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King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 11:14 AM
Just wanna know if anyone here can cook, I know skampoe can eat, but that's not what I mean. Me, I can just do shit on the stove, can't really bake all that good.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 11:17 AM
i cook, but i aint no culinary genius...my homeade sauce and meatballs is tremendous. Eggplant/chicken/veal parm.
We make our own homeade italian sausage too...patties and links. And we dry a good portion of it. Its good stuff I should sell it.

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 11:20 AM
I can cook .. and bake.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 11:21 AM
blackula......

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 11:21 AM
I can cook .. and bake.


Like?

DJMethods
03-12-2008, 11:23 AM
I just made cheese on toast

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 11:23 AM
blackula......

yes?




Like .. I'm good with pasta .. colombian food cause my mom taught me .. i can cook anything aslong as i got the recipe .. and baked goods .. I love making pies >_> and cakes .. I'm awesome at decorating cakes too... it's like painting .. (which I do sometimes)

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 11:25 AM
im fallin more and more in love with you with evey post you make

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 11:27 AM
^^ hahaha

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 11:28 AM
Like .. I'm good with pasta .. colombian food cause my mom taught me .. i can cook anything aslong as i got the recipe .. and baked goods .. I love making pies >_> and cakes .. I'm awesome at decorating cakes too... it's like painting .. (which I do sometimes)

:p Delicious!

The Void
03-12-2008, 11:28 AM
I never got into baking, except for lasagna and that was only a couple times. Being on my own and working at a restaurant I barely cook for myself anymore, spaghetti and basic chili is always good. Haven't made an omelet or french toast for a long time. I used to make good pan fried burgers too.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 11:29 AM
^^ hahaha

that was really fucked up...lol

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 11:29 AM
I like a guy who can cook.

DJMethods
03-12-2008, 11:29 AM
French toast is THE shit, I could survive off Mi Goreng and French Toast

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 11:31 AM
I like a guy who can cook.

You like Chico's Tacos?

DJMethods
03-12-2008, 11:32 AM
Blackula likes being dominated, don't ask for her opinion, force feed

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 11:32 AM
I like a guy who can cook.

so what do you like to eat

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 11:33 AM
French toast is THE shit, I could survive off Mi Goreng and French Toast

ooh i make a mean French toast .. with cinamon ... put some peaches or strawberries on that shit ... mmm and bacon .. Yeah I make ill breakfasteseses

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 11:34 AM
so what do you like to eat

SEAFOOD!

Supreme-NRT
03-12-2008, 11:34 AM
I can make sandwiches, and uh pasta...thats it

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 11:35 AM
Blackula likes being dominated, don't ask for her opinion, force feed

You wanna get smacked around don't you?

*takes out the paddle*

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 11:35 AM
hahah...nice. i love me some salmon.

DJMethods
03-12-2008, 11:37 AM
You wanna get smacked around don't you?

*takes out the paddle*

Act all tough, you'd be asking me if I wanted a refill with my french toast, calling me "sir" and wearing a maids outfit.

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 11:40 AM
Hm, is Blackula really a lesbian, or is it just a gimmick to get all the cheezy dudes of her shoulder?

Thats up to you .. I know what I like .. and you're not the right gender I tell you that.

STYLE
03-12-2008, 11:42 AM
i cook damn near every meal i eat. i make up alo of my own recipes, i call "bachelor gourmet" copyright pending.

like for lunch today

boil pasta till al dente
drain
add 2 tbs butter
1cup water
1/2 pkg of fajita seaoning
1tbs sugar
i cap full of vinegar
dash of salt and pepper
few squirts of hot sauce

stir and simmer.

let set for 5 mins

serve......

took about 15 mins total to make but was delish. tasted like a spicy lime flavored hot pasta dish.
i cook a mean ass steak flavored with cinnamon. try it sometime. just season it like normal but dust both sides with cinnamon before you cook it. you will nut ur pants. its also good on burgers.
i also make bread, kinda like pita bread or pizza crust. and i make cookies from scratch too.

recipes....i'll have emeril fucked up if you give me a recipe.

VZA
03-12-2008, 11:43 AM
i cook a bit.

i do a mean fried breakfast :D

bacon, eggs(cooked on both sides american style, english eggs are gay), baked beans, fried tomatos covered in tobasco, sausages, fried bread(or french toast), scrambled eggs, black pudding, white pudding, hashbrowns...

I often do homemade pizza but can never be fucked to make the dough.

I cook quite often, especially if my parents are away, I always end up cooking dinner for my older brothers =/

VZA
03-12-2008, 11:45 AM
gahahahahaha

"Here's two lesbians enjoi'ng a fireplace."

that was gold.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 11:45 AM
I got a PM-inbox you know...


.....hit me up with some lesbian porn, why don't cha.







http://likeyoureallycare.arlodesign.com/images/FunnySunTimesAd_Close1.jpg
Here's two lesbians enjoi'ng a fireplace.

smooth

Visionz
03-12-2008, 11:47 AM
I got a couple of things I cook really well. Lasagna, chili (both from scratch) I don't cook often so when I do, I like makin something that I can eat the leftovers for days.

