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SikoCeLL
03-18-2008, 04:51 AM
my thread went to waste... fucks sake!!!!

The Hound
03-18-2008, 04:52 AM
totaly should not of started this thread

Durag
03-18-2008, 04:57 AM
I remember this thread time ago, so i'mma start it again myself...

I'll go first because i started the thread so that means i should go first. I could wait for replys first but that's just silly isn't it?

So.. last year sometime in July. (yeah i know, bummer) :(

W A T????? Nearly a year ago dude wtf????

Yesterday, with mt girlfriend. Yeah its different when you got a girlfriend coz its sex on tap, but still, damn, just go to a club and get a bitch

STYLE
03-18-2008, 05:05 AM
last summer? u r 18? huh?
i bet ur dick got a restraining order against ur hand.

sunday.

SikoCeLL
03-18-2008, 05:15 AM
W A T????? Nearly a year ago dude wtf????

Yesterday, with mt girlfriend. Yeah its different when you got a girlfriend coz its sex on tap, but still, damn, just go to a club and get a bitch

I know.. word sun.

LORD NOSE
03-18-2008, 05:27 AM
the last time your...........

Oztradamus
03-18-2008, 05:34 AM
About 15 minutes ago.. Morning session :)

SKAMPOE
03-18-2008, 06:06 AM
last night, it was a barn burner!

Tyler Durden
03-18-2008, 06:19 AM
I remember this thread time ago, so i'mma start it again myself...

I'll go first because i started the thread so that means i should go first. I could wait for replys first but that's just silly isn't it?

So.. last year sometime in July. (yeah i know, bummer) :(

Damn!!! Hook up with a chick from here or something.

W A T????? Nearly a year ago dude wtf????

Yesterday, with mt girlfriend. Yeah its different when you got a girlfriend coz its sex on tap
Ditto
last summer? u r 18? huh?
i bet ur dick got a restraining order against ur hand.
First funny thing I've heard on here for a while.

About 15 minutes ago.. Morning session :)
Congratulations.
They are sometimes the best arn't they.

camron4589
03-18-2008, 08:03 AM
well about 3 saturdays ago then mamadukes walked in.:(

pep
03-18-2008, 08:07 AM
About 15 minutes ago.. Morning session :)
co sign...big boys with kids and baby mamas in the building...

002
03-18-2008, 12:09 PM
does elbowing your stomach count as sex?

SKAMPOE
03-18-2008, 12:11 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaah

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:13 PM
Ummmmmmmm.........let's see I'm a single mother of a 7 year old and a one year old, work full time.............yeah been so long I can't even remember................

SKAMPOE
03-18-2008, 12:15 PM
Let Me Handle That Fa U Queen

DJMethods
03-18-2008, 12:16 PM
Ummmmmmmm.........let's see I'm a single mother of a 7 year old and a one year old, work full time.............yeah been so long I can't even remember................

Unless you're missing a turkey baster I'd estimate about 21 months ago

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:17 PM
Unless you're missing a turkey baster I'd estimate about 21 months ago


LOL............damn u did the math............

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:19 PM
Let Me Handle That Fa U Queen


That's peace.........but I definately make a man wait for at least 6 months before that happens.........can u hang?

SKAMPOE
03-18-2008, 12:20 PM
That's peace.........but I definately make a man wait for at least 6 months before that happens.........can u hang?
JUST LEMME KNOW WHEN U READY!

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:22 PM
JUST LEMME KNOW WHEN U READY!


That means exclusively dating me and only me and not having sex for at least 6 months.............

TSA
03-18-2008, 12:24 PM
last summer? u r 18? huh?
i bet ur dick got a restraining order against ur hand.

sunday.
mine does ^O^

this friday....next time will probably be in 2 weeks, which is wack, so that can always change.

TSA
03-18-2008, 12:26 PM
That's peace.........but I definately make a man wait for at least 6 months before that happens.........can u hang?
THE FUCKS!?

Visionz
03-18-2008, 12:28 PM
That means exclusively dating me and only me and not having sex for at least 6 months.............have you ever thought about this whole 3 dates, 6 months deal being the reason for your singleness?

(Sunday for me, the wife couldn't hang with my St Patty's drinkin and smokin stamina, otherwise I'd be sayin yesterday)

SKAMPOE
03-18-2008, 12:29 PM
That means exclusively dating me and only me and not having sex for at least 6 months.............
SAME GOES FA U!

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:30 PM
have you ever thought about this whole 3 dates, 6 months deal being the reason for your singleness?




LOL.........no I never have............

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:31 PM
SAME GOES FA U!


