



sarcasm^

Longbongcilvaringz
10-23-2007, 09:57 PM
He has really short arms

He's lying about his left elbow. So it must have been his middle finger on his left hand.

Lol at this clown sploogin from shaolin finger jabbin his abdomen :lmao:



hahaha

oh shit, this has to be a joke?

you felt the urge to get one off one day, so you just started elbowing yourself in the stomache... like normal people do...

J-Cee
10-24-2007, 01:58 AM
lol
this is disturbing

CEITEDMOFO
10-24-2007, 02:01 AM
Elbowing The Stomach Technique Sounds Funny

J-Cee
10-24-2007, 02:02 AM
nah for real though..man u have a gift of some sort.................What you described to bust a nut..is not what someone would consider Normal ay..i doubt anyone else on this forum can bust a nut by elbowing there abdomen..serious..Do some googling.

NIGHT MAYOR
10-24-2007, 02:06 AM
that's impossible, i've been doing it for 4 minutes now
lol, ^ the funniest thing ive herd you say.

this is a wierd one.

NIGHT MAYOR
10-24-2007, 02:10 AM
maybe its like that prostate orgasm thing, bis fan is the expert at that - ask him.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-24-2007, 02:24 AM
come on, this is obviously a joke.

how on earth can you bust from just elbowing your abdomen? (as far as i know the prostate is no where near the abs haha)

funny thread, but definitely a joke.

CEITEDMOFO
10-24-2007, 02:30 AM
He Might Be Some Type Of Wacko
Looking For A Chance To Heat The Pipe Like A Cracko


He Said Bless It Be The Lord

Who Believe Any Mess They Read Up On A Message Board

TSA
10-24-2007, 02:51 AM
Sounds weird. However, I use to bust a nut by climbing poles when i was in elementary school.
maybe it was something about the long dick like shape

Play Knock out...


BODY BLOW


BODY BLOW


BUST A NUT

UPPERCUT!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHa

I been humpin pillows since before kindergarten :mmmyah:
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/bizfan.jpg:mmmyah:

TSA
10-24-2007, 02:52 AM
Real men get 100% naked when they jack off.
word up son, and act out the humping

CEITEDMOFO
10-24-2007, 03:06 AM
Hahaha Ric Flairsonned

NIGHT MAYOR
10-24-2007, 04:03 AM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/bizfan.jpg

hahahaha "this is cannibus - remember this"

HarlemDiplomat
10-24-2007, 04:11 AM
hump the bed...

Only bad part is you gotta take a shower and change your boxers after you nut... and probably the sheets too.

Sexy Jasper
10-24-2007, 05:45 AM
I just tried this technique in the shower this morning, but now I'm pissing up blood. That's not supposed to happen right? Still feels good though. Holla!

SKAMPOE
10-24-2007, 04:00 PM
When I Was Little In Puerto Rico I Use To Catch A Fly And Put It On Da Tip Of My Dick And Pull Da Skin Over Da Fly And Pinched It Close So Dat Da Fly Stays Trapped In There And Da Fly Would Buzzz And Flap Its WINGS UNTILL I CAME!!!:hooray:

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-24-2007, 06:22 PM
When I Was Little In Puerto Rico I Use To Catch A Fly And Put It On Da Tip Of My Dick And Pull Da Skin Over Da Fly And Pinched It Close So Dat Da Fly Stays Trapped In There And Da Fly Would Buzzz And Flap Its WINGS UNTILL I CAME!!!:hooray:


This is insectiality a new form of beastiality WTF?

ilzPotent
10-24-2007, 06:30 PM
lmfao @this thread.......wowsers

TAURO
10-24-2007, 06:40 PM
When I Was Little In Puerto Rico I Use To Catch A Fly And Put It On Da Tip Of My Dick And Pull Da Skin Over Da Fly And Pinched It Close So Dat Da Fly Stays Trapped In There And Da Fly Would Buzzz And Flap Its WINGS UNTILL I CAME!!!:hooray:

WTF? 8O.....



































































































































You was little? :o

SKAMPOE
10-24-2007, 08:06 PM
i meant little like 13.

