View Full Version : ShaolinAssassin MixThread Massacre Vol. 1(best of)

12-18-2007, 01:24 AM
Track 1
Is Immortal Technique A Douche
June 2005 (my first classic)
I respect him as the lyricist, he's by far the illest of our time (so far), this guys views get on my fucking nerves. I can't listen to his albums cause he shit sooooo off, and half of the time fucking retarded. Like in his booklet he give a shoutout to North Korea, Iran, Cuba, ect. and then talks about how there's no freedom in America? WTF this guy even give a shoutout to Iraq when they fucking test chemicals on thier own people. Like yo, Bush might have a fucking up soc. sec. plan but, that's fucking disgusting to kill your own people to test weapons used to kill another countries people. Then he's tripping on this communist shit when its like, faggot, if this country were communist you wouldn't have a fucking career. Then he has the FUCKING NERVE to say the only black people that are rich are a few "token blacks" that white people allowed to be rich in the public eye. Come the fuck on man, my parents are african immigrants that busted their asses and fucking suffered to be where they're at today but somehow it was white people that got my Dad his masters degree when he was still learning english. THE FAG'S NOT EVEN FUCKING BLACK. This dude has the nerve to BITCH and BITCH about the USA but the faggot hasn't made an attempt to move back to Peru and bitch about a government that really needs it. Then he glorifies Castro like he actually didn't fuck a whole country over, but if i were a refugee from that country that had to float here in the middle of the night on fucking pieces of wood tied together hoping i won't fucking die an minute while leaving my family back in one of the most repressive governments on the planet, then get to the US and hear this douche, I'd kill him. I'd seriously kill him. Immortal knows the reason he's living here instead of Iran, and needs to shut the fuck up cuase he's wasting his talent. Anyone agree.

Track 2
Who’s the cutiest nigga in the wu
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11629 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11629)

Track 3
Official Boogaloo Shrimp Appreciation Thread
...you know... Turbo on Breakin..and if you don't know him then you a polish slut, cause dude...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faeH-EY0aI8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faeH-EY0aI8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgdYWwKcpE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgdYWwKcpE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99YRfV4DeU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99YRfV4DeU)
just sonnin you dumbies, ya digg?

Track 4
Which Wu Member Will Die Next?
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29330 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29330)
Meth- he'll live among the longest cause he's younger and he's very energetic which keeps healthy cause of the movement and shows. The weed smoke my counter that though.....you never know
Mastakilla- I think he'll live the longest cause he is a very healthy eater
Ins- he's tall and skinny, so he can dodge bullets, but he sucked in the Wu-Tang game so he probably can't dodge bullets
Ghostface- He's experimented with cocain, and has diabetes, so things are pretty bleek
Raekwon- He reacts so thick he's fat...too fat. And he seems to get fatter, he also doesn't move around much on shows, and experimented with cocain, so things are bleek
Rza- He's a wise guy, so i don't think he'll run into trouble too much. Otherwise he smokes weed and im positive does other stuff.
Gza- He's getting fat, and along with Rza is one of the older members, so age will mos def be a factor for the both of them. He's also pretty lazy, and does seem like he moves around physically too much
Ol'Dirty-he's dead
Cappadonna- He's getting fat, but idk too much about him
U-God- He's a god, but at the same time he uses drugs (smokes badwoods, not swishersweats...he told me), and doesn't move around physically too much due to myspace.
Longest- Masta Killa
Shortest- Ghost
what do you think?

Track 5
Busting Nuts
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29330 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29330)
have you guys ever noticed that when your watching porn there's always a part you wanna bust at, and if you don't bust at that part you get mad.
expecially if it goes from that part to a fast shot of the guys face in the middle of busting. Fuck that shit.

Track 6
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34091 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34091)
(literally the official beginning of all the Cilvarings bashing on this site...off course i got hate for it in the beginning..but a year later, everyone else caught on to the divine majestic)

Track 7
Shaolinassassin Vs. RobbyDigital
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43643 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43643)

(the historical moment where i achieve g.o.d status)

i like thashaolinassassin because he brings a wise, and often thought provoking point of view to many subjects concerning hip hop, wu-tang and the world today, and for having the best smile in Wu-corp history, which isn't difficult seeing that half of the members are from europe

Track 9
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44482 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44482)
(The moment my nose acquired more cloat then your entire wardrobe)

Track 9
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43034 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43034)

Track 10

Track 11



Get paiidddd ssoonn.



9 1 1.......9 1 1....them niggas selling garbage down the way....9 1 1.....