DJMethods
03-12-2008, 11:47 AM
There's no such thing as lebsians! Just girls who haven't been fucked right.

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 11:48 AM
i cook damn near every meal i eat. i make up alo of my own recipes, i call "bachelor gourmet" copyright pending.

like for lunch today

boil pasta till al dente
drain
add 2 tbs butter
1cup water
1/2 pkg of fajita seaoning
1tbs sugar
i cap full of vinegar
dash of salt and pepper
few squirts of hot sauce

stir and simmer.

let set for 5 mins

serve......

took about 15 mins total to make but was delish. tasted like a spicy lime flavored hot pasta dish.
i cook a mean ass steak flavored with cinnamon. try it sometime. just season it like normal but dust both sides with cinnamon before you cook it. you will nut ur pants. its also good on burgers.
i also make bread, kinda like pita bread or pizza crust. and i make cookies from scratch too.

recipes....i'll have emeril fucked up if you give me a recipe.

I bet you do cook good

STYLE
03-12-2008, 11:48 AM
pizza dough....

flour
water
salt
lilbit of sugar
italian seasoning , oregano or garilic or both
and a lil pkg of dry yeast

mix it all together and let sit for 20 mins til it expands to twice the size.

knead the dough
roll it out

Ta Daaaaa!

crust.

The Void
03-12-2008, 11:49 AM
I got a couple of things I cook really well. Lasagna, chili (both from scratch) I don't cook often so when I do, I like makin something that I can eat the leftovers for days.


Exactly why I make chili, usually have 5 to 8 different types of bean in it as well as veggies and meat or a meat type tofu.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 11:50 AM
I gotta get some recipes from my grandma.

The Void
03-12-2008, 11:51 AM
There's no such thing as lebsians! Just girls who haven't been fucked right.

I know a few girls who have been but didn't like it, and no, I didn't fuck them. :p

DJMethods
03-12-2008, 11:54 AM
I know a few girls who have been but didn't like it, and no, I didn't fuck them. :p

I bet you were one of the older kids running around telling the grade 1's santa wasn't real

STYLE
03-12-2008, 11:54 AM
I bet you do cook good

the secret weapon of seduction. i save so much date money it should be a crime.
good home cooked vodka al fredo, veggies and some red wine.....stimulating witty conversation......

the girls be rubbin their legs together like crickets by the time the meal is done. then its a short walk to the couch or bed depending how eager she is.

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 12:00 PM
Telling me this, also smooth, but I've become imune against homosexual attacks\harresments over the yearz, so try your pickup linez on some other boys.

lmao

VZA
03-12-2008, 12:02 PM
pizza dough....

flour
water
salt
lilbit of sugar
italian seasoning , oregano or garilic or both
and a lil pkg of dry yeast

mix it all together and let sit for 20 mins til it expands to twice the size.

knead the dough
roll it out

Ta Daaaaa!

crust.

Cheers babe, helpful.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 12:02 PM
Telling me this, also smooth, but I've become imune against homosexual attacks\harresments over the yearz, so try your pickup linez on some other boys.

LOL....y do gays always hit on you? do you dress like kanye west or something. but dont get flattered, im all about the colombian mami

VZA
03-12-2008, 12:04 PM
lolz

The Void
03-12-2008, 12:05 PM
I bet you were one of the older kids running around telling the grade 1's santa wasn't real

Santa is real damnit!!!

The Void
03-12-2008, 12:12 PM
I ain't any of those, so Supreme, you ain't shit!!

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 12:19 PM
Faggots, lesbian, pedofils etc all find me attractiv, i'ts a God given gift.

THE DEVIL! :o

INF
03-12-2008, 12:22 PM
Everytime I make some crazy good meal , I take a photo session. I've got some good ones. I was thinking about making a thread based off this thread I seen one time ( cooking with Froth ). Now though...there really is no need for that thread here. I dont need my PM box beat up by Skamp and the likes.

VZA
03-12-2008, 12:29 PM
make some videos. i love watching cooking videos on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9HpuJQ7U

STYLE
03-12-2008, 12:31 PM
i got as cooking vid making the bread. i just gota upload it. the vid sux a lil bit cause i have no cameraman.

INF
03-12-2008, 12:32 PM
one night I was extremely drunk and had the idea to youtube my cooking. I worked through what was gonna be the first episode and then gave up cuz my wife wondered why I was up and talking to myself in the kitchen like that.

My show would be on some uncensored shit though. I gotta be able to hit the blunt and cuss an shit. Its in my nature (mainly to hit the weed)

VZA
03-12-2008, 12:32 PM
oh dang =[

would love to see though.

begongo
03-12-2008, 12:33 PM
I like cooking and baking
I learnt it from my grandma and nowadays I do all the baking for events cuz she can't do it anymore
I remember I posted this pic before, anyway this is what I did for christmas:
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3146/img0046qi8bw5.jpg

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
03-12-2008, 12:36 PM
Yes I can cook.

VZA
03-12-2008, 12:40 PM
anyway this is what I did for christmas:
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3146/img0046qi8bw5.jpg

That's what you did for christmas? Yikes, I went to Egypt.

