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Durag
01-14-2008, 10:36 AM
You end up gettin in a fight with some big huge fuckin prick, who looks like he eats fuckin babies for breakfast. This mutherfucker looks like he could crush ur skull with one hand, and one punch from him would probably send you into next week. Not a hope could you beat this cunt down. You gotta think about using a weapon.

What do ya go for?

Id pick up a wheelbrace. Its easy to find, (comes with most cars) light, and effective. A few smacks over his fat overgrown head and he's down.

Im taking about using shit thats around you as a weapon. Not a fuckin giant axe or a bazooka or whatever.

begongo
01-14-2008, 10:40 AM
anything sharp

TAURO
01-14-2008, 10:54 AM
Big muthafuckas use weapons too.

CHRONZ
01-14-2008, 10:54 AM
stab a crushed bottle to the weak spot at the side of the head

TAURO
01-14-2008, 10:55 AM
I would use a wall........as in smash your head against it.

Durag
01-14-2008, 10:58 AM
Big muthafuckas use weapons too.

Yeah but...... dammit Tauro ruinin my thread!!!

I dunno, its usually the smaller fellas that use and carry round weapons, big muthafuckas dont need too.
Whatever weapon they gots, you just get something better.

TAURO
01-14-2008, 10:59 AM
haha.....sorry for ruining the illusion.

Os3y3ris
01-14-2008, 10:59 AM
I usually just whoop dudes ass anyways. I'm good for an extra 100lbs if they're trained. Untrained, 150lbs. But, if I needed a weapon, a good solid stick IMO.

HANZO
01-14-2008, 02:24 PM
err my weapon of choice is a kebab knife. dats how we get down. cant fuk with that.

begongo
01-14-2008, 02:30 PM
^^ I'd rather eat a kebab than fight the huge prick

SKAMPOE
01-14-2008, 02:36 PM
My WeApon Of Choice Would Be A Pair Of Timberland Boots To The Face And Neck

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 04:59 PM
I'll reach for a no. 2.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/20300-1012-3-2ww-m.jpg

11th Chamber
01-14-2008, 05:08 PM
Butterfly Knife.

I always got one in my right pocket

Or, if I happened to get into the fight in my neiborhood, than I would make him eat my .38

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 05:15 PM
I'd reach for one of these and tear the nose off.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/istockphoto_191007_isolated_staple_.jpg

diggy
01-14-2008, 05:18 PM
I'm 6 foot 5 inches and my leg reach is longer than most of your legs. My weapon of choice is my legs. I will kick someone to submission.

STYLE
01-14-2008, 05:22 PM
dirt. better yet sand or fine gravel. when you hit the ground get a big fistfull and pray you dont miss his eyes. even if you do mis you can still daze him for a quick second to follow with a kick to the nuts or throat shot.

but pens and pencils are very effective. easy entry, deep penetration and the shock of having a utensil sticking out of him leaves your opponent open for more attacks.

i mean we're talkin bout fightin d-bo right?

craig used a brick to the face and a garbage can.

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 05:22 PM
I'd reach of one of these:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/TiffanyFork.jpg

And stab a mother fucker in the eyeball.

STYLE
01-14-2008, 05:24 PM
I'm 6 foot 5 inches and my leg reach is longer than most of your legs. My weapon of choice is my legs. I will kick someone to submission.

isn't it great to be tall? i'm 6'7". i use my legs and feet like arms and hands.

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 05:24 PM
I've been known to crack a mother fucker upside with one of these.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/Steel_reserve.jpg

Then stab with jagged neck. Don't test me.

STYLE
01-14-2008, 05:27 PM
i could go straight dracula on the mf

http://a726.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_1d5394789b826eb5beba7d8f77fcd37d.gif
http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2005/07/19/dracula_press_200_200x250.jpg

Dokuro
01-14-2008, 05:27 PM
Damscus Khopish

MEASUREMENTS:
Overall - 32 1/2"
Blade- 26 1/4" long
Appox. 2" wide but varies
Weight - 3 lbs 2 oz



http://www.by-the-sword.com/acatalog/images/ah9301t.jpg (http://www.by-the-sword.com/acatalog/images/ah9301.jpg)

that and a few kunai never go any were with out one

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 05:28 PM
Fuck it- let's get dirty.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/chopsticksU15.jpg

Don't test me when having my beef n broccoli or your liable to catch one these in the nostril.

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 05:34 PM
You don't want none of when I'm working on my arts and crafts.


http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/800px-Exacto_knife.jpg

SickSide
01-14-2008, 05:36 PM
the classic
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/st/stanley-retractable-blade-knife.jpg

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 05:37 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/boxcutter.jpg

CLAK! CLAK!

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 05:39 PM
the classic
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/st/stanley-retractable-blade-knife.jpg

oh shit you read my mind.

