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TSA
03-12-2008, 03:41 PM
This is where we can store all the glorious Skampoe jewelz for babies teaching purposes like...


I Cant Cook For Shit! ''exept Crills''.

But My Wife Is A Iorn Chef Sun!
Hence Me Being A Lil On The Heavy Side.
:hooray:AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
"exept crills"


Anyone got the one where he tells the guy to pull his slavemaster's dick out of his ass faggot, that one's crucial.



i'll also be making various books for various members that drop bombs .... expect a Book of Jonesisms Book of Pepisms, and so forth, then compile it into The Wucorp Bible















to bad Heat's posts were deleted...they'll be like the Wucorp Lost Book of Judas


unless someone can ATLEAST revive the one where he said queen of poetry looks like when the gravediggas go "ayyyaaAAAAaahHH" AHAHAHHAAHA!





















http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q239/Rexmage/raptor.jpg

STYLE
03-12-2008, 03:49 PM
"Fags"

this has classic written all over it.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/skampdreams2.gif

TSA
03-12-2008, 03:50 PM
+adds to the Book Of Skampisms

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
03-12-2008, 03:53 PM
Bwahahah especially him rubbing the bellay!!!

Sicka than aidZ
03-12-2008, 04:28 PM
all skampoe knows is how to rock shit up. hahahaha, ill bet he has nuttin but baking soda in his kitchen.

JerseyIronman
03-12-2008, 04:57 PM
QUICK FREESTYLE IN THE CAR WHILE DA WIFE DRIVES
HAHAHA SHES MY #1 FAN HAHAHA
Y8KTe-ArtgQ&feature=related




+1 skampagism

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 07:49 PM
FAGS
LMAO







YA STUPID LIKE THIS DOG

























http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh48/EightBitArtist/dumbdog.gif

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 07:51 PM
Hahaha Dats One^^^

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 07:58 PM
all skampoe knows is how to rock shit up. hahahaha, ill bet he has nuttin but baking soda in his kitchen.
STFU WIGGER

TSA
03-12-2008, 07:58 PM
no it's not


CASTRO = HITLER

IM 1/2 CUBAN BUT NEVER BEEN THERE OR LIVE THEIR LIFE STYLE LOL
OR TALK THEIR ''GUAJIRO" LINGO! I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT THE HISTORY BUT NOT MUCH, ALL I KNOW IZ DEM NIGGAZ ARE IN A SITUATION THAT THEY WANNA BE IN COS THEY COULD OF BEEN FREE N SHIT A LONG TIME AGO U CEE CASTRO IS ONLY AS STRONG AS HOW WEAK THE CUBANS ARE CUZ IM TELLIN U IF THE CUBANS IN WHERE TIRED OF BEING RULED BY CASTRO THEN ALL THEY GOTTA DO IS JUST STOP DONT DO SHIT DONT WORK DONT DO NUFFIN AND HIT THE STREETS AND OVER THROW THE ISLAND,

YES THERES A LOT OF PEOPLE GONNA DIE BUT HEY SOME BLOOD HAS TO SHED AND WHEN THERES NO ONE LEFT IF CASTRO KILLS ALL THE PEOPLE THEN HE STILL LOST CUZ HE CANT RULE NO ONE ELSE, LEAVING CUBA UP FOR GRABS BY THE GREATER COUNTRIES LIKE UHHH US! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ERWUH3EHU

W.E FUCK ALL U GAYS PAL CARAJO TOL MUNDO P.R STAND UP!!!!!!!!













http://spaceghetto.org/serendipity/templates/default/img/blank.gifhttp://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/f/8/f8de3171b12ab6c28f1bd7580a6af08f.jpg

^That's one

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 08:03 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMhttp://spaceghetto.org/serendipity/uploads/spizter_mouth.jpgYUP UR GAY

Bg_Knocc_Out
03-12-2008, 08:09 PM
FAGS
LMAO







YA STUPID LIKE THIS DOG

























http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh48/EightBitArtist/dumbdog.gif




LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Man this thread is already classic due to skampoe's posts!

