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STYLE
03-25-2008, 08:27 PM
So we shall begin the sacrifice!!!

http://ccn1.net/POTD/druids.jpg




Bring forth the sacrificial lamb, the scapegoat, VZA.
http://piratenews.org/ritual-child-sacrifice-caught-on-tape.jpg

Let his blood cleanse us of the negative filth that has plagued this forum.
http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/i/mindsiphon/paganpriest.jpg.rZd.118124.jpg






TSA please prepare the sacrificial herbs!
http://www.peopleintown.ca/people/pgillespie/witchdoctor1.jpg



blackula, msrza would you be so kind as to bless this holy altar with the ancient dance of the lotus flower....
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/01/pagan_lead_wideweb__470x313,0.jpg


I now call forth the holy lizard to bear witness to this offering. may that he be pleased and free us from evil.
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9347/img0686ee3.jpg

we must first begin with rep flagellation. All Vets please step forward and negative rep the sacrifice......
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_(1825-1905)_-_The_Flagellation_of_Our_Lord_Jesus_Christ_(1880). jpg/419px-William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_(1825-1905)_-_The_Flagellation_of_Our_Lord_Jesus_Christ_(1880). jpg

WARPATH
03-25-2008, 08:28 PM
All hail the holy raptor!

http://www.blogphilo.com/wikiwrit/images/1/1a/Raptorjesus.png

HANZO
03-25-2008, 08:30 PM
i need my axe.

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:33 PM
Oh what the fuck... That's pretty gay... Why me?

SKAMPOE
03-25-2008, 08:34 PM
i need my axe.

I HAZ A CRAYON!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q83/VanessaManic/5.jpg

TAURO
03-25-2008, 08:35 PM
Oh what the fuck... That's pretty gay... Why me?

Because 300 of your posts are in gen chat alone and you've been here less than two months.

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:35 PM
I worry about skampoe. I feared the constant crayon torment from TSA may get to him eventually, but I didn't think the fat shit would ever take it this far.

HANZO
03-25-2008, 08:36 PM
a crayon will also work.

The Hound
03-25-2008, 08:37 PM
Because 300 of your posts are in gen chat alone and you've been here less than two months.

ever notived how every second post is by him

and how almost half of the last posts in the gen chat forum are from him

damn. log off someday man

SKAMPOE
03-25-2008, 08:37 PM
I'LL PUT UP THIS VIRGIN FOR DA RITUALS N SHIT





http://spaceghetto.org/serendipity/uploads/027.JPG



























VZA SPEAKS IN TOUNGUES WHEN HAN EJACUNUTS IN HIS ASS

TAURO
03-25-2008, 08:38 PM
ever notived how every second post is by him

and how almost half of the last posts in the gen chat forum are from him

damn. log off someday man

Yes I did notice that, he has replaced Pimptastic.

SKAMPOE
03-25-2008, 08:39 PM
LMAO @ EJACU NUT!


http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/8/3/8399b9f057df80fa1bc33b685d1aed69.jpg

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:39 PM
I'LL PUT UP THIS VIRGIN FOR DA RITUALS N SHIT





http://spaceghetto.org/serendipity/uploads/027.JPG










you're one of the few people on here that regular makes me laugh out loud. I rarely laugh out loud at something I see online, so well done, keep it up you dumb prick.

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:40 PM
Yes I did notice that, he has replaced Pimptastic.

tbh, I'm honoured to replace someone called pimptastic. None of you guys are upsetting me, and the only time rep points bother me is when they're positive. I don't really pay attention to fools sending me bad rep because they cant take a joke.

Visionz
03-25-2008, 08:40 PM
Stabbing people with crayons? why not
http://astrochimp.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/spidey_crayon.jpg

TAURO
03-25-2008, 08:42 PM
tbh, I'm honoured to replace someone called pimptastic. None of you guys are upsetting me, and the only time rep points bother me is when they're positive. I don't really pay attention to fools sending me bad rep because they cant take a joke.

It's like nearly 2 in the morning, tommorows a school day. Log off and go to sleep.

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:44 PM
I don't have school tomorrow, consultation days. I'm here with all of you arse bandits for at least another 20 minutes.

