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Father N Dangerous
08-10-2005, 02:23 AM
i ain't that good, so i don't wanna battle no one too dope :D

first come first serve ;)

SurreaL
08-10-2005, 02:24 AM
I'll battle you.

Father N Dangerous
08-10-2005, 02:26 AM
true dat, rules?

5 - 20 lines... uhhh no dick ridein crew votes ;)

u cool with that?

SurreaL
08-10-2005, 02:29 AM
shit, it's no problem man, I'll drop 1st?

Father N Dangerous
08-10-2005, 02:39 AM
if u insist

SurreaL
08-10-2005, 02:49 AM
First off, you ain't no shinobi, I'll rape your shit like kobe,
poppin shit you fake phonie, homie obviously don't know me.
Im'a bout to drop a brick, I rhyme spit, that's mind sick,
my line's rip through you're script, stop, read, rewind quick.
didn't mean to start it off raw, here lemme introduce myself,
I'm the Line killer, mind filler, MR. Bad for you're health.
Not anyone too dope?, this kid's lookin for the easy win,
but you lost already, and kid i've even yet to begin.
I'll murder you player, put you're body on Ice,
burn you, now you waterd down, paying the price.
I'm too nice with it, you don't like it, kill me,
but you ain't doing nothing, so sit back and feel me.
I'm poppin you corn's, leave you lifeless, no chance to react,
and this will hit you to the chest harder then a Asthma attack.
I'm dope and it's fact, you're bunk and you're shwag,
my dick ain't a roller coaster, so stop ridin it fag.
haha, all in joke's, I went real easy on you, so get to writing,
I could see you like " holy shit, im fucked ", so kid get to biting.

Father N Dangerous
08-10-2005, 03:48 AM
me bite? consider yourself already ate/
no need to complain or investigate/
i'll admit your shit was legeit/

You coun't get respect even driving a caddilac/
matter fact, on the mic you sound like a retarded maniac/
your rhymes are usual and plain, mine be from a new galaxy/
it's not a fantasy, like u a rapper, and making a big salary/
my mic crush your skull, blood splatter run down the wall/
fuck for the principal, im wipeing your brain clean like a unseen chemical/
im cool calm collective, im stuffin' lyrical pins down ur throat that all be connected/
you co-exist, a berlin wall shovinst, here blow in this, and you'll get exact measurements/
your style is decent, puches you didn't mean it/
i don't need to bite or feed off your lines, already knowning my rhymes infect your mind/

uppin

led_mic
08-10-2005, 04:05 AM
Yo what up kidz ill rip y'all and this battle to shreds
Like a priest and an altar boy in a room minus the threads
Skipin' the head, poppin some shit in his asshole instead
fuckin the shit out of him literally while munching the wine and the bread
fuck an introduction im not one to be polite
ill have your egos hold the string while mine flies as high as a kite
y'all are some pussy ass ninjas, im that bitch from kill bill
ill chop your arms, your legs and meanwhile im standing still
if yall want to continue let me place a welcoming mat
but understand you will end up consuming my semen and getting fat...

Idiom
08-10-2005, 06:53 AM
:)

OmO < Idiom

SurreaL
08-10-2005, 08:31 AM
Led goodjob kid, you're labeled officially whack
want a welcoming committe, here's my welcoming slap
step back from the spot kid, you stinkin' up the joint
my rap's are like a dagger fresh out the kitchen, on point
You ain't shit, that whack verse, swollow that shit, and take a seat
you claim you came with hell fire, but you'll get rained on with defeat
I'll keep it descreet, you punk mother fucker, you're first verse was retarded
and that was you're very 1st post in this ish, so don't get that shit started


anyway's good bat white, vote's.

hollywoodrealty
08-10-2005, 08:56 AM
surreal is killen everyone in this thread, but led_mic did alright, and he only spit once here so i cant comment on him yet, he still has a lot more opportunities before he can be judged....