TSA
03-12-2008, 08:13 PM
"W.E fuck all you gays pal"

did the trick for me

JerseyIronman
03-12-2008, 10:35 PM
I just found this surfing the net and its for you Skampoe, cuz its seems like the type of random pic you'd post

feel free to use it as you please

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Gunmonkey.jpg

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 10:36 PM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20080310.gif



MY PIC GAME IS ALWAY ON POINT NIGGA

Blackula Spectacula
03-12-2008, 10:41 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMhttp://spaceghetto.org/serendipity/uploads/spizter_mouth.jpgYUP UR GAY

hahahah that picture is so funny .. Anyone see the Colbert report with him making fun of that pic? hahaha I love Colbert .. I'd go straight for him .. maybe.

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 10:46 PM
http://ljplus.ru/img4/m/a/madchenv/DSC00471_1_.jpg

SKAMPOE
03-12-2008, 10:48 PM
STAY GAY BLACK Y HAVE DICK WHEN PUSSY IS SO MUCH BETTER!



















































*IF I CANT SMASHIT NO ONE CAN*













NOW
























http://spaceghetto.org/serendipity/uploads/look1.jpg

JerseyIronman
03-13-2008, 06:31 AM
is a pic of your cat after you got done having sex with it?

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 07:17 AM
is a pic of ya moms hairy pussy
w/ dick n balls

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 08:18 AM
SOME TIMES I WANNA FLY AWAY






















































http://apina.nwpshost.com/5829.gif

YUKO

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 08:28 AM
Hahahahahaa

Longbongcilvaringz
03-13-2008, 08:40 AM
whered your thread go skampoe?

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 08:46 AM
Niggaz Is Sabotaging The God Yo!

STYLE
03-13-2008, 12:32 PM
this one guy in the mall in the food court yelled out ''WHO THE FUCK FARTED'' AND BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT RIGHT THERE!
COPS ASKED AND PEOPLE WERE JUST SAYING ''IONNO HE SAID SUM THING ABOUT A FART AND BAM!''















JK
IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO BE KNOWN AS THE GUY WHO OFFED HIM SELF FOR A FART!

+1

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 12:41 PM
hahahaha i got that from ''nick swordson''! the stalker kid from blades of glory and the guy from grand mahs boy with the really sweet car bed lmao '' shitsweak yo shits weak!!""

JerseyIronman
03-13-2008, 06:27 PM
http://apina.nwpshost.com/5829.gif

YUKO
.









NO









FUCKING










WAY

SickSide
03-13-2008, 06:29 PM
.









NO









FUCKING










WAY


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85_1205091298
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85_1205091298
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85_1205091298

SickSide
03-13-2008, 06:35 PM
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4513/cfooderof2.jpg

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 06:40 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85_1205091298
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85_1205091298
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85_1205091298
damn black aint no body wunna cee dat shit lmao da gif was enough

SickSide
03-13-2008, 06:41 PM
Dont lie, you know you enjoyed it

SickSide
03-13-2008, 06:42 PM
now..... go do some starjumps

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 06:46 PM
go taste urethrahs

TSA
03-13-2008, 06:46 PM
how u figure u fuckin faggit thats perfect english, u mad cuz u from west bumble fuck n dont unda stand da terminalogy u faggit get ya slave masters tongue outcha ass ya savage

+AAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought about this one in class today and started laughing out of no where ..plus 1

when i was in the 6th grade i punked this lil black kid in the lunch room n i agreed to givem a fair one after school on the corner of west ave by da school, so i get out n start walkin over to da corner by my self i get there and is a bunch of them morenos from marina so i yelled at them niggas '' YO THIS A FAIR ONE MU FUCKAZ YA HEARD'' so we get da scrappin, i got 1 punch in when da rest of dem mu fuckaz jumped in n fucked me up hahahahaqa dem niggaz got me good oh shit matter facked i remember that this lady named donna dat woked in ''famous pizza'' down da street snatch me up all bloody n took me to da e.r lmao word yo!
other than being ragged around by my older brother when we wuz lil kids dats bout the only fight i lost n trust i use ti fight alot when i was commin up 4 reals!

