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Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 07:02 AM
Aight, so the situation's this: Ive been doin weed the whole week now, and beggining from monday random drug tests are gonna take place in our school, word is bein spread that im one of "the random picks". So the question is: How long does it take to get all that weed of my system ?

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-01-2008, 07:13 AM
http://www.spacedetox.com/marijuana-detox

:b

Johnny Dust
03-01-2008, 07:14 AM
Couple of months. Better get your detox game on.

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 07:34 AM
Im fucked then hahaha :(

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-01-2008, 07:39 AM
Drink milk every 2 hours for some days..

It helps..

begongo
03-01-2008, 07:40 AM
Masta Death, where do you live?

Longbongcilvaringz
03-01-2008, 07:51 AM
yeah, thats fucked.

i cant believe they can do that in schools.

if its a urine test, then you might be able to do something, but its unlikely.

hair or blood, then your in trouble. (will take about a month to completely go)

how do you know that you might be one of the randomly selected people?

isnt it 'random'?

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 08:13 AM
They say its random, but ofcourse they got a couple of people in mind

DUMBO
03-01-2008, 08:24 AM
the urine of a virgin unicorn will do the trick.

DUMBO
03-01-2008, 08:25 AM
^^ drink it, or sprinkled a crystalized dash on your next mid-day snack.

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 08:29 AM
^^ and I was ignorant enough to think that the urine of a 6th grader would do :(

Johnny Dust
03-01-2008, 09:01 AM
the urine of a virgin unicorn will do the trick.
Hahaha!!

By the way, is this test officially announced by the school?
And what are the consequences if they bust yo ass?

This whole thing sounds like a prank.

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 09:11 AM
^^ They gave us sum forms to sign, under one of the points was that the students will be engaded in random drug tests, the consequences could be either being expelled or suspended (depending on the councils mood).

Longbongcilvaringz
03-01-2008, 09:16 AM
what country do you live in?

id be exploring the legality of it if i were you.

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 09:21 AM
Living in Uganda fo' the moment, they make it pretty legal by signing that form..

MaXiMus Da MaNtis
03-01-2008, 09:26 AM
Urine Or Hair Test?

Hair Test Your Fucked It Stays In Your Hair For Two Years.....

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 09:34 AM
Most probably urine

Longbongcilvaringz
03-01-2008, 10:05 AM
ok,

yeah well, maybe that is legal in Uganda

good luck though

laroche
03-01-2008, 10:06 AM
you need to fast my friend, drink mad water all day, go on fruit diets, fast on fruits and vegs with lots of antioxidants ie,bluebery,oranges,cranberry,tomato,bean sprout, onion sprouts, and shave your head, the easy test for drugs nowadays is through your hair, theirs no way a school is going to take blood test, it will cost them to much...

Longbongcilvaringz
03-01-2008, 10:34 AM
usually people have hair other than that on their heads....

swizz-chef
03-01-2008, 11:01 AM
lmao, dude u fucked!

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 11:11 AM
^^ no shit lol

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 11:45 AM
^^ Ill keep yall updated

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 11:48 AM
Thread name should be changed to: Masta Death's detox chamber (the race against the green), consumin mad H2O at the moment !

begongo
03-01-2008, 11:57 AM
why don't you skip school for a couple of days?

Supreme-NRT
03-01-2008, 12:08 PM
^^ Have to try that too, ima delay the signing of the form too for some days

Johnny Dust
03-01-2008, 12:16 PM
Then they will definitely gonna get your ass.

My advice: start working on some alibies. When they confront you with the test results make sure you got a story ready. Tell them you was tricked into eating innocent looking muffins or something. That way they cant persecute you.

6 Brix
03-01-2008, 02:14 PM
fuck it what can they do if they find weed in your system.
as long as u aint doin it in school :D

begongo
03-01-2008, 02:40 PM
if I got tested at school I'd just say I spent my weekend in Amsterdam but this alibi only works in europe

Billy Danzenie
03-01-2008, 02:53 PM
does anyone here not smoke weed?

begongo
03-01-2008, 02:59 PM
^ great question

SKAMPOE
03-01-2008, 03:11 PM
tons n tons of cranberry juice! it cleans all the thc toxins from ur body and lots of exercise!
















hahahha fat nigga talkin bout exercise go figure

Murdah Piff
03-01-2008, 05:26 PM
smoke crack

360beatz
03-01-2008, 05:37 PM
exercise is the key and drink a lot of liquids cranberry juice actually works. You have to remember THC is fat soluble it stays in your fat cells even after months of none usage. For every person it's different, if you maintain a healthy diet low on carbs then you should be good. (exercise is key) If you're a fat fuck it might take you 2-6+ months to alleviate the THC from your system. Back in the day all you need was some Goldenseals now they can detect if you used that. They way I look at it smoke in moderation or use someone elses piss...

