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Durag
03-27-2008, 10:17 AM
So yer sitting in a friends house drinkin, its pretty late, your all fairly drunk, and its just you and your best friend still up. Now you've known him all your life, ye've done everyting together and youd die for each other.

So everythings going ok, just talking some retarted drunk shit, and he gently puts his hand on your leg near your crotch. Your in the middle of talkin, and he puts his finger genlty on your lip as if you to say 'shhhhh', like i imagine fags do.

He turns around to you and says:

'Ive known you all my life, and your my best friend, but latley my feelings for you have become stronger. I want you more than just a friend. I think ur a sexy prick, and i want to make love with you. Wer such good friends, and i think we'd make a great couple. Do you feel the same way"

What do you do?

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NO HOMO

King Tron 1
03-27-2008, 10:19 AM
Is this another one of your dreams?

DJMethods
03-27-2008, 10:20 AM
hahahahaahahahahaha Durag

I thank god I'm able to suck my own dick and kick him out

Blackula Spectacula
03-27-2008, 10:20 AM
did this happen to you Durag? haha

Durag
03-27-2008, 10:22 AM
Peep the poll peoples

Blackula Spectacula
03-27-2008, 10:23 AM
hahahahaahahahahaha Durag

I thank god I'm able to suck my own dick and kick him out

lmao

Durag
03-27-2008, 10:23 AM
did this happen to you Durag? haha

Nope, although theres a guy in my outer circle of friends that has had us puzzled for quite a few years. I never asked him, i dont want to know the answer

Blackula Spectacula
03-27-2008, 10:26 AM
I would tell him "No, but I sure do feel that way about your sister"

SikoCeLL
03-27-2008, 10:27 AM
Jokes.

The Hound
03-27-2008, 10:27 AM
punch him in the face ... walk out ... probably few days later have a chat with him and tell him im not gay so dont try that again but we're still mates ... wouldnt tell anyone

LOL few closet fags up in here

6 Chambaz
03-27-2008, 10:29 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

But if that ever happened to me, I'd semi-smack him tell him that he's mad drunk and if he ain't a flaming homo, he'll snap out of it

Durag
03-27-2008, 10:30 AM
I see the 'say nothing but secretly go home and have a wank' option is winning. Only on the corp. Haha.

Damn, shoulda made this shit public

The Hound
03-27-2008, 10:31 AM
if you made it public it would be 84 votes of "kick the living shit out of him"

DJMethods
03-27-2008, 10:35 AM
I voted the wank option.

I'd just want to wank

Durag
03-27-2008, 10:35 AM
if you made it public it would be 84 votes of "kick the living shit out of him"


^^Yeah fuck it. Btw love that quote from Tek in your sig. Ive never heard anything more stupid in my whole life

Durag
03-27-2008, 10:37 AM
I voted the wank option.

I'd just want to wank

Knew it.

I like wanking too.

Can we be friends?

DJMethods
03-27-2008, 10:39 AM
Knew it.

I like wanking too.

Can we be friends?

Then I'd need to change my vote because it's not secret.

Tyler Durden
03-27-2008, 10:39 AM
Where do you come up with this?
You've got some imagination on you Mr. Durag.
Gotta say I'd give the guy a backhand then tell him to leave, then wait for his morning after apologies.
After a while I'll probably forgive the gay ass motherfucker but never mention it again.
What would you do Durag?

Durag
03-27-2008, 10:45 AM
Where do you come up with this?
You've got some imagination on you Mr. Durag.
Gotta say I'd give the guy a backhand then tell him to leave, then wait for his morning after apologies.
After a while I'll probably forgive the gay ass motherfucker but never mention it again.
What would you do Durag?

Go home and have a wank

Ahno, hnoestly if i was in that situation, which i hope to fuck im not, i think id tell him to shut the fuck up and cop on. Id prolly fuck the head of him, but i dont think id hit him.

begongo
03-27-2008, 10:54 AM
I'd be so eager I'd probably wank on my way home

P.S.: no homo

STYLE
03-27-2008, 11:04 AM
i think id tell him to shut the fuck up and cop on. Id prolly fuck the head of him, but i dont think id hit him.

i have no idea what the fuck this means.


cop on= continue?

fuck the head= gag him with ur dick?

Durag
03-27-2008, 11:07 AM
Sadly, no

Cop on = get a grip, or something

Fuck the head off = emm, shout abuse at him, threaten him, slag him off etc

The Hound
03-27-2008, 11:08 AM
wu tang corp is really a gathering of perverts and masturbaters

Durag
03-27-2008, 12:26 PM
wu tang corp is really a gathering of perverts and masturbaters

Yep. Quite a number of topics revolve around being a pervert of masterbating, and if they dont, it doesnt take long before the subject matter is changed to that

DUMBO
03-27-2008, 02:49 PM
why is there no option for "let him suck your dick and then beat him up for doing it"

TAURO
03-27-2008, 04:07 PM
Im not being funny, but if the muthafucka pull that shit with me?......this would be in his future.















































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Sgt Holly Wood
03-27-2008, 04:09 PM
id prolly ignore him, dude is prolly wasted outta his mind

but if he grabs the monster, ima certainly punch the lil fag

i dont play that shit.. plus ive heard muthafuckas always act how they truly are when their drunk n shit, so nah id also shit on him for being a fag the next day or something

TAURO
03-27-2008, 04:13 PM
id prolly ignore him, dude is prolly wasted outta his mind

but if he grabs the monster, ima certainly punch the lil fag

i dont play that shit.. plus ive heard muthafuckas always act how they truly are when their drunk n shit, so nah id also shit on him for being a fag the next day or something

I don't care how fucking drunk you are, if people play that shit, they're gay. You can tell when someone is playing or not, and since this thread is going on the assumption that the shit is genuine, then my only response would be one of anger.

VZA
03-27-2008, 04:46 PM
Im not being funny, but if the muthafucka pull that shit with me?......this would be in his future.















































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Presumably you see yourself being hit on by gangly arab kids?

Durag
03-28-2008, 05:19 AM
Im not being funny, but if the muthafucka pull that shit with me?......this would be in his future.















































http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l175/Tauro02/7ambulance1_patient2.jpg


Damn Tauro!

Btw why the fuck did this get Irondan'd? It was an honest question??? Mods???

Longbongcilvaringz
03-28-2008, 06:37 AM
haha.

the responses in here are hilarious

I'd be so eager I'd probably wank on my way home

P.S.: no homo

haha


ill go with the last option.

but include a (no homo) just in case any of you faggits get any ideas.

diggy
03-28-2008, 09:40 PM
Make sweet love.















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