View Full Version : Oh Shyt! The Chuai Station Collapsed!! East Coast: Do Not Consume Any Seafood!!!
01-07-2008, 07:50 PM
CUZ IM SUCH NICE CAT AND SO IN TOUCH WIT MAH INNA 'G', I'VE POSTED GERMAN, ITALIAN, SPANISH AND FRENCH SPEAKING NEWS STATIONS RESPECTIVELY.
TAGRUATO COMPANY WEB-SITE:
T.I.D.O. COMPANY WEBSITE (PLEASE SPREAD THE WERD) :
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING UP ON THE INCIDENT THE PAST COUPLE DAYZ. I HOPE IM NOT LATE IN POSTIN' THIS.
MODS IF THERE'S A THREAD ON THIS ALREADY PLEASE DON'T MOVE IT FROM GEN CHAT. THESE SISSIES NEED TO BE AWARE. THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT.
I'LL POST MORE NEWS AS I COME ACROSS IT.
P.E.A.C.E. AND BLESSINGS.
NOW MAYBE JAKE CAN GET OFF MAH BACK - IM FINALLY DOIN A GOOD DEED YOU FUCKS!
01-07-2008, 08:01 PM
01-07-2008, 09:37 PM
Werd - Shit iz crazy! Fucked up openin' to '08.
01-07-2008, 09:41 PM
that first video is totally fake, wtf is this?
01-07-2008, 09:46 PM
wtf is this?
Check out the websites I posted for more info.
I'll post more shit as soon as I see it.
01-08-2008, 09:30 AM
Yo, I came across this website of Tagruato's product "Slusho".
This shit looks like another wacky jap website:
I'll see what else I can find.
If we gon air these niggaz out we need to dig deep into their history and get learned, feel me?
01-08-2008, 10:30 AM
That first video is from the movie cloverfield...
01-08-2008, 10:39 AM
That first video is from the movie cloverfield...
Look I know how the Tri likes to deny and brush shit off like it ain't no thing, but I suggest you take this shit wit lil more caution.
01-10-2008, 02:34 PM
SLUSHO'S INGREDIANT, SEA BEDS NECTAR, APPROVED BY THE FDA
Wednesday 9 January 2008 @ 11:12 pm
Thanks again Jt.
Looks like Slusho’s secret ingredient has been approved by the FDA for use in America. Check out the headline from the Tagruato website.
Kaitei No Mitsu Approved for US Distribution (http://tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_08_01_09_2)“Members of Tagruato’s elite corporate board were greeted with a rare surprise yesterday as founder Ganu Yoshida visited their emergency home screens in a simultaneous teleconferencing broadcast. After much discussion, Yoshida revealed that kaitei no mitsu, the special Slusho! ingredient lovingly known as “Seabed’s Nectar”, had been approved by the American Food Association.“Those lost at Chuai would be smiling this day,” commented a choked-up Ganu Yoshida, “Tagruato stands strong against the evil of ecologist terror.”Tagruato can now proceed with their extensive American campaign for bringing Slusho! to the western world. In addition to the creation of three Western-only flavors, Slusho! representatives claim that many other surprises are in store for their new audience.“This has been a dream of ours for a long time,” smiles Slusho! Administrative Coordinator Mika Srauy, “We’ve already secured relationships with several prominent American distributors and are compiling our own Western-oriented marketing team.”The board applauded the news, thanking their friends in foreign lands for such strong support in troubled times.“Ordinarily there would be more happiness in our celebration but it has been a dark week,” admitted Slusho! Administrative Head Ben Miyake, “I am proud to be part of such a brave company.”
YO SUM HEADZ ARE GOIN WACKY OVER THE CONTROVERSIAL FOOTAGE FROM A COUPLE WEBSITE OF WHAT THEY BELEIVE IZ A WOMAN WHOSE BELEIVED TO HAVE CONSUMED THIS DEEP SEA NECTAR THAT TAGRUATO HAS BEEN DRILLING FOR.CHECK IT:http://www.jamieandteddy.com/
THEY'VE ALL POSTED ON YOUTUBE:rNTtWCwHE2ANsTilJ5mekw
01-17-2008, 10:21 AM
Yoshida Brings Happy Flavor to Big Apple
Ganu Yoshida left with much fanfare today as he boarded his private Tagruato jet that will fly him directly to New York city in the United States. He will be meeting with acclaimed CEO Glen Warner, owner of BevVo, the largest privatized water manufacturer in the world. "Glen has many ideas for distributing Slusho! through pre-established public waterways," said Yoshida, "I wanted to come here myself to discover them."
Yoshida will spend four days in New York before continuing across the United States on a tour of potential Slusho! manufacturing plants.
Kaitei No Mitsu Approved for US Distribution
Members of Tagruato's elite corporate board were greeted with a rare surprise yesterday
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_08_01_09_2)
An Open Letter from Ganu Yoshida
Dear Friends, Supporters, Investors, and Members of the Tagruato Family
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_08_01_09_0)
There has been an altercation at the Chaui Station.
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_08_01_03_1)
Hatsui Satellite Works for the Futura
Visions of success for Tagruato's Bold Futura subsidiary are no longer limited by gravity.
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_08_01_03)
Smilers! at the Fish Market!
December 22th, 2007 - Smilers hit the docks, bearing copious amounts of Slusho! brand happy drinks.
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_07_12_22)
Company Picnic Packs Them In!
December 18th, 2007 - This crowd is a testament to the rapid growth and expansion of this employee-friendly company.
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_07_12_18)
ParafFun Wax Museum Unveiled!
November 19th, 2007 - Tagruato CEO Ganu Yoshida revealed the ParafFun Wax Museum.
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_07_11_19)
Suinin Station Wins Green Award
October 28th, 2007 - The Suinin Station will be hauling in much more than barrels of petroleum this year.
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_07_10_28)
Smilers at the Animal Control Center!
Tagruato’s troupe of Slusho! Smilers! struck again last Friday
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_07_10_27)
August 9th, 2007 - Tagruato brightens the day of the eldery with a gift of delicious Slusho!
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_07_08_09)
Tagruato CEO to be honored at Pacific Oil Conference
July 29th, 2007 - Ganu Yoshida will receive an award at this year's POC in September.
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_07_07_29)
Tagruato Lions win Little League Championship
June 2nd, 2007 - Company sponsored team destroys the competition
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_07_06_02)
Testaments of happiness and gratitude from Tagruato's finest
February 25th, 2007 - Tagruato employees exalt their company with the highest praise
read more... (http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_07_02_25)
01-17-2008, 10:48 AM
Damn, I had some crab legs last night...
01-18-2008, 10:52 AM
Why was this moved to Vid forum - this iz epic news right here, g.
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