Please I have plenty of "stand-ins" to satisfy myself until the 6 month mark rolls around...........LOL

Visionz
03-18-2008, 12:32 PM
LOL.........no I never have............you might wanna start, I'm a good dude an all but I don't think I'd stick around for 6 months, paying for dates n' shit with no booty to show for it. Do they atleast get fellatio to hold 'em over?

SKAMPOE
03-18-2008, 12:32 PM
@ QUEEN O P Hahaha Nice!

TSA
03-18-2008, 12:33 PM
the fuck is a stand-in, a dildo?

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:35 PM
you might wanna start, I'm a good dude an all but I don't think I'd stick around for 6 months, paying for dates n' shit with no booty to show for it. Do they atleast get fellatio to hold 'em over?


OK let me break it down...........

At least 3 dates-kiss
Around 3 months-maybe u can touch me in my "precious spots"
Then 6 months-maybe sex

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:36 PM
the fuck is a stand-in, a dildo?


Yes..........I have a few...........:$

Visionz
03-18-2008, 12:40 PM
OK let me break it down...........

At least 3 dates-kiss
Around 3 months-maybe u can touch me in my "precious spots"
Then 6 months-maybe sexso he's allowed to hand you over a bag of cookies at three months (speaking from the perspective of a guy with magic hands) but he's gotta wait another 3 to get his?? :nonono:

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:42 PM
so he's allowed to hand you over a bag of cookies at three months (speaking from the perspective of a guy with magic hands) but he's gotta wait another 3 to get his?? :nonono:


LOL.........nah I'll "handle" my business with him.............

TSA
03-18-2008, 12:44 PM
Yes..........I have a few...........:$
your very uptight about physical matters i've noticed.
why is that?
it's not a bad thing, dignity is dope, but did you have a bad experience or something?

Visionz
03-18-2008, 12:44 PM
LOL.........nah I'll "handle" my business with him.............hahaha, so if you take a survey for how long a guy should take with foreplay you're looking for the bubble that says "3 months" :lmao:

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:50 PM
your very uptight about physical matters i've noticed.
why is that?
it's not a bad thing, dignity is dope, but did you have a bad experience or something?


As a matter of fact I did............but I don't think I'm uptight, just careful...........

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:51 PM
hahaha, so if you take a survey for how long a guy should take with foreplay you're looking for the bubble that says "3 months" :lmao:


LOL...........ur a hot mess!

TSA
03-18-2008, 12:53 PM
i guess, but no man in his right mind would stick around for 6 months cause if anything it makes it look like you don't like him and your gonna just be friends.

plus 6 months is half a year, that's why girls get cheated on, it's ungodly.

you should be so guarded, your almost scared, and you wouldn't wanna be the person in the club when lil jon goes "WHO SCARED!"
to stand up and say.."me"

would you?


relax, your gonna stay single with that mentality, and that's not me being mean.

Queen Of Poetry
03-18-2008, 12:58 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I will follow ur advice...........matter of fact, let me really let loose and just fuck the next man I see..............

Visionz
03-18-2008, 01:12 PM
LOL...........ur a hot mess!
these hands are liable to leave one behind }) I'm tellin you though 6 months is tooooooooooo long. balls be lookin just like this :o:o

Oztradamus
03-18-2008, 09:41 PM
About 2 hours ago... had the pussy pulsating.. When you make your girl cum, you know you're a bad mawfucka LOL

TSA
03-18-2008, 09:58 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I will follow ur advice...........matter of fact, let me really let loose and just fuck the next man I see..............

close your eyes

*begins riding bike butt naked towards new york*

SKAMPOE
03-18-2008, 10:02 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I will follow ur advice...........matter of fact, let me really let loose and just fuck the next man I see..............




see MEE!

Surreptitious
03-18-2008, 10:50 PM
20 minutes ago, if yall arent gettn laid, get a girlfriend, even if shes ugly, pussy is a necessity or even better date an attractive one and live with her, I get pussy everytime my dick is hard, this shit is a lot easier than muhfuckers make it

STYLE
03-18-2008, 11:08 PM
AAAAAAAYYYYEEEE!

sup man? you gotta realize tho that not every city is blessed with a surplus of women, fine ones at that, like we atliens are.
but still i agree. its 2008 pussy stock prices are at an all time low. if u can't cut somethin now something is wrong.

DJMethods
03-18-2008, 11:13 PM
2 weeks this weekend. dunno how guys go over a year (no hate), need to just land a chubby chick, they'll suck cock like chocolates inside.

