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DJMethods
03-17-2008, 01:56 PM
Not to be sexist but have of you ever spoken to a funny chick? They might have "haha" moments, but they're never quick witted and keep up. They just find everything funny.

If you think I'm wrong name one funny bitch.

http://celebritymound.smugmug.com/photos/181553081-M.jpg

http://media.canada.com/67bc2623-9886-4c71-9f03-edf992a0aa3a/ellen_375x375.jpg

NOT FUNNY

Is it genetic? Do breasts give up the ability to be funny?

SKAMPOE
03-17-2008, 02:05 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/darth-enigmus/thread-fail-stamp.gif

MsRzaRecTaH
03-17-2008, 02:11 PM
LMAO @ skampoe
WOMEN can have some sense of humor.... I know I do!

SKAMPOE
03-17-2008, 02:15 PM
Is Dat Better Mah?

SKAMPOE
03-17-2008, 02:26 PM
I KNOW FA A FACT THIS CHICK IS FUNNY

http://media.canada.com/67bc2623-9886-4c71-9f03-edf992a0aa3a/ellen_375x375.jpg

AND SHES MAD COOL I SEE HER SHOW FROM TIME TO TIME

Blackula Spectacula
03-17-2008, 03:02 PM
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/15/sarah_blog_2.jpg

SaqurakiHanamichi
03-17-2008, 03:08 PM
sorry , girls are not funny, especially when they are ugly ..


although only black girls always make me laugh . ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS,

JASPER
03-17-2008, 03:15 PM
They're only funny to women, but then again, women have a horrible sense of humour.

Blackula Spectacula
03-17-2008, 03:30 PM
I laugh at all your stupid jokes Jasper .... I suppose you're right.

HANZO
03-17-2008, 03:31 PM
when a girl makes a joke i laugh. even though 99% of the time its not funny. i jus laugh so the girl dnt feel embarassed. im a gentlemen u see.

JASPER
03-17-2008, 03:33 PM
I laugh at all your stupid jokes Jasper .... I suppose you're right.You just laugh cause you know I'll stab you otherwise.

Blackula Spectacula
03-17-2008, 03:33 PM
I do that too when a guy or girl makes a lame joke but I just wanna be nice.

SaqurakiHanamichi
03-17-2008, 03:35 PM
I do that too when a guy or girl makes a lame joke but I just wanna be nice.

i knew this for like 3 years, he was mad cool , but everytime he made a joke , i had to laugh , he never once made a funny joke ....


damn its sad.

Blackula Spectacula
03-17-2008, 03:35 PM
You just laugh cause you know I'll stab you otherwise.

lmao











































:yessad:

Blackula Spectacula
03-17-2008, 03:42 PM
oh you bastid .. I always laugh at old ppls jokes .. I just feel bad if I'm not friendly to them I know when I get old I'd want younger ppl to treat me with respect.

JASPER
03-17-2008, 03:46 PM
For some reason I find old women funny. Especially when they're angry. That goes for all old people by the way. Angry old people are hilarious.

SKAMPOE
03-17-2008, 03:47 PM
THIS IS MY BITCH RIGHT HERE


http://www.akiln.com/lmg-etelevision-chelsea-handler/images/main_banner.jpg

WATCH THIS SHOW N U WONT STOP

GENERAL WISE
03-17-2008, 03:57 PM
http://www.insultcomic.com/images/lisa_HOMESLICE_11.jpg
Lisa Lampanelli

Jimmy Wiggles
03-17-2008, 04:00 PM
Women are very funny, like when they try to do things men do, like speak and have jobs. Not that you people will ever have jobs. I'd like to say hi to my peoples.

herzog
03-17-2008, 04:08 PM
http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/terri_schiavo3x311.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
03-17-2008, 04:11 PM
http://www.insultcomic.com/images/lisa_HOMESLICE_11.jpg
Lisa Lampanelli

She's not that funny :- /

check two
03-17-2008, 04:26 PM
Women tend to be funny in an America's Funniest Home Videos type of way.

