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VZA
03-25-2008, 07:26 PM
Feel free to delete this post once I've had these questions answered...

Who is Shenkie?
Where is he from?
Is he black or white?
Is he really a rapist?
Is he really a pedo?
Is his real name Jasper?

etc. Any additional info on him would be well recieved.

HANZO
03-25-2008, 07:31 PM
his black, and his from egypt currently living in austria.

JASPER
03-25-2008, 07:31 PM
23/m/Haarlem

Wanna play hardcore scrabble with me?

VZA
03-25-2008, 07:34 PM
No, I don't know what that means, presumably it means something to do with you molesting me.

I was just curious as to whether or not you really were a wierd pedo, or if that was just a hilarious act.

Anyway, keep up the shenanigans. Mods feel free to delete this or whatever.

Blackula Spectacula
03-25-2008, 07:34 PM
He's black, and he's from egypt currently living in austria.

Fixed*


Jasper lives in my closet .. I have to feed him virgins but he cleans my place in return so I think it's a good deal.

VZA
03-25-2008, 07:35 PM
Blackula, you're far too quirky for your own good.

STYLE
03-25-2008, 07:36 PM
i have some questions....

when the sacrifice begins :
will you cry?
will you flail your arms and legs then scream out in anger?
will you close your eyes and imagine a safe happy place?
will you beg the Raptor for mercy during a last second plea for repentance?
will the demon that has taken hold of your soul reveal itself?

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews5/aztecsacrifice.jpg

VZA
03-25-2008, 07:38 PM
As much as I'd like to shrug this off and pretend it doesn't bother me because this is an internet forum, I'll be honest, there's only one thing on my mind right now:

WHY THE FUCK DOESNT STYLEMASTER LOVE ME ANYMORE?!

JASPER
03-25-2008, 07:39 PM
Fixed*


Imagine was it would be like if we had sex.

Me: "UHHHH, FUCK YEAH BITCH, YOU TAKE THAT DICK!"

Blackula: "Excuse me, but that's a run-on sentence. Also, is UHHHH a word? I think not. If you'll just hold on one moment, I'll get out one of my dictionaries and show you. And it should be take THIS penile shaft. It's not somebody elses, is it?"

Me: "... I'm not hard anymore."

Blackula: "AWESOME! Wanna play scrabble?"

HANZO
03-25-2008, 07:40 PM
Fixed*

Ok allow fixing my grammar. It's hard for a man of my intelligience to take. You don't see me correcting everyone's knowledge in mathematic's.

1 + 1 = 2

Remember that blackula remember............:tease:

VZA
03-25-2008, 07:40 PM
Yes, but you can be safe in the knowledge that you and her will NEVER HAVE SEX WITH CONSENT.


game, set and match!

Blackula Spectacula
03-25-2008, 07:46 PM
Imagine how it would be like if we had sex?

Me: "UHHHH, FUCK YEAH BITCH, YOU TAKE THAT DICK!"

Blackula: "Excuse me, but that's a run-on sentence. Also, is UHHHH a word? I think not. If you'll just hold on one moment, I'll get out one of my dictionaries and show you. And it should be take THIS penile shaft. It's not somebody elses, is it?"

Me: "... I'm not hard anymore."

Blackula: "AWESOME! Wanna play scrabble?"

>_< fixed


And hahahah @ Scrabble.


Actually, I would think you to be very naughty if you didn't use that proper grammar. Talk dirty to me Jaspy papi ;)

Blackula Spectacula
03-25-2008, 07:47 PM
Yes, but you can be safe in the knowledge that you and her will NEVER HAVE SEX WITH CONSENT.


game, set and match!

lmaooooooooo



He assures me that's only surprise sex.

VZA
03-25-2008, 07:49 PM
It's not rape if you say surprise.

JASPER
03-25-2008, 07:49 PM
>_< fixed


And hahahah @ Scrabble.


Actually, I would think you to be very naughty if you didn't use that proper grammar. Talk dirty to me Jaspy papi ;)I now talk broke english ok. You like? Let us make the love so I make VZA look idiot. I have 18 centimeteres boner. ;)

STYLE
03-25-2008, 07:50 PM
As much as I'd like to shrug this off and pretend it doesn't bother me because this is an internet forum, I'll be honest, there's only one thing on my mind right now:

WHY THE FUCK DOESNT STYLEMASTER LOVE ME ANYMORE?!



the forum gods are angry and we need to offer up a young soul to appease them.

i will always love you V. remember that. tho the time we shared was brief, i will always cherish the moments of our lives that intertwined one another like two vines climbing toward the sun.
please don't hate me for the thing i must do for i do these things out of love.

VZA
03-25-2008, 07:51 PM
what the fuck is happening? are you my dad? what the devil is going on? is this some kind of conspiracy? am i going to find out who killed jfk? im serious stylemaster im shitting my pants here...


except im not being you're being very silly and nobody is giving you any kudos for it. Sorry, it had to be said.

The Hound
03-25-2008, 08:01 PM
fuck i hate n00bs

jasper is god

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:02 PM
fuck i hate n00bs

Some of us do... Some of us don't....

But all of us hate people that use the word.

The Hound
03-25-2008, 08:04 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/NoobSaibotMK.JPG/180px-NoobSaibotMK.JPG

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:06 PM
HIDE!

I'll leave it at that, cos I already used the running away from the thread joke in a different thread, but you get the picture.

The Hound
03-25-2008, 08:22 PM
no i don't get the picture and if i did i wouldn't care

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:24 PM
I'm willing to bet you would. But good response nevertheless... Maybe now I won't harass you with me posh banter.

SKAMPOE
03-25-2008, 08:26 PM
Shenkie Is My Mufucka Mufucka Yoo!

Prolifical ENG
03-26-2008, 08:04 AM
He likes little boys like you. His game is pure psychological and you creating this thread about him out of curiosity is evidence of his seductive techniques.

JASPER
03-26-2008, 09:50 AM
Stop being such a cockblocker, Prof. }:|

VZA
03-26-2008, 11:12 AM
Oh Daaaamn!


Its Oooon! Daaaaaaamn!

002
03-26-2008, 11:49 AM
hahah, I just noticed this thread, lmao.
yes, Vza, Jasper is black.
the rest is pure speculation.

Lizard King
03-26-2008, 12:55 PM
only his dick is white

VZA
03-26-2008, 01:00 PM
from pounding your mother for so long?

Lizard King
03-26-2008, 01:04 PM
yo nerd. you better watch you mouth. 15 year old pussy. you don't even have a dick

VZA
03-26-2008, 01:11 PM
Are you really gonna diss me cos of the year I was born? There's a lot more to take the piss out of then that, so be more imaginative you fucking faggot.

RzaRectum
03-27-2008, 02:38 AM
only his dick is white :slutty:
Ahahaha we're going to steer away from that one..