When i was younger I always got stuck in the "friend category" cause I always just spoke to the chicks cause most were cool people. Do the same now, just make it KNOWN you wanna bang them. If that means just saying "I wanna fuck you", do it, don't get stuck as friends with some chick you like.

Surreptitious
03-19-2008, 12:22 AM
AAAAAAAYYYYEEEE!

sup man? you gotta realize tho that not every city is blessed with a surplus of women, fine ones at that, like we atliens are.
but still i agree. its 2008 pussy stock prices are at an all time low. if u can't cut somethin now something is wrong.

well, Ive only lived in Atlanta for 5 months and I'm from Charlotte North Carolina, there is somethin to be cut everywhere, I might be in a relationship now and Ive fucked some dimes but Ive also fucked some bitch's cause I knew I could cut and I know when a girl wants to bump uglies and know their mannerisms

TSA
03-19-2008, 06:35 AM
2 weeks this weekend. dunno how guys go over a year (no hate), need to just land a chubby chick, they'll suck cock like chocolates inside.

When i was younger I always got stuck in the "friend category" cause I always just spoke to the chicks cause most were cool people. Do the same now, just make it KNOWN you wanna bang them. If that means just saying "I wanna fuck you", do it, don't get stuck as friends with some chick you like.

word.

but at the same time, un-word.

some dudes rape themselves tho, forcing themselves that have sex with girls they would rather not for the sake of having sex, or cause they can.
which is wack...wack..wack....my cock go pop..pop..pop...it just don't stop..stop..stop

BRONZBODY
03-19-2008, 10:38 AM
2 nights ago, she was kinda big(like 230,but hey im big as shit too) but cute face tits was bangin and her head game was immaculate!!!! sucked a nigga so good my right leg is sore as shit

DJMethods
03-19-2008, 10:40 AM
^^haha nice work dude

BRONZBODY
03-19-2008, 10:43 AM
^^^ i try my nigga!!!! i try!!!

RADIOACTIVE MAN
03-19-2008, 10:44 AM
A Few Hours Ago,about 3 I Think

MaXiMus Da MaNtis
03-19-2008, 10:50 AM
Just Finish Wit Wifey Sent Her Back To Work

Durag
03-19-2008, 11:08 AM
my thread went to waste... fucks sake!!!!

Wat are ya on about? You got a good few replies.

No good posters?

Blackula Spectacula
03-19-2008, 11:08 AM
four fucking months ago :(

Durag
03-19-2008, 11:12 AM
four fucking months ago :(

?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???

Blackula Spectacula
03-19-2008, 11:13 AM
what?

BRONZBODY
03-19-2008, 04:37 PM
^^ damn really?? i mean i have seen some of ya pics so i know you dont have to work too hard to get a dude. but if its by choice then i respect that.

Visionz
03-19-2008, 04:47 PM
four fucking months ago :(
Really?? not much of a scene for the lesbians or what?

HANZO
03-19-2008, 04:49 PM
four fucking months ago :(

damn, the lesbo scene in Canada must be real dry. no scissoring for you blackula.


last time i had sex was last monday, i got a lot of work to do, i havent seen my girl for a couple days. exams seasons coming up, so times are hard.

JerseyIronman
03-19-2008, 04:56 PM
Multiply everyones answer by 2

except GUERILLA BRONZ multiply his by like 4

Blackula Spectacula
03-19-2008, 04:57 PM
Really?? not much of a scene for the lesbians or what?

haven't found that special lady yet .. plus I'm picky as hell.

SKAMPOE
03-19-2008, 07:09 PM
*scratches n sniffs her avitar*

Sgt Holly Wood
03-19-2008, 07:29 PM
a few months ago

last shorty i def knew i could bag up ez had rumors going on about her having herpes or some shit, shorty was like 17

i was like WOW

Oztradamus
03-19-2008, 08:14 PM
A few hours ago.. Came home from work, got right into it... *pops collar*

camron4589
03-19-2008, 09:46 PM
does elbowing your stomach count as sex?

lmfaooo

Olive Oil Goombah
03-19-2008, 09:50 PM
four fucking months ago :(

it doesnt have to be this way. You have many suitors.

Surreptitious
03-19-2008, 10:27 PM
About an hour ago, my girl has work in the morning and I had to lay her out so shed be worn out to go to sleep

Blackula Spectacula
03-19-2008, 10:38 PM
it doesnt have to be this way. You have many suitors.

I realize this .. I don't want randoms. Not my style.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-19-2008, 10:40 PM
I realize this .. I don't want randoms. Not my style.

YOu dont have to explain yourself to me. I think you are doing it the right way. Im just messin with ya mami ;)