TSA
03-07-2008, 01:11 AM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f327/OwnersBoard/Misc%20Images/king-jr.jpg
King we're sitting infront of a sold out crowd, in what has to be the most one of THEE most monumental weeks in threadsling history, Im being told that moments for now, Thashaolinassassin will be making an appearance to address this sold out crowd in GenChat Idaho.
Monumental isn't the half of it. We've seen those thugs
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x288/Doubleplay_07/hardy-boys.jpg
Matt Heatly and Jeff Huggy attack Amanswoggle as retaliation for watch she did to corpse moderator Benno.
*Zooms to footage*
o15G9Nz_N9I
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k227/josophat/wrestling/umaga.jpg
Then, the Samoan bulldozer Benmanga nearly cripples the 3 of them SINGLE HANDEDLY....
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x193/tainted_princess05/WWE%20Monday%20Nite%20Raw%20June%202007/100_0536.jpg
It was a sight to see...and to add to the fact that we haven't ever recovered from the EPIC..EPIC Post Per View slobber knocker and Threadslmania between the Coffeebreak Kid Style Micheals and......
bj0Hdv_VCWE
(pressplay)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/bobinc/RAW/JimRoss.jpg
IT'S THASHAOLINASSASSIN! THASHAOLINASSASSIN! MY GOD WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS CROWD!
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/Wrestlefiend/Ric%20Flair/wooooooooo3va.gif
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair025.jpg
(Above: Shaolinassassin make his way to the ring flashing his pearly whites as local fan, Blackula throws her panties at him. Luckily the thick coat of oatmeal prevented it from going far and Shaolin's custom made new suit was good for another day.)
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x151/RKO_HBK123/JimRoss.jpg
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THASHAOLINASSASSIN, BACK FROM AN EPIC SLUGFEST AND THE ENERGY ALONE! THE MOMENT! THE FEELING! THIS IS HISTORY!.....
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o121/izko_90/JerryLawler.jpg
King.....King are you ...crying?
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair026.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOO!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair027.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair028.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair029.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair020.jpg
WOOOOOOOOO!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair012.jpg
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z5/KittyFaith/Wrestling2/Ric%20Flair/008-6.jpg
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff155/TheOneTwenty/ricflaircopy-1.png
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg57/Denzow/Splash.jpg
(-cut the music-)
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z5/KittyFaith/Wrestling2/Ric%20Flair/004-6.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair001.jpg
Genchat.........(dramatic pause for crowd to calm down)
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair005.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair001.jpg
Genchat.......I wanna.....before i start i just wanna let you people know, that your lookin good baby WOO!....from ALL OVER THE GLOBE...im on computer screen in france, britian, canada, australia, japan, nigeria, italy WHERE EVER.....we may all look at the clock at see different numbers, but when the champ steps in the ring we all know it what time it is...that's right...........
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa53/BENNYROJAS/rolex.jpg
IT'S ROLEX TIME! WOOOO!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair021.jpg
That's right, GENCHAT! i've come out here, and i've said my bit, i've wheel'd, i've deal'd and style'd and looooordd knows i've profiled....BUT ONE THING strikes me....we've still got poster getting together! saying their prayers! and CALCULATING the fall of....that's right....
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/solidsabu/flair_flop.gif
the fall of ThaShaolinAssassin....
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair035.jpg
And they've tirreeddd....and tirreedd... they've made VETERAN CHATS...cause the couldn't handle the sheer FORTUNE..that's right FORTUNE of a man that can walk into a party everbody drinkin, smokin, shootin, snortin, scream WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DANCIN THE NIGHT AWAY and walk out STILL smellin like a million bucks.....
But when that didn't work, when they could keep me from the gold, they made a Vatican......that's right....a vatican
NOT KNOWING
That this is GODS COUNTRY, AND IF I WANNA WEAR A ROLEX! GUESS WHAT! HAHAHHAHA! YOU AINT GOT ONE!
But that didn't stop me either
So they throw the BIG GUNS at me....that's right..their great black hope...
Stylemaster....
and stylemaster wanted to play the dirtiest game in the book...with the dirtiest poster in the game......
and we slugged it out
2 nights, of mayhem, blood, threads, and tears, and walk out with nothing but respect.
BUT IN THE END OF THE DAY RINGS MACMAN.....I'M STILL POSTIN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair038.jpg
STILL POSTIN!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair030.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair038.jpg
STILL POSTIN!!!! STTILLL STIILLL STILLLL
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair030.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair034.jpg
AND GUESS WHAT!? YOUR GONNA HAVE YOUR AWARD SHOWS!! AND REGARDLESS OF ME WINNING THE PEOPLE'S VOTE! YOUR GONNA SNUB THE JET AIRPLANES! AND YOUR GONNA MAKE YOUR REP POINTS! AND NO MATTER WHAT YOUR GONNA SNUBB THE BUBBLE BUTT WHORES! AND YOUR GONNA MAKE YOUR ALBUMS, AND DISS AMERICA! AND MAKE YOUR HIP HOP SHOP NOBODIES AND TURN A BLIND EYE TO THE FACT!
