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MAYOR QUIMBY
03-18-2008, 07:10 PM
Whether it be a friend of mine, co-worker, school mate, etc, i am incapable of taking any of them seriously. Females are so fucking irrelevent within conversations and if you do not talk about something that relates to them personally, they wont be interested.

Even with my GFs i have had, i HATED when they would call me every night or randomly text me with the dumbest fucking shit ever! They exaggerate ordinary things. Something along the lines of "OMG, i went shopping and i bought the cutest shirt, and then me and Kimmy did this, me, me, I, I, me me me, blah blah yappity yap...." STFU!!

Females talk to me and tell me things as if I actually give a fuck. And the only reason i stick around to hear their insignificant babble is purely as a hope of getting laid by them.

Am i the only cat who thinks females are only good for sexual purposes?

Olive Oil Goombah
03-18-2008, 07:11 PM
Cut. Print. Gay.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-18-2008, 07:18 PM
Am i the only cat who thinks females are only good for sexual purposes?

Nah..Females are made for sexual purposes only..:hooray:

JASPER
03-18-2008, 07:22 PM
What about cleaning and cooking? Those are just as important. Some girls can even hold an interesting conversation.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-18-2008, 07:22 PM
^^ Exactly, thanks Tech.

TSA
03-18-2008, 07:23 PM
Whether it be a friend of mine, co-worker, school mate, etc, i am incapable of taking any of them seriously. Females are so fucking irrelevent within conversations and if you do not talk about something that relates to them personally, they wont be interested.

Even with my GFs i have had, i HATED when they would call me every night or randomly text me with the dumbest fucking shit ever! They exaggerate ordinary things. Something along the lines of "OMG, i went shopping and i bought the cutest shirt, and then me and Kimmy did this, me, me, I, I, me me me, blah blah yappity yap...." STFU!!

Females talk to me and tell me things as if I actually give a fuck. And the only reason i stick around to hear their insignificant babble is purely as a hope of getting laid by them.

Am i the only cat who thinks females are only good for sexual purposes?

Gay.

talking to women >>>>>> talking to men.


Faggot.

pill happy
03-18-2008, 07:24 PM
Am i the only cat who thinks females are only good for sexual purposes?


hate to be you,

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-18-2008, 07:30 PM
Gay.

talking to women >>>>>> talking to men.


Faggot.
Nigga please. You know for a damn fact you would never talk to a woman if it weren't for the fact you wanted sex from them.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-18-2008, 07:32 PM
awwwwwwwww...you said the 'n word'!!!

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-18-2008, 07:38 PM
Whether it be a friend of mine, co-worker, school mate, etc, i am incapable of taking any of them seriously. Females are so fucking irrelevent within conversations and if you do not talk about something that relates to them personally, they wont be interested.

Even with my GFs i have had, i HATED when they would call me every night or randomly text me with the dumbest fucking shit ever! They exaggerate ordinary things. Something along the lines of "OMG, i went shopping and i bought the cutest shirt, and then me and Kimmy did this, me, me, I, I, me me me, blah blah yappity yap...." STFU!!

Females talk to me and tell me things as if I actually give a fuck. And the only reason i stick around to hear their insignificant babble is purely as a hope of getting laid by them.



....na


you need to meet more women dude.....fuck

TSA
03-18-2008, 07:47 PM
Nigga please. You know for a damn fact you would never talk to a woman if it weren't for the fact you wanted sex from them.
wrong usually keep 1 female best friend based on her conversation holding abilities.

you can talk to a women for hours, and i like to do that before going to bed, dudes, no.

if you can't hold a convo with a women it's your failure not hers.

i know what you mean, there's alot of girls that there's really nothing to and can only talk about 4 subjects total (the white ones), but there's men like that to, but give me a women that can hold a convo and a man that can


i'd pick the women

hbu?


ps.. is it me or is cobra clutch fuckin RAW

l_xg5OsuqX8

TSA
03-18-2008, 07:50 PM
plus if im trying to get guts i don't sit there and listen, i introduce, talk for a bit, leave (if she sucks at having conversations) come back, then try digging the gutty.



...i swear goes makes the brolicest songs ever. If Gorilla Hood, Apollo Kid, Mighty Healthy, and Cobra Clutch were people they would be Kimbo Slices

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-18-2008, 08:09 PM
usually keep 1 female best friend based on her conversation holding abilities.
Thats like spotting a KKK member rockin a WU tattoo.