Visionz
03-12-2008, 12:52 PM
Exactly why I make chili, usually have 5 to 8 different types of bean in it as well as veggies and meat or a meat type tofu.I start with dried chilies (chipotle, pasilla,etc) boil them in a lil bit of water (gotta make sure they're completely covered) put the water and the chilis in a blender after cooking for about 30 mins, then strain out the seed and any skins from the pepper then use that as the stock for the chili, can pretty much throw in whatever from there, comes out slammin

begongo
03-12-2008, 01:00 PM
That's what you did for christmas? Yikes, I went to Egypt.that's so original ... wow ... I mean ... going to Egypt ... I envy you!

VZA
03-12-2008, 01:02 PM
oh dang it was well good.

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 01:08 PM
I like cooking and baking
I learnt it from my grandma and nowadays I do all the baking for events cuz she can't do it anymore
I remember I posted this pic before, anyway this is what I did for christmas:
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3146/img0046qi8bw5.jpg

Joakim Noah?

RADIOACTIVE MAN
03-12-2008, 01:22 PM
i came from a very strict family so my mom made sure we learnt how to cook against our will,this woman can cook all types of shit you could only dream off so yea,ive learnt to cook alotta good shit

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-12-2008, 01:37 PM
WuCorp--The only place where people can go from spewing racist bullshit to trading recipes and cooking secrets all at the same website. Cilva-If youre reading this, holler at me. Im an advertising major and I think I've found the perfect way to reach your target audience of Idiot-European-Unemployed-Racist Retards.

begongo
03-12-2008, 01:40 PM
WuCorp--The only place where people can go from spewing racist bullshit to trading recipes and cooking secrets all at the same website. Cilva-If youre reading this, holler at me. Im an advertising major and I think I've found the perfect way to reach your target audience of Idiot-European-Unemployed-Racist Retards.
I bet you have an eating disorder

Visionz
03-12-2008, 01:41 PM
I've heard of Kentucky recipes that involve a cousins placenta and just one her baby's six fingers. Any truth to that one?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-12-2008, 01:49 PM
I bet you have an eating disorder


Eating disorders are for girls.

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 01:50 PM
I Cant Cook For Shit! ''exept Crills''.

But My Wife Is A Iorn Chef Sun!
Hence Me Being A Lil On The Heavy Side.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-12-2008, 01:51 PM
I've heard of Kentucky recipes that involve a cousins placenta and just one her baby's six fingers. Any truth to that one?

I live in Louisville(born in CT), which is somewhat of an urban area, and I have yet to see that on any menus at our finer dining establishments. However, there are many rural areas in the state that I have not yet visited, so I can neither confirm or deny the existence of any such recipes.

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 01:53 PM
I live in Louisville(born in CT), which is somewhat of an urban area, and I have yet to see that on any menus at our finer dining establishments. However, there are many rural areas in the state that I have not yet visited, so I can neither confirm or deny the existence of any such recipes.
OH SHIT SAY WORD SUN, WHERE IN CT WERE U BORN?

LORD NOSE
03-12-2008, 01:54 PM
crack and ass crack

STYLE
03-12-2008, 01:56 PM
I've heard of Kentucky recipes that involve a cousins placenta and just one her baby's six fingers. Any truth to that one?
yeah they make a big batch and keep em in mason jars, its called KY Jelly. it was also used as sodomizing lube, this is the origin of personal lubricant of the same name.

I bet you have an eating disorder
burned him.


Eating disorders are for girls.
wait for it to sink in............burned again.


I Cant Cook For Shit! ''exept Crills''.

But My Wife Is A Iorn Chef Sun!
Hence Me Being A Lil On The Heavy Side.

just like Whoopi's lips are a lil dark.

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 01:58 PM
http://www.bobbyworks.com/images/Ugly%20Guy.gif

Visionz
03-12-2008, 01:58 PM
........or Tokyo being a lil crowded

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-12-2008, 02:08 PM
Hey stylemaster, I waited a little while, read it a couple of times, but I still didnt get it. And since I totally look up to you and respect your vast array of knowledge, maybe you could explain it to me? Plus, when was I burnt the first time? (And yes, i am hoping this progresses into one of your hillarious picture/post attacks)

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 02:14 PM
Irondan1 you basically called yourself a girl.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-12-2008, 02:15 PM
OH SHIT SAY WORD SUN, WHERE IN CT WERE U BORN?


Windsor, right outside of Hartford

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-12-2008, 02:23 PM
Irondan1 you basically called yourself a girl.

But I don't have an eating disorder. I just enjoyed a delicious subway sandwich for lunch and way 175 pounds, which is average, maybe even slightly heavy.

Or maybe I really am a girl and its been my lifelong goal to get a bunch of deuche bags to think that I was some guy from ky that likes the wu-tang. I prefer to leave an air of mystery.

HANZO
03-12-2008, 02:31 PM
yeah i cook, i kno how to cook food, or bake. i dnt do it often cause my momma cooks. but in my family most of the men know how to cook, although we rarely do it. i have a very good talent of using a knife just like a pro chef.

VZA
03-12-2008, 02:32 PM
Irondan1 you basically called yourself a girl.

epic.

