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TSA
03-16-2008, 10:06 AM
yeah, i've decided to hang up my belt.

had a good run, from freshman year to now

shit's like drugs, at first pictures did the trick, then i had to upgrade to vids, then rougher and rougher shit, and now it's just out of control

idk what my rules are gonna be though, sundays only would be nice, cause otherwise i'll wake up with nut on my thigh, which is a bad look, last time i didn't beat off for a month (nigeria), i was taught my lesson the hard way (no homo intended)

but yeah, quitting, i last too long for my own good now during actual gut hunts, and i have a feeling it's the excessive gianna micheals

Robert
03-16-2008, 10:11 AM
What brought this on? Did you break your foreskin or something? :lmao:

herzog
03-16-2008, 10:14 AM
traitor.

TAURO
03-16-2008, 10:14 AM
Big Stroke Rehab?.....I bet you chuckled after for coming up with that.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 10:20 AM
how 'out of control'? (no homo i guess)

begongo
03-16-2008, 10:21 AM
why are you giving up?

JerseyIronman
03-16-2008, 10:28 AM
fag

STYLE
03-16-2008, 10:31 AM
pussy beats the hand. congrats on graduating.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 10:35 AM
stylemasterr i fucking gave you your 5th green card and you havent fucking re-repped.

what the FUCK is up with THAT?

RADIOACTIVE MAN
03-16-2008, 10:36 AM
-dead-

TSA
03-16-2008, 10:38 AM
your gonna regret asking for this explaination...but....



i was with a FINE ass honey the other night

FINE..FINE FINE...the type to wear a wonder bra and then take it off and the tits stay up.

pussy tighter then a fucking asshole, like TIGHTER THEN FUCK, im still baffled.

and it smelt like water too...you know don't what that means to me...and lil boosie..


but in the beginning of the dolly dickin i had just begun to realize that porn desensitizes sex, it's not the first time i've had the thought, weakens the boner game

WARNING: IM ABOUT TO DISCUSS THE BONER GAME

you know how there's the regular boner, the weak boner, the pre-boner, and the brolic morning wood?

well yea, i was at weak boner status until she said the god's name from finger play, then i was ready to go, but other then that it was weak boner status till then, which is very unlike me, all cause porn has "normalized" the whole thing, so something DOPE-as-hell has to happen to achieve brolic morning wood status where before nudity was instant morning wood status.

plus i just got bored of porn, it gets to the point that you do it cause you for some reason feel obligated

and i last TOO fucking long, and porn has extended the duration cause i beat at an unhumanly fast pace an stroke at 1/5 the speed cause my dicks a fat ass so it take way longer, plus when a girl beats me off now there's 0 affect cause she doesn't abuse the son of a bitch, and works the skin all wrong

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 10:41 AM
wordlife, bit too much information, but yeah.

just plan on getting it every few days, otherwise you might be dealing with a 'explode on contact' boner.

(no homo)

TSA
03-16-2008, 10:46 AM
i need explode on contact boner man, that shit would be dope

land mines and shit

plus you bust less when you beat a lot, so now i can't say "SUCK MY DICK IT'S THE KID WITH THE FAT KNOB, I BUST ALL UP IN YA FACE, PLUS IT COMES IN GLOBS" and you don't know what that means to me, and dennis "the ghostfacekillah" coles

so i gotta reload my joints

but yeah, it mainly boils down to my dick being a fat ass boxer that's training himself into early retirement, so he needs a break, enjoy the sun and shit ya know, get away from the office

when your this much of a fat ass in the dick world, you need brolic morning wood to be attainable or else good luck stroking at a reasonable speed

Lox-the-5th
03-16-2008, 10:46 AM
have u thought about how long ur gonna abstain for. ???

TSA
03-16-2008, 10:48 AM
^im a G.O.D when it comes to habit control when i really need to be and im serious about it, otherwise i'll trick myself into continuing it, so idk really, i was thinking about having a gradual reduction program that will last until im 21 then i'll be off the stuff for good, it's just fuckin wack now, porn doesn't do a damn thing for me unless someone's being choked, minimum.



pussy beats the hand. congrats on graduating.
lol well no shit, but i know exactly what you mean

sometimes i'd just beat off and be content, go to sleep or something, but not beating off gives you inspiration to go out more, met new women, call sloppy c list whores at 4 in the morning trying to hang out when all else fails


and that's what the wonder years are all about

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 10:49 AM
haha,

FINDING A BALANCE

the key to a prosperous life.