Blackula Spectacula
03-18-2008, 08:11 PM
Hey theres dudes i can't hold a decent convos with .. you just gonna find ppl who are on your level to talk with if you wanna have deep meaningful/relevant convos with.

Blackula Spectacula
03-18-2008, 08:15 PM
the fucks wrong with going to a museum once in a while?

TSA
03-18-2008, 08:19 PM
^agreed.

The Hound
03-18-2008, 08:20 PM
is this guy trying to make up for his "black men keep stealing my women" thread bY acting like he's got his right hand cocked ready to slap bitches?

:frusty:

Visionz
03-18-2008, 08:21 PM
To Les, how many women have you had sex with again?

Blackula Spectacula
03-18-2008, 08:23 PM
.
maybe its the way i worded it(or you just proved my point) but i mean WOMEN ARE EXTINCT

and a bunch of raggedy bitches took thier places

I know the point you were trying to make .. and shut up about women are extinct cause we were always considered the weaker/dumber sex... compared to the past women have stepped up their game .. I wouldn't be surprised if most of you nerds will or are working for women .. So no . you're wrong .. total gargabe..pale

Blackula Spectacula
03-18-2008, 08:24 PM
To Les, how many women have you had sex with again?

Again .. thats none of ya bidnessss

Olive Oil Goombah
03-18-2008, 08:27 PM
Whats wrong with having girls who are friends?? I have a couple of good friends who are girls. You gotta get past trying to game all the time and treat em like actually humans, you'll find out that they are pretty cool and you can learn alot from them.
Plus, they have friends that are other girls.

LORD NOSE
03-18-2008, 08:28 PM
Whether it be a friend of mine, co-worker, school mate, etc, i am incapable of taking any of them seriously. Females are so fucking irrelevent within conversations and if you do not talk about something that relates to them personally, they wont be interested.

Even with my GFs i have had, i HATED when they would call me every night or randomly text me with the dumbest fucking shit ever! They exaggerate ordinary things. Something along the lines of "OMG, i went shopping and i bought the cutest shirt, and then me and Kimmy did this, me, me, I, I, me me me, blah blah yappity yap...." STFU!!

Females talk to me and tell me things as if I actually give a fuck. And the only reason i stick around to hear their insignificant babble is purely as a hope of getting laid by them.

Am i the only cat who thinks females are only good for sexual purposes?


shut the phuc up lil kid

a female is the greatest thing a man can ........have

Blackula Spectacula
03-18-2008, 08:30 PM
shut the phuc up lil kid

a female is the greatest thing a man can ........have

awwww que lindo

TAURO
03-18-2008, 08:31 PM
shut the phuc up lil kid

a female is the greatest thing a man can ........have

Wow....first time im fully co-signing a sunny winters post....who knew.

Visionz
03-18-2008, 08:40 PM
To Les, how many women have you had sex with again?

Again .. thats none of ya bidnessss

?smh

miss something?

Blackula Spectacula
03-18-2008, 08:44 PM
?smh

miss something?

>_> I thought you were talking about me .. OOPS .. Les is short for lesbo .. lesbian .. SORRRY

Visionz
03-18-2008, 08:52 PM
na its all good, it was rhetorical anyways, i know the answer's two

Blackula Spectacula
03-18-2008, 08:56 PM
<_< ahem

Prolifical ENG
03-18-2008, 08:58 PM
With younger girls you dont even need game. All you need to be able to do is to hold a conversation and you're in. It just shows you're not boring and when you're younger that's mostly counts. Being able to hold a convo is like pre-game.

I knew one guy that did stupider things than Queen of Poetry's date did...but he got all this young pussy simply because of his spontaneous conversations.

Dokuro
03-18-2008, 08:59 PM
Whether it be a friend of mine, co-worker, school mate, etc, i am incapable of taking any of them seriously. Females are so fucking irrelevent within conversations and if you do not talk about something that relates to them personally, they wont be interested.

Even with my GFs i have had, i HATED when they would call me every night or randomly text me with the dumbest fucking shit ever! They exaggerate ordinary things. Something along the lines of "OMG, i went shopping and i bought the cutest shirt, and then me and Kimmy did this, me, me, I, I, me me me, blah blah yappity yap...." STFU!!