THAT'S RIGHT THE FACT! IM THE GREAST GOD DAMN POSTER THERE IS! THERE EVER HAS BEEN, THERE EVER WILL BE! AND YOU HATE THAT FACT THAT THASHAOLINASSASSIN IS WUTANGCORP.COM.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair031.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair034.jpg
AND THE FACT! THE FACT! THAT YOUR ENTIRE VATICAN COMBINE DOESN'T HAVE HALF THE CLOUT AS THE SPACE MOUNTAIN! THE FACT THAT HALF OF THESE POSTERS WANNA DISCUSS THASHAOLINASSASSIN MORE THEN WU-TANG ON WU-TANGCORP.COM!!!!WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair030.jpg
THE FACT THAT I'VE DROPPED MORE CLASSICS THEN YOUR EDS YOUR ROB DIGI'S, YOUR TEKS, YOUR HEATS, YOUR ENTIRE VET SECTION, MOD COUNSEL, AND iF YOU WANNA KEEP wooo!! IF YOU WANNA KEEP ACTING LIKE THASHAOLINASSASSIN ISN'T AMERICA, wOOO! THEN SO BE IT!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair044.jpg
but what prestige does your vatican have.....
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair049.jpg
if all the prestige isn't allowed in....
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair055.jpg
NONE! that's right BigBen..you wanna be a rap super star, and live large, a big house, and five cars, your gonna need to realize....your alllll gonna need to realize...no no... ADMIT..the fact..that you can't ride Space Mountain unless your 1000 posts or better....
Jim Ross: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Tripleaitch3/thJRsHat.gif
(above: security struggles to keep Jim Ross from pouncing on my new suit and sucking my dick)
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair064.jpg
Does the Shaolinassassin want your points? your vaticans? your awards? NO!...All the shaolinassassin needs..........
......alllllll he needss....
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair003.jpg
is
ONE
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k44/ShowBizNess/ricflair.gif
Msrza nude-nipple...
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/amsieluvsu/confused.jpg
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg228/emotions_i_has_them/confused.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc191/hateater27/Confused.jpg
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z5/KittyFaith/Wrestling2/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair.jpg
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p217/DinoDubbz/wwe2.jpg
...i've spoken...
bj0Hdv_VCWE
(play for exit)
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o121/izko_90/wrestling%20gifs/JerryLawlerJimRoss.gif
I've heard of 2 front teeth, but a nude nipple?! it can't be. but he has spoken, and that's what he feels he deserves for this 7000th post celebration, the long awaited, long overdue, msrza nipple exposure, will it happen?
STAY TUNED!
King we're sitting infront of a sold out crowd, in what has to be the most one of THEE most monumental weeks in threadsling history, Im being told that moments for now, Thashaolinassassin will be making an appearance to address this sold out crowd in GenChat Idaho.
Monumental isn't the half of it. We've seen those thugs
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x288/Doubleplay_07/hardy-boys.jpg
Matt Heatly and Jeff Huggy attack Amanswoggle as retaliation for watch she did to corpse moderator Benno.
*Zooms to footage*
o15G9Nz_N9I
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k227/josophat/wrestling/umaga.jpg
Then, the Samoan bulldozer Benmanga nearly cripples the 3 of them SINGLE HANDEDLY....
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x193/tainted_princess05/WWE%20Monday%20Nite%20Raw%20June%202007/100_0536.jpg
It was a sight to see...and to add to the fact that we haven't ever recovered from the EPIC..EPIC Post Per View slobber knocker and Threadslmania between the Coffeebreak Kid Style Micheals and......
bj0Hdv_VCWE
(pressplay)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/bobinc/RAW/JimRoss.jpg
IT'S THASHAOLINASSASSIN! THASHAOLINASSASSIN! MY GOD WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS CROWD!
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/Wrestlefiend/Ric%20Flair/wooooooooo3va.gif
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair025.jpg
(Above: Shaolinassassin make his way to the ring flashing his pearly whites as local fan, Blackula throws her panties at him. Luckily the thick coat of oatmeal prevented it from going far and Shaolin's custom made new suit was good for another day.)
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x151/RKO_HBK123/JimRoss.jpg
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THASHAOLINASSASSIN, BACK FROM AN EPIC SLUGFEST AND THE ENERGY ALONE! THE MOMENT! THE FEELING! THIS IS HISTORY!.....
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o121/izko_90/JerryLawler.jpg
King.....King are you ...crying?
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair026.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOO!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair027.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair028.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair029.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair020.jpg
WOOOOOOOOO!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair012.jpg
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z5/KittyFaith/Wrestling2/Ric%20Flair/008-6.jpg
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff155/TheOneTwenty/ricflaircopy-1.png
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg57/Denzow/Splash.jpg
(-cut the music-)
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z5/KittyFaith/Wrestling2/Ric%20Flair/004-6.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair001.jpg
Genchat.........(dramatic pause for crowd to calm down)
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair005.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair001.jpg
Genchat.......I wanna.....before i start i just wanna let you people know, that your lookin good baby WOO!....from ALL OVER THE GLOBE...im on computer screen in france, britian, canada, australia, japan, nigeria, italy WHERE EVER.....we may all look at the clock at see different numbers, but when the champ steps in the ring we all know it what time it is...that's right...........
