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03-02-2008, 11:17 PM


03-02-2008, 11:22 PM

Sicka than aidZ
03-02-2008, 11:35 PM
ima let this slide, i didnt see it before i answered that pm. your obviously a psycho dude your makin me uncomftorable with the serial killa/rapo pics and shit shut the fuck up an stay outta my orbit. if i met u in person i wouldnt hesitate to paralyze u. u give me the creeps

03-02-2008, 11:47 PM

pill happy
03-02-2008, 11:56 PM
Age: 27

what the fuck.

03-03-2008, 12:17 AM
he dropped out of middle school

03-03-2008, 12:19 AM
U Use To Get Molested By Ur Gym Instructor Dats Y Ur Still In School Cuz U Love It

03-03-2008, 12:22 AM
^the reason Skampoe dropped middle school

03-03-2008, 12:26 AM
http://www.jamespruitt.net/Nigerian-2/MikeEmbs-01.gif (http://blog.myspace.com/corndognugget)
Mike's Potential Victim:
Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 61 year old widow. The is also the proud mother of one son, James. Aliases: Mike Embs / Allen Hallett
Location: Ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria
Email: make_honest02@yahoo.comTelephone: 011-234-802-342-9221Profile: MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/120574478)
Hello sexy

I AM MIKE 51YERS FROM KY........................
I am a man that is in need of real and perfect love,
I need a man that can take me through, see ,
I have been hurt so many times by different woman and wouldn't want that to happen to me again.....
thats the reason why I said that I need love....
I am far from a millionaire and am not out for anything but love from someone.
Having someone that loves you and supports you in your life through
good and bad times and won’t give up on you is what I am looking for.
Honesty and trust are what makes a relationship work. I prefer to watch a movie or attend
the theater rather than read a novel. I also enjoy travel, experiencing different geographies and people.
I do not smoke.I do drink on social occasions. . and i do travelto india w/africa to get , right i am in west africa and right now i am in west africa 4 ANTIQUES and i will be coming back to state soon
distance is not a problem..if i find the right WOMAN..i dont mind relocating...
i have relocated before when i was in love..i dont mind during it again as long as i find
the right woman..
and i wouldn't mind if we could exchange mails or proberly have a
chat with you on any of the following email addresses below..hope to hear from you soon