SurreaL
08-10-2005, 09:16 AM
^
very true, peace, it's all in fun.

led_mic
08-10-2005, 11:59 AM
This game without me? Thats like the nazis without hitler
and with that fact, your "punk-ass" is a burnt up jewish scripture
outdated, wrinkly, while copying an album booklet
that "knife on point bit", I believe Method Man had coined it
"Keep it discreet" you beg, i laugh in your face
you only say that because your mental cant keep up with my pace
well this is a race, theres no place for elbow space
i bring it to you, mainly putting similes to place
no thats not a typo, i am claiming poetic structure
I'll pump so much of that shit in your head you ll get a rupture
Dont insult my shit with fear I can smell you on the offensive
Just be careful because I elevate my mental on the defensive

SurreaL
08-10-2005, 05:50 PM
edit you're script again, cause that shit still isn't up to par
I crushed you with a bar, and my rhyme skill's kill your's by far
I don't even need to feed off you're peice, you're script's bore me
you're shit is a joke, and you're embaressing yourself for me
fuck a punch line, it's lunch time, This emcee's a pussy sandwhich
I'll damage this played out pussy, turn him from a cat to a man bitch
man switch up you're tone, maybe grab a book, do somthing for a line,
kid you're last 2 bar's were horrible, cause offensive and defensive don't rhyme

led_mic
08-10-2005, 07:52 PM
i wanna see some votes here
some inspiration for work

-Master Geniuz (yes that is MY name now)

u-turn
08-10-2005, 09:15 PM
feel the thump in ya chest, i'm bout to rump where ya rest
bout to kill quickly like scarface bumpin my rep
its like volvos, i cracked ya once, and know its over?
c'mon wannabe hova, i thought you said you were over me?
i'm the livest kid, who brings the jivest shit
i had to tell ya how to read my lyrics, survive my bits n peices
ya lucky if you do like takin shrapnel
but son, i'm just rapin so all can tell
waking up every morning ready for a fight
going to bed hoping you be like bobby knight
an old fart who ain't got shit on the big east
so pull your trigger beast
i steal this quicker then a superman
trying to feel you but i must got a problem

adedwutang
08-10-2005, 10:06 PM
feel the thump in ya chest, i'm bout to rump where ya rest
bout to kill quickly like scarface bumpin my rep
its like volvos, i cracked ya once, and know its over?
c'mon wannabe hova, i thought you said you were over me?
i'm the livest kid, who brings the jivest shit
i had to tell ya how to read my lyrics, survive my bits n peices
ya lucky if you do like takin shrapnel
but son, i'm just rapin so all can tell
waking up every morning ready for a fight
going to bed hoping you be like bobby knight
an old fart who ain't got shit on the big east
so pull your trigger beast
i steal this quicker then a superman
trying to feel you but i must got a problem
__________________

listen here, i think u shuld turn ya ass back around/
matter of fact i think its better if u just skipped town/
nobody wants u around here ur a clown/
just listenin to ur rhymes is bringin me down/
u got a rep for have rhymes that are lame/
u shuld even think about changin ur whole name/
and never rap again because all ur shit sounds the same/
dont be mad its not u to blame/
its not ur fault ull never see any fortune or fame/
are those silly ass rhymes even yours to claim/
or did u steal it from a kid wit a deformed brain/
do my rhymes bring pain to ur heart/
do u truly think that ur smart/
are u gonna sit back and let me tear u apart/
i post on this site only a few times a week/
but im bettin anythin i culd beat u in my sleep/
u c ur not even worthy enough for me to get deep/
simple words could easily beat u 1..2..3/
ur whole ryme book couldnt beat 2 of my bars/
if i start spittin fires then u start seein stars/
i dont have to do a u-turn to hit u wit a nother one/
ill only leave one more line, take care of mother son/

visualeipstm
08-11-2005, 09:55 AM
i'll battle u whiteboi...

im a tiger and you aint nothin but an antilope
i sliced your dick off, thats why you sit around and mope
figuatively speaking, you aint shit but a hermaphrodite
i crank it up, i get buck, nigga dont try to get hyped
coz i will send your mother death threats and stab her in the ass
you a queezy nigga without sight of literal things
while you jabbin and duckin, i knocked you out tha ring
i covered you in vaseline, while i raped you in your *bing*
you already know what comes next, its mind sex
i rip my dick through your brain and blast you like a tech
you really think its over? naw, not yet
im almost to my starting point, just begun to get upset
i toss you from a hellicopter and stick you through a sky scraper
screamin and whalin as i proceed to tape your
mouth shut, smear your own blood on your forehead
as the sun rises, people surrounding can smell your death
i blow and im hella cold like a blizzard
you think that this is it from the chicken, well here come the gizzards
i'll have your whole crew racin and hidin they kids
from these bullets at cha slugs
your wife givin ya man his last hug
his last feel on her butt, then i takeover your dutch
and have my other niggas search you like hutch
im clean clear and under control
youve just made your way into hell as my foe
before you die you spit up some flem and blood
then your hood gets raped of its ends like a sperm flood
see nigga? you just cant win
im the only thing in, you just keep on bitin
i'll keep on writtin, these sperm seed words so right man
technologic like macintosh, dive into your hood like a mosh pit
your clothes, i wash em, so you better watch it
before i really make you queezy
beatin you is way too easy
dissing you is pleasing me
you are making my dick greasy

