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L~>1<~NKS
01-13-2008, 01:22 AM
i WOULD COP ME A 60' EARLIY 70'S ROAD RUNNER, LINCOLN CONTINENTAL, CUTLASS OR EVEN A 442 WITH BETTY PAGE @ MAH SIDE LISTENIN TO BABY HUEY @ THE DRIVE IN MOVIES

OBSERVE:

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JerseyIronman
01-13-2008, 01:27 AM
i would of done so much shit differently



example:

lthis russian bitch moved to town back in middle school she was alright then but didnt speak english yet and didnt have any titties.

come frosh / sophmore year shes the hottest girl in the grade.

id go back in time and mack it to her before she came americanized / hot

SKAMPOE
01-13-2008, 01:30 AM
I'D TRY AND STOP THE ASSASINATION OF ''ALLAH THE FATHER AND MALCOM AND MARTIN LUTHER KING AND JFK''. AND THEN I'D GO AND TRY AND STOP THE SHAOLIN ASSASIN'S NOSTRILS FROM BEING CONCEIVED
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/smellmekc1.jpg

NIGHT MAYOR
01-13-2008, 01:38 AM
i would have fought in the eureka stockade in Victoria - Ballarat and kicked the shit out of the brittish soliders that wanted to tax the gold miners. maybe we would have won ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_stockade

or went back and ran with the kelly gang robbin banks and makin money
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly

SKAMPOE
01-13-2008, 01:44 AM
I SAY WE SHOULD ALL GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP THESE NOSTRILS
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/smellmekc1.jpg
FROM BEING CREATED
*SNIFFS SNIFFS*

JRoll
01-13-2008, 02:08 AM
Probably listened to more music. To be honest I wouldnt change anything, because everything was good back in the days. I would just wanna relive it. Because I was immature then and I don't mean in a jackass way, I mean as far as being knowledgeable. I would just love to go back in the days but at the age I am today so I couldve understand what was going on in the world.

SKAMPOE
01-13-2008, 02:11 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b313/lynsisawesome/cosbypp5.gif

JRoll
01-13-2008, 03:25 AM
Whats up with that in every thread?

NIGHT MAYOR
01-13-2008, 03:37 AM
lol - i think he realy likes it hahahah

begongo
01-13-2008, 04:28 AM
I'd go in the future rather than the past

HANZO
01-13-2008, 10:53 AM
i would go back in time and create microsoft and windows under my name. also go back even further and take control of all the worlds oil fields.

i would also like to be in a lot of battles. change the ending of world war 1. so our empire can still stand. this in turn will mean that there would be no such thing as the middle east. u see im making the world peaceful.

pep
01-13-2008, 11:03 AM
I'd go in the future rather than the past
interesting

TSA
01-13-2008, 02:17 PM
i'd do back in time and tell skampoe that trying the same joke twice within the same minute is a sign of failure..:mexico:

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-13-2008, 03:14 PM
I'd bounce up in the future 50 years and gather all the big information: Earthquakes, disasters, NFL game wins, Big jackpot lottery numbers, etc.....

Blackula Spectacula
01-13-2008, 03:44 PM
i think skamp has a thing for bill cosby

002
01-13-2008, 03:50 PM
I'd get an education...

STYLE
01-13-2008, 04:56 PM
i would relive 97-99. gawd damn i had the time of my life. me and some of my artschol classmates started a sex and drugs club. people started calling it "sodom and gomorra" cause you walk in our apt and you might see anything goin on in there.

my roomate, who was a reluctant member, would come home from work and just laugh his ass off cause i'd be sittin there naked with a girl blowin me and coke all over the coffee table then he'd go to the bedroom and there'd be bitches 69ing on his bed.




oh and freaknik 94-95 and 97. but if only one, freaknik 94

DUMBO
01-13-2008, 06:15 PM
i would go back and fuck my ex-girlfriend in her ass.

SickSide
01-13-2008, 07:33 PM
go back and fuck marilyn monroe

L~>1<~NKS
01-15-2008, 11:04 AM
BUMPED THE FUCK UP!

Edgar Erebus
01-15-2008, 11:09 AM
Go to the 30's and take over cocaine business when all other mafiosis were bumping just that dumb alcohol. Cocaine was practically outta anyone's control.