SKAMPOE
10-24-2007, 08:08 PM
This is insectiality a new form of beastiality WTF?
i havent nutted liked dat ever since i dunno if it was cuz of puberty or wtf but god damn i use to bust off sum thing vicious yo worD!!!:yessad:

TAURO
10-24-2007, 09:06 PM
i meant little like 13.

I know man, it was a joke.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-24-2007, 09:08 PM
i havent nutted liked dat ever since i dunno if it was cuz of puberty or wtf but god damn i use to bust off sum thing vicious yo worD!!!:yessad:
I appreciate your honesty

MsRzaRecTaH
10-24-2007, 09:32 PM
I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?

*future nominee for classic-section*

what




the







fuck.

how da fuk did you discover this technique. doing an elbow drop on my dick sounds painful.



GOD I am in tears .. laughing :dududu:

MsRzaRecTaH
10-24-2007, 09:33 PM
I just tried this technique in the shower this morning, but now I'm pissing up blood. That's not supposed to happen right? Still feels good though. Holla!

oh my GOD lmaoooooooooooo hahahhahahahahahh

mashqauck
10-24-2007, 11:08 PM
For real! Thats what i used to do back in the day, there has to be someone else that did this. I never even knew you could stroke your bean stick.


LOL

i've been jacking off as long as i can remember and i never did it like that... but i guess i started jacking off because when i was like 5 or 6 i got my first physical and the nurse literally stroked my penis and when i went home i immediately did exactly that everyday of my life until now }:|

SKAMPOE
10-24-2007, 11:51 PM
hahahaha pedafile nurse or every mans dream hummmmmmmmm

MAYOR QUIMBY
10-25-2007, 01:12 AM
ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!

I JUST TRIED IT ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ABOUT 9 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WORKED!! I STILL GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YES, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE!!! (Took me a little longer but no doubt!!! i dont think i am doing it again tho, i dont want problems with my body.) OHHH YES!!!!!!

SKAMPOE
10-25-2007, 01:15 AM
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i165/taylor3532/Taysfriends007.jpg

Koolish
10-25-2007, 11:13 AM
^ hahaha i have to say even though that picture is fucked, it worked perfectly with the post right before it.

beautifulrock
10-25-2007, 11:43 AM
I can't believe it, I read through this whole thread and nobody was intelligent enough to come up with any answers, actually Sean Michael came the closest. There are a couple possible explanations one more likely than the other.

1. As Sean Michael said, he is hitting his prostate, It is the only way a man can ejaculate without some sort of stimulation on the perineum and frenulum, this is located just below the bladder, so a correctly angled punch could possibly, be hitting that area.

2. He has a female "g-spot". While unlikely, sometimes God screws up and gives female parts. Stimulating the female g-spot (about 3 inches above the vaginal wall, below the belly button, can make a woman secrete a clear ejaculate (aka squirting), this doesn't happen with all woman, and is even less likely in men but still possible, so if your man goo is slightly clearer well (and sugary as opposed to salty, you will have to try it ha!), you might just have a cool gift.

SKAMPOE
10-25-2007, 01:46 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/fat-man.gif

ilzPotent
10-25-2007, 10:20 PM
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i165/taylor3532/Taysfriends007.jpg


LMFAO!!

and Emperoles....

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-08-2008, 02:42 AM
1. As Sean Michael said, he is hitting his prostate, It is the only way a man can ejaculate without some sort of stimulation on the perineum and frenulum...so a correctly angled punch could possibly, be hitting that area.


After months of picking up dust, i brushed my dick off and this seemed the most logical explanation. Mods may now close thread! Thanks.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-08-2008, 06:34 AM
Classic..

002
03-08-2008, 01:47 PM
ExCELLENT THREAD, ONE OF THE GREATEST IN WUCORP HISTORY.
I'M GLAD YALL BROUGHT THIS BACK!





ABSOLUTE CLASSIC!

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-08-2008, 05:04 PM
Ben move it.....

SaqurakiHanamichi
03-08-2008, 05:45 PM
close this thread and put it in CLASSIC

pep
03-08-2008, 05:50 PM
wow thats 2 bad..youre a wierdo..