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STYLE
02-20-2008, 08:02 PM
Swami Styles can see the future.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/swami.jpg


Ask me a Question about what is to come, then gaze into my crystal ball......
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/crystalball.jpg



All will be revealed.



witness the power .....

Oh Great Swami Style....What will I be doing in 15 years?

crystal ball......show me blackula's future.....
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/blackswam.jpg

Mexican sweatshop knitting yarn thongs for your 14 year old stripper daughter who was fathered by Heat during a crack binge.

oooooooooooooooooooooo spooky!


Okay Line Starts over there. One question per turn.

Queen Of Poetry
02-20-2008, 08:12 PM
Damn crystal ball said that I will never find a man to be my equal............

STYLE
02-20-2008, 08:18 PM
Damn crystal ball said that I will never find a man to be my equal............

Crystal Ball....Show me the Man that could meet her strict pie in the sky unrealistic standards.......




http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/wamqueen.jpg
yes you will meet him but he has vowed never to get married again unless the woman has Oprah money.

Visionz
02-20-2008, 08:21 PM
What's the winning lotto numbers for Texas this Saturday?

Queen Of Poetry
02-20-2008, 08:22 PM
LOL........I ain't looking to get married...just a good man

HANZO
02-20-2008, 08:23 PM
hahahahaahahahhahahah this thread kills it, i saw it coming.

STYLE
02-20-2008, 08:41 PM
What's the winning lotto numbers for Texas this Saturday?


http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/swam.jpg
here are your numbers but i also see that after you win you will be found dead in a hotel room in vegas. DNA evidence would later point to a 300lb drag queen named Mistress Divalicious.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
02-20-2008, 09:27 PM
do you see a future for me and blackula???


crosses fingers"

JohnnyKarson
02-20-2008, 09:39 PM
Will my girl in NY find out I am cheating?

I hope to god she doesn't find out I post here.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-20-2008, 09:47 PM
Will Lebron leave Cleveland?

MgkMn
02-20-2008, 09:52 PM
Will I?

Storm
02-20-2008, 09:54 PM
lol @ this thread, 5 stars.

STYLE
02-20-2008, 10:23 PM
do you see a future for me and blackula???


crosses fingers"

crystal ball.....show Shifter the answer he seeks.....


http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/graveswam.jpg
yes you will have your moment together. sadly Blackula will have completely let herself go. and because of an incident involving a broken condom, she will put Heat's baby on you.

STYLE
02-20-2008, 10:25 PM
SM is 5 stars with his material!!!

The games ideas came from my Wax Museum thread?


yeah man i thought that thread was genius. sad i missed it.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
02-20-2008, 10:26 PM
rofl

dying






dying








-dead-

STYLE
02-20-2008, 10:39 PM
Will my girl in NY find out I am cheating?

I hope to god she doesn't find out I post here.



crystaaaaaal baaaaaallllll...........
will she discover that he cheats? give him the answer that he seeks!


http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/newswam.jpg
The outlook is hazy, but it seems that she WILL FIND OUT if a large amount of cash is not delivered to a certain wucorp members home.

TSA
02-20-2008, 10:52 PM
stylemaster, a hooka i know is having a friend from omaha come down and wants to show her she hangs out with cool black guys (like on tv)

problem is i just took a shit,

so i go and try to dig the guts with a smelly asshole or should i wait till the weekend

TSA
02-20-2008, 10:54 PM
nevermind, i will

STYLE
02-20-2008, 10:55 PM
Will Lebron leave Cleveland?

Will Lebron go down in flames or will cleveland hail king james?

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/lebron.jpg
It seems Lebron will wake up and realize that MJs curse is real and CLE will NEVER EVER win a title. he will take a huge paycut and move to CHI where he will bring the BULLS into the new era of total domination.

Sicka than aidZ
02-20-2008, 11:04 PM
should i look at the moon or the future? yo style'z whatz in it for me?

STYLE
02-20-2008, 11:10 PM
will sunny continue to hate me because i fuck more colored women than him or will my pussy stock plummet?

crystal ball tell us the tale, when will sunny stop hating on pale....
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/pale.jpg

it seems that the tables will turn when sunny tries to pay for one of your top notch hoes with a sock full of pennies.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-20-2008, 11:13 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

STYLE
02-20-2008, 11:18 PM
should i look at the moon or the future? yo style'z whatz in it for me?

show this man which destiny awaits, is it the moon or is he too late?