Cops rule everything around me ..snitch.........
(*beat drop)

I Get up on the rich side, the punk ass bitch side
tape'n up wires and a mic
I snitched on my fam....Mom's bounced on ol man...
so I snitched on her black ass...
A young jew...fuck the black young, tapped shoes,

and if a jiggaboo gets a G off, i'd rat too
Sellin tapes to jakes, who give a fuck if ya kids ate.
nigga im just trying to buy some bapes
No question i would see..the cracks and weed...

the combination made my headd steam

No question i was rich off, niggas pull licks off..

but my life got no better, So if anybody gets chetter,
ima keep em in bars forever...

Find blacks and snitch em all out!

just a snake with blank tapes....
now every place i stay there's a white van a block away....

Yo, and niggas don't know how, whenever i come round
kick-kick-PPOWWWW policcee kickin doorrr dddoowwnnnnn...

Niggas gotta do what they gotta do, to ruin nigga doing what they gotta

Track 12

Track 13

Track 14
The Official Would You Beat Thread
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46801 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46801)

The Chemistry of Wucorp
(Bonus track)
(this one wasn’t really a great hit, but when i was going through shit i noticed i would say shit in like 2005 and get MADDDD hate for it, but then in 2007 everyone starts saying that shit.
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45128 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45128)


12-18-2007, 01:42 AM
none of this shit can touch the classics of '04-'05 wucorp

12-18-2007, 01:44 AM
^that was before ThaShaolinassassin era.... and i also noticed my best work was on replies to ppls threads..but was too lazy too look for them....nevertheless, as a shaolinassassin fan, you know what im talking about.


12-18-2007, 01:45 AM
i just put ur picture as my wallpaper

do u mind?

12-18-2007, 01:47 AM
im basically the Boogaloo Shrimp of Wucorp...
(1:37-2:00 is basically what i did to Cilvaring's career)

12-18-2007, 01:50 AM
i just put ur picture as my wallpaper

do u mind?
hahahaha you said that on the wrrroonggg site...watch.

but yeah, it's all good.

12-18-2007, 02:00 AM
ya def shaolin is def the king in here,

ceitedmofo used to be the illest picture poster now i dunno where he is ,
huffanfacefukkha kinda suprised me when he made fun of ddniggaking(forgot,his,name)
that was good hufanfacehugga i dont know if it was u or hey_zeus but god damn u made me laugh .

jasper i dunno he is ok

skampoe lol that guy is one of my fav

tek i dunno i love to hear his stories how his skinny ass beat 6 big black kids
and about how broke he is and shit like that

ZigZag when he comes in he comes in , slaps us wit a lil bit of swag and puts us on our place


12-18-2007, 02:02 AM
hey nostrils! i sonned u so many times it aint even funny black so stfu nostrils

12-18-2007, 02:04 AM
hey nostrils! i sonned u so many times it aint even funny black so stfu nostrils

i killed u once, wit that gay pic i made,

admit it

12-18-2007, 02:12 AM
shit not u nigga im talkin bout nostrilz ''tsa'' lol

12-18-2007, 02:13 AM
and u ain killed shit mu fucka u ended up suckin me off like da rest of em whut!

12-18-2007, 02:25 AM
and u ain killed shit mu fucka u ended up suckin me off like da rest of em whut!

why u lyin man u knowww i killed u

12-18-2007, 02:28 AM
what are you talking about skampi..if i remember clearly you were the first nigga to get raped by Jeremiah

infact he made you take humiliating bikini thong shots, put it on his myspace, and then you found it years later when you were buttnaked and old.

i can't member what thread that was in though

and i agree, saq killed you with that pic

12-18-2007, 02:29 AM

12-18-2007, 02:33 AM

2L8Lit da croatianMC
12-18-2007, 03:35 AM
is saquraki and assasain batman and robin?

12-18-2007, 03:43 AM
^ word up

12-18-2007, 03:44 AM

Therefore It's an Exclusive track that leaked on the Zimbabwe Version


This is based strongly of Graveyard Shifter’s masterpiece because he had a lot of it on point.
I advise reading that before getting into this.
Now his focuses on approaching women, getting women, whatever whatever, this one is strictly for the sluts.