SickSide
01-14-2008, 05:40 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/boxcutter.jpg

CLAK! CLAK!

http://www.nhs.uk/magazines/teenboys/PublishingImages/scarface372x176.jpg

What now patna!

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 05:42 PM
I've also been known to put a motherfucker in a head lock and give them a "Talking to".

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/OpusX-3.jpg

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 05:46 PM
And

I'm also known for the strong female company I keep. Rowdy chicks, bull-dikes, and the like. You know the type of female that'll beat a man down.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/04.jpg

Say what you will but some woman make for good body guards.

STYLE
01-14-2008, 05:59 PM
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/316/8/1/Female_Ninja_Stock_02_by_kaios_stock.jpg

Paranoid
01-14-2008, 06:15 PM
I'd pick up a chain or a metal pipe, river city ransom style

AcidPhosphate69
01-14-2008, 06:24 PM
I always carry a knife on me and I can and will stab a motherfucker. See, the thing about knives is a lot of people don't actually know what it's like to feel the blade sink into the flesh. It's a weird feeling. Like, tension and then all of a sudden...slack and a lot of screaming.

WARPATH
01-14-2008, 06:28 PM
I'd pick up a chain or a metal pipe, river city ransom style

Now your talking, That was my shit.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/256px-River_City_Ransom-front.jpg

And if I remember correctly, Slick was always catching something upside the head.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/rcr1.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/151003-Ransom.gif

Slick: "B A R F !"

11th Chamber
01-14-2008, 06:36 PM
I always carry a knife on me and I can and will stab a motherfucker. See, the thing about knives is a lot of people don't actually know what it's like to feel the blade sink into the flesh. It's a weird feeling. Like, tension and then all of a sudden...slack and a lot of screaming.

I got stabbed twice in my leg, def didnt feel to good

Paranoid
01-14-2008, 08:15 PM
Now your talking, That was my shit.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/256px-River_City_Ransom-front.jpg

And if I remember correctly, Slick was always catching something upside the head.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/rcr1.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/151003-Ransom.gif

Slick: "B A R F !"

hahaha

NIGHT MAYOR
01-15-2008, 03:21 AM
Butterfly Knife.

I always got one in my right pocket

Or, if I happened to get into the fight in my neiborhood, than I would make him eat my .38

im with you, i got myself a butterfly knife - even tho they are absolutely illegal here - i got it off some baseball yank who was in town, he summugled it in with his baseball gear and only gave it to me (for $20) if i scored some X for him the next night (we were fuct up on x when we met him) i said sweet with all intensions of scoring for him the next night, but ya'll know what a night after x is like, he rang, he rang thru. i chilled and practised with my new knife, hehehehehe

Durag
01-15-2008, 05:27 AM
I always carry a knife on me and I can and will stab a motherfucker. See, the thing about knives is a lot of people don't actually know what it's like to feel the blade sink into the flesh. It's a weird feeling. Like, tension and then all of a sudden...slack and a lot of screaming.

Yeah, ive been stabbed before, its not the pain of it though, coz when ur in the middle of a fight u dont realize it, its just when you feel all the blood pouring out of ya, you get a shock and realize whats happened. I didnt feel it at all when it happened, if i hadnt started pissing blood i probably wouldnt have noticed till after.

A bottle over the head is very effective. It mitend be soreest thing ever, but it cuts the head open straight away, and they always get a shock when the blood strats trickling down thir face, so gives you the chance to kick the shit outta them.

Snooker ball in a sock, or rocks in a sock are very effective too.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-15-2008, 05:40 AM
yeah face cuts are bad, you have more muscles in your face than anywhere, so no mater what you do your gunna make it worse, smile, frown, scream, shock, your face moves = you bleed more and open the cut deaper. being oxed in jail = my nightmare.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-15-2008, 05:42 AM
i also got a big kitchen knife next to my bed, always there always know where it is.

SG
01-15-2008, 08:50 AM
option a: A belt for strangulation purposes

reinforced with option B: straight man power

2L8Lit da croatianMC
01-15-2008, 09:03 AM
id stick black widow in his sleeve...

Edgar Erebus
01-15-2008, 09:13 AM
Hahaha ^^^

Ya_Bane
01-15-2008, 10:27 AM
I'd drop on of there mofohs on his head. Learned that trick the hard way (watching TV).



Cheah! What?!






http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/153110_lg.jpg

Murdah Piff
01-15-2008, 02:51 PM
bottles, big rocks, bricks

otherwise i carry shanks, ox, and flare gun. dont bring out the heaters a lot cause i'll join the lifers crew

SHRAP
01-16-2008, 01:15 AM
id pick up a bald headed bitch by the ankles and bludgeon that motherfucker 2 death swingin her at him