STYLE
03-16-2008, 10:52 AM
stylemasterr i fucking gave you your 5th green card and you havent fucking re-repped.

what the FUCK is up with THAT?
WOWSERS!!! i just noticed.
done and done


WTF?!?!!? I'mStill an Iron Monkey.....http://www.randomimage.us/files/436e66cff0956.gif

Robert
03-16-2008, 10:52 AM
Werd shao, you "fax boxer" needs a break before any big match. In da dick world we call it "tapering".

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 10:53 AM
WOWSERS!!! i just noticed.
done and done


WTF?!?!!? I'mStill an Iron Monkey.....http://www.randomimage.us/files/436e66cff0956.gif

thankyou.

rep titles are all over the place

TSA
03-16-2008, 10:53 AM
"tapering" ahahahahahhahaha

TSA
03-16-2008, 10:55 AM
im thinking only on sundays so that by friday and saturday, prime pussy times, i'm in tip top shape

Robert
03-16-2008, 10:57 AM
Just watch out Shao, tapering can be haphazard nahmean sunzini? Taper too soon and you might land the knock out blow too early George Foreman style.

JerseyIronman
03-16-2008, 11:01 AM
so something DOPE-as-hell has to happen to achieve brolic morning wood status where before nudity was instant morning wood status.

hahah holy shit

good luck TSA, someone make this thread classic

hmm... think im gonna go masturbate to gianna

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 11:04 AM
youve changed you tune, fag.

needed a bit of in deoth description did you, fag?

fag...

TSA
03-16-2008, 11:05 AM
i know what ya mean, but if it makes me bust in 2 seconds (which is impossible, im to scatter brained and fast stroke dependant for that) i'll be more then glad to be a 1 minute man.

fuck time

speed is where it's at, niggas don't know yet

well, i guess i'd rather last longer SO LONG AS, im at brolic morning status as opposed to lasting forever at an inferior new pork state of mind cause then i can go as fast as i want






http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1586/50/n706101315_5366.jpg

BAI!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA +4 GeeOhDees

HANZO
03-16-2008, 11:07 AM
well good luck with it, i kno if you got a solid girl with you, the levels of beating off decrease a lot. but its hard to go without. i have done a month before, and damn it killed me. my dick got hard when the wind blew.

Robert
03-16-2008, 11:10 AM
i know what ya mean, but if it makes me bust in 2 seconds (which is impossible, im to scatter brained and fast stroke dependant for that) i'll be more then glad to be a 1 minute man.

fuck time

speed is where it's at, niggas don't know yet

well, i guess i'd rather last longer SO LONG AS, im at brolic morning status as opposed to lasting forever at an inferior new pork state of mind cause then i can go as fast as i want

AHAHAHAHA! I almost choked just then.

"fuck that tantric tortoise-and-the-hare bullshit! speed bitch speed!"

Edit: JerseyIronman thinks TSA is smashable.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 11:11 AM
well good luck with it, i kno if you got a solid girl with you, the levels of beating off decrease a lot. but its hard to go without. i have done a month before, and damn it killed me. my dick got hard when the wind blew.



hahaha

V4D3R
03-16-2008, 11:24 AM
When in prison - I once lasted 102 days without touching my dick once. A chinese friend told me not to one day after touching my knee caps and seeing how they wobbled when my legs were straight and he told me I jerk off too much. If I stopped for 99 days they would become stiff in thier cradle again. And they did. And my whole body felt glorious man. I mean it felt like all the litttle aches and pains in my joints were gone. Saving the zoo sperms is definatly good.

DJMethods
03-16-2008, 11:27 AM
When in prison - I once lasted 102 days without touching my dick once. A chinese friend told me not to one day after touching my knee caps and seeing how they wobbled when my legs were straight and he told me I jerk off too much. If I stopped for 99 days they would become stiff in thier cradle again. And they did. And my whole body felt glorious man. I mean it felt like all the litttle aches and pains in my joints were gone. Saving the zoo sperms is definatly good.

no homo

TSA
03-16-2008, 11:30 AM
well good luck with it, i kno if you got a solid girl with you, the levels of beating off decrease a lot. but its hard to go without. i have done a month before, and damn it killed me. my dick got hard when the wind blew.

HAHAHAHA, that's the life i need to be livin

i found what could be a promising girl, so that'll help my endurance in the finger's guild strike

i think i already told the pre-story on here, about her being foreigner then a box of rocks on an americanization crash course

well anyways ya, i forgot what she look like and she kept calling, i just remember she was intially finer then eggs.

then i was like i need to shut her up, so i took her out on friday, saw a shitting movie, and she turned out to be cool as fuck, and WAY finer then i had estimated from seeing her in a goofy coat.

