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VZA
02-25-2008, 01:37 PM
MODS AND ADMINS FEEL FREE TO REMOVE THIS THREAD IF IT PISSES YOU OFF. I'LL UNDERSTAND.



I'll start...


Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Maddie.






What's the difference between Madeline McCann and the pope? The pope died a virgin.





What's pink and smells like Holly?
Ian Huntley's cock.

STYLE
02-25-2008, 07:03 PM
just a tip. add pics.
i didn't know who maddie was?

knock knock.
who's there?



not maddie.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Madeleine_close2.jpg/150px-Madeleine_close2.jpg

oDoUoSoKo
02-25-2008, 07:10 PM
who the fuck is that...i got one anyway...

why couldnt the Wicked Witch of the East give freebies when she was a whore?

cause the house was on her.....HAHA

northstardragon
02-25-2008, 07:21 PM
This guy goes to his proctologist for an exam where the dr. asks him

"Whats the difference between pink and purple?"
The patient said he didn't know .. so the proctologistst says "THE GRIP!!!"

STYLE
02-25-2008, 07:37 PM
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



























cause it was dead.
http://bp0.blogger.com/_fbieQ6vDebI/RymzJMfx6tI/AAAAAAAAAHg/Sf8BQ5IR97k/s1600/dead_monkey.jpg

SKAMPOE
02-25-2008, 07:51 PM
How Did The Monkey Die?











































Stylemaster's Song

Tecknowledgist
02-25-2008, 09:15 PM
What do Skampoe and a farmer have in common?

They both have shit on their rubbers.

STYLE
02-25-2008, 09:37 PM
What do Skampoe and a farmer have in common?

They both have shit on their rubbers.


^^^heh heh


idk know if it was the brit terminology, or the thought of skamp having anal, but this made me lol

TSA
02-25-2008, 09:37 PM
white tsa

lol at skampoe coming in and talking about 2 ppl not involved in it
^^ i see the next nomination for the hater hall of fame keep it up!

LORD NOSE
02-25-2008, 09:41 PM
this shit is wack

Prince Rai
02-26-2008, 11:30 AM
the maddie joke was harsh. doubt anybody outside britain wud know her tho.

pill happy
02-26-2008, 11:36 AM
the maddie joke was harsh. doubt anybody outside britain wud know her tho.


the whole maddie thing is huge in ireland as well, and i think in alot of europe as well. prob not as much as in eng and ire. a similar thing happened to an irish girl in spain, it was pretty big here for a bit, but the media kind of lost interest. saw a thing where they asked english people did they know about the story and noboby did. everybody in ireland knows about the maddie story. goes to show the power of the english red tops. and media in general.

VZA
02-26-2008, 11:40 AM
What do you tell a women with two black eyes?







NOTHING! YOU ALREADY TOLD HER TWICE!

VZA
02-26-2008, 11:50 AM
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?







None. They can cook in the dark.

VZA
02-26-2008, 11:52 AM
But seriously, how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?






Two. One to change the bulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

dezmond
02-26-2008, 11:55 AM
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



























cause it was dead.
http://bp0.blogger.com/_fbieQ6vDebI/RymzJMfx6tI/AAAAAAAAAHg/Sf8BQ5IR97k/s1600/dead_monkey.jpg



Why did the second monkey fall out the tree?
























Cos it was dead.........





























Why did the third monkey fall out the tree?




















































Cos he thought it was a game.....:)

NY_Mami
02-26-2008, 12:30 PM
who the fuck is that...i got one anyway...

why couldnt the Wicked Witch of the East give freebies when she was a whore?

cause the house was on her.....HAHA

This lil' girl who went missing in Britian...... her dumbass parents was on vacation..... and they left her by herself for about an hour or so........ and she went missing......... now they cryin' when they should blame themselves..... but that joke was harsh though......

dezmond
02-26-2008, 12:41 PM
MODS AND ADMINS FEEL FREE TO REMOVE THIS THREAD IF IT PISSES YOU OFF. I'LL UNDERSTAND.



I'll start...


Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Maddie.






What's the difference between Madeline McCann and the pope? The pope died a virgin.





What's pink and smells like Holly?
Ian Huntley's cock.








^^ Jus wrong