Queen Of Poetry
03-12-2008, 02:53 PM
I can cook...........


I'll make brown rice, bean sprouts, tofu and veggies and a soy burger..........(I'm vegetarian)...........

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 02:58 PM
I can easily go veggie, I already eat rice & beans, there's enchiladas, quesadillas, elote, & some other shit.

and Irondan eating too much or too little are both eating disorders

Queen Of Poetry
03-12-2008, 03:02 PM
LOL..............I do cook steak and things like that (not pork) if necessary for my seeds..........but for the most part it's strictly vegetarian in my house........

STYLE
03-12-2008, 03:07 PM
LOL..............I do cook steak and things like that (not pork) if necessary for my seeds..........but for the most part it's strictly vegetarian in my house........

so veg is just a choice for you? i don't get it. why r u veg and your kids are not?

Queen Of Poetry
03-12-2008, 03:13 PM
so veg is just a choice for you? i don't get it. why r u veg and your kids are not?


Well..........I don't want to make that decision for them.........I give them vegan food and also meat, etc. and then when they r older they can decide for themselves.............

begongo
03-12-2008, 03:15 PM
Well..........I don't want to make that decision for them.........I give them vegan food and also meat, etc. and then when they r older they can decide for themselves.............that's the right way indeed

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 03:19 PM
Well..........I don't want to make that decision for them.........I give them vegan food and also meat, etc. and then when they r older they can decide for themselves.............

If you force your kids to eat vegan food they won't have the proper nutrients to survive. I think someone went to court for this. I think the family lost a kid due to poor nutrition, and BOTH parents (nutritionists) went to prison for child endangerment, or murder or some shit. Truly giving them the choice to vegan/veggie later is better.

STYLE
03-12-2008, 03:25 PM
personally i'm against vegan and vegitarian. just wondering. i think all animals are fair game for consumption. pork would be okay with me if the animal was kept properly and fed the proper diet. but we all know what pigs eat......shiiiiieeeeet.

STYLE
03-12-2008, 03:27 PM
Hey stylemaster, I waited a little while, read it a couple of times, but I still didnt get it. And since I totally look up to you and respect your vast array of knowledge, maybe you could explain it to me? Plus, when was I burnt the first time? (And yes, i am hoping this progresses into one of your hillarious picture/post attacks)

i need to get know you better. i just don't fuck anybody.

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 03:28 PM
I got nothin against eating meat, just sayin for me it would be an easy transition to vegetarian. My favorite food right now is Mole or Chile Colorado.

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 03:46 PM
i need to get know you better. i just don't fuck anybody.

Oh SNAP!

TSA
03-12-2008, 04:32 PM
i wish i liked cooking

but i hate it instead.

therefore i never took the effort to learn, i grew up thinking it was for women, then by the time it became needed i just didn't do it.

im moving out soon too so im gonna either need me a good women, or to buckle down and master the art cause i'll be damned if i ate anything that isn't naturally grown or cooked in my face after the age of 21

TSA
03-12-2008, 04:33 PM
I Cant Cook For Shit! ''exept Crills''.

But My Wife Is A Iorn Chef Sun!
Hence Me Being A Lil On The Heavy Side.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!:hooray:+2 G.O.D points.

King Tron 1
03-12-2008, 04:41 PM
anybody grill anything?

GRANDMASSIVE.
03-12-2008, 04:47 PM
yes i can & real good too, most peruvian men know how to cook anyway, its part of our culture

STYLE
03-12-2008, 04:51 PM
anybody grill anything?


i got marinade recipes for days. plus i'm black. bbq is in our dna.

TSA
03-12-2008, 05:01 PM
i can grill like a fuckin monster, i'll say that much

but you can't grill 365 24/7 in nebraska, tho me and the boys had a bitchin park grill out the otherday

show'd them what the infamous Double Dog is all about

2L8Lit da croatianMC
03-12-2008, 05:40 PM
i can cook and live.. i can cook 4 my girl and friends who could say its tasty.

STYLE
03-12-2008, 05:59 PM
i can cook and live.. i can cook 4 my girl and friends who could say its tasty.

translation anyone........

The Hound
03-12-2008, 06:02 PM
i can cook better than that motherfucker jamie oliver ... i worked in a restaurant when i was 15 so i know a thing or four

i like to put chili on most stuff i cook. put hairs on ya fuckin chest. be a man

LORD NOSE
03-12-2008, 06:02 PM
If you force your kids to eat vegan food they won't have the proper nutrients to survive.

not true at all

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 07:11 PM
i came from a very strict family so my mom made sure we learnt how to cook against our will,this woman can cook all types of shit you could only dream off so yea,ive learnt to cook alotta good shit

Same here .. my moms the same.

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 07:14 PM
i need to get know you better. i just don't fuck anybody.

not true .. you didn't know me well and you attacked me right away.

WARPATH
03-12-2008, 07:16 PM
Can I cook?

No. Fuck no. That's women work.


I'd starve before I'd touch a skillet.

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 07:20 PM
Can I cook?

No. Fuck no. That's women work.


I'd starve before I'd touch a skillet.

