View Full Version : Ditching School

02-28-2008, 06:52 AM
Or, 'Skiving' as we call it in England.

Today my mum was out all day, so I had the chance to skive. I stayed in bed and decided I would miss first period. Woke up at 12 noon.

Decided to do the whole day. To avoid getting a letter home, or a phonecall that night, I realised I was gonna have to take a pre-emptive strike. I was going to pretend to be a parent. I'm fairly young so I could still choose between doing my mums voice or dads voice, although I can't really pull off either. I decided to do my mother.

So I ring up, sweating like a pedo in a playground, and get this re-direct thing saying press 1 for appointments, 2 for absence reports etc.

I pressed 2.

A woman answered.

"Hello" I said in a failing attempt at my mums voice..
"How may I help you?" She says..
"I'd like to report an absence" My voice is starting to crackle at this point...
"What is the name of the student?"

FUCK IT! I'll do my dad's voice, this ain't working...

"Ciaran O'Loughlin. He's ill, here with me"
She starts to laugh a bit.
"It's not funny, he's very ill..."
"OK, what form tutor is your son in?"
This was a nice touch; I knew that I would know my form tutor instantly, but my dad would have to ask me, or find out...
"Erm...I'm not sure, hold on, I have it on a piece of paper somewhere [I flapped about my Wu-Tang Manual next to the phone to sound like paper rustling] Ah, here it is, 11B.."
"OK, have a nice day"

*A day of making shit posts on forums, wanking, eating cereal, and playing my xbox ensues*

What I want to know is, have any of you had a good/bad experience of cutting school? Have any tips? Doesn't have to be full-day skives, could just be getting out of lessons and stuff...

02-28-2008, 07:27 AM
I had heaps of experiences. Best one was when I didn't actually wag (What we call it).

I got suspended for wagging too many days and my mate had an appearence at court that day so I decided to go offer support. To get the right bus we needed to walk past the school, so I'm walking past minding my own business when I hear my name being shouted from across the road. One of my mates was there and just wanted to catch up.. Had a chat and what not, then walked off.

The bad side is, the principal could see me from his office. He comes running out across the road screaming "WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL CLOTHES" and carrying on. I told the dickhead HE suspended me the day before and the stupid cunt didn't remember and started accusing me of wagging.

I got taken to his fucking office, then suspended for 3 MORE DAYS for wagging when I was suspended.

02-28-2008, 07:34 AM
what a prick.... thats fucking gay.

I remember when I first started skiving...how nervous I got... me and my mates used to just go round town, shoplifting, eating, drinking, occasionally doin a bit of green. and the first 2 or 3 times, whenever we saw someone that looked like one of our parents or a teacher we'd sketch out completely and start duckin through buildings and shit.

Remember once my mate needed some baccie for a joint, and he was outside this convenience store(co-op), and he went up to this bald, rough lookin dude in a car, and asks him to get him some from the shop. The guy pulled out a fuckin badge! he was popo. We just bolted and went to the park.

I prefer skives to saturdays, especially a good skive on a friday with a mate and some weed.

That's sorta where I'd like to die. Ditching school at a mates house with a joint and some decent food and drink, watchin tv and talking shit.

02-28-2008, 07:36 AM
hahaha, do you guys do 'Saleprice' 'sold'? Someone who has the weed says saleprice and first to say sold gets the cone?

We wagged one day and hit up my mates house who had a pool and like a hungy bag. We had those massive water bottles in the pool and were having buckets out of that, he kept saying saleprice and I had like 3 quarters of the weed even though I didn't pay for none.

those days were the shiznals

02-28-2008, 07:45 AM
haha, we never do that, but I might try and implement it into one of our sessions lol.

I remember skiving round my mates house with 2 teenths and a 6-pack of heineken, just watchin the cbbc channel, eatin everything in the fridge, stealin from woolworths when we got bored of watching kids tv.

Those were the best days of my life.... They're kinda gone now cos im the last remaining true skiver, and tbh the only one of us that gets decent grades. Kinda goes to show its really not that bad to skive.

02-28-2008, 08:06 AM
it's not that big of a deal here, I mean not that exciting ... we did it all the time and bought a doctor's note for like 2$ or just tell the teacher or the head-teacher we had a problem
as a matter of fact ... tomorrow I had a bbq/picnic planned instead of school

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
02-28-2008, 08:25 AM
Here we are terrorizin teachers with sharp items..lol

02-28-2008, 08:36 AM
Such abuse teachers get. Some of them are terrified if i was teachin a class of pricks id kick them around the place coz if they know they'll get away with stuff they'll never stop.

02-28-2008, 11:03 AM
I love your mf doom sig.