SKAMPOE
03-17-2008, 04:54 PM
http://www.insultcomic.com/images/lisa_HOMESLICE_11.jpg
Lisa Lampanelli
AW THIS BITCH IS FUNNY AS FUCK! SHES A NIGGER LOVER AND A SEX FIEND! SHES GREAT

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-17-2008, 09:32 PM
The thread starter has made an excellent thread IMO. I even dont like girls i meet in real life who think they are funny. It's such a fucking turn-off!

And there is no funny female celebrities. Sarah Silverman is pretty, but she has never even made me smirk at one of her jokes. Females are definately not funny.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-17-2008, 09:43 PM
Listen Lampanelli is funny. But I've never really met a real funny woman. They have a different kind of humor. I enjoy watching people fall or getting kicked in the nuts.

For instance..i laugh my ass off at this unfortunate lady...I guess girls CAN BE FUNNY!!!

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The Hound
03-17-2008, 09:50 PM
why aren't women funny? when they're not knowing their role and cooking eggs or sucking dick their whinging about this that and the third ... ever heard a woman say something of relevance? yeah me either. i work with a stack of women and all i hear is whinge whinge fuckin whinge

crass
03-17-2008, 09:51 PM
why aren't women funny? when they're not knowing their role and cooking eggs or sucking dick their whinging about this that and the third ... ever heard a woman say something of relevance? yeah me either. i work with a stack of women and all i hear is whinge whinge fuckin whinge

I've never heard you say anything relevant either, you fruit.

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-17-2008, 09:56 PM
if you wanna get deep, its cus its not evolved in their genes, theyve never needed to display humor to get the male to be interested to be interested in them. men only care about looks.

LOL this thread is abotu as sexist as it can get. you CAN get funny women, ive met a few. But i HATE women who arent funny who think that they are and a really snobby with theyre shitty humor.

TSA
03-17-2008, 09:57 PM
They're only funny to women, but then again, women have a horrible sense of humour.
idk, i think women lack range in the insanity gene


i man can grab you by the neck and scream


:mexico:
"WHY DUN'T YA PUL YAH SLAVEMASTERS TUNG OUCHA ASS YA FUCKIN SAVIGE!"



but a women can't, even if you paid her

lesbians tend to be MORE able to, but not totally.

i met this one girl (bi) that listens to wu, she's actually funny as hell, like real fun, not chuckle cause your trying to dig the guts funny, actual funny.

and this other girl from California (straight) ...she was a riot...and liked black dick too much

but was only around for 1 semester.


what am i getting that?

oh yea, some girls are funny. ALSO girl laugh at the weakest shit, they're like the glue sniffers of humor

Longbongcilvaringz
03-17-2008, 10:04 PM
I KNOW FA A FACT THIS CHICK IS FUNNY

http://media.canada.com/67bc2623-9886-4c71-9f03-edf992a0aa3a/ellen_375x375.jpg

AND SHES MAD COOL I SEE HER SHOW FROM TIME TO TIME

hahaha

what?

anyway, i think maybe women are funny to other women.... but like, not funny to men...?

TSA
03-17-2008, 10:04 PM
also, they only like to laugh at jokes about them.

i hate it when 2 girls joke with eachother and they're not funny but they think they're "ToTalLy W1Ld-n-SiLlY An1MaLZ"

and they fear things that are a little to out of the norm, like Skampoe would never catch on as a guest on The View

Longbongcilvaringz
03-17-2008, 10:07 PM
i knew this for like 3 years, he was mad cool , but everytime he made a joke , i had to laugh , he never once made a funny joke ....


damn its sad.

everyone knows or has met this guy.

hes lurking around every corner, ready to jump out and accost any passer by with a laborious and tedious story which draws to a conclusion and has no punchline and causes general awkwardness and shaky, uneasy laughter.

all my friends are like this.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-17-2008, 10:11 PM
im a genuinely funny mother fucker....if someone fake laugh's me i give them a dirty look. The only thing worse than a bad joke is a fake laugh

murkoutz
03-17-2008, 10:19 PM
imo chicks are funny. they are coming at it from a whole different point of veiw than men. not all chicks are fucking tears running down your face funny but c'mon youve never watched mad tv and thought debra wilsons whitney houston was funny? or maya rudolphs on s.n.l.? them birds are funny as shit. hows about aisha tyler or wanda sykes

check two
03-17-2008, 11:55 PM
I was too busy checking out Aisha Tyler, to consider how funny she is or not.

