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STYLE
03-26-2008, 06:58 PM
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Last time on maury.....
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10 years after that horrible revelation, VZA and family scours the globe looking for the daddy of 15 year old, VZA.

last year their search brought them to egypt.


VZA, family and friends host a surprise "welcome to the family" party for an Egyptian waiter who they thought was his Dad.

inflated condoms fell from the ceiling to symbolize the busted rubber.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/VZA2.jpg



when the moment of truth came VZA was sadly rejected.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/VZA4.jpg

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q104/midvalley9/not_the_father.gif


deflated as the condom in his mouth, VZA realized it's back to searching the phonebook.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/VZA1.jpg




now we are back with stylemaster, world renowned Atlanta designer and entrepreneur .
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/nascar_trap.jpg

the rumors have been flying. now the finger points to you as being the father of this young man. the wit, the artistic ability, you can't deny the possiblity.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/maury_povich_1995.jpg


thats really funny maury. i'm 532% sure that is not my child.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/gsmile.jpg

look at the pain this kid is going thru. he really wants to find his dad.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/hurt.jpg

look at this S on my chest maury, does that kid look like he coulda swam outta my nutsack. i got a long ass dick. this weak looking bastard looks like he woulda gave up swimming after the 6th inch. but if i am the father i'll handle my bizness.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/l_d27ae9d758b3b50171a036f1014c2def.jpg

you're 532% sure huh? well the results are in!
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/maurypovich.jpg

























.......stylemaster......you.....
http://bryan-brown.com/dtenoms05/images/_DSC5931_lr.jpg





ARE the father









http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/Photo103-1-1.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/Photo110-1.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/Photo107-1.jpg

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
03-26-2008, 07:00 PM
Hahahaha

shinobi4227
03-26-2008, 07:07 PM
lol, yo VZA it's time for you to reunite with your long lost father the stylemaster.

STYLE
03-26-2008, 07:08 PM
next time on maury.....
Saq Ichi makes his decision on Maury's Shemale Bachelorette contest.
http://www.clubluxor.com/EricaGallery/maury6.jpg

will it be Ericka?
http://www.ladyboyplanet.com/uploaded_images/Nat-1.jpg


Georgina?
http://buenosaires.queercity.info/bLOG/uploaded_images/rosedaltv-783589.jpg

or

Andrea?
http://www.slrobertson.com/images/usa/georgia/savannah/clubone/drag-queen-1-b.jpg

STYLE
03-26-2008, 07:11 PM
lol, yo VZA it's time for you to reunite with your long lost father the stylemaster.


http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/2902224.jpg

shinobi4227
03-26-2008, 07:16 PM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/2902224.jpg

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Exactomondo!

JASPER
03-26-2008, 07:53 PM
http://i8.tinypic.com/8fxrdbk.gif

Bg_Knocc_Out
03-26-2008, 09:38 PM
I almost shit my pants looking at this thread......

SKAMPOE
03-26-2008, 09:40 PM
wow lmao

TSA
03-26-2008, 09:42 PM
L:hooray:L

Longbongcilvaringz
03-26-2008, 10:11 PM
haha

RADIOACTIVE MAN
03-26-2008, 10:14 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
-dead-

SickT
03-27-2008, 01:19 AM
ahahahaaa

11th Chamber
03-27-2008, 01:34 AM
hahaahahahaa

begongo
03-27-2008, 08:18 AM
http://skepticalcommunity.com/phpbb2/uploads/fatality.jpg

King Tron 1
03-27-2008, 08:59 AM
Holy Shit!

JerseyIronman
03-27-2008, 09:13 AM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/nascar_trap.jpg

is this Stylemaster or Snoop dogg? i really cant tell

STYLE
03-27-2008, 09:37 AM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/nascar_trap.jpg

is this Stylemaster or Snoop dogg? i really cant tell


funny story,
i was in the club district a couple of summers ago, and this group of 7 white girls were like
"OH MY GAWD!!!! IT'S SNOOP DOGG!!!!" they all are drunk an shit. they are snappin flicks hugging me an shit.

"are you really snoop dogg?"

"fa shizzle bizzles"

then they all let out a TRL scream..."AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

people are starting to crowd around and look to see who i am supposed to be. if i can find the pic i'll scan it and post.

King Tron 1
03-27-2008, 09:52 AM
The Capital S oh yes i'm fresh N-Double-O-P, why D-O-Double-G-Y Double-G ya see.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
03-27-2008, 09:57 AM
funny story,
i was in the club district a couple of summers ago, and this group of 7 white girls were like
"OH MY GAWD!!!! IT'S SNOOP DOGG!!!!" they all are drunk an shit. they are snappin flicks hugging me an shit.

"are you really snoop dogg?"