Lets hope you starve to Death

WARPATH
03-12-2008, 07:22 PM
Lets hope you starve to Death

Indeed. Indeed.

WARPATH
03-12-2008, 07:25 PM
And while we're on the topic.......

Washing Dishes is women work too.

Fuck a dish.


Fuck a dishwasher. Fuck a big booty dishwasher, then tell that chicken to wash your clothes.

Then the universe will come back in balance.

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 07:29 PM
The Chef never cleans the dishes .. You lose.

WARPATH
03-12-2008, 07:35 PM
The Chef never cleans the dishes .. You lose.

I know your a woman, so don't take it personal....

But next time you have one of your chicks come over an cook for you-

Tell that bitch to wash the dishes too.

It makes life so much easier when they just shut the fuck up know their role.

WARPATH
03-12-2008, 07:45 PM
I know your a woman, so don't take it personal....

But next time you have one of your chicks come over an cook for you-

Tell that bitch to wash the dishes too.

It makes life so much easier when they just shut the fuck up know their role.
yea after i fuck itheres really no reaon to keep them around unless they clean too, maybe ill buy your fake ass some new nails if you do

These posts have been Slippy the Pimp tested................






















































And Miss Rza Approved.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/puffing.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 07:46 PM
Got her toes done up .. with her finger-nails matching .. toes toes done up .. with her finger-nails matching!

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 07:52 PM
hahaha shut the fuck up

WARPATH
03-12-2008, 08:10 PM
I'll tell you what I can cook.

Get some water, boil that shit for 5 minutes, throw in some top ramen and a hot dog.

Fuck Yeah Bitches, call your grandma over for dinner.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 09:43 PM
i absolutely HATE doing dishes....sometimes it deters me from cooking.

davedigital360
03-12-2008, 09:51 PM
I'm sick with it still. I love to cook. One day imma go and take some culinary arts and master that shit. I'm a monster in the kitchen but i want to be even bettter, ya dig?

Olive Oil Goombah
03-12-2008, 09:59 PM
being a chef is no joke, i kno a few real good ones and those dudes put in some serious fuckin hours.

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 10:03 AM
Anybody have favorite dishes they like to make?

MsRzaRecTaH
03-13-2008, 10:19 AM
cook mexican food . .thats it..

Longbongcilvaringz
03-13-2008, 10:20 AM
good thread, just noticed it now.

i made a green chicken curry tonight.

potatoes + capsicum + snow peas (in shells) + string beans + carrot + free range chicken breast + green curry paste + rogan josh + finely chopped chilli + coconut milk + love + tenderness = dopenass + brown rice.

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 10:47 AM
Hahahahaha Great Sig Patty

VZA
03-13-2008, 10:49 AM
yeah thai green chicken curry is better than bad sex.

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 10:49 AM
good thread, just noticed it now.

i made a green chicken curry tonight.

potatoes + capsicum + snow peas (in shells) + string beans + carrot + free range chicken breast + green curry paste + rogan josh + finely chopped chilli + coconut milk + love + tenderness = dopenass + brown rice.

What recipe isn't made with love? :p

VZA
03-13-2008, 10:51 AM
recipe for disaster...?

Longbongcilvaringz
03-13-2008, 11:10 AM
Hahahahaha Great Sig Patty

haha, thankyou, i dont think ive been called patty before my a man of your stature skampoe, thankyou very much.

but thank the god irondan.

he makes hating a full time job

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 02:07 PM
Best way of making Chicken? Pork? Beef?

Mine is grilled chicken or in mole, pork with potatoes in chile colorado, & beef in picadillo.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-13-2008, 02:15 PM
i usually only cook with lamb or chicken in a curry or something similar, and i usually use breast or thigh meat.

with beef, depends on the cut of meat, for a curry id use rump or something similar, and if im 'grilling' as you guys say, id probably get some sirloin/porterhouse.

i general just marinate in a simple marinade with soy sauce, small amount of olive oil, sometimes some honey. then 'grill' according to my own preference.

nothing beats a freshly barbecued steak.

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 02:26 PM
Anyone eat calf? To me they don't taste good.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
03-13-2008, 02:34 PM
My fam always wants me to make fried rice.



1 package of bacon
12 eggs
3 shoots of green onions
soy sauce
rice (refrigerated)
freeze the bacon
once frozen take the bacon and dice it up
medium/high heat - cook until all bacon is completely crisp
dump out the excess bacon grease (leave a little to cook the eggs)
medium heat -add eggs
stir/scramble
before the eggs are completely done add the rice
medium/low heat - add the soy sauce (I add a couple of good shakes) then mix
low heat - add the diced green onions
serve and scarf down.

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 03:00 PM
My fam always wants me to make fried rice.



1 package of bacon
12 eggs
3 shoots of green onions
soy sauce
rice (refrigerated)
freeze the bacon
once frozen take the bacon and dice it up
medium/high heat - cook until all bacon is completely crisp
dump out the excess bacon grease (leave a little to cook the eggs)
medium heat -add eggs
stir/scramble
before the eggs are completely done add the rice
medium/low heat - add the soy sauce (I add a couple of good shakes) then mix
low heat - add the diced green onions
serve and scarf down.

