View Full Version : Unacceptable

01-12-2008, 05:17 AM
so today started out like any other day, i went to school and everythin was normal. then 5 minutes before school let out we had a lockdown because a man with a gun was scopin' the area or somethin like that and they kept us in the classrooms until the coast was clear. then they let us leave and i came home. i've just been chillin but the stress got to me so I decided to jerk my skampoe even though my pops is home,.. so He's asleep on the couch and i'm just peeling my skampoe to the bone to some asian mistresses thinking "damn this load will be amazing since I haven't skamped since like 2 weeks ago.." So i'm just at the scene when the latino tells the asian chick to "swallow dat shit, chica" and I'm just about to splurt when I hear my dad sit up, so I switch to my Wu-corp box and I blew my load to Heat's COrmega video in his sig

I guess in a way it's not a big deal since Cormega is ill as fuck, but it feels like my dad "forced my hand" if you know what I mean....

you tell me, let's discuss this..

I feel a little ashamed but also like, damn the g.o.d. Cormega know how to get you wild as fuck with his rhymes :cool:

01-12-2008, 05:43 AM
Well you didn't have to watch the video while you blew your load. You could have just closed your eyes and pictured Natalie Portman "peeling your skampoe to the bone" for you.

Think about that.

Blackula Spectacula
01-12-2008, 08:33 AM
That was a pretty gay story.

01-12-2008, 09:26 AM
you should have jus kept it on the porn.

01-12-2008, 09:38 AM
word, ur pops has been there.

01-12-2008, 10:50 AM
I bet you and yo pops do the same thang in the same room, thinking bout the same place to splurt, wtf, your thread is gay and unacceptable.

01-12-2008, 11:16 AM
YEah dude. 9/11 never forget and shit.

01-12-2008, 11:18 AM

01-12-2008, 11:22 AM
2 weeks ? fuck man you a hero, i have to drain the dragon atleast once every two days *looks around* oh yeah......... gay topic *leaves*

Lil' Ruger
01-12-2008, 11:47 AM
cool. i once splurted to hell rell twas the same thing u just mentioned cept it was my mom who almost caught me

01-12-2008, 05:48 PM
Hello everyone. What are we talking about here?

01-12-2008, 06:38 PM
Hello everyone. What are we talking about here?


01-12-2008, 06:39 PM
^pay that old ass white guy no mind

01-12-2008, 06:58 PM
Lil Mash ,dont get mad but , I sent this story to ur pop's e-mail. You'll thank me later when you are grown dude.

You went too far. I sent a folder of most of ur other "works" as well. Like the one where you were naked and drew the lightning semen going from ur dickhole to ur mouth and also when you humped that toilet paper roll and when you did the 1guy1terd and the time you tricked us into looking at a picture that was gonna be ur girlfriends ass but instead....was ur ass.

stuff like that.

yeah , I sent it to him in the hopes that he might actually get on his grizzly and take you on a logcabin camping trip. Just the two of yous. For bonding purposes only. Not so that you can skeet in his sleeping bag yo.

peace to tha gods

01-12-2008, 08:43 PM
hahahahah peace god

Lil' Ruger
01-12-2008, 08:48 PM
infinity tricks are for hos.

01-12-2008, 09:05 PM
^pay that old ass white guy no mind

well, thats not very polite....

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01-13-2008, 02:53 AM
jerking it in the same room as your dad is definately weird...whether he was asleep or not.

01-13-2008, 02:58 AM
fuck you were in the same room ?!?! dam, dam.