Dresscode is crucial with sluts. More then almost anything else sluts want 3 things, money, sperm and prestige.
Money- You want a slut to think your rich. Sluts want money, and they’re too stupid to make it themselves. In fact when a slut figures out she can make money herself she buys a dildo and starts lickin bird.
Therefore you gotta look fly. Sluts like fly, it shows you have prestige and money. Shoes are key. If your got a fly pair of shoes don’t rate them on anything but rareness and shininess. Bitches love shit they see for the first time. Bitches also LOVE shine, that’s why your kicks have got to shine. Get some Luxury Kicks, they’re shiny as fuck, less expensive then they look, and girls will walk up to you just to talk about how shiny they are. That’s cause sluts love shine, if dicks were made of rhinestone you would even need to read this shit.
Having fly shoes are a must, but some shoes are fly only to collectors. Those are your original airforces, and throwback joints. Even Wallabees are only fly to ppl that GET it. Sluts don’t get shit. So you just need to shine on em and avoid the insider fly shit.
Now if you see a girl with some fly ass kicks, approach her, complement them, and watch her look directly at your flagrant Luxury Kicks. She’ll be instantly impressed at the shininess and will dig you prestige

Sperm- This is why god invented chest hairs. Bitches look at a hairy oily chest and they know your hormones are strong. That’s why they’re called hormones nigga, they make hores mone.
A nice oily hairy chest should be prized cause if your hormones and sex drive are animalistic, and that’s what they like animal sex, cause we’re all animals.
Look at this nigga......
He probably blows globs for weeks( no homo, but close).

Bitches love that shit son!

They don’t know they do, but they do, it’s instinct. So oil that chest up, slap a gold link on that shit you be eating pussies like it was a peanut butter sandwich.
Look at it scientifically, humans have a ridiculously large dick and sperm volume for their size compared to other animals, you know why? Cause the big dick sperm niggas are the ones that get to reproduce.

PRESTIGE- Prestige, Prestige, Prestige.
This is why girls like to fuck the captain of the football team. Prestige, he’s a dominate alpha male, and OTHER bitches want him, so his sperm most be delicious.(pretty homo)
So what do you do if your not the captain of the football team? If your just some Wucorp asshole with zits and chicken legs?


Sluts do want the truth. The truth is too real! That’s why sluts can’t listen to Wutang, the Gza ain’t no football player, the Gza’s real!

If your a chump ass nigga to the ppl that know you, target younger sluts (try not to get all illegal, but if you do i wont tell), OR sluts that don’t know, OR sluts for out of town, OR go to another town, change your mother fucking name, turn that surgery scar into a bullet wound and LIE son. You know how many bitches think my names Rocky?! I don't either but i can tell you what their pussy smells like.

Sluts hate the truth, it’s too real, lie like a jewish prostitute in church. If it’s a slut you ain’t gonna keep her around long enough for her to know your a total douchebag.

Also, with prestige, the crew is important. You’ve gotta walk into the part with the meeannest cleanest stretch limosinest niggas you can find. You gotta walk in there like your about to fight niggas, act like you know everyone, but don’t say too much. Make sure the whole crews dressed clean. A scrubby nigga here and there will show that your a bunch of beta males, and if there’s a meaner crew, ditch your friends for some cheap fast pussy, they’ll understand.

Bitches dont know what demeanor means nigga, so fuck that shit. Just watch the discovery channel observe the alpha male of the herd, and be that dude.

Steven Colbert is a good example, just be THAT dude.
Walk in the party and scream WOOOOOO! Get a catchphrase, bitches don’t like sentences, they’re long as fuck.

Get a catch phrase, scream that shit, WOOOOOO! They’ll scream if back, mainly the sluts, then by the end of the party(sluts dwell at large social gatherings), the slut that digs your swag will know your catchphrase.

Then you can talk all you want to her. If she’s drunk and you have a catchphrase....that shits OVER nigga.

And if your trying to get her in the bed, drug her nigga. Fuck all that Smokey the Bear shit, this ain’t no after school special, this is after school pussy.

Just remember, Swag + Smack = Sack

Girls wear things as Ads. If she’s fashionable she advertises it, if she’s go ass, she advertises it, if she’s got titties then you know the drilly.
Therefore don’t be afraid to look, but DONT STARE. If you stare then you want it more then she wants you. She’ll think fuck that! Razor Ramon won’t stare. Then she’ll fuck Razor Ramon.
If you wanna stare, do it, but do it in a way that shows you want sex not just visuals.
Lick your fuckin lips nigga. Just lick the shits
If you wanna stare lick you god damn lips, look into her eyes until SHE looks away, not you, HER.
Then when she looks away for a sec,(from your eyes, not you), start from the feet, and move back up to the face slowly but no too slow, as slow as a healthy conversation pause, then peep the tits while looking at her eyes. Also look at some other shit, like lips, girls love when you look at their lips

It also helps you notice white girls don’t have upper lips.
Then move back to the eyes and continue.
If she’s go a FAT ass, complement that shit, she don’t wanna hear about her fucking eyes, her dad tells her that shit. She wants to hear about her ass cause she knows damn well why there’s text on the ass part of her jeans.....you ol slut you.