NY_Mami
03-18-2008, 12:11 AM
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/15/sarah_blog_2.jpg

She's lame........ she's lucky she's fuckin' Jimmy Kimmel because she isn't funny at all......

Blackula Spectacula
03-18-2008, 12:13 AM
hahahah Yeah .. I dont like her show all that much .. it just gets old after a while

NY_Mami
03-18-2008, 12:19 AM
hahahah Yeah .. I dont like her show all that much .. it just gets old after a while

Try wit' in the 1st 5 minutes......

TSA
03-18-2008, 01:01 AM
so that's what fat joe meant when he said "Jealous Ones Still Envy"



Silverman's funny, like man funny, that's why i can refer to her on last name basis, she earned it.
i just wish she wasn't in character EVERYTIME the camera hits her, and the singing is annoying.

DJMethods
03-18-2008, 01:02 AM
imo chicks are funny. they are coming at it from a whole different point of veiw than men. not all chicks are fucking tears running down your face funny but c'mon youve never watched mad tv and thought debra wilsons whitney houston was funny? or maya rudolphs on s.n.l.? them birds are funny as shit. hows about aisha tyler or wanda sykes

MAD TV and SN aren't funny at all, plus they have scripts written for them by men...

Durag
03-18-2008, 03:39 AM
Agree with DJ Methods. Women are NOT funny.

I hate the women who other think are funny. In most group of girl-friends, theres always one the others think is hilarious. I heard it from loads of girlfriends, 'aw you have to meet my friend, shes hilarious'. And then you meet her, and shes annoying, immarture and cracking the most irratating and stupid jokes that the other girls all giggle to. And you just sit there, thinkin you want to punch the head of her just to make her shut the fuck up.

Women are only funny to other women, and even at that, a man can crack a women up way more then a funny woman could. The only men who kind of find women funny are gay men

JASPER
03-18-2008, 04:45 AM
Agree with DJ Methods. Women are NOT funny.

I hate the women who other think are funny. In most group of girl-friends, theres always one the others think is hilarious. I heard it from loads of girlfriends, 'aw you have to meet my friend, shes hilarious'. And then you meet her, and shes annoying, immarture and cracking the most irratating and stupid jokes that the other girls all giggle to. And you just sit there, thinkin you want to punch the head of her just to make her shut the fuck up.

Women are only funny to other women, and even at that, a man can crack a women up way more then a funny woman could. The only men who kind of find women funny are gay menWell said.

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-18-2008, 10:35 AM
Agree with DJ Methods. Women are NOT funny.

I hate the women who other think are funny. In most group of girl-friends, theres always one the others think is hilarious. I heard it from loads of girlfriends, 'aw you have to meet my friend, shes hilarious'. And then you meet her, and shes annoying, immarture and cracking the most irratating and stupid jokes that the other girls all giggle to. And you just sit there, thinkin you want to punch the head of her just to make her shut the fuck up.

Women are only funny to other women, and even at that, a man can crack a women up way more then a funny woman could. The only men who kind of find women funny are gay men

deaded

Olive Oil Goombah
03-18-2008, 02:55 PM
cheri oteri was funny

36chambers
03-18-2008, 04:35 PM
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THE W
03-18-2008, 05:01 PM
women are funny, but most of the truly legendary and influencial comedians are men.

women can cook, but most of the truly legendary influencial chefs are men.

go figure.