hahaha this is a funny story check it out its not a fight cuz one punch is not a fight na meen, but yeah when i was 16 years old i moved to puerto rico wit my pops and he signed me up in school i was in the nineth grade and on my second day of school i went there chillin it was 95 so i had on sum baggy sweats wit one leg pulled up wit some white and blue nike air maxs on and a blue tee shirt with da school logo on the sleeve thinkin like yeah '' ammo go in school and fuck with deez hick ass niggas yeah yo fuck deez hicks yo gay ass niggas with they surferstyles n coultures nameen fuck deez hick ass faggits yo wu tang nigga wu tang'' na meen i was thinkin im the shit cuz im a nuyo rican nameen from the states n shit so its 1130 am and i go to english class n im frontin like a mu fucka cuz i know english shit so this one kid i for get his name cuz i swear he had like a thousand names sum like''JOSE LUIS ANTONIO CARLOS ALBERTO JUAN PEDRO JOHN LOPEZ GARCIA MARTINEZ GONZALES VARGAS de jesus'' and this nigga looked like he belonged in menudo when the first album came out, so i laughed at him n he said sum dumb shit n i was like ''WHUT MU FUCKA FUCK U BLABLABLA'' so i charged towards wit my arms on swoll flexin n shit tryna to appear bigger to establish dominance over the gayer animal lmao and yo this nigga punched me soooooooo hard on my chest yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo took all the fuckin wind n breath outta me yooo all i did was fold over clutchin my chess and walk over to my desk n sit down like ''I GOTTA PAIN IN MY CHESSS N I KEN BRIEFFFF'' LOL real talk yo

+1..worth the read

TSA
03-13-2008, 06:47 PM
go taste urethrahs
+1

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 06:50 PM
+AAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought about this one in class today and started laughing out of no where ..plus 1



+1..worth the read


heres to my # 1 fan


http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/b/bu/bury-osiol/808985_beer_mug.jpg

is a good day!

SickSide
03-13-2008, 06:52 PM
You should of mounted him Skampoe, ground and pound him out

TSA
03-13-2008, 06:53 PM
"so i charged towards wit my arms on swoll flexin n shit tryna to appear bigger to establish dominance over the gayer animal"- Skamp

for real dude, just from now on don't make jokes, just talk, it's WAY funnier.

JerseyIronman
03-13-2008, 06:53 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85_1205091298
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85_1205091298
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85_1205091298

NO FUCKING WAY

completely disgusting yet....... MESMERIZING

lol she finds it funny which makes it sad cuz shes gonna be dead in like 10 years max

Sicka than aidZ
03-13-2008, 06:54 PM
hahaha, wonder what the other kids in your class thought u were laughin at. i do that alot just crack up for nothin.

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 06:55 PM
those are my jokes nigga!ahahahahahhahaa ahh lawdy u gon kill bouy!

Sicka than aidZ
03-13-2008, 06:55 PM
"so i charged towards wit my arms on swoll flexin n shit tryna to appear bigger to establish dominance over the gayer animal"- Skamp

for real dude, just from now on don't make jokes, just talk, it's WAY funnier.


Over da gayer animal hahahahahahahahahahahaha

SickSide
03-13-2008, 06:55 PM
NO FUCKING WAY

completely disgusting yet....... MESMERIZING



lol car crash steeze

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 06:57 PM
pickle stix

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 06:58 PM
Over da gayer animal hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahaha n its funny cuz when i said i was imitating steve irwins voice, NOW PICTURE DAT!!

SickSide
03-13-2008, 07:00 PM
Crikey!

TSA
03-13-2008, 07:03 PM
LOL at typing in a different voice! AHAHAHAHAHA

SickSide
03-13-2008, 07:06 PM
http://www.theipinionsjournal.com/uploaded_images/steveIrwin-734563.jpg

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-13-2008, 07:15 PM
+AAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought about this one in class today and started laughing out of no where ..plus 1



+1..worth the read


I read that story and its made me consider quitting wu-corp because i realized that that was probably the best post i could ever hope to see and its unlikely anythings ever going to top it. It was funny on multiple levels and you can picture it happening.

I dont know what the vatican is, but i vote for skampoe.

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 07:18 PM
LOL at typing in a different voice! AHAHAHAHAHA
im dieing yoahhahahahahah

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 07:20 PM
gimme rep then faggits n stop talkin about it fuck!

TSA
03-13-2008, 07:21 PM
I read that story and its made me consider quitting wu-corp because i realized that that was probably the best post i could ever hope to see and its unlikely anythings ever going to top it. It was funny on multiple levels and you can picture it happening.