"fa shizzle bizzles"

then they all let out a TRL scream..."AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

people are starting to crowd around and look to see who i am supposed to be. if i can find the pic i'll scan it and post.

haha good shit
groupie love for free:b

The Hound
03-27-2008, 10:10 AM
do a graveyard shifter and colombian mami DNA test ... incest doesn't phaze you does it gravey ?? :tease: :b

VZA
03-27-2008, 12:49 PM
hahahahaha I love the effort you put into this stuff, DAD.

STYLE
03-27-2008, 12:54 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AGF/6879~Father-and-Son-Golfer-Posters.jpg

now we just gotta get you away from these bad influences....its killing your motherhttp://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/msrzaavy.jpg

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/war/18886817a7044448808l.jpg

VZA
03-27-2008, 12:56 PM
Yeah you're funny, you figured out how to use social networking and got a load of pictures of me. I'm sure if your mother knew what you did all day it would kill her.

Oh well, it's a forum, there's no lines, and if there were you would cross them, shit happens, I'm not too fussed, you got some pictures of me, well done, it was an imaginative(although possibly a bit OTT) post.

Supreme-NRT
03-27-2008, 01:01 PM
One less crack-whore gettin cream of the welfare check, thanks to Style accepting his fatherly duties *applauds while a single tear of joy rolls down the face*

STYLE
03-27-2008, 01:20 PM
Yeah you're funny, you figured out how to use social networking and got a load of pictures of me. I'm sure if your mother knew what you did all day it would kill her.

Oh well, it's a forum, there's no lines, and if there were you would cross them, shit happens, I'm not too fussed, you got some pictures of me, well done, it was an imaginative(although possibly a bit OTT) post.

come now son, i though we agreed we would put all the bad memories behind us and move forward?
now come here and give dad a hug.
http://www.linnealenkus.com/image/familyLLS11.jpg
i know.......i know......it's tough.......there there...... there there......



OTT? son i'm trying to teach you what it takes to get to the top. i've got a supersuit with a V on the chest, waiting for u. but you have tp show me you are responsible enuff to wear it.

with great power comes great respnsiblity.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/superstyle3.jpg

VZA
03-27-2008, 01:23 PM
how exactly do i show im responsible? ignore your silly threads with pictures of me in?

respond to my pm, stop posting shit here to show off.

JerseyIronman
03-27-2008, 01:25 PM
funny story,
i was in the club district a couple of summers ago, and this group of 7 white girls were like
"OH MY GAWD!!!! IT'S SNOOP DOGG!!!!" they all are drunk an shit. they are snappin flicks hugging me an shit.

"are you really snoop dogg?"

"fa shizzle bizzles"

then they all let out a TRL scream..."AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

people are starting to crowd around and look to see who i am supposed to be. if i can find the pic i'll scan it and post.

haha that is fucking hilarious, dumb broads

.hahahahaha I love the effort you put into this stuff, DAD.

lol

2L8Lit da croatianMC
03-27-2008, 01:47 PM
hahahahaha I love the effort you put into this stuff, DAD.

u betta love it cuz u got burryed, and frontin doesn't help either, kiddo!!! what!!!

VZA
03-27-2008, 01:49 PM
u betta love it cuz u got burryed, and frontin doesn't help either, kiddo!!! what!!!

you're the one fronting you fucking croat, stop talking like a gangster.

STYLE
03-27-2008, 01:53 PM
now everybody.....
this is my son we are talking about. lets not be too hard on him.
i just wanted to teach him a lesson about respecting his elders.

VZA you have a lot of potential and i see a bright future here. i am proud to call you my son.

think of it, Vader and Luke.......
but you need to understand that if you live by the sword you die by the sword.

so stand up.... dust urself off.....ohhh u got a booboo?..... come here..... muah.....now go play.

King Tron 1
03-27-2008, 01:55 PM
Hey Vza, you got the cool parents.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
03-27-2008, 02:02 PM
do a graveyard shifter and colombian mami DNA test ... incest doesn't phaze you does it gravey ?? :tease: :b

haha great idea,she is m ost def not my daughter.prays!

2L8Lit da croatianMC
03-27-2008, 02:05 PM
you're the one fronting you fucking croat, stop talking like a gangster.


i front only to bitches, plus i dont act like one. and i dont spread the negative vibe punk!
just to kids like u haha...

STYLE
03-27-2008, 02:06 PM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/333.jpg

VZA
03-27-2008, 03:44 PM
that hairstyle really suits me. I'm serious, that's slimming as fuck, I'm gonna try that.

2L8Lit da croatianMC
03-27-2008, 03:48 PM
that hairstyle really suits me. I'm serious, that's slimming as fuck, I'm gonna try that.

try it, but do u got the dough fo tha costume???

VZA
03-27-2008, 03:50 PM
No, I'll probably have to get a job. Maybe I could come to Croatia and teach you some proper English?

HANZO
03-27-2008, 06:29 PM
hahaha this shit is classic. im sure the great question here is if vza will follow in the footsteps of style.

shinobi4227
03-27-2008, 07:48 PM
hahaha this shit is classic. im sure the great question here is if vza will follow in the footsteps of style.

He probably will, he probably will.