Females talk to me and tell me things as if I actually give a fuck. And the only reason i stick around to hear their insignificant babble is purely as a hope of getting laid by them.

Am i the only cat who thinks females are only good for sexual purposes?
smile nawd and umh works wonders but on a surios side stop daiting morons me and my girl can have complitly relivent conversations




ps isent this like your thierd post about woman trobles
BhAzW7AM-38

Mumm Ra
03-18-2008, 10:49 PM
shit 90% of my friends are girls. i dunno about yall but id rather have a female keep me company than a dude even if we're just friends
and that other thread that says girls aren't funny is bogus too, I know plenty of girls who are funny as hell

begongo
03-18-2008, 10:51 PM
id rather have a female keep me company than a dude even if we're just friendsco-sign to this

GENERAL WISE
03-19-2008, 12:40 AM
truth........pReAcH!!!!!!


:clap::clap:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2008/03/14/ftpassion114.jpg

INF
03-19-2008, 01:30 AM
you simply talk to the wrong females. Case closed. Quit crying and taking up Wu Corp's Gen Chat Front Page YOu fuckin Puss.

MgkMn
03-19-2008, 02:27 AM
Whether it be a friend of mine, co-worker, school mate, etc, i am incapable of taking any of them seriously. Females are so fucking irrelevent within conversations and if you do not talk about something that relates to them personally, they wont be interested.

Even with my GFs i have had, i HATED when they would call me every night or randomly text me with the dumbest fucking shit ever! They exaggerate ordinary things. Something along the lines of "OMG, i went shopping and i bought the cutest shirt, and then me and Kimmy did this, me, me, I, I, me me me, blah blah yappity yap...." STFU!!

Females talk to me and tell me things as if I actually give a fuck. And the only reason i stick around to hear their insignificant babble is purely as a hope of getting laid by them.

Am i the only cat who thinks females are only good for sexual purposes?

that's because your game is weak son
and you do realize you're talking about your mother here?

STYLE
03-19-2008, 02:47 AM
Hey theres dudes i can't hold a decent convos with .. you just gonna find ppl who are on your level to talk with if you wanna have deep meaningful/relevant convos with.

we are talking about a dude who collects his pubes, balls them up and keeps them on the window sill by his bed. wtf kind of meaningful convo can you expect with him. he needs to find a chick that eats her boogers.

if i were to die tomorrow my family members would soon find all my graphic pornographic magazines, raunchy raps i have written about fucking bitches in their ass and killing cops, home made pornos, my ball of pubic hair i keep by my window, along with numerous other items and strange secrets of mine that i have kept with me for years.



anyway....
my circle consists of 3 (max) dudes who are close friends, and a slew of females. some are being primed for consumption, some are strictly platonic. women can put you on to game by giving a female perspective, they are thoughtful and sweet , and they just all around make you feel good just being around them.
plus interacting with women keeps your tongue sharp for gametime. even talking to a girl you are not attracted to will keep you warmed up and limber so you don't dislocate a pimp bone.

Durag
03-19-2008, 03:47 AM
Most of my closest friends are men, but im friends with a good few women too. If you can easily talk to your female friends it helps when chatting some up. If your the type of fella, like the threadstarter, who never talks to women and just keeps male company, then your gonna be out of practice talking to women, and they pick that up.

Any women ive known can tell if a guy is used to talking to females, and if hes not, even if its just talking to female friends, and those who arent just sound stupid.

Apart from that though, women can be just as good of friends to a man as his male friends are. Its only a few women who talk about the sterotypical topics mantioned, but thats the same for men. The sterotypical man just talks about football, cars while drinkin beer, but we all know theres more to men than that, and the same goes for women.

They can hold a conversation, they actually listen, which a lot of men dont, and they value your opinion. You can get a womans perspective on life through them, and it helps see things in a different light.

TSA
03-19-2008, 06:23 AM
When someone dies, a family member has to go to their crib and clean it out. So basically: if i were to die tomorrow my family members would soon find all my graphic pornographic magazines, raunchy raps i have written about fucking bitches in their ass and killing cops, home made pornos, my ball of pubic hair i keep by my window, along with numerous other items and strange secrets of mine that i have kept with me for years.

Should i just get rid of these items then? I dont want to because they are MY things and i dont think i will be dying soon. But i also dont want to be remembered as a creepy perv or wierd guy. What do i do??
I'm sure i am not the only one who has ever thought of this predicament!!





