DUMBO
01-13-2008, 05:06 PM
notice the gender-neutral language bitches? pls contribute
the cruelest thing i ever did to someone i purported to love was....
took her offer to pay my taxi home, took the taxi one block, dipped, and rode the subway the rest of the way - pocketing the bulk of the $20. then i called my other dumpster and proceed to make haste all over her face (t). then i contract clamidya (sic) and brought that shit home to roost on the other dyke - who may have had her felopian (sic) tubes scarred by my 'error' and has since miscarriaged like a ton of babies.
wutang!
the cruelest thing i ever did to someone i purported to love was....
took her offer to pay my taxi home, took the taxi one block, dipped, and rode the subway the rest of the way - pocketing the bulk of the $20. then i called my other dumpster and proceed to make haste all over her face (t). then i contract clamidya (sic) and brought that shit home to roost on the other dyke - who may have had her felopian (sic) tubes scarred by my 'error' and has since miscarriaged like a ton of babies.
wutang!