View Full Version : what is the cruelest thing you have ever done to your 'lover'

01-13-2008, 06:06 PM
notice the gender-neutral language bitches? pls contribute

the cruelest thing i ever did to someone i purported to love was....

took her offer to pay my taxi home, took the taxi one block, dipped, and rode the subway the rest of the way - pocketing the bulk of the $20. then i called my other dumpster and proceed to make haste all over her face (t). then i contract clamidya (sic) and brought that shit home to roost on the other dyke - who may have had her felopian (sic) tubes scarred by my 'error' and has since miscarriaged like a ton of babies.


01-13-2008, 06:08 PM
my buddhist co-worker hated hearing the story btw.

01-14-2008, 01:58 AM
broke into the bitch house

01-14-2008, 02:53 AM
Rammed my dick in her asshole

01-14-2008, 02:57 AM
Pawned Our Wedding Bands And Spent The Money On A 3 Day Heroin Binge And A Crack Whore Orgy, Then Came Home And Sat On Her Seeing Eye Glasses
*oops Sorry*