SickSide
03-01-2008, 05:45 PM
Cranberry juice

Guarded By Martyrs
03-01-2008, 06:07 PM
Drink milk every 2 hours for some days..

It helps..

No lie I drink 20 Pints of Milk every week !
And smoke about a Q every week !
I never heard of this before !!!!!!!!
Maybe I should cut down......
On the Milk !!!

Urine Or Hair Test?

Hair Test Your Fucked It Stays In Your Hair For Two Years.....

Wow !!!
2 Years in your hair !!!!!!

fuck it what can they do if they find weed in your system.
as long as u aint doin it in school :D

Yeah for real just say what I smoke weed...and ?

It can take 1 to 3 months depending on your life style.

Drug tests are only for weed cuz coke and any other harder drug leaves your system with in a week

You know a lot about Weed don't you Ben...
Pissed all I do is smoke weed...oh well.

smoke crack

Quality Post...
Hahahahaha

Cranberry juice

Yah I heard of this...
Especially Blueberry Juice or Blackberry juice...
They have some serious ani-oxidents in them.
Like 4 times more than Ornage juice !!!!

_________________

I hope it all works out for you...
I can't imagine my old school doing that ?
Anyway everyone I know whould just do it !!!!
Lokk at it as a free test !!!
It wouldn't work in my old school...NEVER.
I'm in England.

PEACE

Kenny Powers
03-01-2008, 07:07 PM
The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you’ve smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you’ve been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days,

http://www.passadrugtestingforall.com/long-does-marijuana-stay-your-system-a-4.html

but it looks like your fucked, so you only stand a chance if:
http://www.mountainsun.com/images/sections/pure-juice.jpg
cranberry juice
+
http://www.spaandsaunapeople.com.au/images/saunas/saunaroom.jpgsauna

SKAMPOE
03-01-2008, 08:20 PM
Dats Da Same Time U've Been Takin Cock In Ass

SKAMPOE
03-01-2008, 09:00 PM
I PAYED FOR IT WANNIT IN MY SYSTEM




http://i31.tinypic.com/34zc8ir.jpg

InvincibleArmor79
03-02-2008, 06:02 AM
so im not sure if you've taken your test or not.. if not, then read on..

basically, ive done hella research involving drug tests and weed..

some common info.. weed is in your system on average for a month, give or take the amount you smoke..
THC is stored in your fat cells, therefore the skinnier you are, the less thc your body is holding..

yes, cranberry juice is an excellerant for pissin alot.. but my opinion is this..

SUBSTITION.. plain an simple.. get someone else's piss, if you can.. the best way to beat a piss test is usin someones "clean" piss..

if u cant do that, than quick chiefin asap and drink hella water, workout and take vitamin b-12 pills.. in my experiences, those 30$ quick flush drinks dont work.. thats just me though...

if its a school type drug test, i really doubt theyre gonna pluck out a hair sample and test it... i spent a few years on probation, and they never did that to me, even when they knew weed was my habit... more than likely, theyre gonna make you piss ina cup... when they tested it, all they did was dip a small paper strip into the shit an it was either positive or negative for thc, coke, meth etc...

so whatever the situation, best of luck to you..

Longbongcilvaringz
03-02-2008, 06:16 AM
ah true, forgot about b-12.

there is another thread about this topic which i remember, had a lot of info in it.

try searching for that.

Supreme-NRT
03-02-2008, 06:19 AM
I have pissed at least 20 times this morning from all the water that ive been drinkin lately, shit's annoying as hell

Longbongcilvaringz
03-02-2008, 06:26 AM
haha

Cheech Da WildKard
03-02-2008, 12:04 PM
I have pissed at least 20 times this morning from all the water that ive been drinkin lately, shit's annoying as hell

You goin' through all this and you might not be one of the dudes that get tested.

Now THAT would be funny...LOL

Kenny Powers
03-02-2008, 05:44 PM
Wow man, i didnt think you would take it this far:

PASCO, Wash. - Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives said Kuch later acknowledged that he asked a friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.

The friend had been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch was expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives would not say where Kuch worked or whether he still had a job.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23421911/?GT1=43001

Dough Snatcher
03-17-2008, 07:41 AM
Go to GNC and copbottle of Herbal Clean.

Supreme-NRT
03-17-2008, 07:58 AM
^^ Its no use de-toxin, I just cant keep of that damn weed. Im walkin around with a bottle full of THC-free piss. They tested some peeps as far as I know, hope they dont get me !

Longbongcilvaringz
03-17-2008, 10:32 AM
just keep it in a sack in your pocket or under your arm.

all day.

dont they supervise you when taking the test anyway?

Supreme-NRT
03-17-2008, 11:19 AM
^^ Depends who tests. Well theres no point in hiding it, cuz you never know when and where they demand the piss :(