WARPATH
03-25-2008, 08:44 PM
I have made the first incision.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/760/myspacepicdj7.jpg


All Hail the Holy Raptor!







http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/raptor-jesus.thumbnail.jpg

HANZO
03-25-2008, 08:45 PM
It's like nearly 2 in the morning, tommorows a school day. Log off and go to sleep.

easter holidays man..

STYLE
03-25-2008, 08:45 PM
so the sacrificial lamb has has accepted his fate. he has come without incident.

only after he has felt the sting of every negative rep point possible will his flesh be acceptable to the lizard.

http://www.wga.hu/art/b/botticel/6nastagi/nastag3.jpg

HANZO
03-25-2008, 08:46 PM
**HAN plays sacrificial drums**

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:47 PM
wait, so you're giving me negrep, and then you're going to accept my flesh? This is fucking horrible, what happens after? Do I get some kind of cool power? Do I get to rep people? PLEEEEEEAAAAASSEEEEE!

TAURO
03-25-2008, 08:47 PM
easter holidays man..

Easter is over.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-25-2008, 08:48 PM
yes, this guy needs a temporary burial, and then maybe a reincarnation once he cools off.

there are a few options:

http://www.moma.org/exhibitions/2006/Manet/images/details/detail_manet_february7.jpg

virgin knee torture is my preference

http://www.erbzine.com/mag11/1918Opar.jpg

or he can do the job himself

http://www.wehavedecidednottodie.com/images/ritual3.jpg

unfortunately there are no pure women on this site, which may halt proceedings.

charlejones can always be used as a last resort.

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:50 PM
wait wait wait, am I going to get banned after all this shite? Thats gay...

SKAMPOE
03-25-2008, 08:50 PM
http://i32.tinypic.com/2l1flc.gif

WARPATH
03-25-2008, 08:52 PM
wait, so you're giving me negrep, and then you're going to accept my flesh? This is fucking horrible, what happens after? Do I get some kind of cool power? Do I get to rep people? PLEEEEEEAAAAASSEEEEE!

You go down in history as the Vatican's bitch.

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/sacrifice.jpg

VZA
03-25-2008, 08:54 PM
quit with these fucking weird pictures...

TAURO
03-25-2008, 08:54 PM
wait wait wait, am I going to get banned after all this shite? Thats gay...

You're not going to get banned, but you post far too much in the general populace..........



































































http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l175/Tauro02/krs-one.jpg

YOU MUST LEARN

Longbongcilvaringz
03-25-2008, 08:54 PM
wait wait wait, am I going to get banned after all this shite? Thats gay...

give me one good reason why i shouldnt ban you.

either a past post or something on the spot.

it better be good though.

anyway, it wont be a perma ban, maybe only a few months.

WARPATH
03-25-2008, 08:55 PM
VZA (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=60500) http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_online.gif
Posh Spazz

Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: England
Age: 15
Posts: 483
Rep Power: 0 http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/misc/im_msn.gif (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/private.php?do=showpm&pmid=113440#)

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif Re: ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by CS
Quote:
Originally Posted by VZA
I dont have smash bros you silly nerd.

HA HA, EVEN MORE REASON TO GIVE YOU NEG REP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BUY SMASH BROS AND MAYBE I'LL TAKE IT BACK!

I don't even play/own a games console. I'm not spending ús of my hard earned cash to remove a weird blemish on a weird point system most likely devised by some tubby nerd. I don't care that much.

Go and slap yourself silly, and then apologise.

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http://benippon.com/shop/i/4877244123.jpg

STYLE
03-25-2008, 08:55 PM
. None of you guys are upsetting me, and the only time rep points bother me is when they're positive. I don't really pay attention to fools sending me bad rep because they cant take a joke.

ahh yes.... the prince of lies has turned this child into his vessel.
Hi, kinda a tard on these forums, so I didn't know what the whole rep thing was about, anyway, saw you gave me 2! So cheers! I will return the favour if I see fit.

you can't rep (only vatican gods can) . but you can thank me by keeping up the good work.

Nice one. How does one go about becoming a Vatican God?


out foul demon !!!!!remove your talons from this child's flesh so that he may make a proper sacrifice to the Raptor!!!!!

TAURO
03-25-2008, 08:58 PM
ahh yes.... the prince of lies has turned this child into his vessel.



out foul demon !!!!!remove your talons from this child's flesh so that he may make a proper sacrifice to the Raptor!!!!!

