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DJMethods
03-24-2008, 10:47 AM
How far can "no homo" stretch to cover homo acts?

I was watching the footy a few weeks back and my team got a goal, they were all celebrating and a team mate ran up and slapped the guy on the ass. I quickly screamed "NO HOMO" to cover them (I dont want faggots on my team), but he did the same thing again today.

Is screaming no homo at the TV sufficient, or was he a homo after the flirst ass slap?

Longbongcilvaringz
03-24-2008, 10:50 AM
limits?

DJMethods
03-24-2008, 10:51 AM
Just because I didn't stay at home reading the dictionary when I was doesn't give you the right to make fun of me. I have feelings too ya know? (no homo)

King Tron 1
03-24-2008, 10:53 AM
While you're busy trying to figure out if taking one up the ass is homo enough, I'll be over here making my new songs.

Lizard King
03-24-2008, 10:54 AM
HOLY SHIEEEEEEET. this is a thread for all the gs in here...we got dj methods...pat bateman the ruler of the underground sentinels...the big lord of the Lizards is here...so wtf...

graveyard shifter the god is waited in here...
skampoe? where the fuck is that nigga. he's representing the homo vs no homo movement to the fullest.
we need these gs
i'll show you what a no homo is
here's tha shieeeeeeeeeeet yo

no dick tricks or sumthing. pure thong yo!
http://images.phun.org/phun/totw/archive/totw_27_2.jpg


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DJMethods
03-24-2008, 10:55 AM
While you're busy trying to figure out if taking one up the ass is homo enough, I'll be over here making my new songs.

You need to "no homo" this. You mentioned gay sex which hasn't been mentioned in this thread, hence you bringing up homosexuality and need to cover yourself.

Here you go; No homo

Next one's not free

TSA
03-24-2008, 10:56 AM
ass slapping in sports isn't homo, the inflated manliness of the sport help cushin the blow

but if its an unmanly sport, like volleyball and so forth, then your gonna need so no homo to back you up

Longbongcilvaringz
03-24-2008, 10:57 AM
i remember (no homo) when it was the firm (no hoomo) belief on this site that dudes in jail (no homo) taking it were disgustingly homo but those slamming buttocks were not.

i mean what the fuck is that shit , some american (no homo) thing?

some guy (no homo) is busting a nut in another guys rectum but hes the hetero (no homo)?

from memory Wooz (no homo) clarified by saying the other guy was bitch for letting it happen and thus a homo.

King Tron 1
03-24-2008, 11:00 AM
You need to "no homo" this. You mentioned gay sex which hasn't been mentioned in this thread, hence you bringing up homosexuality and need to cover yourself.

Here you go; No homo

Next one's not free

Try not yelling that to the monitor, It's obvious it don't like you anyways.

DJMethods
03-24-2008, 11:01 AM
Try not yelling that to the monitor, It's obvious it don't like you anyways.

Now you're watching other guys on the computer?

And ANOTHER NO, NO HOMO?

I'm gonna have to no homo myself so I don't get your pro homo germs.

No homo^^^

King Tron 1
03-24-2008, 11:07 AM
What the fuck is going on in here?

I Don't Know DJ Methods is trying to act all hard, and trying to play foots-e with me but I ain't being phased.

DJMethods
03-24-2008, 11:09 AM
I Don't Know DJ Methods is trying to act all hard, and trying to play foots-e with me but I ain't being phased.

Talking about playing footsies with another guy again forgetting the no homo. now this case needs to be taken (no homo) to court.

King Tron 1
03-24-2008, 11:10 AM
How's that for a limit?

Longbongcilvaringz
03-24-2008, 11:12 AM
bahahaha

dig a deeper hole tron (NO HOMO)

King Tron 1
03-24-2008, 11:17 AM
I don't give a fuck, I'll dig my own grave. I'll always come back to life.

DJMethods
03-24-2008, 11:18 AM
I can't speak to Tron again until a registered NO HOMO employee clears his posts of any pro homo activity.