I dont know what the vatican is, but i vote for skampoe.
ahhahahhaha! you can laugh at him, with him, at the gay animal, at the typing, and at the situation all in 1 sentence

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 07:24 PM
hater! icee wut u up 2

TSA
03-13-2008, 07:31 PM
no hate dog, for real, it's not a mean laughing at you, it's a character funny

like that dude in the crew that no matter what he does it's just funny for some reason

you can just hear the name and start laughing, but it ain't no disrespeck

Blackula Spectacula
03-13-2008, 07:31 PM
I want a brazilian girl just for this reason... well others too but this a main one if she can move like this it's a pluussss
4Mf_PTB8juc

TSA
03-13-2008, 07:32 PM
uhhhhhh...?

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 08:04 PM
fuck that u imagine goin to nice quiet dinner n she bust out wit that shit like she cought the holy ghost

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 08:06 PM
possesed n shit

GENERAL WISE
03-13-2008, 08:54 PM
Skampoe is trying to fill in that vacuum that Heat left.

Its pretty sad how thecorpse and General Chat no longer work in harmony...posters like me who post in both forums feel like the children of a broken home with Bolo and Heat being the gay parents/mods.

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 09:02 PM
this grown folk binness lil nigga, go on get outta here!

GENERAL WISE
03-13-2008, 09:14 PM
this grown folk binness lil nigga, go on get outta here!
Says the guy who has the education level of a 14 year old.

SKAMPOE
03-13-2008, 11:13 PM
15 but whos counting

TSA
03-14-2008, 12:06 AM
Ahaahahahahhah!

+1

Olive Oil Goombah
03-14-2008, 12:21 AM
skampoe is one of my favorite posters on this site...he's like LeBron James right now. By far the best, but everyone is suckin Kobe's dick cuz he's been here longer.

Skampoe for 2008 MVP.

GENERAL WISE
03-14-2008, 02:11 AM
Skampoe for vatican.

TSA
03-14-2008, 02:29 AM
i wouldn't go that far

and why my text is all faggoted out is beyond me

begongo
03-14-2008, 04:50 AM
"When I Was Little In Puerto Rico I Use To Catch A Fly And Put It On Da Tip Of My Dick And Pull Da Skin Over Da Fly And Pinched It Close So Dat Da Fly Stays Trapped In There And Da Fly Would Buzzz And Flap Its WINGS UNTILL I CAME!!!:hooray:"

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showpost.php?p=933095&postcount=48


skamp you should make a puerto rico diary thread

Longbongcilvaringz
03-14-2008, 05:18 AM
haha, that is a classic which i remember well.

the only way you could top a thread about elbowing your stomach to masturbate was to post that.

inspirational.

SKAMPOE
03-14-2008, 05:45 AM
hahahahahahahaah bwahahahahahah i forgot all about that hahahhahahahahah

i say skampoe for vatican!

SKAMPOE
03-14-2008, 05:49 AM
"When I Was Little In Puerto Rico I Use To Catch A Fly And Put It On Da Tip Of My Dick And Pull Da Skin Over Da Fly And Pinched It Close So Dat Da Fly Stays Trapped In There And Da Fly Would Buzzz And Flap Its WINGS UNTILL I CAME!!!:hooray:"

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showpost.php?p=933095&postcount=48


skamp you should make a puerto rico diary thread
looks like that shit stuck in the back of ur head like cattle branding bwahahahahahahaha
u was just waiting for a thread like this one to be able to share that with people with out sounding all gay n shit hahahahahah
dat shits funny
1

Durag
03-14-2008, 05:59 AM
Says the guy who has the education level of a 14 year old.

15 but whos counting

Bahahahahahahahah Havent read all of this thread but that had me dying!

SKAMPOE
03-14-2008, 06:07 AM
durag ufag

Durag
03-14-2008, 06:15 AM
^^Wtf? Hmm, def educational level of a 15 yr old

Longbongcilvaringz
03-14-2008, 06:18 AM
hahaha.

spampoe, i will nominate you for vatican, but i think ill have trouble getting numbers

SKAMPOE
03-14-2008, 06:20 AM
Du Rag Jk!
N Patty Dont Worry Im Vatican Status Already

Durag
03-14-2008, 06:24 AM
Ya i know man! id nominate u for vatican too skamp but its bullshit

Sicka than aidZ
03-14-2008, 12:05 PM
hahaha n its funny cuz when i said i was imitating steve irwins voice, NOW PICTURE DAT!!

