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Da Beez Kneez
01-11-2008, 01:27 PM
Doing that is THE SHIT!!

InspektaZook
01-11-2008, 01:44 PM
hell yeah! Once I knew I had a load and sure enough lost 3 pounds after pinch one off. Looked like a fucking volcano coming out of the ocean down there and peeled the paint too.

begongo
01-11-2008, 01:54 PM
lmao
how often do you people usually shit?
as a child I used to take dumps like every 3 days or so ... what came out could be called a fecal wonder or a fecal monster ... depending in how you view it

Da Beez Kneez
01-11-2008, 01:58 PM
lmao
how often do you people usually shit?
as a child I used to take dumps like every 3 days or so ... what came out could be called a fecal wonder or a fecal monster ... depending in how you view it

I'm shittin' like EVERYDAY muthafucka!

begongo
01-11-2008, 02:00 PM
and how much does your shit weigh?

Da Beez Kneez
01-11-2008, 02:03 PM
and how much does your shit weigh?

What are you some kind of sicko or something? Why are you so curious about my shit? You're probably beating off at your computer right now like a muthafuckin' hooplehead!

InspektaZook
01-11-2008, 02:04 PM
lmao
how often do you people usually shit?
as a child I used to take dumps like every 3 days or so ... what came out could be called a fecal wonder or a fecal monster ... depending in how you view it
3 days!!!??? More like fecal fetus - that turd must've looked like as big a baby. You're suppose to shit each and every day yo to keep the system clean. Unless your traveling on the hersey highway - my girl gets stuffed up for a few days every time I skunk her junk.

begongo
01-11-2008, 02:07 PM
What are you some kind of sicko or something? Why are you so curious about my shit? You're probably beating off at your computer right now like a muthafuckin' hooplehead!
hahahahahah damn ... that`s some quick thinking Sherlock!

3 days!!!??? More like fecal fetus - that turd must've looked like as big a baby. You're suppose to shit each and every day yo to keep the system clean. Unless your traveling on the hersey highway - my girl gets stuffed up for a few days every time I skunk her junk.
lol@ fecal fetus

pablobaluba
01-11-2008, 02:08 PM
it's mad funny. i do this every time!!!

serious post

begongo
01-11-2008, 02:10 PM
it's mad funny. i do this every time!!!

serious post
and how much does your shit weigh ?

Da Beez Kneez
01-11-2008, 02:16 PM
and how much does your shit weigh ?

Don't you learn from yo mistakes muthafucka?! Somebody call Dr Phil, this muthafucka's got issues!!

pablobaluba
01-11-2008, 02:19 PM
Don't you learn from yo mistakes muthafucka?! Somebody call Dr Phil, this muthafucka's got issues!!

who? begongo? he is an ok guy. i like him :cheerlie:

begongo
01-11-2008, 02:20 PM
Don't you learn from yo mistakes muthafucka?! Somebody call Dr Phil, this muthafucka's got issues!!
you're the one who opened the thread, so you the one with issues
now tell me how much does your shit weigh !

pablobaluba
01-11-2008, 02:20 PM
http://rio.metblogs.com/images/2006/09/shit.jpg

begongo
01-11-2008, 02:22 PM
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/poo-28215.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
01-11-2008, 02:24 PM
Ya'll talk alot of SHIT

InspektaZook
01-11-2008, 02:27 PM
Damn! Someone took the air out of that shit.

Beez Kneez - they gots a point. You started this weird shit, so quit be defensive and pony up. It's okay if you got tiny turds yo. We won't think less of you, turdburglar.

begongo
01-11-2008, 02:28 PM
Blackula, how much does your shit weigh ? do you shit in small pieces like bunnies ?

pablobaluba
01-11-2008, 02:29 PM
i think i'm the only one that blackula likes :cheerlie:

Blackula Spectacula
01-11-2008, 02:30 PM
Blackula, how much does your shit weigh ? do you shit in small pieces like bunnies ?

Girls are like celebraties ... we don't poop.

Da Beez Kneez
01-11-2008, 02:30 PM
Can't a muthafucka have a conversation about weighin' themself post shit without some paraphiliac muthafucka's pervin' out over it?!

Blackula Spectacula
01-11-2008, 02:34 PM
no that's stupid. i just shit right on the scale.

hahahaha

urbanlegendmf
01-11-2008, 02:35 PM
If U Dont Take A Shit Everyday Then Your Unhealthy, I Bet Skampoe Takes A Shit Once A Week

HANZO
01-11-2008, 02:37 PM
a thread about shit and weighing yourself. i never knew wu-corp was soo into losing weight.

J-Cee
01-11-2008, 02:39 PM
My shit weighs 34 grams..depends if i've eaten alot of salads though.

begongo
01-11-2008, 02:43 PM
My shit weighs 34 grams..depends if i've eaten alot of salads though.
nah man ... that's called a wet fart

L~>1<~NKS
01-11-2008, 03:01 PM
I judge mah health on the smell, the load is always magnanmous, but the smell reminds me of fresh cuntry breeze and biscuits and gravy. Especially after havin' a couple of protein shakes through out the day. Also, it's the best way to orientate my self in a dark room. Usually the methan lingures in one spot when it's spewed. So if I gotta go to the restroom - I let 1ne go and smell my way back to mah seat or spot from which I was before.

JerseyIronman
01-11-2008, 03:09 PM
Doing that is THE SHIT!!

WISDOM


where have you been all my life?

WARPATH
01-11-2008, 03:11 PM
Girls are like celebraties ... we don't poop.

I got a shit covered dick that says otherwise.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-11-2008, 03:19 PM
yeah and i got a video called 'two girls and a cup" that says otherwise.

WARPATH
01-11-2008, 03:20 PM
yeah and i got a video called 'two girls and a cup" that says otherwise.

Those weren't girls those are called hermafferdikes.

Lox-the-5th
01-11-2008, 03:24 PM
i dont like to think about girls taking a shit. na, girls definitely dont shit. definitely not. no sir. girls are lovely things, they dont poop.

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-11-2008, 03:41 PM
Anyone One Of You Ever Been In A Women's Restroom?

It Smells At Least 4 Times As Worse As Mens. No Fucking Joke. They Must Eat Potatoes And Peanut Butter Covered Shit Sandwiches All Day Long.

WARPATH
01-11-2008, 03:50 PM
I heard they smear tampon juice on the walls.

My name and number is written on those walls.

Smeared in Tampon Juice.

famenchuan
01-11-2008, 10:13 PM
floaters=too much fatty foods

begongo
01-12-2008, 06:58 AM
Da Beez Kneez, so ... how much does your shit weigh?

Blackula Spectacula
01-12-2008, 07:35 AM
ya'll talking alot of mess

begongo
01-12-2008, 07:48 AM
Blackula, your large intestine will pop someday and then we`ll see who got more "mess" to share!

HANZO
01-12-2008, 08:36 AM
Blackula, your large intestine will pop someday and then we`ll see who got more "mess" to share!

thats jus fuked up man.

begongo
01-12-2008, 08:40 AM
messy

King Tron 1
01-21-2008, 10:11 AM
everyone, the world's best shit talkers right here!

begongo
01-21-2008, 12:18 PM
caca