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/sick.jpg

funny you should ask this question, it seems that you will be the 1st nigga on the moon, sadly it is just a hallucination from a cocaine overdose.

STYLE
02-21-2008, 12:28 AM
Swami Style is drained from his spacetime travel. He will be back tomorrow to answer your deepest questions. leave your queries here.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/swami.jpg

GENERAL WISE
02-21-2008, 01:32 AM
Wow, stylemasterr is putting a lot of work into WTC. No wonder this nigga got vatican status in 4 months.

Will Blackula ever send out more nudes?

SKAMPOE
02-21-2008, 01:49 AM
will my cholesterol level ever drop to normal?

GENERAL WISE
02-21-2008, 02:17 AM
will my cholesterol level ever drop to normal?

(Fat diss here)

EAGLE EYE
02-21-2008, 02:20 AM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/construction_85/skampburglar.jpg

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-21-2008, 02:47 AM
Will Dubya realize he won't be a President after this year? Cuz I think he doesn't know that.

STYLE
02-21-2008, 02:48 PM
will my cholesterol level ever drop to normal?

look into my crystal ball, time to check cholesterol
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/skampcry.jpg

yes your cholesterol will drop but only after you have gotten too fat to get out of bed. out of desperation, you will then proceed to eat yourself. you will be credited with starting the new "Eat Yourself Slim" diet and make billions. sadly you will be nothing but a skinny stump.

STYLE
02-21-2008, 02:59 PM
Will Dubya realize he won't be a President after this year? Cuz I think he doesn't know that.

crystal ball show us the douche, what wil become of W Bush?

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/budh.jpg
Bush will quickly be assassinated once his presidency is over. It is a well know fact that idiots can't keep secrets and dead men tell no tales.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-21-2008, 03:59 PM
[That cracka should've been killed some years before.]

Will Raekwon eat Shyheim or is he too skiny?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-21-2008, 04:11 PM
Will I meet up with MsRzarectah & Ilzpotent in Las Vegas in 2010 for the Wucorp Meet and Greet

and skeet

TSA
02-21-2008, 06:23 PM
"wucorp meet and greet" AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

STYLE
02-21-2008, 06:26 PM
Will I meet up with MsRzarectah & Ilzpotent in Las Vegas in 2010 for the Wucorp Meet and Greet

2010 the meet and greet, tell me will ben skeet skeet skeet.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/begcryst.jpg
yes you will meet them only after ignoring the do not disturb sign on my hotel room door.
poker chips baby oil $100 bills scattered from wall to wall with "return to the 36 chambers" pumping out of an oldschool ghettoblaster Ilz brought. Styles tells you to come in quick and close fuckin door b4 we have all of WTC in here!

EAGLE EYE
02-21-2008, 06:58 PM
hahahahah when did she post that booty pic?



Whats in my future almighty stylemasterr?

MgkMn
02-21-2008, 07:05 PM
Will you?

Edgar Erebus
02-21-2008, 07:51 PM
Oh great magician, when will Sicka give up acting like he can rhyme?

STYLE
04-29-2008, 11:38 PM
COME SEE THE FUTURE ONCE AGAIN.....

Sicka than aidZ
04-29-2008, 11:53 PM
yo what up with my future styley... Will i keep myself fed or get hemmed up by the fedz?

Dog id like to know before i go out tonight if u could help a ninja out

Visionz
04-29-2008, 11:57 PM
will my weedman come through or should I start workin on that resume I've been putting off?

TSA
04-30-2008, 12:11 AM
swami styles..is it real son, is it really real son?
and if so how real

Sicka than aidZ
04-30-2008, 12:14 AM
will my weedman come through or should I start workin on that resume I've been putting off?


Ill tell u right now your weed man probably aint shit compared my weed man.... str8 fiyah baby

STYLE
04-30-2008, 12:33 AM
yo what up with my future styley... Will i keep myself fed or get hemmed up by the fedz?