02-28-2008, 11:06 AM

02-28-2008, 11:52 AM
Once I skipped the 3 last lessons with sum friends to go hit the sticky icky green and we got caught by the cops.....shitty experience

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
02-28-2008, 11:59 AM

02-28-2008, 12:07 PM
^^ AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA hilarious, was that toilet paper or what ?

maestro wooz
02-28-2008, 12:17 PM
go to class you fucking delinquents

Prolifical ENG
02-28-2008, 12:19 PM
go to class you fucking delinquents


Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
02-28-2008, 12:22 PM
^^ AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA hilarious, was that toilet paper or what ?


Greek schools are fucked up..

02-28-2008, 12:27 PM
^^ cant speak differently of the albanian ones haha

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
02-28-2008, 12:35 PM
^^ funny

Kenny Powers
02-28-2008, 01:30 PM
my senior year in high school, i spent almost as much time at home as i did in school. But cant pull that shit in college, it aint a joke

02-28-2008, 02:50 PM
Aye, I hate when people tell me I'm wasting taxpayers money because I skive school.

I didn't fuckin ask for it. It's the government wasting taxpayers money by makin school so fuckin shitty kids skive it. Half my day at school is spent copying notes off the board, and getting shit from other kids. I don't learn shit that I couldn't learn at home on my own with a book.

The only part of school thats decent is the socialising, and the odd occasion you get to have a decent discussion with a teacher, without snotnosed, unintelligent kids butting in and ruining that shit persistently.

Prolifical ENG
02-28-2008, 02:57 PM
Half my day at school is spent copying notes off the board

Why are you copying notes off of the board?

02-28-2008, 02:59 PM

02-28-2008, 03:05 PM
idk man i hated skipping school cause thats where everybody else was. but at my HS the system was so fucked and backwards (south carolina) nobody cared about anything. we would get up and leave class in the middle of the lesson go to the practice gym and shoot hoops. we'd play cards in class, sleep ect.

the biggest scam was the nurses room. if u didn't do ur homework or wanted to miss a test , you go to the nurse and say ur sick. then you get a pass to go lay down for a while in a secluded room with 4 cots in it.
the rules changed when they found out we were fuckin broads in there. then it was, if there is a girl in there only girls could come in and vice versa. but we'd still play cards and shit in there.

that throwing shit at the teacher. that was some bold shit. i did something similar but i had a hand full of skittles. and she didn't just play it off. there was like 30 mins left and she spent that time plus passing period trying to figure out who did it.

02-28-2008, 03:06 PM
skipping was nothing at my school. if you missed a class you'd get a phone call around 5 with an automated message saying "your son or daughter missed one or more classes today".

"did you miss class?"
"yeah i was late for one so i think i missed the attendance.

"did you skip today?"
"we had a supply teacher and i don't think he got my name"

other times i got lucky. but the FIRST time i skipped i was at some other school for a drama program in grade 9, it was too queer so i said FUCK THAT SHIT and headed back to my home school for second semester. the first or second day my friend's like "yo you wanna skip this assembly? i tried asking these guys but they're too pussy" so i'm like "hell yes!". my other school none of my friends were down with anything so i was happy with a change. so i'm out there skipping when my mom drives by and i think "hot fuck did she see me?". we keep walking down the road and she heads back in the other direction, stops, rolls down the window, calls out my name and does that one finger "come hither" type of thing.

i lied about not knowing where to go and we went to the office to try and sort it out. that scared me off skipping cause my mom was on me about everything. but a couple years i was back into it. in grade 12 i had one class with almost 40 skips.

02-28-2008, 03:25 PM
hahaha nice.

I got seen by my parents once, I was with my mates, and there was about 10 minutes of school left.

I just fuckin ran, with my bag on my front so they couldnt see it, otherwise they'd know it was me.

I get home and my mums like, "why did you run? are you ashamed to see us infront of your mates?"

I was like "yeah.......... THATS why I was running..."

That was such a quality day.

02-28-2008, 03:31 PM
I wagged first 2 lessons one time, got high on buckets, had 1/4 of vodka, and stupidly went into school, got clocked by the principal, and he "said your eyes are a bit red arnt they", I think I told him i'd had a bad lasagne the night before, anyway I went to the sick bay, nearly fell asleep, puked on the floor, got up, walked home (not far) and went to sleep, i got shook awake by my moms about 2 hours later asking me what I'd been up to lol

02-28-2008, 05:52 PM
skipping school = failure in life and a job stacking shelves.

Blackula Spectacula
02-28-2008, 05:53 PM
hahha @ mums

02-28-2008, 06:05 PM
hahha @ mums

wats wrong with mums.

