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RzaRectum
03-15-2008, 07:41 PM
Found this article recently. Any truth to this?










Derek Jeter Gave Jessica Alba Genital Herpes (http://www.falseicon.com/derek-jeter-gave-jessica-alba-genital-herpes/)

Published August 10th, 2007 in Jessica Alba (http://www.falseicon.com/category/jessica-alba/) and Gross! (http://www.falseicon.com/category/gross/).
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/jessica_alba_12.jpg
Sources claim that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba genital herpes. A former assistant says that she had to frequently refill Alba’s Valtrex prescription, which is prescribed only for genital herpes.
Jessica was voted FHM’s sexiest woman alive 2007, but there’s nothing sexy about herpes. Gotta be careful when you’re with a dude who has a way with the ladies.
Maybe her next gig can be on one of those Valtrex commercials.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-15-2008, 07:44 PM
wow...sucks for her man. Jeter's a mimbo

Blackula Spectacula
03-15-2008, 07:46 PM
that picture of her says it all

JASPER
03-15-2008, 07:47 PM
Jessica was voted FHM’s sexiest woman alive 2007, but there’s nothing sexy about herpes. Says who? Exactly.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-15-2008, 07:50 PM
i heard before that Jeters got herpes. with the amount of broads he fucks, its really not a stretch.

HANZO
03-15-2008, 07:51 PM
well damn that sucks. she looks clean aswell.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-15-2008, 07:52 PM
that picture of her says it all

lol...yea like she hiding her herpes ridden coochie from the world.

Blackula Spectacula
03-15-2008, 08:04 PM
not just that .. her facial expression too.. just says ... "awww fuck .. I'm so Fucked!"

Olive Oil Goombah
03-15-2008, 08:07 PM
i actually feel bad for her cuz from everything ive read and heard ofher, she is a nice girl and def. not a whore. I guess thats why they call it getting burnt.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-15-2008, 08:24 PM
i actually feel bad for her cuz from everything ive read and heard ofher, she is a nice girl and def. not a whore. I guess thats why they call it getting burnt.

Nice girls don't have herpes. Loose, godless women of low moral fiber do.

Which makes me think, we should round up everyone in the US with herpes and ship them off to some uninhabited island. It would be just like Australia, but for the herp-infested instead of the criminally insane. Us non-infected would have one less major worry, while on Herpe Island, they would be free to mate and spread cold sores and develop their own society, or die off or whatever, it doesnt really matter.

Sicka than aidZ
03-15-2008, 08:26 PM
that picture of her says it all


yo i would of gave her aidz

JASPER
03-15-2008, 08:28 PM
But then she still wouldn't be as sick as you.

Sicka than aidZ
03-15-2008, 08:31 PM
But then she still wouldn't be as sick as you.
im pretty sick dog, sicka than derek:thumbup:

JASPER
03-15-2008, 08:42 PM
I'm healthy like Tony Little.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-15-2008, 09:32 PM
I wanna lick her..















































j/k

11th Chamber
03-15-2008, 09:38 PM
id fuck her in the ass....immune! yea! baby i like it raw.

haha yea that was the first thing I thought too. That girls ass is so hot

Blackula Spectacula
03-15-2008, 10:17 PM
http://3francs6sous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jessica_alba_2.jpg
boobies

DUMBO
03-15-2008, 11:00 PM
god punished her for her wickked ways. and wickked ass.

11th Chamber
03-15-2008, 11:04 PM
hahahha, tell me this isnt a coincedence that this is the ad at the top of the screen?!

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CLrl-K_42_LrvwEQ2AUYTzII8suw6pka3G4

anybody else get this?

oDoUoSoKo
03-15-2008, 11:13 PM
the ads respond to the thread title douche...eloels...

btw i doubt this is true...

Olive Oil Goombah
03-15-2008, 11:39 PM
http://3francs6sous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jessica_alba_2.jpg
boobies

Herpes or no herpes..............

11th Chamber
03-15-2008, 11:42 PM
the ads respond to the thread title douche...eloels...

btw i doubt this is true...

you're still saying eloels you little fag? shits mad corny

oDoUoSoKo
03-15-2008, 11:55 PM
haha your tite...ELOELS...

Bucellito 136
03-16-2008, 03:05 AM
i wanna fuck her even if she has herpes

36chambers
03-16-2008, 07:13 AM
this is prob bs. shes got a kid on the way doesnt she? i doubt shes a whore, she seems decent.

THE W
03-16-2008, 08:43 AM
first thing i thought when i read the title was " damn, jeter hit that? lucky bastard!"

Guarded By Martyrs
03-16-2008, 10:04 AM
this is prob bs. shes got a kid on the way doesnt she? i doubt shes a whore, she seems decent.

Yeah thats what I have always thought...

first thing i thought when i read the title was " damn, jeter hit that? lucky bastard!"

Hahaha...Same here.

DUMBO
03-16-2008, 10:11 AM
not only did he hit that, he left a permanent mark.

stud.

i almost wish i had herpes to do that too.

AcidPhosphate69
03-16-2008, 05:08 PM
BWAAHAHAA ^

Funniest way of looking at herpes ever. But yeah, I'd just double wrap and smash on that ass.

RzaRectum
03-16-2008, 10:21 PM
not only did he hit that, he left a permanent mark.

stud.

i almost wish i had herpes to do that too.
Theres also pregnancy *D

Bloo
03-16-2008, 10:24 PM
Even with the herpes, niggaz will still wanna hit it.

Sicka than aidZ
03-16-2008, 10:28 PM
thats what i was thinkin but naw man id want to but naw it probably aint worth it. i wouldnt chance it. no way. i was never gonna hit it anyways, so ill think ill get over this shit pretty quik