I believe the proverbial word is......















































OWNED

STYLE
03-25-2008, 08:59 PM
oh shit!!!
*removes ritual mask looks at watch*

I got a TV show to do!!!!!

VZA
03-25-2008, 09:01 PM
That's not hypocritical at all, I admitted that I love getting positive rep, I just said bad rep doesn't particularly bother me.

And Pat, here's your reason, I'll prolly still get banned, but this is the only mildly useful or meritable post I remember making:
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=51497

VZA
03-25-2008, 09:02 PM
yo for real why him? Hes pretty cool to me, I mean he does go to the graphic corner and post there... he did help me with my question after all!

Yeah, cheers, another reason why pat bateman shouldnt ban me.

Dokuro
03-25-2008, 09:06 PM
you know i am so agenst this sacrifice
















i have sharp here in my basment and iv bee preparing him for Seteh for about a month now and you chage it to VZA thats fucked up god damn it poeple my little brothers hungry and i dont thig VZA scrony ass is gona satisfy.... (no homo) but hay what do i know your the one whos gota face him

WARPATH
03-25-2008, 09:06 PM
yo for real why him? Hes pretty cool to me, I mean he does go to the graphic corner and post there... he did help me with my question after all!

Sacrifices must be made my to appease our God my Queen.

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/300W/fs5.deviantart.com/i/2005/002/9/d/Egyptian_queen_of_Nile_by_Nefertiti1.jpg


So it is said in the Wu-tang Scriptures.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://homepage.mac.com/rmansfield/thislamp/files/page0_blog_entry37_1.jpg&usg=AFQjCNESVAjceeFRm2YNa-60rkrGiS70iQ

VZA
03-25-2008, 09:08 PM
Can't we just all do a weird dance and throw pig guts about for a bit instead?

WARPATH
03-25-2008, 09:10 PM
Can't we just all do a weird dance and throw pig guts about for a bit instead?

http://www.leafpile.com/TravelLog/Romania/Farming/Slaughter/Pig/Prepare%20Pig/Interior.jpg

Only, it is your guts we will offer to our holy deity!

Longbongcilvaringz
03-25-2008, 09:11 PM
That's not hypocritical at all, I admitted that I love getting positive rep, I just said bad rep doesn't particularly bother me.

And Pat, here's your reason, I'll prolly still get banned, but this is the only mildly useful or meritable post I remember making:
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=51497

ok, well thanks for bringing that to my attention.

ill consider the ban and its duration over the next 24 hours and get back to you via pm tmr.

ill close this thread also.

peace

WARPATH
03-25-2008, 09:13 PM
Yeah But Dont Fuck Up His Rep, I Mean Damn I Gave Him Good Rep For Helping Me Out On Something With Photoshop, Cant Yall Sacrifice Someone Else...
Who Is Calling The Shots...????
Dont Tell Me Styles Became The "queen" Of The Corp Out Of Nowhere?

http://www.zaymyname.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/witch-hunt.jpg

TAURO
03-25-2008, 09:15 PM
Yeah But Dont Fuck Up His Rep, I Mean Damn I Gave Him Good Rep For Helping Me Out On Something With Photoshop, Cant Yall Sacrifice Someone Else...
Who Is Calling The Shots...????

You're more beautiful when you get all motherly. :f

SKAMPOE
03-25-2008, 09:17 PM
HELLO



http://i28.tinypic.com/96x1j5.gif

HANZO
03-25-2008, 09:41 PM
can we continue with the sacrifice even though mrsrza objects.

**checks elder vatican scrolls for answers**

WARPATH
03-25-2008, 09:46 PM
SHHHHHHHHHH! Quiet while the Shaman speaks:

http://www.firstpeople.us/pictures/challenger/JD-Challenger-Wisdom-Of-The-Shaman.jpg

I have convened with the Queen in private. We may continue with the sacrifice. Although the Queen detests the sight of blood, our god must be appeased. So it is written.

VZA
03-25-2008, 09:48 PM
and I thought I was the biggest dweeb here.

SKAMPOE
03-25-2008, 09:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

THERES LOTS

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8616/41qu3.jpg

WARPATH
03-25-2008, 09:50 PM
and I thought I was the biggest dweeb here.