Then we went to the gods apartment, i put in that Grind Time PLO (a mix CD me thypot (the third shao if there had to be one ) and white shao had designed in junior year. SCIENTIFICALLY designed to progress from chillin to eff'n, to eff'n it REAL good. The mix CD works like a fucking MASTERPIECE, by the time i had gotten to barry white we were slow dancing, and by the time Camay hit i was warming up to dig the guts.

NOBODY can have cloths on by the time Marvin gaye hits, i was stunned by the potency of the mix, we should sell that shit.




but yeah, beating off prevented me from diggin it the way it deserved to be dug, tho i feel i was still exceptional.

then i dropped her off and she said she loved me....i didn't know if it was lack of better words seeing as to how her english isn't that good...but idk man...idk....

where the fuck is this story going, i forgot the question. was there even a question?

pussy tighter then a fuckin babies asshole (no pedo)

TSA
03-16-2008, 11:33 AM
When in prison - I once lasted 102 days without touching my dick once. A chinese friend told me not to one day after touching my knee caps and seeing how they wobbled when my legs were straight and he told me I jerk off too much. If I stopped for 99 days they would become stiff in thier cradle again. And they did. And my whole body felt glorious man. I mean it felt like all the litttle aches and pains in my joints were gone. Saving the zoo sperms is definatly good.

gewB80dUcZg
:ouch:




but on a semen-philosophical sense,the openly gay Vadar may have a point. a lot of cultures believe loosing nuts makings you weaker, in nigeria a common stereotype of a "stupid" person is he has too much sex.

it translates hilariously into movies because people your supposed to hate end up being god's in american eyes


like this nigga Spanner. He's a midget butler, but his boss as a milfy wife and fine daughter, so he (being "useless and dumb") keeps having sex with them, and other bitches. Even gets the daughter pregnant, tries to give her an abortion, kills her by accident, and after the fact still trys to bone the wife


what a fucking god.

HANZO
03-16-2008, 11:38 AM
HAHAHAHA, that's the life i need to be livin

i found what could be a promising girl, so that'll help my endurance in the finger's guild strike

i think i already told the pre-story on here, about her being foreigner then a box of rocks on an americanization crash course

well anyways ya, i forgot what she look like and she kept calling, i just remember she was intially finer then eggs.

then i was like i need to shut her up, so i took her out on friday, saw a shitting movie, and she turned out to be cool as fuck, and WAY finer then i had estimated from seeing her in a goofy coat.

Then we went to the gods apartment, i put in that Grind Time PLO (a mix CD me thypot (the third shao if there had to be one ) and white shao had designed in junior year. SCIENTIFICALLY designed to progress from chillin to eff'n, to eff'n it REAL good. The mix CD works like a fucking MASTERPIECE, by the time i had gotten to barry white we were slow dancing, and by the time Camay hit i was warming up to dig the guts.

NOBODY can have cloths on by the time Marvin gaye hits, i was stunned by the potency of the mix, we should sell that shit.




but yeah, beating off prevented me from diggin it the way it deserved to be dug, tho i feel i was still exceptional.

then i dropped her off and she said she loved me....i didn't know if it was lack of better words seeing as to how her english isn't that good...but idk man...idk....

where the fuck is this story going, i forgot the question. was there even a question?

pussy tighter then a fuckin babies asshole (no pedo)

hahaha, you need to distribute that mix cd. make big money with that shit.

SKAMPOE
03-16-2008, 11:38 AM
ok so now where worried about how much tsa beats off?
god damn if genchat aint turned to the gayest forum in the internets!!!
whats sad is that this is supposed to be for die hard wu fans n shit not for post in the gayest threads in history!

TSA
03-16-2008, 11:44 AM
hahaha, you need to distribute that mix cd. make big money with that shit.
lol i remember making that shit man, we STUDIED it, had everything graphed on paper, the joint is 100% pure strategy. and it KILLS, if it works on a muslim that's hesitant to kiss on dates, just imagine it bulldozing an averagely sluttly godless chick ^O^:yes:^O^

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 11:46 AM
dont worry, your doing your fair share of the work skamply.

posting inside out anuses and the like isnt the most hetero thing out.

