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DJMethods
02-28-2008, 12:10 AM
I'll be setting up a paypal account, half the profits go to him as well.

Visionz
02-28-2008, 12:24 AM
:r how bout a bucket of puke instead?


(maybe its not the same in the land down under but here to smash is a euphamism for fuckin, so this thread to us is REALLY FUCKIN GAY) thought you should know, or maybe you already do :O

SKAMPOE
02-28-2008, 12:28 AM
fuckin faggits! i hope this is a joke!
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.black20.com/files/fck/300puke(1).jpg&usg=AFQjCNF3w8HV0kPzTSRfcUtknhqNXy6uuA

TSA
02-28-2008, 12:42 AM
SKampoe, i was wondering why you music is so 5% influenced

there's no way you remembered 120 tenets of anything dog

SKAMPOE
02-28-2008, 12:48 AM
i do kid! all jokes aside im really dedicated to father allah's teachings. from all religions i've come accross the 5% nation is the only one that makes the most sence! '' even tho is not a religion'' everu where i go i try n teach da babies and even these grown ass mu fucka with no direction na meen i try tho!


i know u gon prolly come at me with some bacon joke or sum shit but hey whut ever is cool

TSA
02-28-2008, 12:55 AM
all jokes aside, your the last person i'd listen to for direction


i think your just doing it cause wu-tang made it sound cool. So you say random phrases here and there like "god" "peace to the gods and the earths" and so forth

there's NO way you study 120

but hey, i don't know you, and im not god so i can't judge

Robert
02-28-2008, 12:56 AM
:r how bout a bucket of puke instead?


(maybe its not the same in the land down under but here to smash is a euphamism for fuckin, so this thread to us is REALLY FUCKIN GAY) thought you should know, or maybe you already do :O

Somehow I don't think he realised that:)

SKAMPOE
02-28-2008, 12:57 AM
ok keep sleepin on that side homez!

TSA
02-28-2008, 12:58 AM
recite 120

(as a rule of your religion you must do it, regardless of laziness)

SKAMPOE
02-28-2008, 01:01 AM
dats for us

Dick Cheney
02-28-2008, 01:03 AM
I'll be setting up a paypal account, half the profits go to him as well.I thought this was the site of the mighty WuTang! What kinduv fag shit is this?
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NIGHT MAYOR
02-28-2008, 01:06 AM
see. wumusic.com for offical wu site. this is the super fun adventure club.

Visionz
02-28-2008, 01:08 AM
see. wumusic.com for offical wu site. this is the super fun adventure club.:lmao: true indeed, shit ain't normal around here :nonono:

TSA
02-28-2008, 01:08 AM
dats for us
who's us?

im dumb deaf and blind, teach me as your religion commands you to do

recite 120

Dick Cheney
02-28-2008, 01:10 AM
see. wumusic.com for offical wu site. this is the super fun adventure club.

:lmao: true indeed, shit ain't normal around here :nonono:what the fuck that mean? what is this a nest of fuckin homos?
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DJMethods
02-28-2008, 01:12 AM
Somehow I don't think he realised that:)

I didn't, but this thread was taking a good turn so I let it play out.

Americans are weird, they say shit like "yeah I fucks with him" and somehow it's not homo. Yet smashing someone is homo.

TSA
02-28-2008, 01:13 AM
timmy tuff nutz=fake account

SKAMPOE
02-28-2008, 01:16 AM
who's us?

im dumb deaf and blind, teach me as your religion commands you to do

recite 120
this is not a religion we dont pray to no one we teach the young ones!


for now i will leave u with this jewel


The total area of the land and water of the planet Earth is 196,940,000 square miles.
The circumference of the planet Earth is 24,896 miles.
The diameter of the Earth is 7,926 miles.
The area of the Land is 57,255,000 square miles.
The area of the Water is 139,685,000 square miles.
The Pacific Ocean covers 68,634,000 square miles,
The Atlantic Ocean covers 41,321,000 square miles.
The Indian Ocean covers 29,430,000 square miles.
The Lakes and Rivers cover 1,000,000 square miles.
The Hills and Mountains cover 14,000,000 square miles.
The Islands are 1,910,000 square miles.
The Deserts are 4,861,000 square miles.
Mount Everest is 29,141 feet high.
The Producing Land is 29,000,000 square miles.
The Earth weighs six sextillion tons - (a unit followed by 21 ciphers).
The Earth is 93,000,000 miles from the Sun.
The Earth travels at the rate of 1,037 1/3 miles per hour.
Light travels at the rate of 186,000 miles per second.
Sound ravels at the rate of 1,120 feet per second.
The diameter of the Sun is 853,000 miles.