You are. So it is written.

http://www.bjgag.com/gag-on-my-cock/images/gag-on-my-cock-bitch.jpg

VZA
03-25-2008, 10:05 PM
shit website, you have to pay.

AcidPhosphate69
03-25-2008, 10:13 PM
Don't you guys have like...jobs or some shit?

HANZO
03-25-2008, 10:17 PM
Don't you guys have like...jobs or some shit?

dnt you kno, every vatican member is a millionaire. rza gave us his checks. we dnt need to work.

STYLE
03-25-2008, 10:17 PM
Who Is Calling The Shots...????
Dont Tell Me Styles Became The "queen" Of The Corp Out Of Nowhere?

oh my queen please release my heart from thine icy grip. thou dost slain my soul with thine sharpest of tongue. we only wish to cleanse thy kingdom, as vermin hath beseech'd thine throne like a pack of hounds on a bloody fox.

yes i, master style, your noble and humble servant hath summoned the council in holy ritual.

now please your majesty be reasonable, this peasant is not fit to hold the hem of you garment. but if it pleases thee i shall release him. but i cannot garantee his safety once he hath left the temple.

he is mortally wounded and the wild beasts howl in the distance. their thirst for blood hath not been quenched in a fortnight.

Dokuro
03-25-2008, 10:18 PM
i mean who do you think the sacrifice is for ed know the sacrifice to apease me the god of Desolation i was the one to leve rome in ruin it was i that sunk atlantis and i shall do it to atlanta ok guy i acsept your sacrafice it will please me

watch it kidd the price for those who challange the gods is a enternaty of suffering

I'm probably better 'thin' you at most things.

.....

STYLE
03-25-2008, 10:18 PM
Don't you guys have like...jobs or some shit?

dnt you kno, every vatican member is a millionaire. rza gave us his checks. we dnt need to work.

duh?

Dokuro
03-25-2008, 10:21 PM
im a land develiper in five years ill be making a profit to ;$Smug Alert!

V4D3R
03-25-2008, 11:10 PM
What is thy biddin thy mas...errr. Fuck off.

V4D3R
03-25-2008, 11:12 PM
I had to let that out because the first thought coming out of my mind was to come and see some guts.

But I dont know who this VZA is. And why do I always picture young pubescent boys from England lookin and sounding like that Pip in Southpark?

STYLE
03-25-2008, 11:15 PM
I had to let that out because the first thought coming out of my mind was to come and see some guts.

But I dont know who this VZA is. And why do I always picture young pubescent boys from England lookin and sounding like that Pip in Southpark?

because they do.

anyway just take this cat-o-nine tails and neg rep him across the back. then you can go about ur bizness.

TSA
03-25-2008, 11:30 PM
and points keep rackin up

V4D3R
03-25-2008, 11:55 PM
because they do.

anyway just take this cat-o-nine tails and neg rep him across the back. then you can go about ur bizness.
I still have no idea how I can affect the rep....

Visionz
03-25-2008, 11:58 PM
^hit that % sign there in the top right of every post,

Robert
03-26-2008, 08:14 AM
Ban him Pat! BAN HIM! ;)

begongo
03-26-2008, 08:17 AM
I'm sorry for missing all this

Vhere is ze blood?

tekunique
03-26-2008, 08:37 AM
http://www.firstshowing.net/img/therewillbeblood-poster.jpg

Durag
03-26-2008, 08:56 AM
Yeah damn, some of the best threads happen in the evening/night time, and im only here during the day. Anyways i dont really know who VZA is, ive seen posts by him but never really passed much heed.

Fuck it though, bring the sacrifice!

VZA
03-26-2008, 11:14 AM
But I dont know who this VZA is. And why do I always picture young pubescent boys from England lookin and sounding like that Pip in Southpark?

Because you are fucking sick.

DJMethods
03-26-2008, 11:26 AM
I came reading this thread

begongo
03-26-2008, 12:50 PM
for the sake of wucorp, are we lynching scrappy doo or not?

STYLE
03-26-2008, 02:00 PM
We have cleansed the flesh now we must cleanse the soul.