Mike : Hello
Joyce: Hello
Mike : how are u doing?
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Mike : kool
Mike : from myspace.. right?
Joyce: Yes
Mike : well.. i am 59 m from ky
Mike : u?
Joyce: I'm 55 from NC
Mike : ur name??
Joyce: Joyce
Mike : well... u married?
Joyce: Not anymore
Mike : u have kids?
Joyce: I have one son
Mike : me too ... i have son Frank he stay in uk .. but with me now
Joyce: How old is Frank?
Mike : 14yrs
Joyce: My son's name is James. He's 27
Mike : well... wt do u do for living??
Joyce: I'm part owner of a cigarette outlet
Mike : ok
Mike : well.... i am in w.africa to get antiques and i sell them in state to make good money
Joyce: That sounds like interesting work. I bet you find all kinds of nifty doodads and thingamajigs
Mike : yeah babe
Mike : well.... wt do u do for fun????
Joyce: I paint pictures of the moon. I collect vintage spurs from cowboy boots. I take empty jelly jars, fill each one with a different liquid, and then store them in my cellar
Mike : ok
Joyce: I also like puzzles
Mike : i like all that .. and i like swiming , fishing , dancing............
Joyce: That's great
Mike : good
Mike : tell .. me wt u like in man
Joyce: Honesty, kindness and neck muscles
Mike : good
Mike : i guess i can do that better
Joyce: Okay
Mike : I really found ur profile interesting..... I am totally down to earth,
fun & responsible Guy. Love movies, music & shopping,and am a pretty good cook..
Joyce: What's your favorite movie?
Joyce: Mine is Reservoir Dogs
Mike : i like comed
Joyce: What is Comed?
Joyce: I've never heard of that.
Mike : as in funny movie
Joyce: You mean comedy, and that wasn't what I asked.
Mike : I am looking for an attractive woman who loves music and sports as much as I do!
Joyce: I asked what your favorite movie was, not your favorite genre of movie
Mike : well... i am to good onTV progremm.....okay
Joyce: What's your favorite TV show then?
Joyce: Mine is The Office
Mike : oh really?
Mike : What part of the States were you raised in? Tell me a little about your childhood.?
Joyce: I was raised in the South
Mike : ok
Mike : Tell me a little about your parents…brother or sister
Joyce: I was raised by mother. My father was merchant marine and left as soon as he knocked up my mother. My mother didn't want to raise a bastard child, so she left me on the doorstep of a church. She made the mistake of including my birth certificate which also had her name on it. Then the church left me on her doorstep. Then she changed her mind and decided to love me.
Joyce: ...and now she's dead and I have no brothers and sisters.
Mike : I guess the best way to discribe myself is that I'm a nice man who is cosiderate and respectful of other people's feelings. I am compassionate, a great listener, and not afraid to show my emotions.
Joyce: That's great. I can tell you're great at listening
Mike : i am looking for a honest woman
Mike : some one i can trust and spend the rest of my life with
Joyce: I pride myself on my honesty
Mike : Tell me about some of your jobs…How do you support yourself now or in the future?
Joyce: I have one job, and it's enough to support me
Mike : ok.................
Mike : Do you own a vehicle in the states, if not what type would you like ?
Joyce: Yes. I own a 2004 Honda Civic
Mike : nice
Joyce: Thanks
Mike : What features turns you on about a man.
Joyce: Little beards. Specifically, Van Dykes
Mike : oh cool
Mike : I enjoy traveling..... it nice seeing new places and meeting new people from the world,Bedroom aerobics are great, and I consider that an important part of a relationship.
Joyce: Yeah
Mike : well.... i will like to meet u and i wanna get to know u better...
Joyce: Me too. I totally want to meet you
Mike : it will be nice meet u babe
Mike : Anything else you wish to share, how about some photos of anything
Joyce: You share some of your photos, and I'll share some of mine
Mike : ok
Mike : cool

Joyce shares some of her pictures...

And Mike shares some of his...

Mike : that my son Frank
Mike : he is all i have
Joyce: How sweet. He looks just like you
Mike : i am just looking for a cool woman
Joyce: You're in luck, because I'm the coolest person in town
Mike : and i like ur pic that why i mail u ....
Mike : u look good
Joyce: Thanks. You look very handsome yourself
Mike : babe u really look good to me and i will like to meet u .....
Joyce: I'd love to meet you too
Mike : good
Mike : i will going to getting something eat and ,, i will be back soon ,,. will u be online later?
Joyce: I don't know. I need to go out later.
Mike : and i will like u to mail me time to time ..if i am not online,....
Joyce: Okay
Mike : will u like call me on the phone.???
Joyce: What's your number?
Mike : 011-234-802-342-9221
Joyce: Oh my. That's an international number?
Mike : yeah babe ,, i told u .. i am in west africa ..and i will be coming back to state pretty soon
Joyce: I can't make international calls. I only have a local plan
Mike : ok
Mike : i will call u later when i get a calling card....
Joyce: Okay
Mike : well..... it real nice talking to u babe
Joyce: I enjoyed talking with you too
Mike : and i will like to soon
Joyce: Tell Frank I said hello
Mike : ok babe
Mike : pls take good care of ur self for me alone....
Mike : ok
Joyce: I will

11th Chamber
03-03-2008, 12:40 AM


03-03-2008, 12:55 AM
It Was Funny When I Was High

pill happy
03-03-2008, 01:03 AM
It Was Funny When I Was High

haha quality.

03-03-2008, 01:08 AM
It Was Funny When I Was High

see skamp, you hilarious when you don't try

just be yourself, be natural, don't try to make ppl laugh, then your funny.

03-03-2008, 01:10 AM
so that means you'll be laughin at me not with me hence