How much does this shit wield? Fuckin Heart-Clogger! 12 eggs? 1 pk of bacon? Sounds delicous!

I love fried rice! >) "Note the Chinky-Eye!"

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 03:03 PM
Or One Skampoe Unhelping!

Blackula Spectacula
03-13-2008, 03:09 PM
mmm fried rice

Blackula Spectacula
03-13-2008, 03:15 PM
word i saw that .. I'ma try it one day.

WARPATH
03-13-2008, 03:17 PM
Check this out:

Get a tortilla, put some cheese in that bitch.

Tastes just like Taco Bell.

Blackula Spectacula
03-13-2008, 03:20 PM
hahaha

here you go CS .. you'd have a little bit more success with this
http://www.generalmills.com/corporate/company/international/images/med_res_packaging/ITL_OEP.gif

WARPATH
03-13-2008, 03:21 PM
hahaha

here you go CS .. you'd have a little bit more success with this
http://www.generalmills.com/corporate/company/international/images/med_res_packaging/ITL_OEP.gif

I won't fuck with it. I'll take the shells out and heat them in the microwave, with some cheese, and that'll be that.

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 03:22 PM
Check this out:

Get a tortilla, put some cheese in that bitch.

Tastes just like Taco Bell.

^ got no imagination? put some fuckin ham on that with aguacate, tomatoe, basil, & fry it.

famenchuan
03-13-2008, 03:23 PM
I use the George Foreman to cook everthing.

WARPATH
03-13-2008, 03:27 PM
^ got no imagination? put some fuckin ham on that with aguacate, tomatoe, basil, & fry it.

Some bolgna, maybe, that would taste horrible.

I might fuck around and drop cheetoes in that shell. Eat in the dark after it's been microwaved, it has a texture like meat. You can't tell the difference when your stoned but....I don't smoke weed anymore.

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 03:28 PM
I fry up my own tortillas to make shells, its much better.

add ground beef & whatever else, then BAM! Tacos.

WARPATH
03-13-2008, 03:29 PM
^add ground beef & whatever else, then BAM! Tacos.

Careful now, your talking woman's work there. I bring home home the bacon, I don't fry it.

Blackula Spectacula
03-13-2008, 03:31 PM
I won't fuck with it. I'll take the shells out and heat them in the microwave, with some cheese, and that'll be that.

hahahah Seriously? That shit is so easy .. all you gotta do is by the rest of the ingredients .. like the ground beef .. and the toppings you want.. then cook the meat and put in the spices that comes in the box .. when it's all cooked .. and after you cut of the veggies/heated up the soft tacos .. you're done .. it literally doesn't take more than 30 minutes and if you have someone helping you, you'd get done faster.

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 03:32 PM
Some bolgna, maybe, that would taste horrible.

I might fuck around and drop cheetoes in that shell. Eat in the dark after it's been microwaved, it has a texture like meat. You can't tell the difference when your stoned but....I don't smoke weed anymore.

friend one time put pancake syrup on his shit. tasted terrible, but fucker still makes them.

you on that "I ate fried bologna last night, with salt & pepper" ain't ya?

begongo
03-13-2008, 03:32 PM
My fam always wants me to make fried rice.



1 package of bacon
12 eggs
3 shoots of green onions
soy sauce
rice (refrigerated)
freeze the bacon
once frozen take the bacon and dice it up
medium/high heat - cook until all bacon is completely crisp
dump out the excess bacon grease (leave a little to cook the eggs)
medium heat -add eggs
stir/scramble
before the eggs are completely done add the rice
medium/low heat - add the soy sauce (I add a couple of good shakes) then mix
low heat - add the diced green onions
serve and scarf down.
is this approximately like a rice omlette?

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 03:33 PM
Careful now, your talking woman's work there. I bring home home the bacon, I don't fry it.

If no one cookin then you starvin for attention

WARPATH
03-13-2008, 03:39 PM
hahahah Seriously? That shit is so easy .. all you gotta do is by the rest of the ingredients .. like the ground beef .. and the toppings you want.. then cook the meat and put in the spices that comes in the box .. when it's all cooked .. and after you cut of the veggies/heated up the soft tacos .. you're done .. it literally doesn't take more than 30 minutes and if you have someone helping you, you'd get done faster.

Then I'll have shit load of dirty dishes.....the roaches will come out the wood work.

That's what girlfriends are for really. I can read the insturctions, but i won't implement them as long as I have other avenues.

You guys are making me hungry. I'm going to lunch.

WARPATH
03-13-2008, 03:40 PM
If no one cookin then you starvin for attention

No doubt, I'll starve until my female gives me attention. That's how I cook.

Blackula Spectacula
03-13-2008, 03:41 PM
Then I'll have shit load of dirty dishes.....the roaches will come out the wood work.

That's what girlfriends are for really. I can read the insturctions, but i won't implement them as long as I have other avenues.

You guys are making me hungry. I'm going to lunch.

I don't like to leave dishes around or even the kitchen dirty ... so i tend to clean as I cook .. I can't work in a dirty messy area it distracts/annoys me way too much.