Dog id like to know before i go out tonight if u could help a ninja out

fed or the fedz, yeah you will get rich, but ain't that a bitch? sicka ends up a snitch...
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/war/swami/sicka.jpg




will my weedman come through or should I start workin on that resume I've been putting off?
fuck a resume mr green wil come thru, with a big bag of green and a job offer for you.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/war/swami/vision.jpg



swami styles..is it real son, is it really real son?
and if so how real

ask me again how real is this shit. look in the ball nigga, its as real as it gets.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/war/swami/tsa.jpg

hectis
04-30-2008, 12:46 AM
what will become of me in 5 years?

Surreptitious
04-30-2008, 12:54 AM
will I ever quit doing blow? not even every once in awhile?

STYLE
04-30-2008, 12:54 AM
what will become of me in 5 years?

after 5 years you'll see how you've grown, 10,000 posts and ur still an unknown
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/crystalball.jpg

hectis
04-30-2008, 12:56 AM
after 5 years you'll see how you've grown, 10,000 posts and ur still an unknown
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/crystalball.jpg

I see

EAGLE EYE
04-30-2008, 12:58 AM
what will have happened to me by the end of this '08 summer?

STYLE
04-30-2008, 01:00 AM
will I ever quit doing blow? not even every once in awhile?

the power of powder will keep you in grips, midtown on peachtree suckin dicks for a hit.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/war/swami/surr.jpg

Surreptitious
04-30-2008, 01:06 AM
hahahahaha, a little too easy there, thank god I live with my bitch

STYLE
04-30-2008, 01:09 AM
what will have happened to me by the end of this '08 summer?


bombs will be dropped with explosions of laughter, Nigerian babies accept Raptor as master.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/war/swami/jam.jpg

EAGLE EYE
04-30-2008, 01:12 AM
Hahaha

hectis
04-30-2008, 01:14 AM
will I ever get obtained cuz they think am a terrorist?

EAGLE EYE
04-30-2008, 01:19 AM
u are white you live in the city of love, and need protein shakes like me + weights

STYLE
04-30-2008, 01:23 AM
will I ever get obtained cuz they think am a terrorist?

you will be obtained tho you're slicker than grease, they'll pick you up off the street but it won't be in one piece.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/war/swami/hectis.jpg

hectis
04-30-2008, 01:24 AM
me? am half white lol

Visionz
04-30-2008, 01:41 AM
fuck a resume mr green wil come thru, with a big bag of green and a job offer for you.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/war/swami/vision.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/olivus/IMG_3517.jpg

OH SHIT, instant results, thaaaaaanks Swami ^O^

Sicka than aidZ
04-30-2008, 04:03 PM
shit

SKAMPOE
04-30-2008, 04:56 PM
swami!
tell deez niggaz again how i splash blocks like tsunami,
n will i ever get burned by blaculas burnin punani?

JASPER
04-30-2008, 09:26 PM
When you motherfuckers change my name motherfucker.

JASPER
04-30-2008, 09:31 PM
Toastface Killah
Uncle J
Poopman Facehat
Irondan2

I only accept either of those.

JASPER
04-30-2008, 09:33 PM
Phil Leotardo will do too.

Throw in a 1134 as well.

JASPER
04-30-2008, 09:46 PM
You go change my name now you Samoan cocksucker

ulyQ9vM9pqk

SKAMPOE
04-30-2008, 11:26 PM
How about retardo montalban
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaahhaah good shit

EAGLE EYE
04-30-2008, 11:29 PM
hahaha jasper took my word and at least added "O.G. fluffer" to his avatar part


Fluffers are gettin paid in full in '08

SKAMPOE
04-30-2008, 11:29 PM
jasper ur name should be


''PEDRO FE'LEEANN''

JRoll
05-01-2008, 12:24 AM
Is Will and Jeff gonna make another album?

SKAMPOE
05-01-2008, 12:29 AM
http://i32.tinypic.com/kf5qj7.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/14ah6wg.jpg
http://i19.tinypic.com/6lmvuhh.jpg


http://i12.tinypic.com/6ktf2oz.jpg

Surreptitious
05-01-2008, 03:27 AM
Style, I showed my wiz your resonse to my question and she got a pretty big kick out of it, but she did ask, why is a black dude kickin on this forum?