Til '70s I'd be richest dead man in the world.

L~>1<~NKS
01-15-2008, 05:00 PM
I would also, go back and cut mah x-wife's clit off - THAT WHORE!

FUCK THAT BITCH!!! I SHOULD'VE HAD AN ORGY WIT 5 WOMEN INFORNT OF HER - GAGGED AND BOUND TO A FUCKIN CHAIR WITH HER EYE LIDS STAPLED TO HER GOT DAMN EYEBROWS. THAT BITCH! FUCK HER!!

But in all fakeness - I would also Don the music industry and make sure sum of the music heard today was never created or crafted in any shape or form.

HANZO
01-15-2008, 05:07 PM
i would go back 2 years and create the soulja boy dance making myself millions.

L~>1<~NKS
01-15-2008, 05:08 PM
i would go back 2 years and create the soulja boy dance making myself millions.

But then you'll have GZA ground you and send his son Justice to shit on you on front street.

WARPATH
01-15-2008, 05:09 PM
I would also, go back and cut mah x-wife's clit off - THAT WHORE!

FUCK THAT BITCH!!! I SHOULD'VE HAD AN ORGY WIT 5 WOMEN INFORNT OF HER - GAGGED AND BOUND TO A FUCKIN CHAIR WITH HER EYE LIDS STAPLED TO HER GOT DAMN EYEBROWS. THAT BITCH! FUCK HER!!

But in all fakeness - I would also Don the music industry and make sure sum of the music heard today was never created or crafted in any shape or form.

Damn, Why you player hating?

Oztradamus
01-15-2008, 07:04 PM
I'd go back to March of 02, and tell myself to ask my girlfriend out and stop being a chicken shit.. I waited up until Sept 03 to make a move..

JASPER
01-15-2008, 07:05 PM
so im sure that you have all heard of the originals contest by now, well i have been planning and schemeing for weeks on what to enter and i have it down to two looks, a neutral look with a pop or my favrite, a broken doll thirties exxaggerated look. i'm thinking of the second ( pics to follow!!) i just want some opinions, so let'er rip!!!


this is the first natural look, sorry the pics are rotated i havent figured out iphoto yet!

look #1
A
http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/00038fhc/s320x240 (http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/00038fhc/)
B
http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/00039w7d/s320x240 (http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/00039w7d/)
C
http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003aps5/s320x240 (http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003aps5/)
D
http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003b9a5/s320x240 (http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003b9a5/)

and look #2
A
http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003crfr/s320x240 (http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003crfr/)
B
http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003dxdb/s320x240 (http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003dxdb/)
C
http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003er75/s320x240 (http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003er75/)
i'm probably going with 2B, but i just want to hear other peoples opinions!! so critisism ok, i love to hear what people have to think!! thanks so much :) and when i enter i would love love love your votes, i come from a town where getting into college, getting good grades, is all anyone thinks about, while i day dream of make-up and ways to change mine and others faces, just for fun :p i would also love the makeup for my kit!!! god im babbling!! sorry, thanks :)

http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003fk7f/s320x240 (http://pics.livejournal.com/bnbs2x/pic/0003fk7f/)

DiMidio
01-15-2008, 07:22 PM
i would go back and change the times i got locked up, and definitely relive my high school years. i went to the biggest (yet the worst) high school in philly (olney high) and we was definitely wilding out and having fun in high school. smoking blunts in the bathroom, grabbing bitches asses and shit, spitting on bitch ass dudes, throwing the free fruit at the faggot dude that used to sit in the lunchroom. i remember cutting class going to every lunch all day long, getting high with the munchies eating the free pizza. everything else was nasty as fuck but it was common knowledge the pizza was banging. the days of casette tapes, mothafuckas sneaking they boomboxes in school, and all you would hear in the hallways in 95 was illmatic, the infamous album, 36 chambers and cuban linx. one time in an assembly, one homie crept up behind the cop (yes we had 2 officers assigned to our school) and took his hammer out his holster and started bustin shots in the auditorium (sp?). i had perfect attendance my 12th grade year for the sole reason i came to school everyday to cop my weed.

fucked up i know, i didnt learn shit in there. it wasnt even my fault, cause the teachers didnt care either. the students AND the teachers made no effort at all.

i learned my shit through reading myself..

but anyways, i would definitely relive high school. i had mad fun in school

wuswordz95
01-16-2008, 01:40 AM
id go back in time just to fuck this bitch i didnt like in high school.

and id relive 92-97. this time it would be cool if i knew who the wu was in high school. it would have been tight if i knew about gza liquid swords in the 12th grade. each year gets worse for me.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-16-2008, 02:02 AM
Go to the 30's and take over cocaine business when all other mafiosis were bumping just that dumb alcohol. Cocaine was practically outta anyone's control.