No homo

DJMethods
03-24-2008, 11:19 AM
I'll dig... I'll always come

again with the no, no homo's

ignore list, his homo post appeared on the screen

Longbongcilvaringz
03-24-2008, 11:22 AM
a homo to hetero conversion chart is needed.

DJMethods
03-24-2008, 11:25 AM
Ben leaves and the homo's run wild, where is he to restore the proper pedo order to this board (no homo)?

RADIOACTIVE MAN
03-24-2008, 11:29 AM
HOLY SHIEEEEEEET. this is a thread for all the gs in here...we got dj methods...pat bateman the ruler of the underground sentinels...the big lord of the Lizards is here...so wtf...

graveyard shifter the god is waited in here...
skampoe? where the fuck is that nigga. he's representing the homo vs no homo movement to the fullest.
we need these gs
i'll show you what a no homo is
here's tha shieeeeeeeeeeet yo

no dick tricks or sumthing. pure thong yo!
http://images.phun.org/phun/totw/archive/totw_27_2.jpg


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reporting for duty captain!!:b

begongo
03-24-2008, 11:48 AM
I have tried pushing NO HOMO to the limits ... but apparently NO HOMO has no limits































P.S.: King Tron is hot (no homo)

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-24-2008, 11:57 AM
While you're busy trying to figure out if taking one up the ass is homo enough, I'll be over here making my new songs.

By telling me that you were going to go make new songs, but not implicitly stating that you are in fact a heterosexual, I can only assume that the songs you speak of are jaunty, broadway-style ballads extolling the virtues of growing up gay in America, thereby rendering you.........
a homo.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-24-2008, 12:07 PM
being openly gay is mad hetero according to the warped morals that ive absorbed here.

The Void
03-24-2008, 12:35 PM
The original post was so YES HOMO it's not even funny.

WARPATH
03-24-2008, 01:15 PM
Proper use of No Homo:

Damn yo, we were in traffic and this dum mother fucker rear ended me. ( no homo )

If you ever try and sneak into Big Ben's house in the middle of the night, he will shoot you in the face. ( no homo )

Improper use of No Homo :

Damn yo, that mother fucker shot semen into the back of your throat and I enjoyed watching that. ( no homo )


If you ever sneak into Big Ben's house in the middle of the night he will shoot sperm in your eye. ( no homo )

TSA
03-24-2008, 03:31 PM
is him shooting the samoan steamer spoyms in your eye universally homo, or just in some situations.

for instance if he was kavorting with the mrs, and your sneaking around in his room trying to steal his collection of emrald hoop earrings worn by the 15th century queen of france, and you end up under his bed, then as you try crawling out he see you (CS), turns around in shock and the skeeter valentine lands in your eye

that wouldn't be gay on his behalf, it would if it touched you though

TSA
03-24-2008, 03:32 PM
n0 h0m0

King Tron 1
03-24-2008, 03:32 PM
Skeeter Valentine! Hahahaha! or should I say "Hehe!"

King Tron 1
03-24-2008, 03:33 PM
(No Homo Of Course)

Da Ryda
03-24-2008, 04:02 PM
It depends on what the team in question is... these ass-slapping guys...

True story: When footballer Jose Antonio Reyes (ex Arsenal player) was 17, he scored a goal and his then Sevilla team mate came and gave him "a gentle bite" (in his own word) on his crotch. At the time, it caused uproar not because the "biter" was like 32 year old dude but because Reyes denied having any knowledge of something like that taking place and when he was told about it after the match, he was horrified. Spanish tabloids discussed the potential case of sexual harassment of a minor... those crazy spaniards. They're so fiery... no homo

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-24-2008, 04:52 PM
How far can "no homo" stretch to cover homo acts?

I was watching the footy a few weeks back and my team got a goal, they were all celebrating and a team mate ran up and slapped the guy on the ass. I quickly screamed "NO HOMO" to cover them (I dont want faggots on my team), but he did the same thing again today.

Is screaming no homo at the TV sufficient, or was he a homo after the flirst ass slap?