Hahahahhahaaa, same fuckin joke and im laughin twice as hard!!!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-14-2008, 02:44 PM
ahhahahhaha! you can laugh at him, with him, at the gay animal, at the typing, and at the situation all in 1 sentence

In all seriousness, I think that skampoe on the internet is potentially profitable. Say what you want about skampoe, and its probably true, but at least hes original. If he just started out with a blog that introduced him to the public it could evolve into him making comments on those fucking vh-1 shows, and then his own show. Im pretty much serious about that too which is crazy/sad.

Skampoe should have his own show on vh-1. If we could just market this properly we're sitting on a fucking goldmine.

The fact that i thought this much about it means im officially an idiot now, but i want a cut of the profits.

SKAMPOE
03-14-2008, 04:00 PM
Wow! Never Thought About It Like That! Im Gonna Look Into It N May Be Get A Morning Show On The Radio

begongo
03-14-2008, 04:02 PM
just open a puerto rico diary thread !!!!!!!

TSA
03-14-2008, 04:44 PM
In all seriousness, I think that skampoe on the internet is potentially profitable. Say what you want about skampoe, and its probably true, but at least hes original. If he just started out with a blog that introduced him to the public it could evolve into him making comments on those fucking vh-1 shows, and then his own show. Im pretty much serious about that too which is crazy/sad.

Skampoe should have his own show on vh-1. If we could just market this properly we're sitting on a fucking goldmine.

The fact that i thought this much about it means im officially an idiot now, but i want a cut of the profits.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

There could be a 9:|6Cult Of Skamp9:|6 AHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!

i haven't even gotten to the Book Of Pep

now that guys a fuckin riot, tho he's been laying low for a while

SKAMPOE
03-14-2008, 06:53 PM
from now on im shuttin tfu, i will only reply in ''yes, no, fu and lol''!

SKAMPOE
04-07-2008, 04:17 PM
lmao@ the whole thread

SKAMPOE
04-07-2008, 04:23 PM
lol^

TSA
04-22-2008, 11:12 AM
When I Was Little In Puerto Rico I Use To Catch A Fly And Put It On Da Tip Of My Dick And Pull Da Skin Over Da Fly And Pinched It Close So Dat Da Fly Stays Trapped In There And Da Fly Would Buzzz And Flap Its WINGS UNTILL I CAME!!!:hooray:



+1

Longbongcilvaringz
04-22-2008, 11:14 AM
bahahaha

thats like an all time favourite wtc quote for me (no norway)

begongo
04-22-2008, 11:55 AM
Whut Was A Biomechanikel Arm?

hahahahahaha

TSA
04-22-2008, 12:10 PM
AHAHAHAHAhhaaHHHA!

Longbongcilvaringz
04-22-2008, 12:22 PM
hahahaha

where is skamply, havent seen him for days.

hope hes ok.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-22-2008, 02:28 PM
yeah, he is rather absent... went to school to teach kids about slang?

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2008, 02:33 PM
he realized that he is still no match for me. i also heard their was some farmer in bridgeport going block to block .... rounding up his cattle that got lose



http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/25/dining/25prince600.1.jpg

SKAMPOE
04-22-2008, 02:36 PM
nigga there aint no live stock in bridgeport, its a city here dummy!



http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/skinnykid.jpg

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-22-2008, 02:55 PM
damn, it's disturbing how many of those pics u have....fan club, eh?

SickSide
04-22-2008, 03:40 PM
LOL

Skamp is a legend

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-22-2008, 04:05 PM
yeah, he is like the star in a club of retarded basketball players

http://www.laurasteele.net/cvs/retard404.jpg

'pazs mae da-da baaaaall!!!!!'

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2008, 05:41 PM
nigga there aint no live stock in bridgeport, its a city here dummy!





The jokes on you you fat queer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-22-2008, 05:56 PM
Im glad skampoe decided to bump his own tribute thread.

It truly was a rollicking adventure back into the annals of Skampoe.(homo)

There's funny shit on this site, but only a handful of posters consistently make me actually laugh, and skampoe is on the top of that list.