u-turn
08-11-2005, 03:19 PM
in war there's many casualties
many probibilty's, me lose, you know what the outcome'll be
me on top, stopping flows
dropping hoes who step up to the batters dome
quaking in my steps, better roll the carpet
i collect diamonds to cheddar rolls n muslim tarps
out the gate you a got a bladder mouth
you ain't got no chance, so what the hell you chatter about?
nothing, like something for nothing
i got midas' touch n shit
stopping the feds, you know when i feed ya dead
so why bother with ya feeble attempts
ya weak stuff ain't nothing to speak on
so i'mma just speak about me on n on

Father N Dangerous
08-11-2005, 03:52 PM
fo sho surreal, why is everyone droppin verses lmao

vote peeps!!!

SurreaL
08-11-2005, 06:57 PM
fo sho surreal, why is everyone droppin verses lmao

vote peeps!!!

No doubt, haha.

Grim Reapa
08-11-2005, 07:05 PM
my vote goes to surreal

SurreaL
08-11-2005, 07:16 PM
Alright man, that's chill and all, thank's, but uhh, for the sake of normal bat rule's, could you just explain why, peace.

Grim Reapa
08-11-2005, 07:26 PM
sure no problem, let me explain my vote you c surreal i like people who can squeez at least 2 rhymes in to a sentence it sounds better over a beat and some of what wnd wrote didn't rhyme like for example investigate and legeit dont rhyme and maniac and caddilaic or as so he spelled do not rhyme ether. Do i have to say anything else homie?

PEACE

SurreaL
08-11-2005, 07:29 PM
nah that's peace. Thank's for voting.

Oct_Blast
08-11-2005, 10:08 PM
my girl went black and still came back...
so call me wack...
but when i do this i do this behind your back...
call her a bitch ....
na thats nothing ...id call my mother... nor do i call
ever nigga my brother ... to the roots i gets looped

led_mic
08-12-2005, 12:31 AM
But why is surreal better than ME you seemed to forget

Father N Dangerous
08-12-2005, 01:12 AM
haha well shit, sory i dont havve perrfect tyyping daawg =\

the front wasn't really spitting, just talking but i appreciate the vote

anyone else?

Grim Reapa
08-12-2005, 01:41 AM
y the fuck are so many people rhyming on this page
let me shut theese nigz up

YO IF U WANNA TALK SHIT IM LISTENIN IN/
IM LIKE god I CAN HEAR EVERY STROKE OF YOUR KEYBOARD OR PEN/
SMACK YOUR KEYBOARD AND TEACH U THE ART OF OF RHYME SKILL/
MAKE YOU WRITE YOUR LAST WILL SO I CAN SPEND YOU LIKE A DOLLAR BILL/
BUT Y WOULD U SQUEEZE A BILL OUT OF A CENT/
BUT IF YOU R A BILL YOU'LL BE PART OF A LUCKY 5 PERCENT/
MY RHYMES THERE ISN'T ANYTHING AS ILL/
ILL MEANS SKILL/
SO AFTER IM DONE YOU'LL NEED REDCROSS AND GOODWILL/
SO BEFORE YOUR COMPUTER EXPLODES FROM TOO MUCH BINARY CODE/
NEXT MC UP THE RHYME IS BESTOWED/

peace

SurreaL
08-12-2005, 03:18 AM
haha, word, oh well, let them do there thing, it's alright, peace.

Grim Reapa
08-12-2005, 03:35 AM
my girl went black and still came back...
so call me wack...
but when i do this i do this behind your back...
call her a bitch ....
na thats nothing ...id call my mother... nor do i call
ever nigga my brother ... to the roots i gets looped

yo but still with rhymes like these your never gonna get votes in.1