Complement it WHILE licking the lips. If your gonna be a pervert(which is the whole point) do it while licking the lips, it shows that your for real.

Just steal that shit son.

Girls with tattoos and rings all over the god damn place are wild. WILD NIGGA.
If you looking for a real greasy slut, check the party for the girls with the rings.
The weirder the place, the quicker the puss if you play it right. Any girl that gets more dick they you get pussy should be avoided cause she knows the ropes, so unless your deep in the game, don’t waste your time.
When they have a lot of piercings, they’re probably had a lot of sex, and the more sex they’ve had, the more up front and down to business they like a guy to be. So don’t waste time talking about school and shit, ask her how many she’s got, and if she’ll ever get one on her clit. But when you say that shit WISPER IN HER EAR, and be close enough so that you won’t have to lean in too much like your telling her a secret, You ain’t Victoria, your a nigga.
If she says NO! With a strong no, and pulls away while hitting you or has an outraged look on her face you’ve done your part, She knows how your like your dick, wet and smelling like her.
If she says no, and give a facial expression like your a wierdo....(won’t happen as much as you think it will, remember sluts aren’t as smart as everyone else, so don’t fear their opinion of you)....then give it up, she’s just fronting the sluts shit.
If she says she thought about it, or starts talking about it then keep talking about it, and all good it does for the sex, THEN move into a conversation about sex.
IF you don’t find a better transition, bring up somehow that she’s a freak. Not YOUR A FREAK! NEER, but "I bet you’d really like that huh" type shit, and smile cutely WHILE whispering in her ear. Remember to whisper the dirt shit, cause that hole in the vagina, is a tunnel to the ear.

Girls with sharp lines based hair- stuck up, or up tight, that’s why the cut it with a stencil
Girls with curly hair- have occasionally smelly pussy

Girls with weaves- Will give you the best sex EVER son, just DONT touch it

Girls with Fros- Avoid, they’re too self aware and intelligent, also don't touch the hair

Girls with straight hair- They’re game, if it’s long they tend to be a big sleezier

White girls with braids- Want some divine black seed, so if your white stay
away, if your black go get that shit, unless there's more niggerish niggas in the room. In fact fuck em, just step your nigga up and remember, you can't read.

Girls with short hair cuts- Are trying to show they’re mature so don’t be

Girls with bald heads-Will eat your asshole

They can carry all they want, it won’t matter once the roofies kick in.


This shit is MAD crucial nigga.
Just step to a girl, if she see’s you standing there and thinking about it, she knows your a mark slut. Razor Ramon don’t fucking think, he dinks. If you intimidated by a girls beauty, look for something on her body that makes her unattractive. Ear wax, a little chubby, teeth, whatever makes he think she doesn’t look good, and girls have it all, then focus on that the whole time in your mind, it’ll humanize her more.
But like i was saying, Step to her with no hesitation, she will think less of you if you don’t so don’t think your gonna make an ass of yourself. Walk up to her and hit her with some "hey, i haven’t met you yet, what’s your name" like you on a fucking presidential campaign and your signing autographs and kissing babies.
Then talk

Dont ever......EVERRRR let your conversation get "comfortable". That means joking around intellectually for too long, discussing things she could discuss with her parents, or letting her dictate the direction of the conversation. You ask the questions around here, and your not giving answers. If she asks something remain vague, so that it leads to another question, she’ll ask it, STAY vague, and then flip the script and question her hoe ass.
After 8 sentences or so ask if she’s got a man, even if you know she doesn’t, when you do its a good time too continue looking at her eyes and move in to a more comfortable closer, and intimate position. Lick the fuckin lips too. Just lick them shits!
Then after finding out and teaching the essentials

if she’s got a man,
her name
you think she’s fine
If she’ll potentially dig you steez# 1 you must find out by asking, same with # and that should be no later then the 5th sentence between the 2 of you, the 3rd at the very end, and the same with the 4th.
The key to the 3rd and 4th is the cliff hanger. Dont ever let the girl end the convo! EVER! God gave you the dick nigga swing that shit!
The cliffhanger is when you end the convo and tell her "Well i gotta _________, i talk to you in a little bit aight?"
You can’t let her know she’s fine by saying "Well i gotta_________, i’ll talk to you in a bit you sexy as hell, aight?
REMEMBER AIGHT, not alright AIGHT. Alright is too long for sluts, it’ll confuse them.
Now the way to tell if she’s digging it is if 1. It’s fucking obvious 2. She look you up and down 3. She seems very willing to talk to you for long amounts of time 3. You personally feel like your cutting the convo too short.
This is the art of the cliff hanger. Cut the convo, and leave, go do the same to like 14 other sluts.
THEN when the night has passed the half way mark, go talk to your top prospect.
Come back on some "Heyyyy (NAME HER)" and move in with a hug or some kind of contact. If your not good enough with her to get physical contact then be close enough to be able to whisper into her ears without over leaning. If she’s happy you came back your good to go. This is the part where you get dirty without being perverted, this means be suggestive and vague but let her know what you want without saying it.