Blackula Spectacula
02-28-2008, 06:06 PM
thats just rubbissshhh

it's Mom

02-28-2008, 06:09 PM
mums , we call them MAM up here

Blackula Spectacula
02-28-2008, 06:14 PM
i call mines ma or madre

02-28-2008, 06:28 PM
you need to go to school school important if you dont go to school you will end up on the interwebz your hole life posting in random foums insulting people to make your self fill beater about your inadiquesys and spelling evry other word rong

Billy Danzenie
02-28-2008, 06:59 PM
one time i ditched and didn't feel like walking so i had my mom come pick me up

other time i had to walk but i got caught cuz i wasn't fast enough

02-28-2008, 07:05 PM
one time, me and this kid ditched school, got caught, took back to school, i wasnt bothered, but this teacher wanted to ring our houses, this kid said fake number, and they answered and said U got the wrong number, kid started crying coz he said wrong number, was funny as fuck at the time, i didnt care coz my parents were out of town at the time

but kid was crying his eyes out, i think he got beat at home

02-28-2008, 07:44 PM
I rarely ditched because it was gay to ditch and then try to catch up on the work you missed in class.

Billy Danzenie
02-28-2008, 07:47 PM
I rarely ditched because it was gay to ditch and then try to catch up on the work you missed in class.

yeah and it sucks to be sick too

11th Chamber
02-28-2008, 07:48 PM
lol. England always has gay little words for things when they can just call it what it is

Billy Danzenie
02-28-2008, 07:50 PM
Bloody Hell

02-28-2008, 07:50 PM
newcastle is good tho, coz were well away from the rest of the country

Billy Danzenie
02-28-2008, 09:34 PM
im doing geometry

and im an OuTSTANDING student

and im outstanding in physics, but im pretty bad in english

02-29-2008, 01:01 PM
it's not that big of a deal here, I mean not that exciting ... we did it all the time and bought a doctor's note for like 2$ or just tell the teacher or the head-teacher we had a problem
as a matter of fact ... tomorrow I had a bbq/picnic planned instead of school
I'll post some pics when I receive them

we met at 8 am, a classmate came with a 4x4 so we decided to go to a rural area to have a fire and fry some bacon
so I brought some pălincă (a typical transylvanian double-distilled drink made of plums, aprox 55% alcohol) and we stopped to buy some beers on the way so we had enough booze
we drank it all, ate it all ... had a headache all day and still have it ... though I slept almost 2 hrs this afternoon and had some weird dream that at a certain age, old people believe it's better to have sex with monkey than humans hahahah

now it's time to go out

02-29-2008, 06:54 PM
lol. England always has gay little words for things when they can just call it what it is

Yes. The English are so poor at speaking English. You Americans would probably be better at speaking English. What with you being American and all.

10-21-2008, 11:19 AM
skipping school = failure in life and a job stacking shelves.

I never skipped school and i stack shelves for a living.

Here we are terrorizin teachers with sharp items..lol

The Hound
10-21-2008, 11:23 AM
in year 11 i skipped 6 weeks in a row ... i told them i was working ... then they rang my grandma because i was too scared to put my dads work as the emergency contact ... my dad got mad

when we go from year 11 to year 12 we start year 12 in what would have been the last term of year 11 ... i took that entire term off and the first 2 weeks of year 12 only going to school on the first day ... i took the last 2 weeks off of term and got expelled in the holidays

i used to always miss first period friday because teacher was a cunt ... plus i had a free period before lunch on thursday and just went home ... i missed alot of school

10-21-2008, 11:30 AM
Lets face it though, you didn't exactly terrorize your teachers with sharp items...

Now did you..

The Hound
10-21-2008, 11:32 AM
no ... we're failures :(

our teachers got furious anger though ... i got suspended for sayin "this principal is fucking shit" ... smh

10-21-2008, 11:32 AM
Hahahahahaha! That is almost my favourite Technician post!


10-21-2008, 11:38 AM
yeh use to jig heaps,basically got expelled for it in high school,but started doing it in year 5...at one point in year 6 me and my mate jigged for about 2 weeks in a row..we got away with it every time in primary school.
We use to go to my mates house and Smoke ciggys,Cigars stolen from our dads,Blow up shit and drink liquor lol..i remember my mate once brang a cuban he stole from his dad,shit was huge,took us 3 days to smoke...and another time when jigging on the way to my mates house 2 homeless were asleep in a park with a pack of smokes next to them,we stole them and bolted to his house..haha

Cee Oh Vee
10-21-2008, 12:38 PM
haha, i'm from england. We call it 'wagging'

anyways, man wags on a regular but the last full day was Friday.. nothing special happened really

went school, saw my friend at the gate, decided to miss the first 2 periods, then i went home because my parents weren't in. got dressed, went to a mosque i've never been to in my life for the prayer, got a haircut and a burger. went home and JAMMED.


Senator C. Palantine
10-21-2008, 04:26 PM
I punched a teacher in the face.

Am I cool or what?