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VZA
03-26-2008, 02:20 PM
I've only had one proper job before, in a restaurant, and it was crap work, crap pay, crap boss, and just generally crap.

What are the best and worst jobs you guys have ever had?

Remember to keep all illegal activities to yourself, I don't want to hear about some private schoolboys time as a 'drug dealer', or whatever, just proper jobs.

SKAMPOE
03-26-2008, 02:22 PM
http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/2787/fail2it9.jpg



go home

STYLE
03-26-2008, 02:51 PM
when i was 18 i took a temp job lifting and stacking steel i beams as they came off the cutter. mind you i was a buck 0 5 at the time. i quit on day 3.

best job is the one i have now. which is doing whatever the fuck i want.

VZA
03-26-2008, 02:52 PM
where can I get one of these do whatever the fuck I want jobs?

SKAMPOE
03-26-2008, 02:55 PM
Go See Tsa He'll Put U On!

VZA
03-26-2008, 03:01 PM
no its all good, I just realised, my 'do whatever the fuck I want' job would be fucking your mother, and I already got that job.

Pay is good too.

SKAMPOE
03-26-2008, 03:31 PM
wigga ur 15 ur balls aint even dropped fully yet,

VZA
03-26-2008, 03:39 PM
gahaha, firstly I'm not a wigga, and secondly, had your balls not dropped at 15?

HarlemDiplomat
03-26-2008, 03:43 PM
I've yet to have a job I wanted or liked.

All the jobs I had so far were just to get some quick money sadly...

I'm still looking for that career. Until then, I blame it on the economy, not because I fully believe this country is going broke but because I can't take responsibility for my own actions because I don't want to.

HANZO
03-26-2008, 04:08 PM
i have never had a bad job, my first job was working at mercedes cleaning the cars. now i do some volunteering work, i teach kids maths at a mosque on saturdays.

gahaha, firstly I'm not a wigga, and secondly, had your balls not dropped at 15?

i was shaving at 15.

RzaRectum
03-26-2008, 04:13 PM
Yea, I was shaving my balls at age 15 too :yes:

VZA
03-26-2008, 04:13 PM
that's lovely, I think we all are/were except skampoe.

Lizard King
03-26-2008, 04:23 PM
wigga ur 15 ur balls aint even dropped fully yet,

hahaha...skampoe owns everybody tonite

VZA
03-26-2008, 04:24 PM
your opinion holds no relevance on these boards lizard. It's fairly obvious skampoe doesn't own anybody 'tonite'

TAURO
03-26-2008, 04:56 PM
i was shaving at 15.

15?....you know for a turk that kind of makes you a late bloomer, I know dudes that were shaving at 13.

Storm
03-26-2008, 05:01 PM
Was doing stocking at Sears Essential. I had go in at 4 am, when I was first hired, I thought I would love it but ended up hating it. The job itself was easy but going to sleep at 9 pm and getting up at 3 was a bitch. I did by 60 days though so I hung in.

STYLE
03-26-2008, 05:09 PM
where can I get one of these do whatever the fuck I want jobs?

start ur own biz. then after 8 years of hard work its smooth sailing. ATM i come up with ideas pitch them to investors then hire a team to do the heavy lifting.

HANZO
03-26-2008, 05:40 PM
15?....you know for a turk that kind of makes you a late bloomer, I know dudes that were shaving at 13.

well i didnt start at 15. i meant i was fully shaving. had the goatee and everything. i remember my moustache popping out when i was 10. i had testosterone pumping through me like crazy when i was 8.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-26-2008, 06:59 PM
Pimp..Best job evah

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