Holy Raptor Please bear witness to this ritual so that ye may be pleased and accept this soul we offer to you for consumption!
http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/i/mindsiphon/paganpriest.jpg.rZd.118124.jpg


Bring The Lamb Down To the Dungeon!!!!!!



Welcome to the Torture Chamber!!!
http://www.roussimoff.com/Photo%20Gallery%202/SHADOWS%20STILL-%20Nightmare%20Executioner.jpg
where your worst nightmares will now be realized.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/Diverse_torture_instruments.jpg


Let me introduce you to your new friends, as you will be becoming very intimate in a moment.

the wheel
http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/4785-13.jpg

strappado
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Strappado.jpg

the ducking stool
http://www.wpclipart.com/American_History/ducking_stool.png

hot irons
http://docs.law.gwu.edu/facweb/dclarke/public/punishments/Hot%20Iron%20Torture.jpg

the rack
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q284/bobhiggins/TortureRack.jpg

the scavenger's daughter
http://gallery.nen.gov.uk/gallery_images/0708/0000/0384/100_9245b_mid.jpg

the iron maiden
http://www.bjwinslow.com/albums/album22/iron_maiden_1_200.sized.jpg

The Garotte
http://ninac.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/bighavana.jpg


you will pray for death (banning) but it will not come.
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/drawn_quartered.jpg




now let us begin the cleansing the soul by humiliating the lamb.




VZA you are from a west end town with dead end walls, where east end boys are west end girls. you fucking prepubescent faggot. i bet you beat your meat to my pics. stop pming me trying to be my friend. i have a son already. you should spend your time trying to find your real dad instead of trying to get me to be him.



"are you looking for a father figure?/
i ain't yo father nigger/
all the nuts i bust i made ur momma swallow nigger/
her chin to her tits, i made a waterfall to river/
then shot it on her ass now she's a siverback gorilla/"

-stylemaster

VZA
03-26-2008, 02:11 PM
are you looking for a way to vent your frustration?
maybe you should try masturbation?
stop all this father shit, its getting gay,
if you were my dad i'd call childline on your ass everyday.
Quit getting attention with your shit mum jokes,
when we all know, the only action you're getting is from blokes.

I don't pride myself on my lyrical abilities, but I figured I'd respond to shit rapping with equally shit rapping.

STYLE
03-26-2008, 02:15 PM
We have cleansed the flesh now we must cleanse the soul.

Holy Raptor Please bear witness to this ritual so that ye may be pleased and accept this soul we offer to you for consumption!
http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/i/mindsiphon/paganpriest.jpg.rZd.118124.jpg


Bring The Lamb Down To the Dungeon!!!!!!



Welcome to the Torture Chamber!!!
http://www.roussimoff.com/Photo%20Gallery%202/SHADOWS%20STILL-%20Nightmare%20Executioner.jpg
where your worst nightmares will now be realized.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/Diverse_torture_instruments.jpg


Let me introduce you to your new friends, as you will be becoming very intimate in a moment.

the wheel
http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/4785-13.jpg

strappado
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Strappado.jpg

the ducking stool
http://www.wpclipart.com/American_History/ducking_stool.png

hot irons
http://docs.law.gwu.edu/facweb/dclarke/public/punishments/Hot%20Iron%20Torture.jpg

the rack
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q284/bobhiggins/TortureRack.jpg

the scavenger's daughter
http://gallery.nen.gov.uk/gallery_images/0708/0000/0384/100_9245b_mid.jpg

the iron maiden
http://www.bjwinslow.com/albums/album22/iron_maiden_1_200.sized.jpg

The Garotte
http://ninac.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/bighavana.jpg


you will pray for death (banning) but it will not come.
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/drawn_quartered.jpg




now let us begin the cleansing the soul by humiliating the lamb.




VZA you are from a west end town with dead end walls, where east end boys are west end girls. you fucking prepubescent faggot. i bet you beat your meat to my pics. stop pming me trying to be my friend. i have a son already. you should spend your time trying to find your real dad instead of trying to get me to be him.



"are you looking for a father figure?/
i ain't yo father nigger/
all the nuts i bust i made ur momma swallow nigger/
her chin to her tits, i made a waterfall to river/
then shot it on her ass now she's a siverback gorilla/"

-stylemaster

:(

MsRzaRecTaH
03-26-2008, 02:20 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/chancellor_llama/angry.gif