NIGHT MAYOR
02-28-2008, 01:17 AM
^ copied and pasted.

LuckyTheWonderDog
02-28-2008, 01:17 AM
The circumference of Skamp is 879 miles

SKAMPOE
02-28-2008, 01:21 AM
^ copied and pasted.
u fuckin right

The circumference of Skamp is 879 miles
hahahahahaa u big dummy

Longbongcilvaringz
02-28-2008, 01:25 AM
SKampoe, i was wondering why you music is so 5% influenced

there's no way you remembered 120 tenets of anything dog

i do kid! all jokes aside im really dedicated to father allah's teachings. from all religions i've come accross the 5% nation is the only one that makes the most sence! '' even tho is not a religion'' everu where i go i try n teach da babies and even these grown ass mu fucka with no direction na meen i try tho!


i know u gon prolly come at me with some bacon joke or sum shit but hey whut ever is cool

all jokes aside, your the last person i'd listen to for direction


i think your just doing it cause wu-tang made it sound cool. So you say random phrases here and there like "god" "peace to the gods and the earths" and so forth

there's NO way you study 120

but hey, i don't know you, and im not god so i can't judge

who's us?

im dumb deaf and blind, teach me as your religion commands you to do

recite 120



hahaha


what the fuck


funny thread

SKAMPOE
02-28-2008, 01:29 AM
http://www.jeremyhicks.com/arnoldbrown/images/brown1full.jpg

TSA
02-28-2008, 01:37 AM
this is not a religion we dont pray to no one we teach the young ones!


for now i will leave u with this jewel


The total area of the land and water of the planet Earth is 196,940,000 square miles.
The circumference of the planet Earth is 24,896 miles.
The diameter of the Earth is 7,926 miles.
The area of the Land is 57,255,000 square miles.
The area of the Water is 139,685,000 square miles.
The Pacific Ocean covers 68,634,000 square miles,
The Atlantic Ocean covers 41,321,000 square miles.
The Indian Ocean covers 29,430,000 square miles.
The Lakes and Rivers cover 1,000,000 square miles.
The Hills and Mountains cover 14,000,000 square miles.
The Islands are 1,910,000 square miles.
The Deserts are 4,861,000 square miles.
Mount Everest is 29,141 feet high.
The Producing Land is 29,000,000 square miles.
The Earth weighs six sextillion tons - (a unit followed by 21 ciphers).
The Earth is 93,000,000 miles from the Sun.
The Earth travels at the rate of 1,037 1/3 miles per hour.
Light travels at the rate of 186,000 miles per second.
Sound ravels at the rate of 1,120 feet per second.
The diameter of the Sun is 853,000 miles.

nice try douche, you could have atleast skamp'd up the spelling, let alone change the text color...

and i said recite 120 not 12

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 01:39 AM
hahaha


what the fuck


funny thread

oi, did you join that bombers website and try to convince me to visit 2girls1cup?

either that or someone stole the name Patrick Bateman

NIGHT MAYOR
02-28-2008, 01:45 AM
you back the bombers ? you watch AFL ?!? hahahah *takes one big step back from DJ*

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 01:48 AM
Essendon would get more people to it's preseason games then entire NRL :p

Dons are the gods of AFL, most successful club ever. We even have a muslim bomber.

Dick Cheney
02-28-2008, 01:51 AM
The Don is the GOD though, so you ain't talkin fag shit when you say smashin, where are you guys from?
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Longbongcilvaringz
02-28-2008, 01:51 AM
oi, did you join that bombers website and try to convince me to visit 2girls1cup?

either that or someone stole the name Patrick Bateman


haha, the hell.


no im not a member of the bombers site.

what are your stats nigga, when is the weigh in?

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 01:56 AM
I'm not going up to the hills to fight, driving through Midland is terrifying.