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa53/BENNYROJAS/rolex.jpg
IT'S ROLEX TIME! WOOOO!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair021.jpg
That's right, GENCHAT! i've come out here, and i've said my bit, i've wheel'd, i've deal'd and style'd and looooordd knows i've profiled....BUT ONE THING strikes me....we've still got poster getting together! saying their prayers! and CALCULATING the fall of....that's right....
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/solidsabu/flair_flop.gif
the fall of ThaShaolinAssassin....
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair035.jpg
And they've tirreeddd....and tirreedd... they've made VETERAN CHATS...cause the couldn't handle the sheer FORTUNE..that's right FORTUNE of a man that can walk into a party everbody drinkin, smokin, shootin, snortin, scream WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DANCIN THE NIGHT AWAY and walk out STILL smellin like a million bucks.....
But when that didn't work, when they could keep me from the gold, they made a Vatican......that's right....a vatican
NOT KNOWING
That this is GODS COUNTRY, AND IF I WANNA WEAR A ROLEX! GUESS WHAT! HAHAHHAHA! YOU AINT GOT ONE!
But that didn't stop me either
So they throw the BIG GUNS at me....that's right..their great black hope...
Stylemaster....
and stylemaster wanted to play the dirtiest game in the book...with the dirtiest poster in the game......
and we slugged it out
2 nights, of mayhem, blood, threads, and tears, and walk out with nothing but respect.
BUT IN THE END OF THE DAY RINGS MACMAN.....I'M STILL POSTIN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair038.jpg
STILL POSTIN!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair030.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair038.jpg
STILL POSTIN!!!! STTILLL STIILLL STILLLL
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair030.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair034.jpg
AND GUESS WHAT!? YOUR GONNA HAVE YOUR AWARD SHOWS!! AND REGARDLESS OF ME WINNING THE PEOPLE'S VOTE! YOUR GONNA SNUB THE JET AIRPLANES! AND YOUR GONNA MAKE YOUR REP POINTS! AND NO MATTER WHAT YOUR GONNA SNUBB THE BUBBLE BUTT WHORES! AND YOUR GONNA MAKE YOUR ALBUMS, AND DISS AMERICA! AND MAKE YOUR HIP HOP SHOP NOBODIES AND TURN A BLIND EYE TO THE FACT!
THAT'S RIGHT THE FACT! IM THE GREAST GOD DAMN POSTER THERE IS! THERE EVER HAS BEEN, THERE EVER WILL BE! AND YOU HATE THAT FACT THAT THASHAOLINASSASSIN IS WUTANGCORP.COM.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair031.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair034.jpg
AND THE FACT! THE FACT! THAT YOUR ENTIRE VATICAN COMBINE DOESN'T HAVE HALF THE CLOUT AS THE SPACE MOUNTAIN! THE FACT THAT HALF OF THESE POSTERS WANNA DISCUSS THASHAOLINASSASSIN MORE THEN WU-TANG ON WU-TANGCORP.COM!!!!WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair030.jpg
THE FACT THAT I'VE DROPPED MORE CLASSICS THEN YOUR EDS YOUR ROB DIGI'S, YOUR TEKS, YOUR HEATS, YOUR ENTIRE VET SECTION, MOD COUNSEL, AND iF YOU WANNA KEEP wooo!! IF YOU WANNA KEEP ACTING LIKE THASHAOLINASSASSIN ISN'T AMERICA, wOOO! THEN SO BE IT!
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair044.jpg
but what prestige does your vatican have.....
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair049.jpg
if all the prestige isn't allowed in....
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair055.jpg
NONE! that's right BigBen..you wanna be a rap super star, and live large, a big house, and five cars, your gonna need to realize....your alllll gonna need to realize...no no... ADMIT..the fact..that you can't ride Space Mountain unless your 1000 posts or better....
Jim Ross: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Tripleaitch3/thJRsHat.gif
(above: security struggles to keep Jim Ross from pouncing on my new suit and sucking my dick)
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair064.jpg
Does the Shaolinassassin want your points? your vaticans? your awards? NO!...All the shaolinassassin needs..........
......alllllll he needss....
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair003.jpg
is
ONE
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k44/ShowBizNess/ricflair.gif
Msrza nude-nipple...
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/amsieluvsu/confused.jpg
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg228/emotions_i_has_them/confused.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc191/hateater27/Confused.jpg
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z5/KittyFaith/Wrestling2/Ric%20Flair/RicFlair.jpg
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p217/DinoDubbz/wwe2.jpg
...i've spoken...
bj0Hdv_VCWE
(play for exit)
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o121/izko_90/wrestling%20gifs/JerryLawlerJimRoss.gif
I've heard of 2 front teeth, but a nude nipple?! it can't be. but he has spoken, and that's what he feels he deserves for this 7000th post celebration, the long awaited, long overdue, msrza nipple exposure, will it happen?
STAY TUNED!