NOW another part of the Yo-Yo is if she’s leaving. THEN you get the # if she was diggin it. Pull some
"Your leave (name here), Noo, your staying with me scope her closer to you, she’ll say she has too, then you’ll be like hey let me get your #. Just like that, "hey let me get you #" or "what’s your #". Girls always give out the #, i’ve only gotten 1 girl to say no.
They wont IF you fucked up your intro, and cliffhanger combo.

Use big words
Make jokes that take intelligence
Mention a flaw you have... Mcdonalds don’t talk about their fucking trans fats.
Seem desperate
Seem like your in love
Discuss boring, comfortable shit for too long. Things like school, family, ext.
Skeet on her if your not the last guy in the train
Complement whatever body part she’s trying to show off
Say WOO! Followed by a studly chuckle and smile combo
Lick ya fuckin lips son, between every 4 sentences
Whisper in her ear
Talk like your the original G.O.D, and making young ladies scream is your speciality
Describe yourself as a cutie pie whenever you get the chance.

Your dick smells like her the next morning

Just do it, but work into it with a prelude sentence, dont just blurt it. If there’s no prelude use one of mine
"Hey, let me get your # so I can hit on you" with a cute smile.
But a good ol, let me get your # will do.

Never ask. NEVER ask. If your Roofies kick in, you don’t need to. Just say, "Follow me" and take her by the hand, or just start making out with her out of nowhere. It only seems douchy cause your a male and you use logical thought, sluts don’t got logic, they got myspace.
When your kissing for a little bit and it starts getting deep, move to the neck, I personally love kissing the neck, but that’s when she knows what’s good. Nibble her earlobes, they lead to her puss. Put them hands on her, feel what you gotta feel. If she resists, it don’t mean it’s over, that means she wants some more foreplay. So keep kissing and slow it down a notch.
Remember, she WONT take off the pants unless her pussy’s moist, it’s like you taking off your pants when your limp, Razor Ramon don’t do that shit, you won’t either. Massage that shit. Kiss down her body till you reach the pants and take them shits off with as little force as possible. Although girls where faggoty tight pants and your feel like a grubby faggot struggling to take them off with strength. She ALWAYS wants you to take her clothes off so don’t wait.
Undo the bra as quickly as possible, girls don’t understand you don’t do that shit twice a day like them and sometimes you gotta stop and think, it’s all good, just be quick about that part.
If your naked and she ain’t giving you no pussy for at least 6 minutes it’s safe to punch her vagina...this is called the Cooter Bruiser.

And your first time stroking a new skeeza pound the FFFFUUCCCCCKKKKK out of it. Stroke it like your trying to have a baby, cause she’ll tell her home girls, and she’ll come back for that REAL. She doesn’t want deep intimate love making with what’s basically a stranger, she wants to get EFFED son. Beat it up, beat it up then switch sides
That means top it off, flip it, flip, top it off, top it off top it off
Start off fingering that shit, if you get your fingers in, anything’s good to go, cause they like to start gradual and once you’ve reached that point your in control. If your fingers in there and she’s resisting something, finger it deeper harder and faster.
Then blow a fat glob, cause that’s what she wants, your gold and your glob.

Pop roids, bitches’ll dig your erotic physique and let you in the panties. By the time you reveal your tiny dub vaginal roid shrunken dick, it’s too late, your already in the fingering stage.
Just fucking pop roids nigga.

12-18-2007, 03:52 AM

lol u made one with the couch ,

that shit what the best

Johnny Dust
12-18-2007, 05:56 AM
Hahaha, supreme knowledge on the slut guide.

12-18-2007, 08:22 AM
I have no clue what this retarded thread is about.

*turns up Rob Zombie a little louder

*goes and checks if coffee is ready

*starts up photoshop

12-18-2007, 12:47 PM

lol u made one with the couch ,

that shit what the best

obviously someone ain't bumpin track 10 enough

I have no clue what this retarded thread is about.

*turns up Rob Zombie a little louder

*goes and checks if coffee is ready

*starts up photoshop
living lavish homie, living lavish


lol at all these old threads being revived all over the corp