TSA
03-16-2008, 11:49 AM
im not trying to insult him at all, and im serious, but i think skampoe has gay feelings here and there, but is very uncomfortable with them and tries to supress them like hell cause it's homo

i wouldn't call him a full blown homosexual and all, but you know he reaches morning wood status when the camera is all close to the guys ass in the porno for a missionary shots.

just my thesis

SKAMPOE
03-16-2008, 11:53 AM
im not trying to insult him at all, and im serious, but i think skampoe has gay feelings here and there, but is very uncomfortable with them and tries to supress them like hell cause it's homo

i wouldn't call him a full blown homosexual and all, but you know he reaches morning wood status when the camera is all close to the guys ass in the porno for a missionary shots.

just my thesis
wrong faggit! i am all that is man! ur the gay one describing ur dick for men on a forum and tryna wonder wich part of a porno get my dick hard! ur a faggit and alot of threads proved it already!

remember when u wanted to know whut dick tastes like?

TSA
03-16-2008, 11:57 AM
AHAHAHAHAHA "remember when you wanted to know what dick tastes like" AHAHAHAHHA!

i know skampoe aint gonna forget that moment, but idk man, you Heteronationalism is really suspect

like when a nigga walks into a bar and starts talking say shit like
"Isn't it great that we're humans"
"I love humans, what do you guys think about being human? i think being human is sweet man"
"You guys wanna do some human things after the bar closes, you know, like play human nintendo wii"
"Im going to go to the bathroom and do some VERY human things, you know what im sayin? o'right! HIGH FIVE!"



that niggas an alien. a gay alien.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-16-2008, 11:57 AM
No jacking off? = No life.

SKAMPOE
03-16-2008, 12:08 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA "remember when you wanted to know what dick tastes like" AHAHAHAHHA!

i know skampoe aint gonna forget that moment, but idk man, you Heteronationalism is really suspect

like when a nigga walks into a bar and starts talking say shit like
"Isn't it great that we're humans"
"I love humans, what do you guys think about being human? i think being human is sweet man"
"You guys wanna do some human things after the bar closes, you know, like play human nintendo wii"
"Im going to go to the bathroom and do some VERY human things, you know what im sayin? o'right! HIGH FIVE!"



that niggas an alien. a gay alien.
say whut u say tsa but i aint the one constantly makin gay thread n comments!
im done discussing this gay shit witcha gay ass!
w.e as long as i know theres no homo thoughts in my brain im good!



p.s lmmfao @ y describing tight pussy tighter than assholes! ur gay just fa that! u could of said like virgin pussy or sum like that but no ur only experienced in male anal sex u fruitcake

DJMethods
03-16-2008, 12:09 PM
say whut u say tsa but i aint the one constantly makin gay thread n comments!
im done discussing this gay shit witcha gay ass!
w.e as long as i know theres no homo thoughts in my brain im good!



p.s lmmfao @ y describing tight pussy tighter than assholes! ur gay just fa that! u could of said like virgin pussy or sum like that but no ur only experienced in male anal sex u fruitcake

I hope everyone else enjoyed this as much as me

begongo
03-16-2008, 12:10 PM
say whut u say tsa but i aint the one constantly makin gay thread n comments!
im done discussing this gay shit witcha gay ass!
w.e as long as i know theres no homo thoughts in my brain im good!



p.s lmmfao @ y describing tight pussy tighter than assholes! ur gay just fa that! u could of said like virgin pussy or sum like that but no ur only experienced in male anal sex u fruitcake
what if you knew there WERE gay thoughts in ya brain? what would you do then?

SKAMPOE
03-16-2008, 12:14 PM
what if you knew there WERE gay thoughts in ya brain? what would you do then?
there aint no kinds of gay thought in my head nigga! alot of ya fags say shit about the pics i be postin n shit but thats just the site that i go on to get disturbing pics that shock people not that i go specifficly to gay sites lookin fao inside out bungholes hahahaa

begongo
03-16-2008, 12:17 PM
there aint no kinds of gay thought in my head nigga! alot of ya fags say shit about the pics i be postin n shit but thats just the site that i go on to get disturbing pics that shock people not that i go specifficly to gay sites lookin fao inside out bungholes hahahaa
I know man, I wasn't talking about your pics

I repeat:

what if all of the sudden you got a boner from seeing will smith topless ? that would mean you'd have gay thoughts in ya head ... so what would yo do?

Lox-the-5th
03-16-2008, 12:18 PM
to tug or not to tug??????























that is the question.

SKAMPOE
03-16-2008, 12:21 PM
I know man, I wasn't talking about your pics

I repeat:

what if all of the sudden you got a boner from seeing will smith topless ? that would mean you'd have gay thoughts in ya head ... so what would yo do?
I WOULD NEVER! IS NOT IN MY GENES TO HAVE GAY TENDENCIES!