WARPATH
03-13-2008, 03:48 PM
I don't like to leave dishes around or even the kitchen dirty ... so i tend to clean as I cook .. I can't work in a dirty messy area it distracts/annoys me way too much.

You sound like you'd make a good house wife. LOL j/p

Why are chicks that are into other chicks like that? They keep things clean I mean.

I know a bad little nasty chick that'll clean the floors with a tooth brush.

Anyways- I'm going to lunch. You guys want recipe for killer sub, and have someone else make it for you:

White Bread(oat if your at subway)
Turkey and bacon
lettuce
tomatoes
green peppers
oil and vinegar

Trust me on this one.

HANZO
03-13-2008, 03:52 PM
nothing beats a peanut butter sandwhich.

Blackula Spectacula
03-13-2008, 03:53 PM
You sound like you'd make a good house wife. LOL j/p

Why are chicks that are into other chicks like that? They keep things clean I mean.

I know a bad little nasty chick that'll clean the floors with a tooth brush.

Anyways- I'm going to lunch. You guys want recipe for killer sub, and have someone else make it for you:

White Bread(oat if your at subway)
Turkey and bacon
lettuce
tomatoes
green peppers
oil and vinegar

Trust me on this one.

Instead of oil and vinegar i like to put honey mustard on mines .. pickles and green olives too >_>

King Tron 1
03-13-2008, 04:19 PM
I cook but don't clean until it is absolutely necessary, and by that I mean no cups, plates, pots, pans are available to use. I do reuse oil tho. After playin basketball I get lazy & not clean anything and just use a napkin or something and make a sandwich.

WARPATH
03-13-2008, 04:25 PM
I know what I can cook.....

Raw Buffalo Kidney.

Chop it up, drain off all the blood, rinse in cold water. Salt lightly.

Delicious.

SickSide
03-13-2008, 05:59 PM
I cant cook for shit, but I'd like to learn

My limit is throwing a pizza in the oven

Longbongcilvaringz
03-13-2008, 09:09 PM
learning to cook basic recipes is easy.

its not like there is any skill involved in cooking basic stuff, just a bit of concentration.

The Hound
03-13-2008, 09:18 PM
My fam always wants me to make fried rice.




1 package of bacon
12 eggs
3 shoots of green onions
soy sauce
rice (refrigerated)
freeze the bacon
once frozen take the bacon and dice it up
medium/high heat - cook until all bacon is completely crisp
dump out the excess bacon grease (leave a little to cook the eggs)
medium heat -add eggs
stir/scramble
before the eggs are completely done add the rice
medium/low heat - add the soy sauce (I add a couple of good shakes) then mix
low heat - add the diced green onions
serve and scarf down.

you do cook the rice the day before though right?

davedigital360
03-13-2008, 09:33 PM
Macaroni and cheese:

Make a rue, which is flour and butter, pour in 2 cups of milk. bring to a boil. add 2 cups of cheese (grated) make sure you have at least .5 to 1 cup for after.
boil you macaroni.
Reduce heat on the cheese sauce and let simmer for 7-10 mins
brown some bacon and onions in a frying pan, careful not to over cook them cause that shit is going in the oven later.
when macaroni is ready, gook to a level just be4 al dente, which means still a little hard.
mix with cheese throw extra grated cheese on top and throw the bacon on top. if u wanna add some color sprinkle some parsley, cilantro, or basil on top.
put in oven for 20 - 25 mins @ 400-450 on bake.
And boom, you got the best damn mac and cheese from scratch you ever had!

TSA
03-13-2008, 09:38 PM
yo skamp, whats the recipe from crills

NY_Mami
03-13-2008, 09:39 PM
LOL........ Why y'all always cuttin' on Skampoe.......

I can cook....... certain foods......

FRIED CHICKEN
FRENCH FRIES
SHRIMP
FISH
PORK CHOPS
VEGETABLES
RICE

That's about all.....

NY_Mami
03-13-2008, 09:41 PM
Thats easy^ Learned to cook crack before I could cook food

.................................

NY_Mami
03-13-2008, 09:46 PM
I had to learn and get mine I was young dumb and hungry^

True........... All men should know how to cook...... they can't live off of take out forever......

The Hound
03-13-2008, 09:50 PM
Yes.

good stuff. alot of noobs just boil the rice then switch it to the pan and fuck it up haha

yo you should put some chili in your rice, add a bit of spice and gives off a nice flavour. i also put bits of chicken, bean sprouts and peas in mine along with the bacon and eggs. how much soy do you put in? do you like it brown or just a little bit for flavour

STYLE
03-13-2008, 10:01 PM
here's a fried rice recipie. take an egg beat it mix in a 1/2 tsp of salt tsp of ginger
dip ur chicken slices or whatever you are cooking in that egg. fry then add ur veggies fry more then add rice. fry more and dump the egg in there along with 3 more beaten eggs fry more.

