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Lizard King
03-20-2008, 04:49 PM
yo..this si tha realnezzzz

http://www.dick-tricks.com/


who can make the olympic torch is my hero
wtf....yoooooo drink water, smoke weed and do the dick tricks
that's real life
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Lizard King
03-20-2008, 04:51 PM
i like doing the apocalypse after i get out the shower
yooooo

Masta Chilla
03-20-2008, 05:23 PM
O.o
this page is funny... but looking at drawn dicks is gay in my opinion... though there are some nice lil trix... i used to do the headbang when i got out the shower...

Lizard King
03-21-2008, 03:39 AM
hahhaha...you're a G man
word up to the masta chilla
do the wristwatch...i think only graveyard shifer can do that one
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Supreme-NRT
03-21-2008, 04:45 AM
HAhahahahaa the "Docking" is definitely the gayest thing there !

begongo
03-21-2008, 05:03 AM
I see a bright future for Lizard King in gen chat

SKAMPOE
03-21-2008, 08:33 AM
Lmao Shit Is Disturbingly Funny Nohomo

Longbongcilvaringz
03-21-2008, 08:44 AM
+1



The Swollen Thumb

Life along the road is not always easy for the no motorized. If you ever tried hitchhiking you know that most drivers nonchalantly drive by without stopping. They might be afraid they would pick up a maniac. They might be in a hurry to a budget meeting. Or they might not have noticed your thumb. To make sure that’s not the case and almost certainly get a ride it is a good idea to try hitchhiking with a larger thumb.

Johnny Dust
03-21-2008, 08:45 AM
Whahaha!! This is hilarious!

The Hound
03-21-2008, 09:03 AM
O.o
this page is funny... but looking at drawn dicks is gay in my opinion... though there are some nice lil trix... i used to do the headbang when i got out the shower...

i bet you're the type of person who thinks its gay to look at his own dick

Durag
03-21-2008, 09:14 AM
The thread title is incredibly gay. Were you cumin or something?

The 'girls you can come too' sounded like a bit of a 'NO HOMO', but it wasnt. So this is HOMO

Longbongcilvaringz
03-21-2008, 09:15 AM
it is, isnt it?

STYLE
03-21-2008, 09:27 AM
most of these tricks require multiple dicks......
i'll pass.

i thought this was some "corkscrew white lotus iron dick strike" trick to stroke the gutwalls.

funny tho.

Durag
03-21-2008, 09:28 AM
it is, isnt it?

Yeah, it sounds like hes just building up with the 'YOOO guys!!!'

then hes getting closer with 'THIS IS THE SHIEEET.'

Then hes about to blow with 'check this!!!'

Then as soon as he says 'DICK TRICKS' he cums all over the computer.

Then tries to rectfy himself for saying 'girls you can cum too'.




Wait am i gay for thinking that?
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NO HOMO!!!

Longbongcilvaringz
03-21-2008, 09:32 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY SIG, FUCK THIS SHIT IM JUST GOING TO HAVE TO HOST THE MOTHERFUCKER MYSELF.

YOUD THINK FUCKING ALLEN'S JEWISH NEPHEW WAS RUNNING THIS FUCKING SITE OR SOME SHIT!!

STYLE
03-21-2008, 09:33 AM
actually the bandwith sig was funny imo
http://sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/sep/03/40878_formatted_1188862259738.gif

begongo
03-21-2008, 09:35 AM
yeah I actually thought the bandwidth sig was on purpose

Longbongcilvaringz
03-21-2008, 09:48 AM
yes it was unintentionally amusing but in conjunction infuriating as i cannot seem to host my intended signature.

JASPER
03-21-2008, 10:03 AM
http://www.dick-tricks.com/images/r_elephant.gif
As the main attraction, with its impressive skills at a circus or in the service of a Thai or an Indian, the elephant with its trunk, is a spectacular animal. Now you too can strut around the house with the same authority as the world’s largest living land animal. The biggest challenge with this trick however is to be as mobile and do the same things with the penis as the elephant does with its trunk. You should practice the movements – picking up peanuts is ingenious and you already know how to spray water!


http://www.dick-tricks.com/images/instr_elephant.gif
Keep your pants on for this trick. Open your fly.
Take out your penis through the fly. Remember that elephants enjoy a warm climate.
Let your penis hang like a trunk and give the elephant ears by turning your pants pockets inside-out
http://www.dick-tricks.com/images/trick_elefant.jpg


HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!

Longbongcilvaringz
03-21-2008, 10:05 AM
hahaha

"You Already Know How to Spray Water!"

shinobi4227
03-21-2008, 10:41 AM
Just what we need, another thread with dicks. Hey LK, why couldn't you post a thread bout pussy tricks huh?

Lizard King
03-21-2008, 10:47 AM
yoo...i told ya guys..this iz tha realnezz

i said that the wristwatchtrick is for g_shifter cause i think he has the hardest and longest dick out of ya'll yo

the elephant trick is mad crazy...which of you can do that in public? huh?
show me you're not shy yo

thanks for the appreciation

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DJMethods
03-21-2008, 11:09 AM
I got a PM about a thread thats about cocks.

I've made it in the gay community

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-21-2008, 11:15 AM
Cocktricks hahaha

I know a trick that Heat (thecorpse.com) knows..

He can put his dick in his ass..

Lmao

vahacris
03-21-2008, 07:15 PM
hehe thanks for pm invitaqtion to tis thread man. try hard and one day you can achive circus show where you gonna show peps your tricks.

anthonyallred
03-22-2008, 01:06 PM
LOL. Dear god

Lizard King
03-23-2008, 01:37 PM
has anyone tried any other trick yo?
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WARPATH
03-24-2008, 10:28 AM
This guy actually sent out PM's to get people looking at dicks?

Recipients: CS, PALEHORSE, Slim T, vahacris
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http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif yoyoyo
yo g...i noticed you around..you seem to be a real gangster man

chek this shiet out
my thread
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...23#post1100623 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1100623#post1100623)

post there and leav your opinion
make ma a super star
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You gay?

Edit:

My opinion- Your gay.

Lizard King
03-24-2008, 10:41 AM
wtf muphaca? you didn't understand the true meaning of the dick tricks yo
i'll forgive you this time. you were probably on some acid shit
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Guarded By Martyrs
03-24-2008, 10:57 AM
Yeah, it sounds like hes just building up with the 'YOOO guys!!!'

then hes getting closer with 'THIS IS THE SHIEEET.'

Then hes about to blow with 'check this!!!'

Then as soon as he says 'DICK TRICKS' he cums all over the computer.

Then tries to rectfy himself for saying 'girls you can cum too'.




Wait am i gay for thinking that?
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NO HOMO!!!

Bwahahahahah

Durag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You give me too much joke !!!!!