Til '70s I'd be richest dead man in the world.

good luck selling coke to the hippies. hahaha.

wuswordz95
01-16-2008, 02:03 AM
id go back in 99 and build myself some balls and ask this bitch i use to work with out. I accidently touched her tits more then twice that has to meant something.


in the 11th grade my teacher was teaching me fractions over and over again. I admit I am an idiot for math. her name was ms minkin she had nice big tits. we were just 10 years apart. while she was helping me out. I was checking out her big tits under her shirt. I layed my hands on her knees and tried to work my way in to her mediimn skirt. when I nearly toched tha point. she said
people could see through the windows. I really dont think people during lunch are gonna look up in to the windows. theres no way somebody would have seen us.


I wish I could go back in time and just when she said ppl could see.
i would tell her to relax and procced to put my hand in her skirt and tell her shes the best fucking teacher i ever had. incase she pulls my fingers away.
ill tell her is yer nice big tits getting jealous. ill caress her tits. shell probaly say this is so wrong. please stop and leave. due to this scenario i will build a massive hard on. it will be 2 inches then normal erection. I will stand up with my obvious erection and tell ms minkin with a sad tone. okay ill go.
then shell feel bad and lick the cock that hides in my pants.
Ill whip it out and make her happy. then from that point on fuck the shit out of her. go physo on her; tell her I love her, cum in her.
hopefully all this happens in 45 minutes. thats how long lunch is.

it would be cool 16 year old boy impregnets 26 year old teacher.

i wish i had a time machine

Bg_Knocc_Out
01-16-2008, 02:59 AM
I'd relive being a kid again (6-8 y.o), everything was so much better then.

CHRONZ
01-16-2008, 03:14 AM
if i could go back in time, i would have taken a piss in my ex's mouth last time she gave me head

L~>1<~NKS
01-16-2008, 10:19 AM
id go back in 99 and build myself some balls and ask this bitch i use to work with out. I accidently touched her tits more then twice that has to meant something.


in the 11th grade my teacher was teaching me fractions over and over again. I admit I am an idiot for math. her name was ms minkin she had nice big tits. we were just 10 years apart. while she was helping me out. I was checking out her big tits under her shirt. I layed my hands on her knees and tried to work my way in to her mediimn skirt. when I nearly toched tha point. she said
people could see through the windows. I really dont think people during lunch are gonna look up in to the windows. theres no way somebody would have seen us.


I wish I could go back in time and just when she said ppl could see.
i would tell her to relax and procced to put my hand in her skirt and tell her shes the best fucking teacher i ever had. incase she pulls my fingers away.
ill tell her is yer nice big tits getting jealous. ill caress her tits. shell probaly say this is so wrong. please stop and leave. due to this scenario i will build a massive hard on. it will be 2 inches then normal erection. I will stand up with my obvious erection and tell ms minkin with a sad tone. okay ill go.
then shell feel bad and lick the cock that hides in my pants.
Ill whip it out and make her happy. then from that point on fuck the shit out of her. go physo on her; tell her I love her, cum in her.
hopefully all this happens in 45 minutes. thats how long lunch is.

it would be cool 16 year old boy impregnets 26 year old teacher.

i wish i had a time machine

That's gotta be the sexiest name I've ever heard for a teacher.... Ms. Minkin.

Sounds like she got that doughnut pussy.

JASPER
01-16-2008, 10:30 AM
id go back in 99 and build myself some balls and ask this bitch i use to work with out. I accidently touched her tits more then twice that has to meant something.

HAHAHAHAAA!

Fuck I would be a pro footballer.

002
01-16-2008, 03:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phTqQebUcPY&feature=related

L~>1<~NKS
01-27-2008, 07:56 PM
^^^ Most homofied Batman I've ever seen.