After extensive thought on the subject(slightly homo) and referring to the transcripts of numerous wucorp townsquare-style debates on the "no homo" phenomenon, I think we can all agree that there is no thought or action so homoesque that it cannot be defaggotized by the utterance of a "no homo"; from masturbating to homosexual porno, to male-on-male buttsex, to shopping at aeropostale. No matter how homo something is, whatever gayness is present is immediately negated by "no homo", the ultimate trump card.

However, I believe that your soccer match anecdote raises another interesting question, namely "Can my statement of 'no homo' be transferred to another person, situation, or entity to which I am not directly related or involved?"

For example, can you ungay those athletes you watched, who have clearly committed the homosexual act of man-touching, by directing your "no homo" towards them? If so, this technique could be very useful. From disappointed fathers to army recruiters, everyones lives would be improved.

Unfortunately, I cannot claim to have an easy answer for you. I imagine that a true concensus will not be achieved without years and years of open debate. And while we may never know the actual truth, kudos to you for raising the issue, and giving us the hope that someday our children might.

No homo.

***NOTICE*** By reading this post and its dangerously high homo content, you are now officially homo. I apologize for any inconvenience.

HANZO
03-24-2008, 04:56 PM
It depends on what the team in question is... these ass-slapping guys...

True story: When footballer Jose Antonio Reyes (ex Arsenal player) was 17, he scored a goal and his then Sevilla team mate came and gave him "a gentle bite" (in his own word) on his crotch. At the time, it caused uproar not because the "biter" was like 32 year old dude but because Reyes denied having any knowledge of something like that taking place and when he was told about it after the match, he was horrified. Spanish tabloids discussed the potential case of sexual harassment of a minor... those crazy spaniards. They're so fiery... no homo

werent there a video of this somewhere. football celebrations can go over the top abit.

The Void
03-24-2008, 05:06 PM
Oddly enough this reminds me of an episode of Saturday Night Live when Norm MacDonald was on Weekend Update. He was running a story on how the English army were to no longer allow gays in the military, he then asked the question, "how exactly do you tell if an English guy is gay?"

HANZO
03-24-2008, 05:09 PM
Oddly enough this reminds me of an episode of Saturday Night Live when Norm MacDonald was on Weekend Update. He was running a story on how the English army were to no longer allow gays in the military, he then asked the question, "how exactly do you tell if an English guy is gay?"

i kno that alot of army's in the world dont allow gays in.

JASPER
03-24-2008, 05:15 PM
I just had cybersex with my 17 year old neice without the both of us knowing it was us. No homo. I mean no.. uhm.. bye.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-24-2008, 05:18 PM
I just had cybersex with my 17 year old neice without the both of us knowing it was us. No homo. I mean no.. uhm.. bye.

If it were your nephew, and you didn't say "no homo", youd be a weird deviant fag. As it was a chick, you're obviously the man. score.

VZA
03-24-2008, 05:22 PM
is him shooting the samoan steamer spoyms in your eye universally homo, or just in some situations.

for instance if he was kavorting with the mrs, and your sneaking around in his room trying to steal his collection of emrald hoop earrings worn by the 15th century queen of france, and you end up under his bed, then as you try crawling out he see you (CS), turns around in shock and the skeeter valentine lands in your eye

that wouldn't be gay on his behalf, it would if it touched you though

I laughed so hard at that. Mainly because I'm stoned, but well done, I rarely laugh out loud at something I see on the computer. I just pictured the guy in your sig diving around in a guys room looking for earrings, and then getting a cumshot.

NO HOMO

RzaRectum
03-24-2008, 06:20 PM
Some of ya'll say "no homo" too much (these faggots know who they are)
If convicted for the over-use of this word, you will be punished and forced to use this as your signature banner.

http://www.hugeheads.com/images/HelloSailorJames.jpg

^Yes, that is shrap.

The Void
03-24-2008, 06:29 PM
*how long before this thread ends up in the Hall Of Gay Threadz?

VZA
03-24-2008, 06:36 PM
long enough for you to wank off to the picture of the gay sailors.


NO HOMO.