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buckshotstheone
03-19-2008, 09:21 AM
dude got some serious women problems, hatin' all the time cause he can't get a dime. let's all chip in, say like 5 cents each, get him a nice 10 dollar hooker, then dude can quit being such a bitch

SKANK HILL
03-19-2008, 09:45 AM
fuckin gettin a bitch for someone else ... look out for you and yours !!

buckshotstheone
03-19-2008, 10:16 AM
fuckin gettin a bitch for someone else ... look out for you and yours !!


i got a bitch...i just feel bad for this kid, it's gotta suck being a virgin

Longbongcilvaringz
03-19-2008, 10:32 AM
^fuck you elbow virgin.

Durag
03-19-2008, 11:11 AM
Hes like one of the guys outta american pie or some shit. tries his best to get laid, but it never works and he ends up looking like a fool

HANZO
03-19-2008, 02:21 PM
i offer my finances to aid emperorles in his objective.

King Tron 1
03-19-2008, 02:29 PM
Anybody got change for a dollar?

Visionz
03-19-2008, 03:28 PM
he should join the circus and get him some clown pussy

TAURO
03-19-2008, 03:40 PM
He should go to Thailand, if he can't get pussy there he may as well kill himself cos he would have failed at life.

King Tron 1
03-19-2008, 03:40 PM
aren't some of those just dudes wit tits?

buckshotstheone
03-19-2008, 03:40 PM
in Thailand they fuck girls that aren't old enough to know how to say "no"

pill happy
03-19-2008, 03:41 PM
he should join the circus and get him some clown pussy

thats was fuckinh hilarious, i actually lol'd

Visionz
03-19-2008, 03:41 PM
ahaha I think he's a little late on the "failed at life" thing, from all accounts its his destiny

TAURO
03-19-2008, 03:42 PM
aren't some of those just dudes wit tits?

What Skampoe?

pill happy
03-19-2008, 03:43 PM
Hes like one of the guys outta american pie or some shit. tries his best to get laid, but it never works and he ends up looking like a fool


thats how i now view the guy, he even looks like he could be in one of them american teen comedys

King Tron 1
03-19-2008, 03:44 PM
Straight to Video type of shit

pill happy
03-19-2008, 03:47 PM
hes a real character i'll give him that, black men stealing his woman, porn mags under his bed (2008 whf) and his ever growning pube ball that sits by the window,

......and now it seems he is of to join the circus for some of that sweet sweet clown pussy. what a guy,

King Tron 1
03-19-2008, 03:48 PM
I only knew about the first thing, the rest I could've done without.

STYLE
03-19-2008, 04:15 PM
pedo-mags under his bed don't forget.

does he have paypal?

pill happy
03-19-2008, 04:18 PM
[QUOTE=STYLEMASTERR;1098310]pedo-mags under his bed don't forget. QUOTE]


what a guy, somebody should seriously get him for the next american pie, that or lock him up for his e-crimes,

i still stand by the ball of pubes, thats fucking quality.

King Tron 1
03-19-2008, 04:32 PM
I take it back, he gonna have to do without my spare change. I gotta get a dollars worth of song.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-19-2008, 07:18 PM
WTF! Could it be my greatest dream come true? Someone hooking me up with a hooker?? If it aint too much to ask, i dont care what she looks like as long as she is:

1. At least 12 years old

2. Not black (STD purposes)

3. And tells me it's great no matter how fuckin crappy my lovin' is.

Good lookin out, baby pahs!!!!

pill happy
03-19-2008, 07:24 PM
WTF! Could it be my greatest dream come true? Someone hooking me up with a hooker?? If it aint to much to ask, i dont care what she looks like as long as she is:

1. At least 12 years old

2. Not black (STD purposes)

3. And tells me it's great no matter how fuckin crappy my lovin' is.

Good lookin out, baby pahs!!!!


ahahaha i fuckin love this guy, look at the head on him,

sombody rep this man now.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-19-2008, 07:34 PM
^Ditto, kid!

Sgt Holly Wood
03-19-2008, 08:03 PM
yall some weird ass niggas lol

fuck would i wanna hook a nigga i dont kno with a dyme

i mean we talking a dyme, thats a 10 right there, fuck is wrong with yall

King Tron 1
03-20-2008, 08:50 AM
If you can't get yourself a Ten, the least you could do is fuck 5 two's.

Sgt Holly Wood
03-20-2008, 03:30 PM
lol ^^

Lizard King
03-20-2008, 03:46 PM
wtf guys..emperorles is the hottest shit ever. i like this nigga
his straight crazy
let him bang the bitches asses yoooooo
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MAYOR QUIMBY
03-20-2008, 07:21 PM
All hail the Lizard king!

buckshotstheone
03-20-2008, 09:17 PM
All hail the Lizard king!

the only love you gettin is from rookies still in rush week, dude got like 20 posts, he don't know you yet....in time we'll see what he has to say

begongo
03-21-2008, 08:02 AM
straight thread

http://www.flora.org/healthyottawa/td.jpg