TSA
03-16-2008, 12:25 PM
your also quick to link everything with homosexuality.

"hey, skamp, wanna come get some cheetos down the street with me"
"Cum! uz iz ah gaey savage gawd! Cum!? I'm knot geay hoe-me, phukk fahgz, i l2ke gearls fahgit!"


mad uncomfortable in your own skin n shit

SKAMPOE
03-16-2008, 12:28 PM
Nah Son! Dats Not Me! When I Read Sum Of U Guys Posts N Come Across Some Thing That Is Suspect Of Being Homo Then I Say Ur Gay! And Thats Just Cuz I Picked It Up From Postin On Here N Watchin All Ya Niggaz Say Da Gayest Shit Lmao

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 12:30 PM
hahaha.

skampoe you are my hero

SKAMPOE
03-16-2008, 12:31 PM
your also quick to link everything with homosexuality.

"hey, skamp, wanna come get some cheetos down the street with me"
"Cum! uz iz ah gaey savage gawd! Cum!? I'm knot geay hoe-me, phukk fahgz, i l2ke gearls fahgit!"


mad uncomfortable in your own skin n shit
CEE NOW UR TRYNA ASK ME OUT! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THANX TO WU CORP I CAN FIND THE GAY IN ANY SITUATION!

Longbongcilvaringz
03-16-2008, 12:38 PM
check your rep skampi, i left you a suggestive message homie.

SKAMPOE
03-16-2008, 12:45 PM
check your rep skampi, i left you a suggestive message homie.

OK SO HOW DOES THIS IGNORE BUTTON WORK?









U FRIGGIN FAG!

oDoUoSoKo
03-16-2008, 01:25 PM
but yeah, quitting, i last too long for my own good now during actual gut hunts, and i have a feeling it's the excessive gianna micheals

that'll do it.

11th Chamber
03-16-2008, 01:52 PM
and i last TOO fucking long, and porn has extended the duration cause i beat at an unhumanly fast pace an stroke at 1/5 the speed cause my dicks a fat ass so it take way longer, plus when a girl beats me off now there's 0 affect cause she doesn't abuse the son of a bitch, and works the skin all wrong

hahha I kno exactly what yer saying. When you beat for so long you develop your own techniques or grips or whatever. Girls just cant get it right sometimes.

Altho sometimes jacking off is a great idea. When yer sick, it makes you feel better for a brief period of time. No joke.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-16-2008, 01:54 PM
you know how there's the regular boner, the weak boner, the pre-boner, and the brolic morning wood?




HAHAHAHA...the 'brolic morning wood'! If i knew how to do rep points id give you some for that one

shinobi4227
03-16-2008, 02:26 PM
Where are all the bitches on wtc? i bet they would have posted a big ass LOL in this thread

STYLE
03-16-2008, 02:31 PM
for only 10 cents a day you can fuck a horny african. only 10 cents can keep this child from rubbing the skin off his dick.

JerseyIronman
03-16-2008, 02:41 PM
TSA's song for '08...

ainFZHOGyPU

"Just because I want to doesnt mean I will"

STYLE
03-16-2008, 03:07 PM
i thought it was ....
87a8Wvd4-8s

HANZO
03-16-2008, 03:10 PM
i thought it was ....
87a8Wvd4-8s

lol..

TSA
03-16-2008, 03:59 PM
i thought it was ....
87a8Wvd4-8s
AHAHAHAHHA!

the geeohdee exchange is closed for sunday so that we can give praise for duh raptor that blesseth us with with bread and wine, but otherwise you'd get a point or two for that one.

BRONZBODY
03-16-2008, 06:29 PM
fuck that id give up meat before id give up beating my meat

AcidPhosphate69
03-16-2008, 07:02 PM
I beat my dick like if I do it enough I'm gonna win a car or some shit.


But seriously, funny ass thread title.

TSA
03-16-2008, 07:34 PM
damn son, 2 days and im about to crack LOL!

SickSide
03-16-2008, 08:06 PM
Where are all the bitches on wtc?

they got scared off

TSA
03-16-2008, 08:08 PM
anyone remember the whore Anteonetta, or whatever, anyone got the link to that epicly hilarious thread

Longbongcilvaringz
03-17-2008, 12:05 PM
OK SO HOW DOES THIS IGNORE BUTTON WORK?









U FRIGGIN FAG!

ahahahahaha