Eventually, sooner or later we will all be dead. What happens then?

Maybe this should be *The Official Questions About Death Thread.*



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! what a fucking god!

Blackula Spectacula
03-19-2008, 06:27 AM
we are talking about a dude who collects his pubes, balls them up and keeps them on the window sill by his bed. wtf kind of meaningful convo can you expect with him. he needs to find a chick that eats her boogers.






Well in that case, I'm surprised that he even has female friends, no.. *friends period.

Queen Of Poetry
03-19-2008, 06:28 AM
bitches that think?!?!?! i thought that make and model was discontinued

:nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono:

Lox-the-5th
03-19-2008, 06:55 AM
i feel sorry for dudes that dont have female friends . its cool having a bunch of male friends who u can chat sports with, drink etc... but its always beneficial to have a little female perspective. its like havin a spy in the enemy camp.

and like stylemaster says, it helps u stay limber too.


i know females who can be really annoying, i usually give these hoes a wide berth, which drives them crazy cuz they want the attention spot light. but i also know stacks of girls who are smart and/or funny and cool to have around.

some of them ive macked, some i never will and some i hope to in the near future.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-19-2008, 08:26 AM
anyway....
my circle consists of 3 (max) dudes who are close friends, and a slew of females. some are being primed for consumption, some are strictly platonic. women can put you on to game by giving a female perspective, they are thoughtful and sweet , and they just all around make you feel good just being around them.
plus interacting with women keeps your tongue sharp for gametime. even talking to a girl you are not attracted to will keep you warmed up and limber so you don't dislocate a pimp bone.

yup.

buckshotstheone
03-19-2008, 08:42 AM
threadstarter...you're obviously quite inexperienced in the female department. not only do women make great friends who can provide insight which only helps your mack game...but there is nothing better than back pocket bitches....you know, those bitches you keep on the side in case shit goes sour with your girl. bitch dumps you at 5 o'clock you already got some pussy by 8....back pocket bitches...i love 'em

DJMethods
03-19-2008, 08:46 AM
na its all good, it was rhetorical anyways, i know the answer's two

No wonder it's 2 with threads like this

Sgt Holly Wood
03-19-2008, 05:24 PM
i dunno man, ive had alot of meaningful convos with shorties

ima selective dude though, if i hear a woman that sounds completely ignorant or has an 8 year olds vocabulary then i dont even bother talking to her unless she wanna fuck

but if she's knowledgeable then im down to kick it with her, ya kno sit back and listen to her n shit

u gotta analyze them before commiting to anything

HANZO
03-19-2008, 05:32 PM
well with women you usually have convo's that expand out of your normal conversational area. like with guys you talk about certain topics all the time. when you talk to a woman you tend to chat about other shit. also women actually listen to wat you say, so chatting shit is out of the question. it aint bad to have a convo with them, i kno a lot of girls who would jus chat total crap. some always bitch about someone, and i dnt wanna hear that. but some are cool.

STYLE
03-19-2008, 05:42 PM
To Les, how many women have you had sex with again?


Again .. thats none of ya bidnessss


?smh

miss something?


>_> I thought you were talking about me .. OOPS .. Les is short for lesbo .. lesbian .. SORRRY


hahaha classic! and ironic that emperor LES hates women.

Orion Nebulus
03-19-2008, 07:11 PM
Whats wrong with having girls who are friends?? I have a couple of good friends who are girls. You gotta get past trying to game all the time and treat em like actually humans, you'll find out that they are pretty cool and you can learn alot from them.
Plus, they have friends that are other girls.

Well in my case, most girls who are ''friends'' tend to catch feelings. But yeah it's possible to only be friends.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-19-2008, 07:33 PM
hahaha classic! and ironic that emperor LES hates women.
I dont hate women. In fact i love them. (Their bottom half anyway.)
Cum on, every guy in this forum has said to themselves "I thought i loved that hoe, but i now realize it was just her vaginal which i fell in love with."

Oh for the dude wondering, i have had voluntary sex with 2 females in my life. The rest were against their will.

STYLE
03-19-2008, 07:37 PM
I dont hate women. In fact i love them. (Their bottom half anyway.)
Oh for the dude wondering, i have had voluntary sex with 2 females in my life. The rest were against their will.



.....