Skampoe, you may be an obese, half-retarded manchild, but wu-corp is at least 12-times better for having you and your fine story-telling ability.

That whole fly-in-the-dickskin thing was a gold. That shits a book by by itself. Keep doing your thing.

SKAMPOE
04-27-2008, 09:35 PM
http://www.800helpfla.com/images/letters/x.gif

Sgt Holly Wood
04-27-2008, 09:37 PM
yo damn ^^ thats u bro?

Guarded By Martyrs
04-27-2008, 09:55 PM
yeah, he is like the star in a club of retarded basketball players

http://www.laurasteele.net/cvs/retard404.jpg

'pazs mae da-da baaaaall!!!!!'

Hahahahaha

wera cracks me up !!!!!

Whats up Skamp ???

SKAMPOE
04-27-2008, 10:01 PM
Peace God

EAGLE EYE
04-27-2008, 10:02 PM
http://a352.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_7db54cfc44b34b8a45353d8930bee48f.jpg


hahahahaha look how annoyed that bitch on the right looks. she must of just got done listening to skamp brag about another thread posting adventure on duh affishal site of duh wu tang clan an killuh beez

Sicka than aidZ
04-27-2008, 10:14 PM
http://a352.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_7db54cfc44b34b8a45353d8930bee48f.jpg

holy fuck your fatter than i ever imagined skampoe.

Your fuckin fatter than ed-ophile....

your like fuckin buddha monk fat

Your so fuckin fat ill bet u get winded just thinkin about tryin to exercise.... hahaaaa

Your so fat u could probably jump in the air and get stuck....

Holy shit if a comet was about to hit earth you could be shot to outer space and swallow the muthafucka....

Than you'd get your own holiday and make that fat ass santa claus look skinnier than paris hilton

dude dont post anymore photo's your fuckin up the bandwith on wucorp.

EAGLE EYE
04-27-2008, 10:26 PM
i repeat (fuckin' up duh bandwidth)

Sicka than aidZ
04-27-2008, 10:31 PM
he must have already exceeded thecorpse bandwith with pics of himself cuz dat mudafucka'z affishaly outta buisness

Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.
Apache/1.3.39 Server at thecorpse.com Port 80

SKAMPOE
04-27-2008, 10:34 PM
Whut Ever Nigga, Ledt Me C U Pot Pics

EAGLE EYE
04-27-2008, 10:37 PM
Whut Ever Nigga, Ledt Me C U Pot Pics

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/redpill12/cartman-1.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
04-27-2008, 10:38 PM
he must have already exceeded thecorpse bandwith with pics of himself cuz dat mudafucka'z affishaly outta buisness

Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the monstrosity of skampoes pics and site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.
Apache/1.3.39 Server at thecorpse.com Port 80


U bastard

SKAMPOE
04-27-2008, 10:39 PM
No, U Faggit^

Sicka than aidZ
04-27-2008, 10:43 PM
No joke skampoe your one lard ass muthafucka..... Im not saying u cant lose wait tho. up with hope down with dope munchie boy

EAGLE EYE
04-27-2008, 10:45 PM
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EAGLE EYE
04-27-2008, 10:47 PM
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SKAMPOE
06-12-2008, 05:43 PM
yo for many years, since i can remember (basically since puberty), I have had this small hole, as if to a gland, in my ass crack about halfway from the top of the crack to the anus itself. It secretes a weird goo, and occasionally blood with it. The goop smells a bit like concentrated sweat.
I have noticed that if I am hot,
or a bit consipated,
it secretes a bit when i go for a skampoe ''lol member?''.

Regularly I wipe and see the goop still coming out after fulling wiping my anus. I was able to press the area just above it and force it to produce goop, but these days there is less of it. I think it depends on my level of hydration (but I base that on nothing whatsoever.

Any body have any idea what this strange 'gland' might be? I have lately been really wondering how normal it is, and think that no one (even here) will have a clue as to what I am going on about. I also fear the doctor wouldn't give me an answer, but just say it is a thing and to deal with it.
It causes no pain, only discomfort if it secretes a lot at an inconvienient time and I feel it. I am not worried or concerned about it (yet) but i want to know what it could be...

1 moe