About 5"9 and 75-80 kilos. Can cut down to about 70 for the weigh in.

MMA record of 26-2-1, second dan black belt tae kwon do, 5 years training fazios gym on kick boxing and boxing, 2 state championships and purple belt in jui jitsu.

Some of that is a complete lie.

NIGHT MAYOR
02-28-2008, 01:57 AM
Essendon would get more people to it's preseason games then entire NRL :p

Dons are the gods of AFL, most successful club ever. We even have a muslim bomber.

thats because of the size of the oval, AND the fact AFL is national sport (apart from N.T.) your just mad cause you cant make a team far over there.

doesnt change the fact AFL is almost like fucking soccer, pussie mothefuckers. "oh no im gunna get takled " *kick* fuckin wet backs :vroar:

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 01:58 AM
Haha, the funniest part was not counting Tasmania as a part of Australia

NIGHT MAYOR
02-28-2008, 01:58 AM
its like saying "fifty cent is better - he sells more records than the wu"
ahhh lets leave this. we could argue all night. fuckin high socks small shorts pussy. :P

NIGHT MAYOR
02-28-2008, 01:59 AM
Haha, the funniest part was not counting Tasmania as a part of Australia

who ? :)

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 02:08 AM
Exactly, it's like New Zealanders.. always want to be australian.

Dick Cheney
02-28-2008, 02:11 AM
Haha, the funniest part was not counting Tasmania as a part of AustraliaAustralia?? that explains a lot.
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Longbongcilvaringz
02-28-2008, 02:20 AM
I'm not going up to the hills to fight, driving through Midland is terrifying.

About 5"9 and 75-80 kilos. Can cut down to about 70 for the weigh in.

MMA record of 26-2-1, second dan black belt tae kwon do, 5 years training fazios gym on kick boxing and boxing, 2 state championships and purple belt in jui jitsu.

Some of that is a complete lie.


haha, right.

6'1" or 185cm roughly, about 75kgs or something like that.

so looks like we're in the same weight category, but ill dominate with my reach and gullyness.

Fazio doesnt know shit.

im moving to claremont in a month or so, when that happens , its on.

i have a phone which records 5 second clips, should be sufficient.

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 02:27 AM
I'll have to utlize leg kicks and try to keep the fight going for aslong as possible.

I'll be working on my take down skills, expect some leg kicks.

Claremont and the Hills are intimidating though :(

NIGHT MAYOR
02-28-2008, 02:31 AM
winner flies across the country to fight me on the beaches of surfers paradise at schoolies.

6`1 - 79kgs - wing chung and brazilian ju-jitsu training

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 02:34 AM
Stop being big cunts, I want to beat up on someone small and weak.

NIGHT MAYOR
02-28-2008, 02:40 AM
hahahaha - i aint been smoking weed for over a month now - or ciggys, feeling great, exercising more - hitting the bag, running, swimming, you better get your rocky on and hit the snow this winter. liftin logs n shit, climbing stairs.

Longbongcilvaringz
02-28-2008, 02:46 AM
dont worry.

im weak.

Longbongcilvaringz
02-28-2008, 02:47 AM
I'll have to utlize leg kicks and try to keep the fight going for aslong as possible.

I'll be working on my take down skills, expect some leg kicks.

Claremont and the Hills are intimidating though :(


ha, how so?

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 02:50 AM
I was joking. I'm actually joking about fighting you too, I just wanted money. I will, but I'd rather not.

Hurting innocent people is bad karma. :p

Longbongcilvaringz
02-28-2008, 02:56 AM
man, this is unfair.

the hills ARE grimey.

haters.

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 03:39 AM
Oh yeah, how can you fuck with the arts crowd?

Longbongcilvaringz
02-28-2008, 03:41 AM
what... nah... the arts crowd?


i may or may not be doing anthropology.

DJMethods
02-28-2008, 03:44 AM
I just new artsy fucks who loved the hills, stoners and shiz.

Claremont does suit anthropology more.

Longbongcilvaringz
02-28-2008, 04:22 AM
i do arts along with other things at uni.

so i guess im caught out.

arts students scuffle to the death though.

SKAMPOE
02-28-2008, 08:48 AM
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