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RzaRectum
03-06-2008, 01:16 AM
Heads up for those of you who may be a regular Home Depot customer.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two fine ass 22 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their boobs just about falling out of their skimpy tops. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a 'tip', they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing and making out before one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you - while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th. Also, January 1st, 3rd, 7th, twice on the 15th, 28th February 5th, 8th, 10th, 14th, and three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
03-06-2008, 08:10 AM
hahah

SKAMPOE
03-06-2008, 09:54 AM
Hahahahahahahahhahaaa Dats Da Funniest Shit I've Read Today

Tyler Durden
03-06-2008, 09:58 AM
I got that in a text a while back.

Sicka than aidZ
03-06-2008, 11:42 AM
i thought u were gay man, thats funny tho im glad your gettin so much pussy. I want to believe what you said really badly. I really need a new screen door too. maybe ill be the first to open a topless hardware store or something.