Visionz
03-13-2008, 10:14 PM
yo skamp, whats the recipe from crills

...........................the cooking show bonus education points intermission
sM8hToLhplE

Visionz
03-13-2008, 10:24 PM
Shit's crazy right, whenever the politicians wanna paint rap as dangerous they're never big enough fans to know which ones they should really point out :lmao:

Mic Tyson
03-13-2008, 10:54 PM
i can make some aight lasagna, but ill let a woman to cook for me so im cool

King Tron 1
03-14-2008, 10:23 AM
Yo Ben I Tried That Fried Rice Recipe Yesterday, but substituted pieces of pork for the bacon. Damn that was delicious, I also added celery & carrots, too.

begongo
03-14-2008, 10:48 AM
I'll try it one of these days too, maybe take a pic of it to judge it

WARPATH
03-14-2008, 11:01 AM
True........... All men should know how to cook...... they can't live off of take out forever......

This exactly why society is all out of whack. Are women aren't taking care of us anymore. ;( I think I said enough on the topic now.


Recipe for Egg Soba:

One package top ramen.
One egg.
Water

Boil egg until it starts to crack open. In another pan, boil water, add ramen, cook on high for 3 minutes. Add seasioning. Peel egg, drop it in your noodles.

Fucking Marvelous.

King Tron 1
03-14-2008, 11:11 AM
Heres an very easy sandwich recipe for those who are cooking impaired:

Peanut Butter Banana Jelly Sandwich


two slices of bread (Toasted)
one banana cut in half
Organic Jelly any fruit type
Organic Peanut Butter (the consistency is like jam, not thick)
smear Jelly/Jam on one slice of bread (toasted)

smear Peanut Butter on the other bread (toasted)

place the banana on the peanut butter side
put back into toaster over and toast again

It's Peanut Butter-Jelly Time!!!

SaqurakiHanamichi
03-14-2008, 11:44 AM
IM NEVER GOING TO COOk

begongo
03-14-2008, 11:48 AM
^hahahah

SaqurakiHanamichi
03-14-2008, 11:49 AM
http://www.hairlossexpert.co.uk/images/6734.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
03-14-2008, 11:52 AM
Thats easy^ Learned to cook crack before I could cook food


Hahahahaaa, yeah its pretty self explanitory..... I never thought id read this coming from ben tho9:|69:|69:|6guess everybody slangs something as a kid

begongo
03-14-2008, 11:55 AM
http://www.hairlossexpert.co.uk/images/6734.jpg
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2363/azis3iz.png

SaqurakiHanamichi
03-14-2008, 11:56 AM
lmao

King Tron 1
03-14-2008, 02:42 PM
IM ALWAYS GOING FOR COCk

*fixed

Hahahahahaha! Nahnananana! :tease: Made you eat your parents!

King Tron 1
03-14-2008, 03:22 PM
Check this site out.

http://itdoesntexist.com/

Guarded By Martyrs
03-14-2008, 04:46 PM
I'm a "Darkside-Cook"

King Tron 1
03-14-2008, 04:53 PM
I'm a "Darkside-Cook"

elaborate :{

WARPATH
03-14-2008, 04:56 PM
Spaghettio's

One Can of saghettios

Put in pan, cook on low heat, stir ocasionally until warm- serve immediatley.

King Tron 1
03-14-2008, 04:58 PM
^^^Ha! :)

King Lizard
03-14-2008, 09:03 PM
I learned how to cook when I was a teenager, my mom showed me and when I got older, I started working in different restaurant. I've also used cookbooks and simple recipes from time to time. I feel I can cook for me and my son, and a woman if neceessary.

Guarded By Martyrs
03-14-2008, 09:20 PM
Hahahaha...No Ben I can cook trust !!!
They also call me "The Storm Rustler" Hahaha

elaborate :{

Not to blow my own trumpet but I think I am pretty good.
I cook most days and everyone always compliments me on my "Darkside-Food"
I get really bored with food and eating the same thing all the time so I try different stuff...
And no one else does...So I do most of the cooking.
I'm off to cook a steak and some potatoes now actually...

At 2am...Wow

Dokuro
03-14-2008, 09:28 PM
no i got martha stewart to cook and help with my stocks

Longbongcilvaringz
03-15-2008, 10:24 AM
^babahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahaha

tooo much amusement hahahahahhahah

AcidPhosphate69
03-15-2008, 01:30 PM
I cook. I mainly have to cook what is on the menu at my job but for myself or anybody else that's curious I make bomb shit. What do you know about a chicken espinastywich? Check it:

Fry two pieces of cornflake breaded chicken.

Take a sub-roll or baget and spread a lil' butter on the top, sprinkle some parm cheese and toast that motherfucker.

Now, when the chicken is done, slather that shit in "espin" sauce (spicy cheesey spinach dip).

Spread a lil' salsa on bottom part of the bread so the chicken would rest upon it. Add black olives and/or chopped jalapenos if desired.

Throw on a lil' shredded lettuce and the cheesified chicken and you got yourself that bombest sandwich ever.

Sicka than aidZ
03-15-2008, 01:33 PM
word up that sounds delicious

King Tron 1
04-16-2008, 12:07 PM
I made this Caldo de Pollo yesterday, that was damn good. I'll post the recipe if anyone wants, but I don't know the exact amounts, I usually just add ingredients as I go.

King Tron 1
04-16-2008, 01:28 PM
I think I want some Top Ramen Noodles, right about now.