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DJMethods
02-20-2008, 07:48 AM
I know you have a shit beer epidemic and since you buy our worst beer, I thought i'd offer you the chance to taste our best beer.

Post your address and i'll forward a 6pack of Coopers Sparkling Ale to your door step. Let it get chilled, I know the temptation for quality beer will be great but don't give in. Roll the beer on a flat surface before opening, and enjoy.

http://www.frugalmacdoogal.com/images/ale18.jpg

DJMethods
02-20-2008, 07:54 AM
Order now and recieve a FREE - That's right, FREE - lock of Delta Goodrem's hair. Be quick, this is a once in a lifetime collectors itemed valued at over $10,000 dollars.

http://www.celebfart.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/delta-goodrem-pictures-8.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
02-20-2008, 07:56 AM
drank it last night.

DJMethods
02-20-2008, 07:58 AM
Drinking now, really is quality.

Didn't cost $10 though.

KERZO
02-20-2008, 08:20 AM
so is this how your day would go? -

Buy Beer -
http://www.frugalmacdoogal.com/images/ale18.jpg

Surf -
http://www.destination360.com/central-america/costa-rica/images/costa-rica-surfing.jpg

Buy more beer -
http://www.frugalmacdoogal.com/images/ale18.jpg

Surf some more -
http://www.andeantravelweb.com/images/surfing-peru.jpg

Buy even more beer -
http://www.frugalmacdoogal.com/images/ale18.jpg

Donate some sperm -
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/12/18/australia.sperm/vstory.spermad.jpg

Buy beer to cool down -
http://www.frugalmacdoogal.com/images/ale18.jpg

Make out with a Wombat -
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/09/ani_wombat_gallery__550x393.jpg

Buy more beer to hide the memories -
http://www.frugalmacdoogal.com/images/ale18.jpg

Dress up like dame edna average -
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/10/dame_edna1_narrowweb__300x452,0.jpg


........beer -
http://www.frugalmacdoogal.com/images/ale18.jpg

Wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and wonder what a sex god you are -
http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/billbradley1.jpg

Crack open a fresh morning beer -
http://www.frugalmacdoogal.com/images/ale18.jpg


is that about right? :lmao:

TAURO
02-20-2008, 08:21 AM
lmao at Delta Goodrems' hair.

She's fine though, she tried to make a name for herself here in the uk after she left neighbours but it never too off.

DJMethods
02-20-2008, 08:27 AM
so is this how your day would go? -



You'd be shocked how close that was to the mark. Usually it's pick up Dame Edna then wake up the next morning wondering what sex she is. I try to lift up the blankets and see but dont wanna wake her. If you've ever heard J-Live's "One For The Griot"... it's similar.

lmao at Delta Goodrems' hair.

She's fine though, she tried to make a name for herself here in the uk after she left neighbours but it never too off.

Haha true? They say she did kinda make it over here, then again going to England is like 'making it' for tosser Aussies. Shes damn hot though, loads of Neighbours girls are.. I dunno where you're up to on Neighbours over there but I want to be a school teacher.

TSA
02-20-2008, 08:37 AM
this thread sucks

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so im gonna post this song on here just incase i forget it sucks, and click it. Then i'll have something to listen to while i notice it sucks again

KERZO
02-20-2008, 08:51 AM
wow cheers for that professional critique there shaolin assassin... :thumbup:

TSA
02-20-2008, 08:55 AM
^has never ran up on a keyon divine

TAURO
02-20-2008, 08:59 AM
Haha true? They say she did kinda make it over here, then again going to England is like 'making it' for tosser Aussies. Shes damn hot though, loads of Neighbours girls are.. I dunno where you're up to on Neighbours over there but I want to be a school teacher.


I haven't watched neighbours in a while but I think we're like 6 months behind you. When it's christmas time in neighbours, it's summer here.

dezmond
02-20-2008, 01:31 PM
Is she still with the fat one from boyzone? (delta not edna)

DJMethods
02-20-2008, 01:36 PM
All the Delta hair has sold out, but don't fear foreigners, we have another special gift for you.

Order in the next 30 minutes and recieve FREEEEEEEEE, Kylie boob. thats right, ABSOLUTELY FREE PIECE OF KYLIE BREAST.

How good is that? dont wait, order now!

http://static.taume.com/image/kylie-minogue.jpg

Sky Blue Danny Kid
02-20-2008, 05:41 PM
Any thing that has "sparkling" on the label is for 15-year-old girls. Ever heard of Old Milwaukee, mate?