Dokuro
03-18-2008, 05:13 PM
ill give you two
http://www.gorillasushi.com/images/imce/Image/Jason/sarahsilverman.jpg
http://www.oxygen.com/Press/Programming/GirlsBehavingBadly/images/chelsea_handler2.jpg




done and done

Olive Oil Goombah
03-18-2008, 05:15 PM
sara silverman gets my penis erect

Dokuro
03-18-2008, 05:15 PM
oh was that not enogh for you heres two more
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/137346152_304e23ddab.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/46/16/0000034616_20061021005444.jpg

Dokuro
03-18-2008, 05:19 PM
need more
http://www.aquateencentral.com/marykraft.jpg

ps. just posted the tope five funnys women of all time lest see if you all know the names

http://www.celebrityweek.com/uploadimages/misc/2006YearEnd/BarbaraWalters.jpg


ohh... sory she just talks funny

Visionz
03-18-2008, 05:21 PM
To answer the original question of this thread

It's cuz they don't have to be.

LORD NOSE
03-18-2008, 05:23 PM
Blackula be saying some funny shit

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-18-2008, 06:54 PM
Agree with DJ Methods. Women are NOT funny.

I hate the women who other think are funny. In most group of girl-friends, theres always one the others think is hilarious. I heard it from loads of girlfriends, 'aw you have to meet my friend, shes hilarious'. And then you meet her, and shes annoying, immarture and cracking the most irratating and stupid jokes that the other girls all giggle to. And you just sit there, thinkin you want to punch the head of her just to make her shut the fuck up.

Women are only funny to other women, and even at that, a man can crack a women up way more then a funny woman could. The only men who kind of find women funny are gay men
This is EXACTLY my thoughts upon this matter.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-18-2008, 07:10 PM
Blackula be saying some funny shit

Correction....Blackula says some funny shit.

famenchuan
03-18-2008, 07:34 PM
Yeah, evertime I see a woman on tv doing stand up I have to change the channel because none of them are funny.

check two
03-18-2008, 09:43 PM
How bout the females on Human Giant

Lox-the-5th
03-19-2008, 07:26 AM
theres a subtle difference between bein funny and having a sense of humour. i only know a handful of girls that are geniunely funny, but i know girls who have a great sense of humour.



for example if something really funny happened or was said these girls would enjoy it as much as the fellas.


i dont need girls to be funny just have a good sense of humour.

TSA
03-19-2008, 07:32 AM
this cutie little milf im talking to has an amazing sense of humor and is actually funny

i yelled "WHY DONT YOU PULL YOUR SLAVEMASTER TONGUE OUT YOUR ASSHOLE YA SAVAGE" just to test how far her humor can go, and she busted out laughing, i was suprised

but yeah, she's actually funny too

Longbongcilvaringz
03-19-2008, 09:06 AM
highbrow stuff...

anyway, some chicks are funny, just none in the media.

DJMethods
03-19-2008, 09:21 AM
no ones proved it yet, women have a better sense of humour then guys, but I've never met one that cracked me up like my guy mates do.

except my mum, funny as hell, she doesnt count though.

buckshotstheone
03-19-2008, 09:22 AM
oh was that not enogh for you heres two more
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/137346152_304e23ddab.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/46/16/0000034616_20061021005444.jpg


not only are both these bitches not funny, but they are both HELLA ugly

that includes cheri oteri too, not only is she not in any way funny at all....she is a fucking beast, she needs a paper bag for her head or some shit

TSA
03-19-2008, 12:37 PM
^faggot


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/137346152_304e23ddab.jpg
^real men would smash.

plus they're comedians not models fag.

Da Ryda
03-19-2008, 02:43 PM
Women are definitely funny... but not in a good way

Da Ryda
03-19-2008, 02:50 PM
Despite my previous post, I think Sarah Silverman is hilarious.

Sarah Silverman:
"I got jury duty … and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?"

"Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people that believe it was the blacks."

"I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive – it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager."

"I dated a guy who was half-black, but he dumped me because I'm such a loser. Wow, I shouldn't say things like that, I'm such a pessimist … he's actually half-white."

"I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin. "

"When God gives you AIDS – and God does give you AIDS – make lemon-AIDS! "

Interviewer: Do you have a nickname for your vagina?
Sarah Silverman: Yeah... "Faggot!!"

"My little niece is only 6 years old and she thinks she's a lesbian!! I totally support her but her mom punished her... No pussy for a week"