Visionz
03-19-2008, 07:45 PM
I dont hate women. In fact i love them. (Their bottom half anyway.)
Cum on, every guy in this forum has said to themselves "I thought i loved that hoe, but i now realize it was just her vaginal which i fell in love with."

Oh for the dude wondering, i have had voluntary sex with 2 females in my life. The rest were against their will.that's not some shit to be either jokin or braggin about :ouch:

Olive Oil Goombah
03-19-2008, 08:44 PM
Well in my case, most girls who are ''friends'' tend to catch feelings. But yeah it's possible to only be friends.

Exactly my point tho. So its an added bonus.

DUMBO
03-19-2008, 08:46 PM
^ wop.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-19-2008, 08:53 PM
LOL...DId you just pick up on that? I dont mind your slurs, but You dont wanna anger the mad hatter.

Surreptitious
03-19-2008, 10:37 PM
Whether it be a friend of mine, co-worker, school mate, etc, i am incapable of taking any of them seriously. Females are so fucking irrelevent within conversations and if you do not talk about something that relates to them personally, they wont be interested.

Even with my GFs i have had, i HATED when they would call me every night or randomly text me with the dumbest fucking shit ever! They exaggerate ordinary things. Something along the lines of "OMG, i went shopping and i bought the cutest shirt, and then me and Kimmy did this, me, me, I, I, me me me, blah blah yappity yap...." STFU!!

Females talk to me and tell me things as if I actually give a fuck. And the only reason i stick around to hear their insignificant babble is purely as a hope of getting laid by them.

Am i the only cat who thinks females are only good for sexual purposes?

its gonna be a lonely, sexless life for you

cause the reality is that there are cool fuckin girls out there, you might just be too lame to pull any of em

allah truth
03-19-2008, 11:19 PM
some of them are cool. you just need to find the right type. i knew this one girl who would hook me up with her friends. i mean i didn't have to use any game she would talk me up so much while knowing im just going to blow them off afterwards and she was cool with it. i loved her like a sister, we talked about everything. ive had other friends that were girls too. i also enjoy the company of females more then males. girls are good for the soul.

Surreptitious
03-19-2008, 11:28 PM
^^I hear ya man, women smell good, taste good, sound good and feel even better

2L8Lit da croatianMC
03-19-2008, 11:41 PM
Whether it be a friend of mine, co-worker, school mate, etc, i am incapable of taking any of them seriously. Females are so fucking irrelevent within conversations and if you do not talk about something that relates to them personally, they wont be interested.

Even with my GFs i have had, i HATED when they would call me every night or randomly text me with the dumbest fucking shit ever! They exaggerate ordinary things. Something along the lines of "OMG, i went shopping and i bought the cutest shirt, and then me and Kimmy did this, me, me, I, I, me me me, blah blah yappity yap...." STFU!!

Females talk to me and tell me things as if I actually give a fuck. And the only reason i stick around to hear their insignificant babble is purely as a hope of getting laid by them.

Am i the only cat who thinks females are only good for sexual purposes?


wit dat attitude u wont find a good girl.. or at least have her for longer.
i cant get how dont u have normal and good conversations with females... we would all get dumb as fucc (some of men do) if we dont hang out or just talk to women.
They r different from us... naggin bitches have ya attitude though...

2L8Lit da croatianMC
03-19-2008, 11:51 PM
[QUOTE=emperorles;1098543]I dont hate women. In fact i love them. (Their bottom half anyway.)
QUOTE]


No. U like pussy, and dont respect they mind! Mos Def shallow statements. ccc

2L8Lit da croatianMC
03-19-2008, 11:59 PM
Most of my closest friends are men, but im friends with a good few women too. If you can easily talk to your female friends it helps when chatting some up. If your the type of fella, like the threadstarter, who never talks to women and just keeps male company, then your gonna be out of practice talking to women, and they pick that up.

Any women ive known can tell if a guy is used to talking to females, and if hes not, even if its just talking to female friends, and those who arent just sound stupid.

Apart from that though, women can be just as good of friends to a man as his male friends are. Its only a few women who talk about the sterotypical topics mantioned, but thats the same for men. The sterotypical man just talks about football, cars while drinkin beer, but we all know theres more to men than that, and the same goes for women.

They can hold a conversation, they actually listen, which a lot of men dont, and they value your opinion. You can get a womans perspective on life through them, and it helps see things in a different light.


co sign yo!!! exactly!!! dat bolded shit is especially on point!!!